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Ninth circuit tosses Chemtrail Kelli’s appeal to hide phone records

The Ninth Circuit Court of Appeals on Saturday tossed Arizona GOP Chairwoman “Chemtrails” Kelli Ward’s challenge to the House January 6th Select Committee’s lower court win allowing access to her phone records pursuant to a subpoena inquiring what the right wing psychopath was up to when she signed a fake electoral college vote certificate for Trump in 2020, Politico reports.

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Wah Wahhhhhhhhhh! UNFAIR!!! Alex Jones files motion for new trial in Sandy Hook lawsuit after $1 billion judgement

After a Connecticut jury awarded nearly $1 billion to survivors and family members of victims of the 2012 Sandy Hook school massacre, Alex Jones has now decided it might be a good thing to try to put on a defense, and he’s filed a motion to have the previous verdict dismissed because he doesn’t want to lose all his money he feels the trial judge was unfair.

According to NBC News, Jones claims that Judge Barbara Bellis established ground rules for the trial in pre-trial hearings that made the proceedings impossibly unfair for Jones and therefore the verdict–and the subsequent $965 million awarded to plaintiffs for Jones’ defamation–should be dismissed and a new trial held.

Jones’ lawyers also claim that the amount of the damages awarded was too much.  “Additionally, the amount of the compensatory damages award exceeds any rational relationship to the evidence offered at trial,” they wrote in the filing.

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Trump could benefit from myriad legal problems when asking for delay of January 6th Committee subpoena

Being in a shit-ton of legal trouble could actually work to Donald Trump’s advantage in dealing with his newly-minted subpoena from the House Select Committee investigating the January 6th Republican-led domestic terrorist attack on Congress which was meant to fraudulently install Trump in a second term even though he lost the 2020 election.

According to the New York Times, Trump could claim that his ongoing legal regarding the cases in New York and Georgia, as well as the potential federal case for steal government documents, could be enough to persuade a judge to delay enforcing the subpoena.

“We are in a constitutional gray area here where there is no clear guidance as to exactly what should happen,” Mark J. Rozell, a George Mason University professor and author of “Executive Privilege: Presidential Power, Secrecy and Accountability,” said. “That gives the former president some leeway to put forward various creative legal arguments and ultimately delay the process until it doesn’t matter anymore.”

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Russians begin pulling out of Kherson

Russian collaborationist authorities on Saturday began ordering civilians evacuated from the occupied city of Kherson ahead of an expected advance by Ukrainian troops, the AP reports. The Kremlin puppet leadership of the city urged civilians to cross the Dnieper River citing the threat of “terror attacks” and shelling by the incoming Ukrainian counteroffensive.

Kherson, the capital of a region with the same name, has been occupied by the Russians since the war’s first days and is one of the four illegally annexed by the Kremlin earlier this month. Kyiv officials have urged residents to do whatever they can to resist forced displacement by Russian troops, warning that Ivan intends to use them as “human shields” to cover the withdrawal.

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Murkowski says she’s voting for Mary Peltola

Republican Alaska Senator Lisa Murkowski on Friday told Alaska Daily News reporter Zach Hughes she’ll be ranking Dem Congresswoman Mary Peltola first on the ballot when she votes next month, which we guess counts even more than simply an “endorsement” of the heavily-favored incumbent against moron former Governor Sarah Palin and Republican also-ran Nick Begich.

It kind of raises the question of why Murkowski hasn’t jumped ship and joined the Dems or at least become an independent caucusing with the Dems like Maine Senator Angus King or Bernie Sanders. MAGA Republicans hate her guts for voting to convict the Orange Warlord in his second impeachment trial and backed that freak Kelly Tshitkablahblah to defeat her.

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Former ChiCom president led out of party congress by security

Former ChiCom president Hu Jintao was removed from the room by security at the Commie Party’s congress on Saturday, Al-Jazeera reports, remarking that the 79 year-old ex-president seemed reluctant to leave his seat next to current ChiCom dictator Xi Jingping “in a dramatic moment that disrupted the highly choreographed event.” ChiCom internet censors quickly scrubbed any mentions of Jintao from search results, but its unclear if this means specific to him being dragged out of the congress or all mentions of him altogether. “A seated Xi was filmed holding papers down on the desk as Hu tried to grab them,” Al-Jazeera wrote and we copied verbatim as to not fuck up something probably pretty significant. Well, adios Hu Jintao. Hope it’s at least quick and painless.

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RNC sues Google for blocking their spam

The Republican National Committee on Friday filed a lawsuit against Google for applying its Gmail spam filter correctly to the insane bullshit they send to would-be donors, Axios reports. Back in June, Google caved and made some changes to allow more Republican spam emails to come through, but apparently that wasn’t enough to satisfy the party, whose complaint alleges that Google “has relegated millions of RNC emails en masse to potential donors’ and supporters’ spam folders during pivotal points in election fundraising and community building.”

