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Two Connecticut officers killed, one wounded in “ambush”

Two officers of the Bristol, Connecticut police department were killed and a third critically wounded Wednesday night in what investigators are calling an ambush by at least one man armed with an AR-15 assault rifle, the Hartford Courant reports.

Police received a 9-1-1 call that two siblings were fighting at a specific address.  When the officers arrived, 35-year-old Nicholas Brutcher opened fire on them from a position outside the house.  His shots immediately killed Officer Alex Hamzy, 34, and wounded 35-year-old Sgt. Dustin DeMonte and  26-year-old Alec Iurato.  DeMonte died later at a local hospital; Iurato was rushed into surgery with several gunshot wounds.

Nicholas Brutcher was killed at the scene by officers returning fire.  His 32-year-old brother, Nathan, was wounded in the incident and is expected to survive his wounds.  It’s unclear what role, if any, Nathan had in the attack.

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North Korea skims southern border with multiple fighter jet flights, simultaneously test fires two missiles

Overnight Thursday and into Friday morning, North Korean fighter jets streaked toward its border with South Korea before breaking away at the last possible moments–mimicking a maneuver Chinese jets conduct toward Taiwan–while the North Korean military test-fired at least one missile off its east coast, South Korea’s Yonhap News Agency reports.

Starting around 10:30 p.m. Thursday (local time) and 12:20 a.m. Friday, at least ten jets took individual and group runs at the border before breaking off, coming within 12 kilometers of South Korean airspace over the Yellow Sea and 25 kilometers of the demilitarized zone in the central part of the peninsula.  South Korea scrambled its air force in response, but its fighters patroled well inside its airspace.

Minutes after the last flight of fighters broke off its run for the border, North Korea fired a ballistic missile off its east coast, ABC News reports.  It’s the latest in a series of test firings North Korea runs when it gets angry, prompting response tests from US and South Korea forces.

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WATCH LIVE: House January 6th Committee Hearings, Day Nine

In what’s reportedly the final televised hearing, the House Select Committee investigating the Republican-led domestic terrorist attack on Congress will begin its session at 1 PM ET Thursday. No witnesses are slated to testify, instead it will be a presentation wrapping up the case the committee are presenting to the American public: That the seeds of the insurrection were planted even before the 2020 election, disgraced former President Trump knew violence was going to happen and approved of it, and that he and his minions are a continuing threat to democracy.

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Fishing fiesta fraudsters fin-dicted for filet-fixing fuckery

Ohio walleye fishing tournament cheaters Jacob Runyan and Chase Cominsky, whose fish fuckery was exposed on stage last month when Jason Fischer, the organizer of the Lake Erie Walleye Trail Championship event, thought something was fishy and found the fraudsters had stuffed lead balls and raw walleye fillets into their catches to increase their weight, have been indicted for their scam, according to a press release from the Cuyahoga County Prosecutor’s office.

“I take all crime very seriously, and I believe what these two individuals attempted to do was not only dishonorable but also criminal”, said Prosecutor Michael C. O’Malley. “I would like to formally thank the officers with the Ohio Department of Natural Resources, the Hermitage Pennsylvania Police Department, the Mercer County District Attorney’s Office, and the Pennsylvania Fish and Boat Commission for their quick actions and their execution of a search warrant resulting in the seizure of criminal tools, including Defendant Cominsky’s boat and trailer.” Runyan and Cominsky were charged with Cheating (which is pretty prosaic-sounding for a criminal statute), Attempted Grand Theft, Possessing Criminal Tools, and the Unlawful Ownership of Wild Animals.

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Jury spares Parkland MAGA terrorist Nikolas Cruz

A Broward County, Florida jury on Wednesday recommended MAGA terrorist Nikolas Cruz be spared the death penalty for the 2018 massacre of 14 students and three staff members at Marjory Stoneman Douglas High School in the city of Parkland, Florida. Cruz, who had been expelled from the school a year earlier, is a Trump fan who even registered as a Republican and voted in both the 2018 and 2020 elections while awaiting trial before he pleaded guilty in October 2021.

