The death of Al-Qaeda leader Ayman Al-Zawahari in a CIA drone strike on his home in Kabul, Afghanistan is a major victory in the global war on terrorism, proving once again that those bastards cannot hide forever. However some questions remain, and the most important among them is what Zawahiri had on Hillary Clinton? Now of course the Democrats will act like it was Joe Biden who ordered the strike and celebrate the political benefits, but everyone who does their own research knows he had nothing to do with it. Hillary still runs the Deep State and her fingerprints are all over this hit. She may have even pressed the button herself while sitting in her secret high tech bunker under Chappaqua, New York at her specially built Alienware gaming PC hooked up to the CIA’s drone platform. “Pew! Pew! Game over motherfucker!” she likely said with a shrill cackle while emptying out a bottle of Chardonnay into her novelty oversize plastic wine glass.

But why? What kind of dirt would Al-Zawahiri have had on Hillary Clinton? Was he somehow involved in the Whitewater and Benghazi scandals? Did he sell out his boss Osama bin Laden to her back in 2011 in exchange for access to the Clinton Global Initiative and Bill Gates’s secret 5G mind control technology? What was Dominion Voting Systems’ involvement in the attack? Did Al-Zawahiri know too much about the Hammer and Scorecard protocol? Was he about to testify to John Durham and blow the whole lid open on how Hillary spied on President Trump?

We have Hillary’s means and method right in front of us, those are beyond any serious dispute even if some of the finer details are still unknown. The sentence “Hillary Clinton ordered the drone strike that killed Ayman Al-Zawahiri because ________” still needs its blank filled in.

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