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“In accordance with House Rule XI, clause 3, and Committee Rule 10(a)(2), the Committee voted to establish an Investigative Subcommittee. Pursuant to the Committee’s action, at this time, the Investigative Subcommittee shall have jurisdiction to determine whether Representative Cory Mills violated the Code of Official Conduct or any law, rule, regulation, or other applicable standard of conduct in the performance of his duties or the discharge of his responsibilities, with respect to allegations that he may have: (1) failed to properly disclose required information on statements required to be filed with the House; (2) violated campaign finance laws and regulations in connection with his 2022 and 2024 election campaigns; (3) improperly solicited and/or received gifts, including in connection with privately sponsored officially-connected travel; (4) received special favors by virtue of his position; (5) engaged in misconduct with respect to allegations of sexual misconduct and/or dating violence; and/or (6) misused congressional resources or status. The Committee will announce the Members who will serve on the Investigative Subcommittee once they are selected.”

“The Committee notes that the mere fact of establishing an Investigative Subcommittee does not itself indicate that any violation has occurred. No other public comment will be made on this matter except in accordance with Committee rules. Pursuant to House Rule XI, clause 3(b)(8)(B)(iii), and Committee Rule 17A(f)(1), no documents will be released at this time,” says the committee in a Wednesday press release announcing the domestic abuser’s time in the barrel’s coming.

Recall that over the last two years not-good findings from the committee’s ponderously slow investigations ended the careers of notorious other scumbags George Santos and Matt Gaetz.

“Grocery TV, the leading in-store retail media platform, today announced an expansion of its partnership with Wakefern Food Corp to include 31 ShopRite locations across New York and New Jersey. Grocery TV screens have been installed at the entrance, front end, and in stores with pharmacies. By strategically placing the screens in high traffic areas of the store, ShopRite can share valuable information about the latest sales, promotions and even store news and job information while enabling brands to reach high-intent shoppers throughout their visit.”

“ShopRite and Grocery TV’s collaboration began in 2021 with steady growth to include additional stores, demonstrating continued momentum built on proven results. Today, more than 230 ShopRite stores use the platform. The most recent stores to install Grocery TV include locations operated by ShopRite Supermarkets, Inc (SRS), a wholly-owned subsidiary of the retailer-owned cooperative Wakefern Food Corp with 31 ShopRite stores in New York and New Jersey,” says a press release from Grocery TV, the leading in-store retail media platform, shedding all pretenses of independence and integrity and just blatantly selling itself as an advertising medium. Greedy sons of bitches.

“Tremendous atrocities are taking place in Sudan. It has become the most violent place on Earth and, likewise, the single biggest Humanitarian Crisis. Food, doctors, and everything else are desperately needed. Arab Leaders from all over the World, in particular the highly respected Crown Prince of Saudi Arabia, who has just left the United States, have asked me to use the power and influence of the Presidency to bring an immediate halt to what is taking place in Sudan.”

“It is considered a Great Civilization and Culture, unfortunately gone bad, but one that can be fixed with the cooperation and coordination of Countries, including those in the Region of tremendous Wealth, who want this to happen. We will work with Saudi Arabia, United Arab Emirates, Egypt, and other Middle Eastern partners to get these atrocities to end, while at the same time stabilizing Sudan. Thank you for your attention to this matter. GOD BLESS THE WORLD!” posted President Donald Trump on Wednesday, further solidifying his image as the GOAT when it comes to looking out for regular Americans feeling burned by globalist bullshit and pointless foreign adventurism.

Finally, a leader who gets that people at home are struggling under high prices and feeling left behind by an economy overly focused on tech and finance. Make America Great Again for everyone.

In the most limited hangout-y of limited hangouts in all of access journalism, Politico on Monday paid the ferryman and printed a subtle piece of Trump Regime’s tactical retreat spin that the Orange God Emperor “still believes Democrats outplayed the GOP, which is partly why he is so angry with his party and why he tried so hard to prevent the House from voting, said a person close to the White House granted anonymity to discuss the Epstein case,” like we’re all fucking stupid and won’t get it.

This moment, as it played out ahead of what was inevitable then and very much indeed already happened – in fact this morning the Senate formally approved the bill and sent it to the White House for signature – was what amounts to a “sophisticated” play by the regime’s comms office, telling themselves “Heheheh, let’s give ’em the ‘inside scoop’ that Trump’s a mental child who doesn’t like to be told what to do as the ‘real reason’ for his repeated tantrums every time Epstein is mentioned.”

