Don Jr leads Rick Scott 56-32 in 2024 Florida GOP Senate primary

Republican pollster Fabrizio Lee finds that cokehead moron Donald Trump Jr leading white collar criminal incumbent Florida Senator Rick Scott by a pretty staggering 57 to 32 in a hypothetical 2024 Republican primary matchup, Axios’s Jonathan Swan reports with a leaked slide. Of each share of the state’s GOP electorate sampled, 37% said “definitely” and 19% “probably” Don Jr to Scott’s 15% “definitely” and 17% “probably” with 12% undecided.

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