“The timing of Google’s most egregious filtering is particularly damning. For most of each month, nearly all of the RNC’s emails make it into users’ inboxes. At approximately the same time at the end of each month, Google sends to spam nearly all of the RNC’s emails. Critically, and suspiciously, this end of the month period is historically when the RNC’s fundraising is most successful.”

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Random thoughts Friday, Volume XCII

  • To his faithful, Steve Bannon is not a repeat criminal even though he’s been convicted of multiple offenses.  To them, he is a martyr.  How one gets viewed as a martyr by a bunch of people he duped out of millions of dollars demonstrates how gullible his followers are. 
  • Donald Trump’s historic subpoena from the House Select Committee investigating the January 6th attack reads like a laundry list of crimes and a rogue’s gallery of criminals.  Its ten bullet points are all accusations of criminal activity, and all ten bullets hit their target.
  • The fact that Trump kept clemency packets after his presidency shows how fragile he is. Typically, those packets appeal to a President’s humanity, his greatness, his benevolence.  Trump saw those as fan letters to him, not understanding every President gets the same appeals because people are desperate.
  • A pair of blue jeans from the 1800s, found in an abandoned mine, sold at auction for $87,000.  Size 38 W x 32 L, showing obesity isn’t a new thing in the US.
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Sierra Club announces cancelation of North Carolina pipeline

The Sierra Club announced that the fossil fuel companies planning a 75-mile pipeline from southern Virginia to central North Carolina have abandoned their plans because no one will sell them land on which to build, Reuters reports.

In a statement, the Sierra Club said the so-called Mountain Valley Pipeline (MVP) Southgate extension is “unlikely to ever be built” after the environmental group raised objections to the approval process the project when through during the Trump administration.  Like other environmental groups, the Sierra Club challenged the rigor with which the Trump administration reviewed environmental impact projections and other factors that would have otherwise blocked or at least delayed the project.

“The project and its regulatory review process have also been subject to intense scrutiny owing to insufficient environmental justice review procedures and the lack of overall need for this boondoggle of a project,” the Sierra Club said in the statement. “Abandoning their efforts is a clear victory for communities working tirelessly to protect their health and homes from corporate polluters — and a major setback for the Mountain Valley Pipeline.”

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Lib media lawyer lady goes there

We’ve had some lively – to say the least – discussions here on National Zero about Lindsey Graham’s not-so-secret orientation in the past but we would like to think that we’ve never described his obvious homosexuality itself as a defect or malformation but rather it’s his closeted status and self-hatred being a big driver of his malevolence (though the “homosexual chihuahua” line was probably kind of pushing it). This is way worse and we kind of expected better from a brilliant mind like Barb McQuade. And yeah, she deleted it, but we’re not going to give her a pass.

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Pfizer Covid-19 shots to cost $110-130 each when federal subsidies run out, pharma company announces

Pfizer announced that the retail price of a Covid-19 vaccine dose will be set between $110 to $130 after the government pandemic programs in place to pay for the manufacture, distribution and administration of the shots run out, the Associated Press reports.

Relatively few people would have to pay full retail price thanks to insurance coverage or government subsidy.  Like seasonal flu shots–which have a retail cost between $50 and $95–insurance plans must cover required vaccines at no out-of-pocket expense to the patient.  The company said it will set up an assistance program for people who cannot afford full-priced shots as it does with other medications.

The federal government is paying between $20 to $30 per dose of the current batches of vaccines from the manufacturers because it ordered lots of tens of millions at a time.

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Researchers find copy of oldest known complete star chart which was thought to be lost forever

Researchers in Egypt have uncovered a copy of the oldest known chart of visible stars, an endeavor undertaken by a 2nd Century BCE scientist known as the “father of scientific astronomy,” which was erased by ancient scribes so the parchment could be reused, LiveScience reports.

Hipparchus, an ancient Greek scientist, was the first known person to try to catalog the vastness of space as visible from a Greek island, making notes about the position and features of the lights in the sky that previous observers had bestowed with mystical powers.

Researchers examined a manuscript known as the Codex Climaci Rescriptus, a 6th Century AD Christian Palestinian Aramaic of the Old and New Testaments.  The manuscript is what’s known as a  palimpsest:  a text written on a “recycled” piece of parchment that had its original writing scraped away.  Shining various wavelengths of light on the parchment, researchers were able to uncover the original text, a copy of Hipparchus’s star chart.

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Lindsey begs Supreme Court to stop Fulton subpoena

Confirmed bachelor Senator Lindsey Graham on Friday petitioned the Supreme Court to step in and overturn the Thursday federal appeals court ruling ordering him to testify to in the Fulton County, Georgia district attorney’s investigation into Graham’s calls to Secretary of State Brad Raffensperger following fat former President Trump’s humiliating loss in 2020, CNN reports.

