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Former EPA Administrator Pruitt running for Senate from Oklahoma

Donald Trump’s first administrator for the Environmental Protection Agency, Scott Pruitt, has filed paperwork signaling he’s going to run for the Senate seat of retiring Republican James Inhofe, the Washington Post reports.

Pruitt resigned the position after 15 months following a series of scandals relating to wasting taxpayer money and taking illegal gifts from lobbyists, issues that are unlikely to bother the Republican base.

Pruitt installed a $43,000 soundproof booth in his office as EPA Secretary and required a full security detail whenever he went anywhere for some reason.  He required flying first class and staying in luxury hotels when traveling.  And a lobbyist rented a DC condo to Pruitt’s wife for less than half the going rate.

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They’re taintedly delicious! Lucky Charms probed for causing illnesses

After hundreds of people have posted to various food safety websites and at least one hundred have filed reports, the Food and Drug Administration has opened an investigation into Lucky Charms cereal, the Associated Press reports.

“The FDA takes seriously any reports of possible adulteration of a food that may also cause illnesses or injury,” the agency said in a statement.

Minneapolis-based General Mills, the maker of Lucky Charms and other cereals including Cheerios and Chex, is cooperating with the investigation, but they have not received any reports of illnesses caused by the cereal.

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Mall shooting in South Carolina injures 12; three detained

Ten people were shot and two others injured in the ensuing chaos after shots rang out Saturday afternoon at a shopping mall in Columbia, South Carolina, in what appears to be a gunfight involving three people, the Associated Press reports.

“We don’t believe this was random,” Columbia Police Chief W.H. “Skip” Holbrook said of the incident at the Columbiana Centre. “We believe they knew each other and something led to the gunfire.”

Two people who received gunshot would declined treatment, while eight were taken to area hospitals.  Two of the victims were in critical condition.  The victims ranged from ages 15 to 73.  It is not known if any of the victims were the intended targets.

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Ukrainian forces cancel yet another Russian general

Russian military sources on Saturday confirmed the Deputy Chief of the 8th Army, Major General Vladimir Frolov, was killed in action in Ukraine, the eighth general to be cancelled by Ukrainian defenders since the invasion began on February 24th, the Wall Street Journal reports.

The only reason they confirmed it was because Frolov was buried in St Petersburg on Saturday but did not offer any other details as to when or how he was canceled. The Journal reports the 8th Army was deployed in Eastern Ukraine, near the besieged Azov port city of Mariupol.

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Loser RINO Nebraska lawmaker definitely anti-America First

Total RINO Nebraska State Senator Julie Slama obviously wants some socialist queer Demo-rat libtard to win the Nebraska Governor’s mansion in November. Otherwise she wouldn’t be falsely accusing patriot Charles Herbster of sticking his hand up her skirt. She’s not his type. She is – it’s just a terrible thing that people can make statements like that, especially about a fellow Republican. She was asking for it anyway, being dressed like that. She should’ve just laid back and enjoyed it.

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Russian soldier told wife in intercepted call army purposely bombed Russian civilians and blamed it on Ukrainians

On a phone call intercepted by Ukrainian intelligence An unnamed Russian soldier told his wife that the Russian army intentionally fired artillery from the breakaway Donetsk region into a town inside Russia, an attack blamed on Ukrainian troops, the Daily Beast reports.

When a female voice on the call expressed concern over the attack on the town of Klimovo in Bryansk Oblast, Russia, the male soldier responded with “That was ours fucking stuff up. It’s necessary. They do that to provoke the [Ukrainians]. And that’s why they hit it. We talked to the bosses and they said that’s how it is. The same shit was happening in the Chechen War, they blew up apartments in Moscow, as if it were terrorists. It was really the FSB.” The soldier was referring to the 1999 series of bombings of apartment buildings officially blamed on Chechen terrorists but widely believed to have been false flag attacks by Russian security services.

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Mehmet Oz won Trump endorsement after Donald saw 2021 video of David McCormick praising Biden in Bloomberg interview

The Orange God Emperor enjoys “endorsing against candidates… just to see their numbers go down” unnamed sources told the Washington Post in a Saturday report surveying the landscape of what goes into his picks after the not entirely safe GOP Senate nomination bets on Mehmet Oz in Pennsylvania and JD Vance in Ohio. “I’m the king of endorsements,” the Fat Bastard said.

Per the Post, Oz’s most formidable rival, amoral plutocrat turned MAGA nationalist David McCormick, was doomed long before he even entered the race when he badmouthed the Donald in a January 26, 2021 interview with Bloomberg News Editor-at-Large Erik Schatzker in which he said “history will look very unfavorably” on the Capitol riot (less than three weeks earlier). When asked by Schatzker what were his thoughts on the Biden Administration so far, McCormick said he “really appreciated President Biden’s tone in terms of his responsibility to serve the whole country,” which is like, he might as well have set a MAGA hat on fire and then pissed on it. That is just NOT okay if you want to be hugged and kissed by the Orange Messiah.

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Low Energy Greg wasted nearly a quarter billion in produce

Texas Governor Low Energy Greg caused an estimated $240 million worth of produce to spoil when he mandated additional inspections of trucks crossing into the state from Mexico before reversing the policy Friday, CNN reports. The figure, cited by Fresh Produce Association of the Americas President Lance Jungmeyer, will cause price spikes to be felt hardest in purchases of strawberries, avocados, and asparagus for consumers in the Northeast and Midwest as early as this weekend.

