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Let’s see how long this lasts

Lindell was sentenced to life in the birdcage in January 2021, and yet here he is again with a new account that, by all appearances is legitimately his and not some lib troll socking as him. Roger Stone’s recent return to the platform lasted all of six hours so let’s see if Mike Lindell can beat that running time. Keep in mind Elon Musk doesn’t actually own Twitter yet and will not until probably this fall at the earliest – and it’s still not a 100% done deal. Musk could very easily fuck it up.

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Low Energy Greg wants to declare martial law in Texas over border

Texas Governor Greg Abbott is considering invoking “war powers” over the migrant “invasion” of the Mexican border in the latest effort to compensate for his inadequacies as a leader and a man, the New York Times reports. Abbott’s right-hand and not-quite-right-eyed man Texas Attorney General Ken Paxton believes the move would be workable because the Article I, Section 10 of the Constitution says “No State shall, without the Consent of Congress, lay any Duty of Tonnage, keep Troops, or Ships of War in time of Peace, enter into any Agreement or Compact with another State, or with a foreign Power, or engage in War, unless actually invaded, or in such imminent Danger as will not admit of delay,” which totally would apply to impoverished people looking for work on farms and in restaurant kitchens. Instead of using state troops to shoot them however, Abbott and Paxton want state police to arrest and deport them before federal immigration authorities can reach them.

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Lame poser bandwagons onto “Ministry of Truth” fad

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Giving up the Ghost (of Kyiv)

On Sunday the Ukrainian Air Force command confirmed what many had suspected about the “Ghost of Kyiv”, an unnamed fighter pilot credited with dozens of kills against Russian aircraft since February, posting on Facebook that the ace was a propaganda invention, the BBC reports. “Ghost of Kyiv is a superhero-legend whose character was created by Ukrainians! We ask the Ukrainian community not to neglect the basic rules of information hygiene,” said the post.

The fictional ace was reminiscent of the Canadian World War II-era fighter pilot George Beurling, aka the “Knight of Malta”, who canceled at least 27 German and Italian birds over 14 days during the Nazi siege of the Mediterranean island in 1942, which was then a British colonial outpost. Beurling’s exploits were made very much public by the UK, parading him around on war bond drives, during which he was quite open and honest about how much he enjoyed killing people.

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Dems 46 – GOP 45 on generic ballot: Washington Post/ABC poll

Democrats and Republicans are statistically tied at 46 to 45 on the generic congressional ballot question of the latest Washington Post/ABC News survey, a sharp decline in support for the MAGA party relative to Dems since the same pollster found the GOP leading 49 to 42 in February and 50 to 40 in November 2021. But yeah, let’s just feel like it’s going to be a “Red Wave” instead of, you know, actually incorporating these kind of numbers into our doomer commiserations.

That way we don’t have to worry about mismanaged expectations or anything like that. The loser mentality is especially useful for completely ignoring the possibility that pollsters may be overcorrecting after having pegged sometimes even double-digit national leads in 2020 only for him to win by a relatively tepid 4.4% in the popular vote. But that’s crazy talk. Someone spiked our Cheerios with Zoloft. Don’t listen to us. Chuck Todd’s almost on, he’ll help you feel hopeless again.

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Trevor Noah closes out WHCD with lesson to journalists

South African native Trevor Noah hosted the first White House Correspondents’ Dinner in three years, mixing in a fair among of jokes about President Joe Biden, who took them all in good humor.

Noah finished the night with a lesson to the assembled members of the media, asking them to remember their freedoms, privileges and responsibilities they have in the United States.  Noah pointed out that he was making fun of the President of the United States, the most powerful man in the world, and he was not at risk of any punishment.

The audience’s colleagues in Russia, for example, do not have those freedoms, and the US was the only country where something like this could happen.  (Okay, that’s a bit of an exaggeration, but the message is understood.)

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Biden says Free Press “matters more now than in last century”

“I’m really excited to be here tonight with a group of Americans with a lower approval rating than I have,” President Joe Biden, speaking at the White House Correspondents’ Dinner joked in good humor, which was a pleasure to hear after four years of a guy who couldn’t take a joke or be self depricating.

