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Disgraced former President Trump waged a desperate, last-minute court battle earlier this month to prevent former Pence Chief of Staff Marc Short from testifying to the grand jury investigating the attempted coup following his humiliating loss to Joe Biden in the 2020 election, but failed as the DC Appeals court rejected his bitching and cleared Short for questioning, Politico reports.

The main focus of Politico’s article is a sealed ruling from DC Circuit Court Judge Beryl Howell that appears to be what precipitated the embarrassing defeat at the appeals level. Politico and the New York Times have filed a motion for Howell to unseal the ruling. A hearing is scheduled for November 15th. Just spitballing here, but it could be that Howell ruled there’s a crime-fraud exception to Donald’s assertions of executive privilege over aides’ testimony. Lawyers please comment below.

A federal judge sentenced a convicted member of the Republican-led mob of domestic terrorists that attacked Congress on January 6th to 240 days home detention, citing the defendant’s autism as a mitigating factor pushing for a lighter sentence, Politico reports.

U.S. District Court Judge Trevor McFadden told Nicholas Rodean, of Frederick, Maryland, “I’m giving you a real break here,” and saying Rodean’s diagnosed medical condition mitgated “the blameworthiness of your conduct.”  The day before, McFadden had sentenced Hunter Seefried to two years in prison for similar crimes.

Rodean spent most of the Capitol attack alongside one of the more memorable miscreants of the day, the QAnon Shamin Jacob Chansley, as they got into a physical confrontation with police officers as the terrorists tried to enter the Senate chamber.

House Freedom Caucasians Congressman Scott Perry on Wednesday dropped his lawsuit against the Justice Department to retrieve his phone after it was seized by FBI agents investigating Perry’s role in the failed attempt to overturn the results of the 2020 presidential election.

TMZ admits they were trolled in an update to their previous story reporting that the 87 year old statutory rapist and incest enthusiast Jerry Lee Lewis had died. Good on them for correcting it as quickly as possible, unlike Mediaite when they mistakenly reported that Florida MAGA terrorist Nikolas Cruz had been sentenced to death and didn’t fix it for like an hour or two.

Also on Wednesday TMZ reported that Kanye West was kicked out of Skechers brand footwear’s offices when he showed up without an appointment to find a new home for his Yeezy sneaker line following West’s firing from Adidas. Just cramming that in here to not have to source TMZ again.

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— Arnold (@Schwarzenegger) October 26, 2022

In a new SurveyUSA poll of the North Carolina Senate race, Democrat Cheri Beasley leads MAGA Republican Ted Buddhole 44 percent to 39 percent among registered voters, 45 percent to 42 percent among those certain to vote, and 66 to 33 percent among those who have already voted. Buddhole leads Beasley only in the “Almost Certain” to vote category, 34% to 29%. Notable is the Libertarian Shannon Bray pulling in more than the Green Party asshole who the Republicans fought so hard to get on the ballot, with Bray getting 5% of the “Almost certain” respondents, 2% of the “Certain,” but 0% of already voted. The Green gets 1% of certain and almost certains, 2% of already.

Non-Correction: The current version of this article misspelled Congressman Ted Budd’s last name as “Buddhole.” National Zero does not regret the error and will not be correcting it.

Disgraced former President Trump’s lawyers on Wednesday accepted service of the subpoena from the House January 6th Select Committee, Politico reports.

A new Economist/YouGov survey finds the woke socialist pussy libtards leading the racist white trash fascist fucks 49% to 45% on the stupid fucking generic ballot among likely voters.

The Jew-hating Nazi shitlords lead the rioting criminal radical mob groomer party somewhat on voter enthusiasm, with 70% of the inbred trailer trash skinheads saying they “Definitely will vote” and 7% of the incel virgin MAGA hatters saying “Probably will vote” to 63% of the clueless latte elitists and 11% of the filthy stinking leftist fucking hippies saying the same, respectively.

