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WATCH LIVE: Biden holds press conference after midterms

The day after Democrats overperformed in midterm elections, President Joe Biden will take questions on the outcome of the elections, where he’s expected to call for national unity and cooperation because he’s Joe and he won’t pour salt into the GOP’s fresh wounds.  The bloody fisticuffs of Trump’s 2018 post-mid-term press conference, spawned by Jim Acosta’s hooliganism, are not likely to be repeated.  (In 2018, Republicans lost 41 House seats and seven governorships under Trump.)

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Loser comes perilously close to acknowledging loser status

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While in certain ways yesterday’s election was somewhat disappointing, from my personal standpoint it was a very big victory – 219 WINS and 16 Losses in the General – Who has ever done better than that?

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And just to be clear here: Those “219 WINS” include Republicans like Iowa Senator Chuck Grassley, Texas Governor Greg Abbott, and Congressmen Matt Gaetz, Jim Jordan, and Steve Scalise – assholes who faced no serious challenges from Democrats. If you’re talking about actually contested races there’s fucking Ron Johnson and maybe a handful of House races for Trump-backed candidates. The ones MAGA hopefuls lost or are still up in the air are about as high profile as they get: Maryland governor, Massachusetts governor, New York governor, Wisconsin governor, Pennsylvania Senate and governor… the list goes on and on and on and it’s not over yet.

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Georgia heads to run-off; campaign staff must explain to Walker track shoes not needed ’cause it not really a race

Herschel Walker must think that he has an obvious advantage against incumbent Democratic Senator Raphael Warnock in the upcoming runoff for the Georgia Senate seat, slated for December 6th because neither of the top two candidates surpassed 50% of the vote.

He is, after all, a former Heisman Trophy winner who was timed with a 4.3 40-yard-dash time coming out of a college he didn’t graduate from.  He’ll be greatly disappointed to learn that this isn’t actually a footrace.  During the campaign, 60-year-old Head Injury Herschel claimed he could still match his college speed, which may help him get home to Texas faster after the runoff.

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Zeldin concedes in New York

“I would like to congratulate New York Governor Kathy Hochul on her election to a full four year term. “This race was a once in a generation campaign, with a very close margin in the bluest of blue states. The unrelenting passion and hard work of our grassroots volunteers and supporters made this incredibly close race possible and helped us win at least 49 of New York’s 62 counties.”

“Republicans, Democrats and Independents united as New Yorkers, pouring their heart and soul into this campaign. Those controlling Albany should take note. New Yorkers of all walks of life are sick of the attacks on their wallets, their safety, their freedoms and the quality of their kids’ education and are hitting their breaking point, as proven by these results. As they take office in January, Governor Kathy Hochul and those controlling Albany must address the grave concerns voiced by the voters. While this campaign has come to a close, the rescue mission to Save Our State continues,” says loser MAGA Congressman Lee Zeldin in his concession statement to Gov Kathy Hochul.

If you’re wondering what a screenshot of a Hill opinion piece from last week is doing in between the two paragraphs of the statement then we’ll be happy to explain: Sometimes we in the news business need to add a bit of visual flair to blocks of written text in order to break things up – even if sometimes they might be a little incongruous with the main topic at hand, as is the case here.

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Trump blames Melania for Oz endorsement: report

Disgraced former President Trump is reportedly furious with his illegal immigrant wife Melania for nudging him to endorse dipshit quack Mehmet Oz, according to NYT’s Maggie Haberman. Not hard to imagine the dumbass watches a lot of daytime TV and pushed her husband on the failed pick.

Separately an anonymous GOP operative “close to the Trump orbit” (God, these fucking “orbit” and “Trumpworld” tropes) tells ABC News Tuesday was “the end of the Trump era and the dawn of the DeSantis era. Like every other Trump catastrophe, he did this to himself with stupid and reckless decisions.” Another Trump minion says “This is a sinking ship. We’re not going to beat [DeSantis].”

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Sean Patrick Maloney concedes

Democratic New York Congressman Sean Patrick Maloney conceded his race for the state’s 17th Congressional District to Republican Mike Lawler, the highest profile loss for Democratic House members in a tight midterm race, Politico reports.

The head of the Democratic Congressional Campaign Committee, Maloney moved from his old district, the 18th, to the 17th after redistricting.  The race was a high-profile target for Republicans.

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MAGA Land even more miserable than we had all hoped

“Bottom line, Trump makes it too easy to hate Republicans. While he is in the mix, the 2022 results are as good as it gets. DeSantis.” – The current top comment on the TownHall.com article “Did Kevin McCarthy Really Deliver a Victory Speech Last Night?” posted Wednesday morning.

