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Heartbroken Florida man wasn’t suicidal, just kinda stuck in mud

The Putnam County, Florida Sheriff’s Office on Thursday announced that 36 year-old Andrew Giddens, who friends and family feared was suicidal over a recent breakup after he disappeared on Valentine’s Day, fears that escalated after his vehicle had been found abandoned on the edge of a large sand mine on Monday, was actually fine the whole time he was missing. Relatively speaking…

“Andrew Giddens, 36, had been reported missing and was found alive at Vulcan Materials Company, a sand plant east of Melrose. He had been stuck in mud for several days without food or water, while the area faced freezing temperatures. His vehicle was found nearby two days before he was rescued. The rescue took about two to three hours, with specialized crews working carefully to bring him to safety. Thanks to the skill and teamwork of these first responders, Andrew is expected to recover,” said the Palatka Fire Department in a Facebook post following the rescue.

Hopefully he meets a nice nurse or doctor while recuperating from the batshit ordeal.

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Palestinians overtake Israelis on American sympathies: Gallup poll

“Forty-one percent of Americans now say they sympathize more with the Palestinians in the Middle East situation, while 36 percent sympathize more with the Israelis. The five-percentage-point difference is not statistically significant, but it contrasts with a clear lead for the Israelis only a year ago (46 percent vs 33 percent) and larger leads over the prior 24 years. From 2001 to 2025, Israelis consistently held double-digit leads in Americans’ Middle East sympathies, with the gap averaging 43 points between 2001 and 2018. However, public opinion began narrowing in 2019, several years before the Oct 7, 2023, Hamas attack on Israel and the subsequent war in Gaza. The cumulative effect of gradual changes in US attitudes since then has led to the Israelis no longer being viewed more sympathetically,” says the intro to Gallup’s latest polling and the writing on the wall for “Bibi.”

Worse, the relatively narrow gap is all propped up by respondents 55 and older, who sympathize with Israel 49 to 31 percent. Among those between 35 and 54 it’s 46 percent Palestinians to 31 percent Israelis and with 18-34s an even wider 53 to 23 percent Palestinians over Israelis.

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Huckabee tells Americans to GTFO of Israel

“In response to security incidents and without advance notice, the US Embassy may further restrict or prohibit US government employees and their family members from traveling to certain areas of Israel, the Old City of Jerusalem, and the West Bank. Persons may wish to consider leaving Israel while commercial flights are available,” the otherwise non-specific warning continued.

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US laser shoots down US drone on US soil

An American laser weapon successfully defended US soil from an incursion by a US drone in the volatile border region of Texas on Thursday, leading the FAA to close local airspace, the AP reports.

“Our heads are exploding over the news that DoD reportedly shot down a Customs and Border Protection drone using a high risk counter-unmanned aircraft system,” Dem Congressman Rick Larsen, ranking member on the House Transportation and Infrastructure committee wrote. “We said months ago that the White House’s decision to sidestep a bipartisan, tri-committee bill to appropriately train C-UAS operators and address the lack of coordination between the Pentagon, DHS and the FAA was a short-sighted idea. Now, we’re seeing the result of its incompetence.”

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Indiana school bus driver manages incredible four year streak of drinking on the job without getting caught and immediately fired

An unidentified northern Indiana bus driver made it an impressive four years of alcohol consumption on the job without so much as a whiff of booze on her breath from superiors or students – until it all ended with her termination by the Elkhart Community Schools district board in a Tuesday vote following an accusation from a student coupled with the discovery that she had been fired from the nearby Concord school district for the same offense back in 2021, the Elkhart Truth reports.

That job lasted exactly a month, from September 8 to October 8th, 2021. The woman was hired in Elkhart shortly thereafter. “I’m deeply disappointed that we missed the mark back then, but we won’t miss that again,” Elkhart Superintendent Larry Huff told parents. It’s not clear if Huff then changed the subject to furry kids using litter boxes or banning the Diary of Anne Frank for “explicit content.”