Nice going Greg. Not as bad as the bullshit Texas National Guard border mission which caused as many as nine suicides among the troops involuntarily deployed to watch out for Mexicans.

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First, Second Couples release their tax returns

The Bidens made more than $600,000 in 2021 and paid an effective tax rate of 24.6%, while the Second Couple paid an effective tax rate of 31.6% on income of $1.6 million according to the tax returns released by the White House Friday, CNN reports.

According to their returns, the Bidens gave more than $17,000, or 2.85% of the annual income, to charities.  Most of their income came from Joe’s federal salary, but they also had other income include $60,000 in profits from two Chapter S corporations, and Social Security and pension payments.

Vice President Kamala Harris and Second Gentleman Doug Emhoff made in excess of $1.6 million, giving about $22,000 (1.3%) to charity. 

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Random thoughts Friday, Volume LXV

  • Republicans want Congressional hearings on Hunter Biden, but think the Saudis giving a three billion dollars combined to Kushner and Mnuchin isn’t suspicious at all, even as Trump dangles a 2024 run.  
  • Greg Abbott’s truck inspection scam was designed to do one thing:  exacerbate supply chain issues.  It was a cynical political move and had nothing to do with public safety, and it likely cut off at the knees his chances at a White House run.
  • If Marge wants to prevent children being “groomed” for sex, she should look to shut down child “beauty” pageants, which are just excuses to dress up six and seven year old girls like teenage streetwalkers.  If she can’t find the pageants, I’m sure Gaetz and Cawthorn have them on their calendars.
  • Besides investigating how highly-classified information ended up at Mar-a-Lago in Trump’s possession should be invested.  Also needing to be investigated:  if any representatives of foreign governments who visited Mar-a-Lago and may have been shown the documents by Trump.  Or a housekeeper. 
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Florida Department of Education “cancels” 41% of submitted textbooks because they cover “prohibited topics”

The Miami Herald reports that the Florida Department of Education rejected 54 of 132 textbooks submitted to them by publishers because the books covered “prohibited topics” or “unsolicited strategies.”

In a very Stalin-esque voice, the agency said the books addressed subjects “impermissible with either Florida’s new standards or contained prohibited topics — the most in Florida’s history.”  This includes topics like gender identification, sexual relations or items that accurately portrayed the actions of white people relating to slavery and racism, which critics mistakenly equates to critical race theory.

“Reasons for rejecting textbooks included references to Critical Race Theory (CRT), inclusions of Common Core, and the unsolicited addition of Social Emotional Learning (SEL) in mathematics,” the statement said.  Most of the canceled books were for kindergarten through fifth grade.

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Alex Jones claims Infowars cited as international policy influencer

https://youtu.be/arjgAaHpdBU

Shocking to hear someone like Alex Jones toot his own kazoo, isn’t it?  Of course it isn’t!  And in this episode, Jones claims that international leaders like Tucker Carlson, Nigel Farage, Viktor Orbán and Bolsonaro have all credited Jones with influencing their outlook, which means the world is already terminal.

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Biden Administration to restart licensing drilling leases on federal lands with a 50% increase in royalty fees

After a pause caused by a February court directive, the Biden Administration will begin selling new fossil fuel drilling licenses for federal lands that will charge 50% more for royalties on products extracted from those wells, CNN reports.

In February, Trump-appointed federal judge James Cain ruled that the administration could no longer use a metric which measures how much damage to the environment would be done by fossil fuels extracted from a site to determine the “social cost of carbon.”  The administration had been using the measurement to prioritize various programs as they impacted climate change.

The sale of the leases for 173 parcels covering 144,000 acres will be  80% smaller than originally planned by the administration due to Cain’s ruling.  The administration could not complete their impact assessments without the metric Cain shot down, and after consulting with Native tribes and local governments, decided to forgo leasing those lands. 

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Low Energy Greg repeals moronic border inspection order

Texas Governor Low Energy Greg Abbott repealed his order mandating additional inspections by state troopers for trucks crossing into the state from Mexico on Friday, the AP reports. The order, which caused massive backups and drew protests from Mexican truckers, had already been lifted or eased at several crossings before Abbott pulled the plug entirely on Friday.

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Junior calls FBI, law enforcement “freakin’ disgrace” at fundraiser

Speaking Shouting at a fundraiser for Republican Nebraska gubernatorial candidate and accused sexual harasser Charles Herbster, Junior attempts to claim that the FBI doesn’t investigate terrorists because they’re spending all their time investigating “a meth head” for a “fake assassination attempt” of the governor of Michigan or “a grandmother [who] took a selfie somewhere within 1,500 miles of Washington, DC”–an apparent reference to the FBI using social media feeds to track down the domestic terrorists who attacked Congress on January 6th.

He seems upset that the FBI is also investigating a coke head for various civil/corporate crimes as well as crimes against the United States of America.

Note:  YouTube is being wonky with videos shot by cell phones in portrait mode, not providing an embeddable code for the video, so you’ll have to go to the link to see the video yourself.

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US factory output more than doubles predicted increase in March

Powered by a jump in vehicle production, the US saw a third monthly gain in factory output that more than doubled expectations, coming in at 0.9% for March while forecasts were at 0.4%, the Reuters reports.

Factory output was 5.5% than March 2020, another indicator of strong economic growth in the United States.  A significant portion of the jump in output came from the automotive industry, which had been battling a shortage in semiconductor chips used in vehicles, which caused some factories to temporarily shut down.

Production capacity figures hit a three-year high of 78.3%, meaning that US manufacturers are using more of their production capacity because of higher demand in the market.

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