“Just put a D next to his name, he is an embarrassment” – The current top comment on the Gateway Pundit article “‘Definitely Not a Republican Wave… Hats Off to the Democrats’ – Lindsey Graham on Stolen Midterms,” posted Wednesday morning. At least it wasn’t homophobic.

“Count me as officially black-pilled. Thought we lost it all in 2012 when Obama was elected. Wasn’t wrong. Trump was just a brief respite on the way down the sewer pipe. I think I’ll start prepping my armageddon bunker” – Top comment on PJ Media’s “We’re Done – American Voters Are Idiots”

“Folks, we’re not voting our way out of this” – Top comment on “Where’s the Red Wave?” at American Greatness, as if you needed another data point on the “Civil War II” bullshit.

“I’ve voted Trump for every election and would vote for him again ONLY IF HE’S NOMINATED. The GOP must begin to break away from Trump if they truly want new blood in the party. Republicans do not want to hear Trumps insulting rhetoric every time someone dares to say anything negative about him. I mean what was the reason for insulting DeSantis the other night it was completely unnecessary and reminded voters of the turmoil he ALWAY spewed on Twitter” – The current top comment on “Ron DeSantis is the new Republican Party leader” on Fox News by Liz Peek.

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Tudor Dixon concedes in Michigan

“I called Governor Whitmer this morning to concede and wish her well. Michigan’s future success rests not in elected officials or government, but all of us. It is incumbent upon all of us to help our children read, support law enforcement, and grow our economy. Thank you to our volunteers and supporters for working so hard to forge a better Michigan. We came up short, but we will never stop fighting for our families,” says a statement from MAGA dumbass Michigan gov loser Tudor Dixon.

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Orange God Emperor “screaming at everyone”

Disgraced former President Trump is “livid,” and “screaming at everyone,” after his candidates had such a shitty night on Tuesday, an adviser tells CNN’s Jim Acosta. The adviser badmouthed Donald’s slate, saying “they were all bad candidates.” “Candidates matter,” said the adviser.

Acosta adds that the adviser said Trump is “unlikely” to delay his planned November 15th campaign launch for 2024, saying it would be too “humiliating” to back off now, but still could.

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Arizona too close to call, done reporting vote until Wednesday night

Arizona election egghead Garrett Archer reports pivotal Maricopa County has finished reporting tallies in the major statewide races until Wednesday evening. Dem gov candidate Katie Hobbs leads MAGA psychopath Kari Lake 870,680 to 827,199, or 51.3% to 48.6% with 61% reported the closest of the contests. Dem Senator Mark Kelly meanwhile leads Reptilian humanoid Blake Masters 52.4% to 45.5% while Dem Adrian Fontes leads insurrectionist Mark Finchem 53% to 47% in the Secretary of State contest. Dem Kris Mayes leads MAGA asshole Abe Hamadeh in the AG race 51 to 49 percent.

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WAR FOR CONGRESS 2022: National Zero Special Live Coverage

Participatory democracy fans rejoice! Midterms Election Night is finally here! Stick with National Zero for all the latest updates on whether Dems can squeak this out or don’t and go to bed early all depressed if the picture becomes bleak early on! It’ll be a freaking blast! Elections are fun!

We’ll keep up as late as we can and be back at it dark and early on Wednesday morning.

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Midterm breaking election something update whatever

BREAKING update midterms election 2022. Exit polls top concern whatever. Voting turnout something tight races in battleground whatever. Controversy Maricopa something. Red wave battleground polls show battleground districts whatever. Voters concern something. Key issues in whatever midterm elections. Swing demographics Latinos something BREAKING UPDATE whatever.

Inflation something crime whatever abortion something Herschel Walker lol. Something Trump candidates concern Biden voting the American people whatever. Voting concerns. Midterms messaging whatever democracy in disarray. Buckle up for something whatever. Lots of surprises could happen something expect the unexpected to happen on election night whatever coverage. Kitty litter boxes in classroooms important issue whatever. Rainbow fentanyl not something anymore because Halloween over but whatever border gas prices something. Stay tuned whatever for something update on key battlegrounds whatever. Election important for something democracy.

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Capitol rioters fired from Georgia poll worker positions

A mother-and-son duo were fired from their positions as election workers in Fulton County, Georgia early Tuesday morning after people notified the county the two had been present at the January 6th, 2021 MAGA insurrection at the Capitol, the Washington Post reports.

The two were not publicly identified and as such it’s unclear if they were charged with any crimes for participating in the attack. It’s entirely possible they were among the hundreds who took misdemeanor plea deals and have already served short jail sentences. Either way, that the woman posted “I stood up for what’s right today in Washington DC. This election was a sham. Mike Pence is a traitor. I was tear gassed FOUR times. I have pepper spray in my throat. I stormed the Capitol building. And my children have had the best learning experience of their lives,” following the riot was cause enough for her and her son to be fired from working the polls on election day.

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