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Stephen Miller “repelled” by Noem-Lewandowski affair: book

In a preview of NBC News reporter Julia Ainsley’s upcoming book “Undue Process: The Inside Story of Trump’s Mass Deportation Program,” the Atlantic’s McKay Coppins writes that convicted felon President Trump’s top racial purity minister Stephen Miller is disgusted by dipshit Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem’s sexual relationship with her top lieutenant, the utterly demented longtime MAGA operative Corey Lewandowski. Miller, a “hard-liner when it comes to monogamy in marriage” is “personally repelled” by their affair and recently told a CBP official to “Stay away from Corey.” At no point in this do Coppins or Ainsley remark on moral offense coming from a twisted revanchist who thrilled to American citizens getting gunned down in the streets of Minneapolis like dogs.

On that topic, the book also asserts that, even though Noem’s admission of having murdered a puppy was seen as fatal to her vice presidential ambitions, Trump saw it as the indicative of the kind of grit he wanted in a Homeland Security Secretary and that’s why she got the nod.

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Tampa International Airport’s Crocs ban sadly just a joke

A spokesperson for Tampa International Airport confirmed to Newsweek on Thursday that their publicly announced ban on Crocs and pajama pants was just a joke meant indirectly mock former MTV Real World cast member Sean Duffy’s repeated whining about air travelers’ sartorial choices.

“Tampa International Airport regularly shares lighthearted, satirical social media content as part of our ongoing effort to engage with our followers,” airport officials said in statement. “Today’s post about ‘banning’ pajamas was another playful nod to day-of-travel fashion debates. We encourage our passengers to travel comfortably and appreciate our loyal followers who enjoy the online humor.”

“After successfully banning Crocs and giving everyone the amazing opportunity to experience the world’s first Crocs-free airports, it’s time to take on an even larger crisis. Pajamas. At. The. Airport. In the middle of the day,” the airport’s social media team had written in the post, referencing a 2025 tweet in which they said TSA will be throwing Crocs in the garbage. Which sadly was a joke.

Crocs were invented in Colorado in 2002 and – excepting hospitals and similar settings where doctors and nurses on their feet for 12+ hours a day – were established as the footwear of choice for those who had given up on life. Then, at some point in the latter half of the 2010s, the brand for some reason became cool with zoomers who had evidently been unaware of the footwear’s previous close associations with daytime TV watchers and poor personal hygiene, leading to collabs with Balenciaga and white trash rapper Post Malone earlier this decade. It’s not clear if the second life of Crocs has dissipated yet and the brand has returned to an object of near-universal scorn, however the airport’s non-binding antipathy may be a sign that the other shoe is finally dropping.

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Convicted attempted murderer accused of succeeding on cellmate

“California Department of Corrections and Rehabilitation officials are investigating the Feb 23, 2026, death of an incarcerated person at California State Prison, Sacramento as a homicide. At approximately 9:15 pm, staff observed incarcerated person John Cisneros unresponsive in his cell. Staff immediately responded, initiating life-saving measures and activating 911. Outside medical ambulance staff pronounced Cisneros deceased at 9:59 pm,” says a Cal DOC press release.

“Cisnero’s cellmate, Irvin Sanchez, was detained and removed from the cell. He has been placed in restricted housing pending an investigation by SAC Investigative Services Unit and the Sacramento District Attorney’s Office. The Office of the Inspector General has been notified. Cisneros, 49, was most recently received from Los Angeles County on July 6, 2015, sentenced to five years for second-degree robbery. While incarcerated, he was sentenced by Los Angeles County on Oct 16, 2017, to 28 years for penetration, oral copulation and attempted rape with force/violence/fear of immediate bodily injury. Sanchez, 34, was received from Los Angeles County on Feb 27, 2013. He was sentenced to 18 years for attempted second-degree murder with enhancements of street gang act and use of a firearm, and one year, four months for concealing a firearm in a vehicle.”

