Categories
Uncategorized

Can anyone prove Biden isn’t somehow manipulating gas prices?

Three months ago gas prices were sky high, the highest they’ve even been, causing great hardship for patriots who drive large American SUVs and pickups and keep them running so the AC stays on while the truck’s parked diagonally across three handicapped spaces in front of Walmart. From Sheetz to Wawa to Circle K to Turkey Hill to Buc-ee’s to Kum and Go to Flying J to Cumberland Farms, thousands of filling stations across MAGAmerica were proudly sporting an “I DID THAT!” next to the sale amount display screen because Biden canceled the Keystone XL pipeline from Canada and did some other liberal green new deal shit that made gas prices a lot higher than they were when Trump’s policies and leadership made them extremely low in April 2020.

Now gas prices have been dropping for 89 days in a row! Like the above meme from some patriot on Truth Social implies, Biden and the democrats are doing something to make gas prices lower. We don’t know what it is, but it’s 100% politically motivated. It’s basically election interference, because Republicans have been campaigning on high gas prices. The lower costs go, the less motivated those stupid sheeple Independentard voters will be to show up and help the Red Wave swamp the Biden Regime! This is fucking serious people! The national average could be under $3 a gallon in November! Someone needs to do something immediately before it’s too late!

MAGA Republicans in Congress and on Fox News have got to step up and take the Biden Regime to task, force them to prove that they didn’t do something to lower gas prices to help Democrats in the Midterms. The burden of proof is on them to show America this wasn’t politically motivated. This not now and it never was about “struggling families and workers.” Fuck them. All of a sudden millions of them are telling pollsters they’re not going to vote Republican in the Midterms because “Brandon” bribed them with cheaper gas. They’re low quality voters anyway.

MAGA Republicans had a plan to win the suburban soccer mom vote and Biden interfered with it by manipulating gas prices lower, wasting millions spent on GOP campaign ads. The Democrats and their media allies are now required to prove it didn’t happen. End of story. And nobody wants to hear any of that “macroeconomics” and “energy policy” mumbo-jumbo those liberal eggheads use to confuse people. Americans need to know that Biden didn’t secretly work out some kind of deal with Soros and the Rothschilds to hack into the computer that decides the per gallon price of gas. Just saying that it didn’t happen isn’t going to cut it. We live in reality and we demand evidence.

National Zero will resume our regular news coverage now that we’ve cruelly toyed with the emotions of right wing readers. We hope they enjoyed this “Biden gas prices conspiracy” article.

Created by potrace 1.16, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2019

Venezuelan forces lay siege to Argentinian embassy in Caracas

7 hours ago

Fox News reports wokeness ruining country music industry

17 hours ago

Philippines Vice President Sara Duterte says she’s ordered assassin to kill President Ferdinand Marcos immediately if/when she is killed

20 hours ago

Random thoughts Friday, Volume CCI

1 day ago

Hungarian Nazi enthusiast named to National Security post

1 day ago

We’re gonna miss him when he’s gone

1 day ago

Hedge fund manager going to play with a lot more people’s money

1 day ago

Maine Republican declared winner of election for state seat by one vote after being arrested for choking wife in October

1 day ago

Canadian Clustertruck captain convicted

1 day ago

Top German conservative activist dies at 96

2 days ago

Guy who can’t get webcasts to work interested in buying MSNBC

2 days ago

Texas Supreme Court gets Ken Paxton out of a jam

2 days ago

Matt Gaetz says he won’t be back in Congress on January 3rd

2 days ago

Judge Merchan indefinitely postpones Trump sentencing

2 days ago

Mike Rogers not under consideration for FBI chief: Trump minion

2 days ago

MAGA Land urges children to sacrifice new toys for America First

2 days ago

Tucker says he told Johnson to “check with Putin” on Ukraine aid

2 days ago

Team Orange “blindsided” by Hegseth rape accusation

2 days ago

Convicted California pedophile faces 740 years to life in prison

2 days ago

New York man actually laser eye-memes fucking Kevin McCarthy

3 days ago

“He was doing very well but, at the same time, did not want to be a distraction for the Administration”: Trump on Gaetz withdrawal

3 days ago

Matt Gaetz pulls out before things got even more messy

3 days ago

Republicans don’t actually know how mass deportation will work

3 days ago

MAGA propagandists put on nominee defense duty

3 days ago

Barrasso comes out in support of Pete Hegseth

3 days ago

Allegation: Hegseth drugged, sexually assaulted woman

3 days ago

ICC issues arrest warrant for Netanyahu

3 days ago

Bobby Jr agreed that Trump fans are “Nazis” back in 2016

3 days ago

Florida man arrested for planning to bomb Wall Street

3 days ago

Out of control inflation: banana sells for $5 million

3 days ago

House Republicans lining up to sink Gaetz nomination

3 days ago

Not The Onion: Alex Jones sues Sandy Hook families, The Onion

3 days ago

Capitol rioter convicted of plotting to murder FBI agents

3 days ago

House Ethics fails to agree to release Gaetz investigation report

4 days ago

Elon Musk got a lot done today

4 days ago

Orange Pharaoh rages over pushback to his shitty picks

4 days ago

Laken Riley’s killer convicted

4 days ago

Bald asshole former acting AG gets NATO ambassador nod

4 days ago

Grindr user “SenatorPartySlut1776” complies with blackmail terms

4 days ago

Freeman and Moss ask judge to hold Rudy in contempt

4 days ago

Jaydee stuck trying to sell Senate GOP on Gaetz

4 days ago

Surprise! Bobby Jr bought into “plandemic” shit in 2020

4 days ago

Walmart CFO says they’re getting ready to jack up prices

4 days ago

US Embassy in Kyiv shuts down over anticipated Russian attack

4 days ago

AG-designate Gaetz helped pay $10K in tuition for two underprivileged sex workers, Committee investigation found

4 days ago

Wrestling executive to head US Education Department

4 days ago

Guy accused of battery who cheated on wife once wrote of one’s “moral responsibility” while at Ivy League. (No, the other guy)

4 days ago

SpaceX landing aborted with Donald watching

4 days ago

Senate approves RFK takeover

4 days ago

Mehmet Oz to run Medicare and Medicaid for Trump Reich

5 days ago

x
x
x
x
x
x