“Oh and we have to include an ‘insider quote’ like ‘The strategy now is give Republicans a perceived win so they can go back to their districts and say I voted to release the Epstein files.’ That’ll make the smug liberal gaytards who read Politico feel like they’re privy to all the stagecraft and kayfabe of DC,” this imaginary internal strategy session in Krazy Karoline’s office continued, finding a silver lining in the neutralization of what would’ve been a major vulnerability for members on the 2026 trail.

A brief clip from Congresswoman Nancy Mace’s lengthy censure of her fellow MAGA Republican Cory Mills: “Whereas police reports obtained by NBC4 Washington confirmed that the Washington, DC, Metropolitan Police Department was investigating Representative Cory Mills for an alleged assault of a 27-year old woman that took place on February 19, 2025, at the residence of Mills;”

“Whereas the first police report, provided to NBC4 Washington by a source and confirmed by a second source familiar with the investigation, said that the 27- year-old woman accused her significant other for over a year of having grabbed her, shoved her, and pushed her out of the door, and also said that the woman involved showed the officer ‘bruises on her arm which appeared fresh’; Whereas NBC4 Washington also reported that the Metropolitan Police Department identified Representative Cory Mills as the significant other of the alleged victim of assault – which alleged victim was a 27-year-old woman who was not the wife of Representative Cory Mills – and that the alleged victim ‘let officers hear Subject 1 [now identified by MPD as Mills] instruct her to lie about the origin of her bruises . . . Eventually, Subject 1 made contact with police and admitted that the situation escalated from verbal to physical, but it was severe enough to create bruising’;

“Whereas on February 21, 2025, the Washington post also confirmed two DC police officials said that the alleged victim of assault initially told a 911 operator and police that she had been assaulted and that officers said she also had what seemed to be visible injuries, and that while a supervisor initially classified the offense internally as a family disturbance, police commanders later learned of the incident, reviewed the reports and body camera footage from the responding officers, and reclassified the case as a domestic violence assault;” and the litany of his sins continues.

Asked if he backed a US Conference of Catholic Bishops statement from last week expressing sadness over “the state of contemporary debate and the vilification of immigrants. We are concerned about the conditions in detention centers and the lack of access to pastoral care. We lament that some immigrants in the United States have arbitrarily lost their legal status. We are troubled by threats against the sanctity of houses of worship and the special nature of hospitals and schools. We are grieved when we meet parents who fear being detained when taking their children to school and when we try to console family members who have already been separated from their loved ones,” Pope Leo XVI was pretty unequivocal in remarks to reporters on Tuesday.

Calling it “a very important statement. I would invite especially all Catholics, but people of goodwill, to listen carefully to what they said. No one has said that the United States should have open border. I think every country has a right to determine who and how and when people enter,” Leo said, adding “We have to look for ways of treating people humanely, treating people with the dignity that they have. If people are in the United States illegally, there are ways to treat that. There are courts. There’s a system of justice,” but it has “a lot of problems” that need be addressed.

Convicted felon President Trump’s crack team of inept prosecutors – tasked with bringing former FBI Director James Comey to justice for the heinous crime of misunderstanding a question during a 2020 congressional hearing – informed the court that they did not show the “operative indictment” to the grand jury before the barest majority voted to bring charges, Lawfare’s Anna Bower reports.

Can any lawyers pipe in here and opine on whether this is disbarment-y? It sounds disbarment-y.

Oh wait this is Blackburn reacting to the “Don’t Give Up The Ship” video in which elected Dems urged service members to stand up for the rule of law and the constitution, calling it a horrible incitement of mutiny against the President of the United States and so on and so forth.

It was back in December 2022 when she urged American service personnel to defy Biden’s COVID vax mandate. National Zero sincerely apologizes to readers for this editorial mistake.

In a totally neutral and principled appeal to the Trump Regime FCC for why his company should be allowed to buy up smaller rival TEGNA and thus acquire significantly more local affiliate stations than regulations currently allow for, Nexstar CEO Perry Sook wrote: “To be clear, in an age of disinformation and political agendas, we are the anti-fake news. Our news is delivered by trusted, familiar voices – journalists who live in the community – not a chatbot or social media influencers.”