Later, Biden added:  “I’m not here to roast the GOP.  Besides, there’s nothin’ I can say up here that Kevin McCarthy hasn’t already put on tape. … The Republicans seem to be supporting one guy, named Brandon.  He’s havin’ a really good year, and I’m happy for him.”

Noting the gravity of the current political situation in the United States and the tenuousness of American democracy, Biden went on to commend the press and encourage them to defend democracy:  “A poison is running through our democracy,” Biden said talking about the stream of misinformation inundating Americans, adding, “What’s clear–and I mean this from the bottom of my heart, that you, the Free Press, matter more than you ever did in the last century.”

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Okay, who put the ‘shrooms into Cernovich’s salad?

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Ukraine accuses Russia of looting gold artifacts from museum

With meticulous care, Russian military went into a museum in Melitopol, a city of 150,000 in southeast Ukraine, leading a man in wearing a white lab coat and gloves to the collection of 2,400 year old gold relics, where city officials say, the man selected items to be shipped to Russia, the New York Times reports.

“The orcs have taken hold of our Scythian gold,” declared Melitopol’s mayor, Ivan Fyodorov, using a derogatory term many Ukrainians reserve for Russian soldiers. “This is one of the largest and most expensive collections in Ukraine, and today we don’t know where they took it.”

Ukrainian officials say the looting is going on around the nation, but it is not uncontrolled looting by Russian soldiers.  Instead, it is the selected theft of historical items, apparently targeted for their provenance as well as their value.

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Vance calls Trump voters “racist” in the same way Hillary called them “deplorables” but for some reason Fox isn’t running it 24/7

“I’ll say, yeah, some Trump voters voted for Trump for racist reasons, but most Trump voters are good people, right?  That’s my family,” family fauxstorian and political dilettante JD Vance claims, trying to explain insults he hurled at Donald Trump and his supporters during Trump 2016 presidential campaign.  “That’s my dad, ah, anybo-, anybody in my family, uh, doesn’t have a racist bone in their body, ah, so I understand why a lot of people take that stuff out of context, but end of the day, like, I did not think then, and I certainly do not think now that the majority of, of, uh, Trump supporters are bad people.  In fact, one of the reasons I’m running for Senate is ’cause I think we, we, we actually deserve some representation and those of us who live in the heartland who come from the neck of the woods that I, I come from, so, I appreciate that those comments have been, y’know, used by my enemies and taken out of context.”

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Civilians begin evacuation of besieged Mariupol steel plant

During an agreed-upon cease-fire, a group of around 24 civilians, mainly women and children, boarded a transport at a location inside the Azovstal steel plant in Mariupol and were driving out of the besieged site to safety, CNN reports.

The evacuation happened about 12 hours after the cease-fire was originally scheduled to begin at 6:30 a.m. local time because of a problem bringing the transportation convoy to the site.  The civilians were people who had taken refuge at the site during fighting.

“We have brought 20 civilians to the agreed meeting point, whom we’ve managed to rescue from under the rubble. These are women and children. We hope these people will go the agreed destination, which is Zaporizhzhia, the territory controlled by Ukraine,” Capt. Svyatoslav Palamar, the deputy commander of the Azov Regiment, said.  “As of now, the rescue operation is ongoing, conducted by the servicemen of Azov – we rescue the civilians from under the rubble.”

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Meadows tells court January 6th committee is pickin’ on him. Wah.

Former Trump White House Chief of Staff whined to a court that he’s being unfairly targeted by the House Select Committee investigating the January 6th domestic terrorist attack because it persists in trying to get material from him that he’s hiding, the Associated Press reports.

Lawyers for Meadows have filed numerous motions to void subpoenas the committee has issued for correspondence and communications he sent and received relating to Donald Trump’s efforts to undermine the Constitution to subvert the results of the November 2020 election and pull off a coup to stay in power.

“The Congressional Defendants, under the auspices of a legitimate subpoena, induced Mr. Meadows to produce thousands of his private communications only to use them in a concerted and ongoing effort to vilify him publicly through the media,” Meadows’ attorney, George Terwilliger, wrote in the motion.