Famous feminist attorney Gloria Allred said Wednesday she’ll be holding a press conference with a woman who says Godly Christian GOP Georgia Senate candidate Herschel Walker paid for her to have an abortion. Should be fun to watch Republicans say the same shit they did three weeks ago.

Clearly annoyed that the police report on the arrest of the first suspect, Javier Lopez said there was “No indication” of any political motive to the brutal assault of Marco Rubio’s far right racist campaign staffer Chris “Cuban Confederate” Monzon, Fox News is apparently delighted to have found a reference to politics in the arrest report of a second suspect, Jonathan Casanova.

“According to an arrest affidavit obtained by Fox News Digital, Jonathan Alexander Casanova joined Javier Lopez in attacking the canvasser. The document also noted that the canvasser told police that Casanova told him he could not pass through the area because he was a Republican,” Fox News wrote Wednesday, while adding at the end “This is a breaking story and will be updated as events warrant.” The story was posted more than two hours ago and still has not been updated.

Now call us suspicious but we’re wondering why the cops would revise their report from one arrest to another for two different suspects for the same crime. It seems strange to us (or not really if the cops are Fox News fans and threw that in for fun). What doesn’t seem strange however is that Fox News would leave out that Monzon was himself arrested at the 2017 Charlottesville MAGA riot, has posted shit like “Dirty n****rs love abusing power,” and “Too bad Jews decide our foreign policy,” and has been paid thousands of dollars by the Florida GOP for his canvassing work. We get why they’d skip over stuff like that, because it makes Monzon look unsympathetic.

A Michigan jury on Wednesday convicted all three of the MAGA terrorists facing charges in their 2020 plot to kidnap Dem Governor Gretchen Whitmer, MLive.com reports. Joseph Morrison, Pete Musico and Paul Bellar were all found guilty on all charges: providing material support for terrorist acts and attempt to commit felony as an associate or member of gang, both punishable by up to 20 years in prison, and felony firearms, which carries a mandatory sentence of two years in prison to be served consecutively to any other term. Adam Fox and Barry Croft Jr were convicted in August on federal charges, after their first trial ended in a hung jury and two of their accomplices walked. Another member of the group, Ty Garbin, pleaded guilty to federal charges in January 2021.

Trump White House Chief of Staff Mark Meadows has been ordered by a judge to sit for testimony before the Fulton County, Georgia grand jury investigating Donald Trump’s attempted intimidation of state officials to overturn the results of the 2020 election, the New York Times reports.

ElectionProject’s Michael McDonald reports 11,674,666 Americans have voted early so far in the 2022 Midterms. Per TargetSmart, this total 14 days before election day is far outpacing 2018, in which 7.775 million had already voted, but below 2020’s running total of 33 million early votes.

A Democratic-aligned PAC vaguely called the “Voter Protection Project” is trolling Republican House candidates from the right with disingenuous mailers and websites attacking them for being not MAGA enough as well as boosting Libertarian candidates in tight races, Axios reports.

A site called “TraitorDavidValadao.com” blasts California Republican Congressman David Valadao for his vote to impeach disgraced former President Trump, screaming “Deceiving David Valadao BETRAYED PRESIDENT TRUMP AND VOTED TO IMPEACH HIM,” and “Valadao Stood With The Radical Left,” on the fat bastard’s second impeachment in 2021. In Kansas, mailers urge voters to turn out for a Libertarian who will “crack down on illegal immigration” and “eliminate the federal income tax,” while a site “StopAmandaAdkins.com” warns “LOBBYIST AMANDA ADKINS IS ANOTHER TYPICAL DC SWAMP CREATURE” of the GOP challenger to Dem Congresswoman Sharice Davids.

The problem with the Axios article, besides the smug homerism of calling it “a Hail Mary effort to ward off Republican gains in key races,” is that it isn’t long enough. We need more examples of this.

