Shitty Korean car company Hyundai’s US manufacturing operations may have used parts sourced from a subsidiary’s factory using child labor in third world shithole Alabama, Reuters reports. Children as young as 12 allegedly worked the assembly line at a metal stamping plant owned by Hyundai subsidiary SMART LLC located in the impoverished, quasi-sovereign backwater that still hasn’t recovered economically from a devastating civil war in its not very recent past.
Other more recent embarrassments to Alabama’s stature in the intranational community include replacing a respected former lawman with a semi-functional retard football coach as its highest-ranking delegate to the assembly and the sampling of its subnational anthem into a song about white trash people in Northern Michigan intercut with another song about werewolves in London.