Rudy's moron son loses New York GOP gov primary

Low-rent Don Jr wannabe Andrew Giuliani has been defeated by Long Island MAGA asshole Congressman Lee Zeldin in the New York Republican governor primary. Any hopes for a sympathy vote after Sunday’s harrowing assassination attempt on his father Rudy by a libtard supermarket employee apparently did not materialize as the returns currently sit at 42.8% for Zeldin, 23.9 for Giuliani, and even more abysmal numbers for the two other dipshits not worth mentioning here.

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