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HUGE! Campaign manager testifies Hillary PERSONALLY APPROVED the leak of the TRUMP-RUSSIA BANK connection!

BREAKING: Hillary Clinton’s 2016 campaign manager Robbie Mook testified in the MICHAEL SUSSMAN TRIAL Friday that she PERSONALLY APPROVED the leak of the story alleging that the servers of a corrupt Russian bank were communicating with ones owned by the Trump Organization, Fox News reports! We’re not sure of the significance, but right wingers think it’s HUGE! because like it means that Hillary used some not really concrete information to smear Trump as being in contact with Russians even though this was a few months after his son, son-in-law, and campaign manager met with actual agents of the Russian government in the Trump tower.

And eight years after Trump sold a mansion in Florida to some Russian guy for $60 million more than it was worth. And around the same time campaign manager Paul Manafort had defending Ukraine removed from the RNC platform. And when Manafort was giving internal Trump Campaign polling data to Russian troll farms so they’d know where to target their Facebook posts and bots. And a whole bunch of other shit that led now House Minority Leader Kevin McCarthy to conclude that Russian President Vladimir Putin was paying Trump to which then-Speaker of the House Paul Ryan laughed at and agreed but told McCarthy to keep quiet about it.

But LOCK HER UP! LOCK HER UP! LOCK HER UP because she’s a corrupt bitch! She told her campaign manager to push a story that wasn’t fully substantiated but not entirely debunked either! The Senate Intel Committee “could not positively determine an intent or purpose that would explain the unusual activity” but were unable to get a straight answer out of the FBI about their findings! So nobody fucking knows why a Russian bank’s server was querying a Trump Organization-owned server in 2016! MAGA! Durham is kicking ass! Maybe! We don’t know because it’s so goddamned dense and almost pointless to try to parse out we’re probably just going to wait for the verdict to report on it next unless there’s another EXPLOSIVE BOMBSHELL we can mock like this!

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