Loser comes perilously close to acknowledging loser status

Donald J. Trump

@realDonaldTrump
While in certain ways yesterday’s election was somewhat disappointing, from my personal standpoint it was a very big victory – 219 WINS and 16 Losses in the General – Who has ever done better than that?

2,810 11,207 Nov 09, 2022, 2:05 PM

And just to be clear here: Those “219 WINS” include Republicans like Iowa Senator Chuck Grassley, Texas Governor Greg Abbott, and Congressmen Matt Gaetz, Jim Jordan, and Steve Scalise – assholes who faced no serious challenges from Democrats. If you’re talking about actually contested races there’s fucking Ron Johnson and maybe a handful of House races for Trump-backed candidates. The ones MAGA hopefuls lost or are still up in the air are about as high profile as they get: Maryland governor, Massachusetts governor, New York governor, Wisconsin governor, Pennsylvania Senate and governor… the list goes on and on and on and it’s not over yet.

UPDATE 11/9/2022 4:06 PM EST: They don’t get any better than this one. Seriously.

Donald J. Trump

@realDonaldTrump
Now that the Election in Florida is over, and everything went quite well, shouldn’t it be said that in 2020, I got 1.1 Million more votes in Florida than Ron D got this year, 5.7 Million to 4.6 Million? Just asking?

1,108 3,717 Nov 09, 2022, 3:51 PM

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