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Melania bought new underwear after FBI searched bedroom

Former First Lady Melania Trump was so disgusted by the idea of FBI agents searching for stolen classified documents in her personal bedroom and wardrobe at Mar-a-Lago that she’s tossed all of her underwear and bought new ones since, sources tell Radar Online. “Melania doesn’t like the idea of strangers going rifling through her things. Who knows who touched her underwear during the raid? She’s never going to feel comfortable wearing those ever again. Most people don’t know that Melania is a bigger germaphobe than her husband. She hates people touching her and certainly doesn’t want to put on lingerie that FBI agents have had their hands all over,” said a friend.

“This is her home. It’s her bedroom. Even her husband isn’t allowed in her bedroom [lol]. Even if they wore gloves, it is still strangers going through your underwear draws. She has already bought new underwear and thrown everything that has been contaminated away,” said a source.

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