The trial was to determine if a jury would recommend the death penalty for the scumbag to Judge Elizabeth Scherer, who cannot override the jury’s recommendation that the aggravating factors did not outweigh the mitigating factors presented by the defense. The convoluted verdict reading caused confusion with many outlets – National Zero included – incorrectly reporting the jury had recommended Cruz face death. Hopefully another inmate will correct the jury’s misguided decision.

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NY AG files injunction to immediately freeze Trump Org assets

“New York Attorney General Letitia James took action today to stop Donald Trump and the Trump Organization from continuing to engage in the significant fraudulent and illegal business activity outlined in Attorney General James’ September 2022 lawsuit pending trial. In a motion for a preliminary injunction filed today, Attorney General James is seeking several measures to stop Mr. Trump and the Trump Organization’s ongoing fraudulent scheme and ensure funds are available to satisfy any disgorgement award, including prohibiting the Trump Organization from transferring any material assets to another entity without court approval, requiring that any new financial disclosures to banks and insurers contain all supporting and relevant material, and asking for the appointment of an independent monitor to oversee compliance with these measures. Attorney General James is also seeking the court’s permission to serve Mr. Trump and Eric Trump electronically, as both defendants and their counsels have refused to accept service of the complaints for almost a month,” says a press release from Letitia James’s office.

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ChiCom regime challenged with rare Beijing protest

Cops in Beijing were searching for a group of protestors who hung anti-Xi banners and lit a small fire on a pedestrian bridge near a busy intersection in a rare show of protest against the ChiCom regime and its COVID lockdown policies on Thursday, Bloomberg reports. “We want food, not PCR tests. We want freedom, not lockdowns and controls. We want respect, not lies,” said one of the banners, which also called for elections and described Xi as a “lingxiu” – a term which literally means “leader” but was reserved for ChiCom founding father and lifelong dictator Mao Zedong. The other banner called for strikes and boycotts. The small but significant for China protest comes just days ahead of Xi’s bid for a third term at the ChiCom party’s congress in defiance of the two-five year term norm and, of course, with zero input from actual regular Chinese citizens.

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Huge win for GOP: Inflation still big in September

The Consumer Price Index hit an annualized rate of 8.2% in September, only a slight decline from the 8.3% in August, which is great news for Republicans who love it when Americans pay higher prices for the goods and services they require to live their lives. Overall prices rose 0.4% last month, bringing excitement and joy to MAGA hatters everywhere. God has truly blessed them.

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Orange God Emperor rages over EJ Carroll, docs investigation

Fat former President Trump went on a Truth Social rampage over both of the legal setbacks he suffered Wednesday, first shrieking over the Washington Post’s damning report that an employee of his informed the FBI that the fat bastard had directed the employee to hide stolen documents sought by a subpoena, writing “There is no ‘crime’ having to do with the storage of documents at Mar-a-Lago, only in the minds of the Radical Left Lunatics who are destroying our Country, and were just forced by the Courts to give me back much of what they took (STOLE?) during their unprecedented and unnecessary break in of my home. The Clinton ‘Socks Case,’ which is law, says it all belongs to ‘the President,’ NO CRIME, and the Presidential Record Act is simple, ‘negotiate,’ and NO CRIME. These people are CRAZY!!!” along with a link to some shit about the “Socks case.”

Trump then posted a statement raging over a federal judge’s ruling that he would have to sit for a deposition next week in the defamation lawsuit brought by rape accuser E Jean Carroll, in which he wrote “This ‘Ms. Bergdorf Goodman’ case is a complete con job, and Our legal system in this Country, but especially in New York State (just look at Peekaboo James), is a broken disgrace,” and we’ll note that “Peekaboo” sounds a little more than vaguely racist because of a similar word.