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White House lawyer warned Trump team about false statements

Emails obtained by Axios reveal that in late December 2020 Trump White House attorney Eric Herschmann warned other minions they were pushing the Orange God Emperor into signing false statements about voter fraud to a court as part of a lawsuit against Georgia Governor Brian Kemp and Secretary of State Brad Raffensperger. The emails add more weight to a federal judge’s finding this week that the fat bastard did knowingly lie to a court about fake voter fraud numbers.

“I will review [the lawsuit] now. I didn’t send John edits, I explained that I was concerned about the President signing a verification about facts that may not be sustainable upon detailed scrutiny. I think that we should limit specific factual ‘number’ allegations to those that are necessary i.e., those allegations that demonstrate that the decision is outcome determinative,” Herschmann wrote to evil MAGA lawyer Cleta Mitchell on New Year’s Eve in 2020, telling her she had to get her shit together and show actual fraud had occurred. Two days later Mitchell would sit in on Donald’s famous “Find 11,780 votes” call to Raffensperger, which he had recorded and promptly made public.

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Republicans in disarray: McConnell contradicts McCarthy’s claim that a GOP-controlled Congress would eliminate Ukraine aid

While House Minority Leader–anxious to lose the “minority” tag because Republicans don’t like minorities of any type–Kevin McCarthy has been making the rounds on conservative chat shows claiming that if he should become Speaker after the midterms, no additional aid to the embattled nation of Ukraine will be approved by the House, Senate Minority Leader–who is likely to remain a minority after the midterms–Mitch McConnell said Senate Republicans will ensure the continued supply of American arms to the Ukrainians, Politico reports.

“It is in America’s core national security interest to make it clear that revisionist states such as Russia or China cannot simply gobble up smaller neighbors. The Biden Administration and our allies need to do more to supply the tools Ukraine needs to thwart Russian aggression. It is obvious this must include additional air defenses, long-range fires, and humanitarian and economic support to help this war-torn country endure the coming winter,” McConnell said in a statement while simultaneously whining that the Biden Administration isn’t providing military equipment to Ukraine fast enough.

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Biden says 22 million have applied for student loan relief

Speaking at Delaware State University on Friday, President Joe Biden said 22 million Americans have applied so far under his student debt relief program, CBS News’s Steve Portnoy reports.

Earlier on Friday CNBC reported the relief could start going out as soon as Sunday, barring any last minute successful injunction by a right wing judge. It’s an unlikely prospect at best as Supreme Court Justice Amy Coney Barrett on Thursday tossed a petition from a MAGA Wisconsin group.

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Libertarians say “tough shit” to GOP annoyed by spoilers

“If Republicans fear that Libertarians are going to be spoilers, Republicans need to run more liberty-minded candidates,” said Libertarian Party national Chair Angela McArdle to NBC News in a report on how the GOP’s sweating the pesky right-leaning third party’s candidates on the ticket in tight races. “[Georgia Libertarian Senate candidate] Chase Oliver and [Arizona Libertarian Senate candidate] Marc Victor both performed well in their respective debates. They’ve earned any votes they receive, and Republicans are not entitled to anyone’s vote.”

“I think it’s going to be significant,” Arizona GOP pollster Chuck Coughlin, said of the frustration. “After all the ballots are counted, [candidates] are going to say, ‘That guy had 5% of the vote or 4% of the vote, and if I add that 4%, I win,’ because that’s how close these races are going to be. When all the shouting and hollering is done people are going to look around and go: ‘God, we’ve got to keep that guy out of the race in the future, We’ve got to do something to stop that from happening.'”

Spoiler alert [pun intended]: There’s nothing they can do to stop that from happening. Instead they’ll probably just put more effort into backing Green Party and legal weed candidates wherever possible. And that’s the difference: Of course you’ll never hear a Democrat complain about a Libertarian sucking away a few would-be GOP votes at the margins but if there’s an example of Dems putting the same level of effort into helping right-leaning third party spoilers as Republicans have for left-leaning ones over the last few years we would love to see it.

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Biden cuts federal deficit by $1.4 trillion in one year

Republicans are in a conundrum when it comes to reality.  They claim to be the Party of Fiscal Responsibility–just as they hilariously claim the mantle of the Party of Personal Responsibility while they brush off their individual crimes and misdeeds like stealing documents or fathering children–but every GOP president over the last half-century has left office with deficits significantly higher than when they entered office, versus every Democratic president over that same time who has left office with deficits at the same levels or lower.  (President Bill Clinton actually left office with a budget surplus, which George W. Bush turned into a record-setting at the time $1.4 trillion annual deficit.)

Tax revenues increased significantly during FY2022 which ended October 1st, while pandemic-related federal spending was cut significantly, leading to the deficit falling from $2.77 trillion in FY2021 to $1.3 trillion at the end of the last fiscal year, Politico reports.  The $1.4 trillion cut was targeted by Biden as he entered office:  He made the campaign promise to lower the deficit to under $1 trillion at a time when the expected deficit in Donald Trump’s last year in office was expected to be lower, at $2.4 trillion.

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