Three months ago gas prices were sky high, the highest they’ve even been, causing great hardship for patriots who drive large American SUVs and pickups and keep them running so the AC stays on while the truck’s parked diagonally across three handicapped spaces in front of Walmart. From Sheetz to Wawa to Circle K to Turkey Hill to Buc-ee’s to Kum and Go to Flying J to Cumberland Farms, thousands of filling stations across MAGAmerica were proudly sporting an “I DID THAT!” next to the sale amount display screen because Biden canceled the Keystone XL pipeline from Canada and did some other liberal green new deal shit that made gas prices a lot higher than they were when Trump’s policies and leadership made them extremely low in April 2020.
Now gas prices have been dropping for 89 days in a row! Like the above meme from some patriot on Truth Social implies, Biden and the democrats are doing something to make gas prices lower. We don’t know what it is, but it’s 100% politically motivated. It’s basically election interference, because Republicans have been campaigning on high gas prices. The lower costs go, the less motivated those stupid sheeple Independentard voters will be to show up and help the Red Wave swamp the Biden Regime! This is fucking serious people! The national average could be under $3 a gallon in November! Someone needs to do something immediately before it’s too late!
MAGA Republicans in Congress and on Fox News have got to step up and take the Biden Regime to task, force them to prove that they didn’t do something to lower gas prices to help Democrats in the Midterms. The burden of proof is on them to show America this wasn’t politically motivated. This not now and it never was about “struggling families and workers.” Fuck them. All of a sudden millions of them are telling pollsters they’re not going to vote Republican in the Midterms because “Brandon” bribed them with cheaper gas. They’re low quality voters anyway.
This is what happens when you declare war on U.S. domestic energy production. pic.twitter.com/QQ1DSc9Tid
— Oversight Committee (@GOPoversight) June 2, 2022
MAGA Republicans had a plan to win the suburban soccer mom vote and Biden interfered with it by manipulating gas prices lower, wasting millions spent on GOP campaign ads. The Democrats and their media allies are now required to prove it didn’t happen. End of story. And nobody wants to hear any of that “macroeconomics” and “energy policy” mumbo-jumbo those liberal eggheads use to confuse people. Americans need to know that Biden didn’t secretly work out some kind of deal with Soros and the Rothschilds to hack into the computer that decides the per gallon price of gas. Just saying that it didn’t happen isn’t going to cut it. We live in reality and we demand evidence.
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