“I don’t know this woman, have no idea who she is, other than it seems she got a picture of me many years ago, with her husband, shaking my hand on a reception line at a celebrity charity event” Trump continued “And, while I am not supposed to say it, I will. This woman is not my type!”

Trump includes a photo of Carroll to underscore his point that she’s “not his type,” which, no shit, of course she is not his type, she’s 78 years old, now in 2022 at her current age.

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House Dems outraise Republicans in Q3 2022

The DNC’s House campaign arm collected $56.5 million from donors during the period from July through the end of September, eclipsing the GOP’s House operation’s $42.3 million intake over the same stretch, CBS News reports, adding that $27.5 million came in September alone, with over half – $14 million – coming from small dollar “grassroots” donations of $200 or less.

“While House Republicans scramble to ‘moderate’ their extreme MAGA, out-of-touch candidates, House Democrats aren’t taking anything for granted as we continue our fight to lower prices, restore Roe’s guarantee of reproductive freedom, and safeguard our Democracy from those seeking to overthrow it in their own selfish ploy for power,” said DCCC Chair Sean Patrick Maloney.

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Kyiv hit with Iranian drones again

The Kyiv region suffered a fourth day of attacks from Iranian-made drones on Thursday, as Russian forces continued their retaliation for the Kerch bridge explosion, the AP reports. There were no immediate reports of casualties from the wave of Shahed-136 kamikaze drones, however Deputy presidential office chief Kyrylo Tymoshenko wrote on Telegram that “critical infrastructure facilities” had been hit. Ukraine’s air force command said Thursday their air defense shot down six Iranian drones over the Odesa and Mykolaiv regions overnight.

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Biden designates Colorado region 130th National Monument

President Joe Biden designated a 53,804-acre region of Colorado the Camp Hale-Continental Divide National Monument, preserving a scenic area of the Rocky Mountains where soldiers in World War II trained for Alpine warfare, USA Today reports.  Biden also barred new mining and drilling on a 225,000-acre parcel for two years, pending public comment which could extend the ban for two decades.

The designation, Biden’s first, would allow the continued, uninterrupted operation of existing ski resorts and slopes on the range.  The monument is inside the White River National Forest which provided the area with a number of environmental protections.

The ban on new mining and drilling permits in the Thompson Divide area of western Colorado does not impact any existing fossil fuel harvesting in the region.  But facts be damned, nine Republican House members including Colorado’s own former prostitute (allegedly) Lauren Boebert protested the designation.

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Hannity masterfully frames question

You have to recognize greatness when you see it, and Trump advisor Sean Hannity, who moonlights as a host at Fox, demonstrates that greatness.  Exhibit A:  the “question” he asks Senator Ron Johnson (R-Moscow), a 51-second schedule of out-of-context, unsupported accusations that assert a Deep State plot against Donald Trump, a plot sooooooo deep, Trump’s hand-picked master investigator John Durham came up with bupkiss when trying to uncover it over the last three years.  Ya gotta hand it to him:  it’s hard to cram in so many talking points in under a minute.

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North Korea ups test-firing game with nuke capable cruise missile

In the allegorical penis-measuring contest that is the missile-firing matches being contested on the Korean peninsula, the North just upped the stakes by announcing it test-fired two nuclear-capable cruise missiles Thursday (local time), Reuters reports.

The state-controlled Korea Central News Agency (KCNA) said North Korea conducted the test firings to “[enhance] the combat efficiency and might” of cruise missiles deployed “for the operation of tactical nukes.”

North Korean dictator and Amish fashion icon Kim Jong Un said the country “should continue to expand the operational sphere of the nuclear strategic armed forces to resolutely deter any crucial military crisis and war crisis at any time and completely take the initiative in it.”