A champion has been crowned in the annual Florida Burmese python hunt, with 19 year-old Matthew Concepcion defeating over 1,000 other participants and taking the $10,000 prize by bagging 28 of the scaly bastards over the competition’s 10 day period, the AP reports.

“I worked a levee, caught a couple hatchings, and was like, ‘Dang, this might be the ticket!’ So every single night from then on, I went out there – just before sundown to sunup,” said Concepion, foolishly sharing his winning strategy with other would be snake snaggers. Longest snake category winner Dustin Crum took the $1,500 prize for bagging a python measuring at 11 feet. But in the end all the participants were winners. They got delicious snake meat to feed their families.

DUI defender @KevinHayslettFL's clients give him a 5-star rating.

Many victims are no longer with us to give their ratings. pic.twitter.com/g1KnFRqxv3

— Ryan Fournier (@RyanAFournier) June 10, 2022

On June 10th, MAGA Reich Youth leader Ryan Fournier wasn’t very cool to Republican Florida lawyer and ultimately failed Florida 13th District GOP primary candidate Kevin Hayslett over Hayslett’s representation of drunk driving defendants. However, as the Daily Beast reports, turns out Hayslett is actually the very same kind of defense lawyer to whom Fournier has turned to get him out of a little jam in North Carolina on charges of driving while impaired, aggressive driving, driving to endanger, and fleeing/eluding arrest with a motor vehicle in February 2021.

Fournier’s attorney got most of those offenses dropped last week, leaving only a speeding charge for which he faces 48 hours of community service along with a year of unsupervised probation and less than $1,000 in fines and court costs. But Fournier isn’t out of the woods yet, as he faces yet another DWI charge for a separate arrest from December 2020. His next appearance in court is this December, on which he faces possible jail time and license revocation. This on top of Fournier turning federal informant on his Students for Trump co-founder, sending him to federal prison for 13 months on a wire fraud charge for creating a fake law firm and ripping people off for over $46,000.

A new Politico/Morning Consult survey puts Democrats ahead of Republicans 47 to 42 percent on the generic congressional ballot, also finding President Biden’s approval rating at 43 percent to 55 percent disapprove. Politico notes that among the respondents who say they “somewhat disapprove” of Biden, Dems lead on the generic ballot 44 percent to the MAGA party’s 35 percent.

Shady New Jersey Dem Senator Bob Menendez is under federal criminal investigation again for scumbaggery unrelated to the 2015 indictment he faced over some bribery bullshit involving a Florida eye doctor (who was convicted and later pardoned by Trump), Semafor reports.

At least one person connected to Menendez has been subpoenaed by federal prosecutors in the Southern District of New York, but other details about in the investigation are unavailable.

A senior Ukrainian official said Wednesday that Russian forces are digging in for the “heaviest of battles” to defend their illegally annexed territory in Kherson, Reuters reports. “With Kherson everything is clear. The Russians are replenishing, strengthening their grouping there,” Kyiv advisor Oleksiy Arestovych said in an online video late on Tuesday. “It means that nobody is preparing to withdraw. On the contrary, the heaviest of battles is going to take place for Kherson.”

Having determined that Republican Governor Ron DeSantis’s staff continues to violate state disclosure laws, a state judge ordered the administration to turn over all records relating to the DeSantis political stunt of flying Venezuela asylum seekers from Texas to Massachusetts using money allocated to transport undocumented immigrants out of Florida, Politico reports.

DeSantis has essentially given the finger to the courts, claiming releasing the records would somehow cripple the governor’s office which is being overwhelmed with open records requests–likely because citizens want documentation of things DeSantis has claimed because he’s a slimy little bastard.  A lawyer for DeSantis says such requests “[weaponize] the public records law so they can jump everyone else,” saying it like public interest in policy matters is a bad thing.

In their continuing effort to throw spaghetti against the wall to see if it sticks, the DeSantis team never cooked the spaghetti:  the judge rejected a claim that his order would cause chaos in the state because it would upset the order in which the administration ignores handles records requests.