“And yet, we are prohibited from broadcasting trusted local news and programming to hundreds of communities across the country because of antiquated regulatory constraints. In an era where political discourse has turned increasingly polarized and violent, our democracy requires that Americans have easy access to reliable fact-based journalism and community forums to debate the issues of the day safely and respectfully. Nexstar’s acquisition of TEGNA will provide us with the scale necessary for local journalism to thrive amidst a media landscape that is dominated by Big Tech and the legacy media companies, enabling us to continue not only investing in high-quality journalism and local news, but in serving our local communities in the best possible way,” Sook continued, as though such pablum was necessary after he had led with that “anti-fake news” shit.

That was all that shitbag Brendan Carr and his fat orange boss needed to hear from him.

Unhinged Congresswoman Nancy Mace will on Wednesday move to censure stalker/domestic abuser/valor thief Florida MAGA Congressman Cory Mills, Punchbowl’s Jake Sherman reports.

In a statement to student paper the Crimson, Harvard University leadership confirmed that “the University is conducting a review of information concerning individuals at Harvard included in the newly released Jeffrey Epstein documents to evaluate what actions may be warranted,” namely against former University President/current professor of multiple courses Larry Summers.

For those keeping score at home, this means that the British Royal family derogated the tertiary claimant to the throne, the civilian government of the same nation fired their ambassador to the United States, the skippers of no fewer than three major financial institutions have been felled, and the most prestigious university in the world are putting together their case for eventually banishing their otherwise popular and revered former leader – all for their connections to Dirty Jeff.

Meanwhile the President of the United States is “a good man who protects women. That’s what real men do,” according to a certain member of his party, who would not dare dream of visiting any similarly grave consequences upon him for being potentially inculpated in Jeff’s crimes.

Oh and his accomplice gets free toilet paper for telling Trump’s toady what he wanted to hear.

Responding to the surprise ruling from a Trump-appointed Texas federal judge bricking the Lone Star State GOP’s ill-planned mid-decade gerrymander, Republican California Congressman Kevin Kiley – one of the five almost certainly doomed in 2026 after Prop 50’s passage – told Punchbowl’s Laura Weiss that “To the extent there was any point to begin with – which I don’t think there was – I don’t think even if you’ve got a partisan advantage on this it in any way shape or form justifies it. But that’s not even gonna happen it looks like. And with this court decision, it’s even more in doubt.”

“So it’s just utterly foolish,” Kiley continued, also ripping into Jesus Dork Speaker Mike Johnson’s failure to push back against convicted felon President Trump’s push to rig the midterms and come to some kind of truce with Democrats. “It was a total failure of leadership to let this happen in a way that is going to be bad for our own members, bad for the House, bad for representation across the country,” Kiley, whose seat was a sacrifice Trump and Johnson were willing to make, seethed.

“The Democrats currently have a 14-point lead against the Republicans among registered voters nationally on the 2026 generic congressional ballot question. This has changed considerably. Since 2022, voters have divided about which party’s candidate they would support. Asked at the tail end of the nation’s longest government shutdown, a plurality of Americans say they place most of the blame for the shutdown on congressional Democrats. However, President Donald Trump and congressional Republicans do not walk away unscathed, with six in ten blaming either the President or the GOP in Congress,” says the intro to the latest NPR/PBS/Marist survey.

Convicted felon President Trump’s MAGA Inc PAC is dumping $226,000 in ad buys into the December 2 Tennessee 7th District special election to fill the seat vacated by philanderer Mark Green, AdImpact reports on a sign that the regime wants no chances taken in a Trump +22 district.

Apparently convicted felon President Trump didn’t get the memo about the unanimous consent passage, posting more than 10 minutes later “I don’t care when the Senate passes the House Bill, whether tonight, or at some other time in the near future, I just don’t want Republicans to take their eyes off all of the Victories that we’ve had, including THE GREAT BIG BEAUTIFUL BILL, Closed Borders, No Men in Women’s Sports or Transgender for Everyone, ending DEI, stopping Biden’s Record Setting Inflation, Biggest Tax and Regulation Cuts in History, stopping EIGHT Wars, rebuilding our Military, being RESPECTED by every Country in the World, having Trillions of Dollars INVESTED in the USA, having created the ‘HOTTEST’ Country anywhere in the World, and even delivering a HUGE DEFEAT to the Democrats on the Shutdown. MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!”