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Oath Keeper testified he saw group’s cache of weapons in Virginia hotel room to arm January 6th Quick Reaction Force

A member of the Oath Keepers who spent 21 years in the military testified in the seditious conspiracy trial of Oath Keepers founder Stewart Rhodes and four other organizational leaders that the group had amassed a cache of weapons in a suburban Virginia hotel room larger than any he’d seen since he left the military, CBS News reports.

Testifying because he was subpoenaed, Terry Cummings, an Oath Keeper from Oregon, said on January 5th, he brought an AR-15 and a box of ammunition himself–strictly for defense use, he testified, in case lawlessness swept through Washington, DC–and went to a hotel room in a suburb of Washington to where he knew the group was stockpiling weapons.

“I had not seen that many weapons in one location since I was in the military,” Cummings told the jury.  The cache of weapons is a key part of prosecutors’ seditious conspiracy claim:  Rhodes and other members of the group said they staged a heavily-armed “quick-reaction force” in Virginia that would speed into Washington to take control of the Capitol.

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Like the incel he is, Carlson is scared of influential young women

“We’re supposed to accommodate Greta Thunberg ‘s disability, pretend her words are profound, just like the fake poet at Biden’s inauguration. ‘Oh, she was so great. We dare you to say she wasn’t!’ [Insert maniacal cackling here.] She was ridiculous.  But you [indecipherable] profound.  In Greta Thunberg’s case, of course the media loved it.”

Tucker Carlson was never truly loved as a child.  Nor as an adult, for that matter.  It shows.

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Federal judge blocks Texas social media law from going into effect

A federal circuit court blocked a Texas law from going into effect that would have banned social media companies from blocking offensive content on their platforms, a law conservatives say would stop oppressive Big Tech from canceling them and “censoring” their views, Politico reports.

The Fifth Circuit Court ruled that the Texas law, known as HB 10, would cause irreparable harm to the plaintiffs, tech trade groups NetChoice and the Computer and Communications Industry Association, who filed the suit against the Texas Attorney General on behalf of their members.

The Texas law would remove legal protections for platforms such as Facebook, Twitter and Instagram allowing them to not carry material the companies deem harmful, disturbing, or other offensive or dangerous.  Whiny conservatives feel that social media companies wield too much power by making sure users adhere to the terms of service they agree to.

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We won’t call him Cochise, but Liz Warren would like a word

You could contribute it to CTE.  You could say it happened because of the cloudy heritage of many African Americans and Native Americans.  Or you could just say Herschel Walker is a habitual liar.  But however you put it, Walker appears to be caught in a lie again, this time by asserting his grandmother was a “full-blooded Cherokee,” a claim his own mother dismisses, according to HuffPost.

At a campaign event in September, Walker told the crowd in Forsyth, Georgia something that he had alluded to in campaign events going back to May. “My mom just told me that my mom, grandmother, was full-blood Cherokee.  So I’m Native American!  I’m a super mutt,” he said.  “I don’t know what I am, but this was so funny. This was so funny. I said, ‘Mom, why you never said anything to us?’ She said, ‘Back in my days, a lot of the Native Americans were treated worse than Blacks.’”

At earlier campaign events, Walker said he learned about his Native American ancestry by having recently done a DNA test.  This time, it was from his mother “just” telling him, three months later. 

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Trump employee told FBI the Donald directed them to move boxes containing stolen classified documents around Mar-a-Lago

An employee of disgraced former President Trump told FBI agents the fay bastard had instructed them to move boxes full of government documents from one location to another inside Mar-a-Lago, specifically to evade a subpoena for the materials, the Washington Post reports, adding this person’s statements are corroborated by security camera footage of the boxes being moved.

“The Biden administration has weaponized law enforcement and fabricated a Document Hoax in a desperate attempt to retain political power,” Spokesworm Taylor Budowich lied in a statement. “Every other President has been given time and deference regarding the administration of documents, as the President has the ultimate authority to categorize records, and what materials should be classified.” It should be noted that former presidents are granted access to the papers after being processed by the Archives, even if they did it in a former Chinese bowling alley.

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