“SAC opened in 1986 and houses more than 2,200 medium, maximum, and high-security incarcerated persons. SAC offers academic classes and vocational programs and employs approximately 1,500 people,” the release continued with that gratuitous marketing plug at the end.

But hey, that’s great for Irv, finally getting rid of that son of a bitch. Jury would probably buy a self-defense claim and let him walk so he’s only got the next five years in the joint.

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Trump kayfabes a world where he obeys court orders

“Great news for America, and our wonderful White House! The Judge on the case of what will be the most beautiful Ballroom anywhere in the World, has just thrown out, and completely erased, the effort to stop its construction. As everyone knows, not one dollar of Taxpayer money is being spent, but rather, all money necessary to build this magnificent building is being put up by Patriot Donors and Contributors. The Ballroom construction, anticipated to also handle future Inaugurations and large State Visits, is ahead of schedule, and under budget. It will stand long into the future as a symbol to the Greatness of America!” posted convicted felon President Trump on Thursday, acting out an alternate reality in which he would have actually obeyed an adverse court order.

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Surreptitious shot, consequential chaser

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New Doritos Protein to boost Doritos eaters’ athletic edge

“Protein is getting a flavor upgrade: Introducing Doritos® Protein tortilla style chips, a new take on Doritos. Doritos Protein hits shelves next month with 10 grams of protein per one ounce serving and will be followed by a 17 grams of protein per single serve bag later this year. The new product is a strategic expansion for the brand into the rapidly growing protein snack category while maintaining the tasty, bold flavor and iconic crunch that has defined Doritos for generations,” says a press release from athletic performance brand Doritos, the consumption of which has long been publicly associated with triathletes, powerlifters, and other physically active consumers.

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Orange God Emperor hears out “Stop the Steal” assclowns’ plan for him to declare “national election emergency” ahead of midterms

Acting on convicted felon President Trump’s batshit stupid Truth Social post from earlier this month where he claimed “There will be Voter ID for the Midterm Elections, whether approved by Congress or not!” and that he’s “searched the depths of Legal Arguments not yet articulated or vetted on this subject, and will be presenting an irrefutable one in the very near future,” his most “Stop the Steal”-pilled allies claim to the Washington Post to have presented him with a 17 page draft executive order declaring a national emergency predicated on China having stolen the 2020 election from him.

“Under the Constitution, it’s the legislatures and states that really control how a state conducts its elections, and the president doesn’t have any power to do that,” said Trump’s former military school roommate Peter Ticktin, one of the drafters of the order, adding “But here we have a situation where the president is aware that there are foreign interests that are interfering in our election processes.”

“That causes a national emergency where the president has to be able to deal with it,” Ticktin, who along with Alina Habba in 2022 was hit with nearly $1 million in court sanctions over a failed lawsuit against Hillary Clinton, James Comey, and like 30 other defendants over the 2016 election and the Russia investigation, continued. Other longtime MAGA conspiracy twat Jerome Corsi, who looked like he was about to die of a heart attack in 2017, is still alive and involved with the effort.

The Post then writes that if the SAVE Act fails then he will try to move forward unilaterally with his deranged plan. John Thune on Wednesday told reporters that the SAVE Act will fail in the Senate.

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Los Supremos again postpone Carroll v Trump conference

The US Supreme Court on Thursday again rescheduled their planned Friday conference on convicted felon President Trump’s petition for them to overturn the nearly $90 million in judgments he still owes rape victim EJ Carroll, Politico’s Josh Gerstein reports, again adding “No reason given.”

It’s a medium-bad sign for the department store predator-in-chief as, per SCOTUSblog, rescheduled petitions “overwhelmingly wind up being denied, sometimes with a justice writing an opinion respecting denial,” though just one such delay probably doesn’t definitely mean a denial. A second one signals a very serious increase a denial of certiorari. Could be that Clarence and Sam are fighting everyone else on this and keep asking them to push it back to delay the inevitable.

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