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MAGA Land casts the first stone on privileged evidence

“Attorney-client privilege only attaches to legal advice and work, not opposition research. Just because the person you hire is a lawyer does not create privilege as to any activity that person performs. So performing tasks as a political hack is not covered by the privilege.”

– The current top comment on the Fox News article “Clinton campaign seeks to block Durham access to Perkins Coie documents” posted on Friday, written as if Trump lawyers Don McGahn, Michael Cohen, Rudy Giuliani, John Eastman, Kraken, Jenna Ellis, so on and so forth didn’t hide behind often fraudulent attorney-client privilege claims at any and every fucking remote possibly of facing accountability for the corruption they were involved with in working for the Trump regime.

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Kentucky county jailer forced Black employee to attend GOP fundraiser so he could pretend to have a Black friend

The man in charge of the Bullitt County (Kentucky) jail is facing a lawsuit after he forced a Black employee of the jail to attend a GOP fundraiser against his wishes so he could claim to have a Black friend, WDRB Fox 41 in Louisville reports.

Jailer Paul Watkins allegedly forced former jail employee Anthony Maddox to attend an event the Lincoln Reagan Dinner 2022 at the Paroquet Spring Conference Center in Shepherdsville April 9 where Rand Paul was the guest speaker.

Watkins reported responded to Maddox claiming he didn’t want to attend the event by telling Maddox that “other jail employees want your neck” but that Watkins would protect his job, so he should attend the event as thanks.  After Maddox reiterated that he was uncomfortable attending, Watkins asked if Maddox wanted a raise and a promotion to sergeant.  When Maddox said he would like that, Watkins told him to “dress nice” and show up at the event.

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Russian generals are dropping like the #2 commander of al Qaeda

List as a career with a short life span:  Russian general.  Andrey Dmitrievich Simonov, a Major General in the Russian military fighting in Ukraine was killed Saturday, according to Ukrainian news sources.

Simonov was killed in Ukrainian strike on a command post in Izyum, a Russian-held city in eastern Ukraine.

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Conservative British MP resigns over Parliament porn incidents

Conservative British MP Neil Parish resigned his seat Saturday after twice being caught watching porn on his phone while sitting in a session of Parliament, Reuters reports. The exact genre of the porn was not specified, whether it was some vanilla stuff like reality POV, lesbian casting couch, etc or if Parish is some sick freak into shit like BDSM with candle wax or Japanese tentacle hentai stuff.

None of which we have ever seen, but had described to us by friends. These friends are very knowledgeable about such things, in contrast us who only consulted with these friends simply for the purpose of listing the above examples of pornography, which we have never seen.

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Villages going all corporate, complains letter to editor writer

The Villages, Florida resident Wayne Bentley is deeply concerned that the corporate interests who manage the vast retirement community are selling out to corporate interests, Bentley writes in a letter to the editor of Villages-News.com titled “The Villages management has lost its way.”

“The Villages site plan for reserved parking for those living in the new apartments on Spanish Springs Town Square, even more questions are raised than answered about the future of The Villages original town square. Besides the closure of Katie Belle’s for the planned apartments and supposed renovation of the Rialto Theater, what else lies ahead?” asks Bentley, adding “Villages management is forgetting about what drew so many to The Villages in the first place, that sense of community and the friendships and camaraderie created by that community. The Villages management has lost its way, lost sight of its beginnings, instead, it now focuses more on the almighty dollar. They need to look back and rekindle the vision of its founder.”

Note the use of “management” and not something like “our city council” because there is none in the Villages, which is not a Democracy at the local level but a semi-sovereign corporate fiefdom, governed by a covenant remarkably similar to that of nearby-ish Disney World which has come to the fore recently with Ron DeSantis’s crusade against the entertainment giant. So basically instead of a concerned voter taking issue with elected leaders, Wayne Bentley is more like a hipster complaining that his favorite brand sold out and is no longer as “authentic” as it once was to him. LOL.

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