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Swimmer bitten in sixth shark attack near Long Island in 2022

White Claw drinkers in Kismet, New York were shaken to the core when they realized it may not be so safe to go quickly urinate in the water and then go back to their Chillbo Baggins and chug some more hard seltzer after a man was bitten by a shark Wednesday, 1010 WINS reports. The attack is the sixth this year as the aquatic predators apparently have had enough of human urine scented with artificially watermelon-flavored alcoholic nonsense. It’s not clear how severely the man was injured, as he apparently did not seek medical attention. Probably because it would kill his buzz.

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