Holy shit. The balls on this guy relative to American Republicans. Even more amazing is Boris Johnson hasn’t threatened to recruit some Neo-Nazi QAnon podcaster Evangelical preacher to primary him from the right for being a stone cold loser TINO and so disloyal to Britain First.
We have to admit this Pinchy scandal has been quite the surprise sleeper hit, having thought it was just another line on the growing list of degenerate criminal shit we’ve reported here for an occasional dark laugh at Perfidious Albion’s counterpart to the GOP. If it was going to be anything that could’ve actually toppled Boris Johnson’s premiership – and it’s apparently really fucking close to happening now – we definitely would’ve guessed it was the still-unidentified Tory MP arrested for rape in May. A “poof” getting shitfaced and groping other grown men seems relatively tame in comparison. But hey, if it sets back Conservative tossers anywhere we’ll take it.