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Women turning out big where Dems need them

An analysis of early in-person and mail-in ballot return data across the swing states finds women outvoting men by 10 percent, Politico reports on an encouraging sign for Dems hoping the gender gap seen in polling holds up and the more reliable, fairer sex puts the Orange Rapist away for good.

“In some states women are actually exceeding their vote share from 2020, which is at this point shocking to me,” says Dem strategist Tom Bonier. “I never would have bet on that.” Even better, what Politico refers to as the “bro vote,” the crypto-MMA-gamer-masturbator demo that Trump’s been trying to reach out to with all his podcast appearances isn’t materializing, according to Dems poring over the data. Even better-er: Politico writes their “analysis of early voting data in Pennsylvania found that women registered as Democrats made up nearly a third of early votes this year from people who did not vote in the state in 2020” and that Bonier says “Black and Latino women under the age of 30 are not only showing up at higher rates than their male peers – but by even a larger margin than they did in 2020.” But let’s hear more about the Bronx barbershop’s Con-Ed bill.

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Harris leads Trump 47 to 46 in “bellwether” Michigan county: poll

A new USA Today/Suffolk University survey of likely voters in Kent County, Michigan finds Vice President Kamala Harris leading convicted felon former President Trump 47 to 46 percent, while the statewide race is tied at 47 percent each. The pollster apparently oversampled Kent as a “bellwether” since Trump beat Hillary 48 to 45 percent in the county in 2016 while Biden took it 52 to 46 percent. But USA Today seems a little meh on what it means, writing “The results are within the poll’s 5.7 percentage point margin of error, meaning her lead could have happened by chance.”

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Alabama MAGA terrorist gets 21 months over Fulton threats

“Arthur Ray Hanson, II has been sentenced to federal prison for transmitting interstate threats to injure Fulton County Sheriff Patrick Labat and Fulton County District Attorney Fani Willis because of their connections to the Fulton County, Georgia investigation and prosecution of former President Donald Trump. Hanson, of Huntsville, Alabama, was sentenced by US District Judge JP Boulee to one year, nine months in prison to be followed by three years of supervised release. He was also ordered to pay a $7,500 fine. Hanson was convicted on these charges on July 3, 2024, after he pleaded guilty to one count of transmitting interstate threats,” says a DOJ press release.

Among the shit said to Fulton County Sheriff Patrick Labatt: “If you think you gonna take a mugshot of my President Trump and it’s gonna be okay, you gonna find out that after you take that mugshot, some bad shit’s gonna happen to you,” “I’m warning you right now before you fuck up your life and get hurt real bad,” “Whether you got a fucking badge or not ain’t gonna help you none;” and “you gonna get fucked up you keep [expletive]ing with my President,” and to DA Fani Willis: “Watch it when you’re going to the car at night, when you’re going into your house, watch everywhere that you’re going,” “I would be very afraid if I were you because you can’t be around people all the time that are going to protect you,” “Gonna be moments when you’re gonna be vulnerable,” “When you charge Trump on that fourth indictment, anytime you’re alone, be looking over your shoulder,” and lastly “What you put out there, [says ‘expletive’ in the press release, not clear if it was ‘bitch’ or the c-word], comes back at you ten times harder, and don’t ever forget it.” But they’re not garbage.

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Canadians accuse top Indian minister of hits on Sikh leaders

Canadian Deputy Minister of Foreign Affairs David Morrison on Tuesday testified to Parliament that Indian Home Affairs Minister Amit Shah, a close ally of dictator Narendra Modi, is behind an ongoing campaign of murder, extortion and intimidation of members of the Sikh community in Canada, including the 2023 assassination of leader Hardeep Singh Nijjar near Vancouver, the CBC reports.

Advocacy group Sikhs for Justice issued a statement Tuesday calling for Shah to be prosecuted under Canadian law. “Amit Shah has weaponized India’s security agencies to hunt down and eliminate pro-Khalistan activists, even beyond India’s borders,” said SFJ counsel Gurpatwant Singh Pannun in the statement, with “Khalistan” referring to the state that Sikh separatists have been fighting to establish for decades. “The assassination of Hardeep Singh Nijjar on Canadian soil is not just an isolated crime – it is part of a well-thought-out policy executed under Shah’s directives to crush the voices of Sikhs advocating for self-determination and justice,” Singh Pannun continued.

Last year the FBI thwarted a plot similar to the Singh Nijjar hit in Queens.

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Orange Baby having trouble sleeping

“While I am running a campaign of positive solutions to save America, Kamala Harris is running a campaign of hate. She has spent all week comparing her political opponents to the most evil mass murderers in history. Now, on top of everything, Joe Biden calls our supporters ‘garbage.’ You can’t lead America if you don’t love the American People. Kamala Harris and Joe Biden have shown they are both unfit to be President of the United States,” posted convicted felon former President Trump at 12:26 AM on Wednesday and then “Kamala’s speech was terrible, full of lies and nothing new. Where are the jobs? There are none!” at 2:37 AM. Must be some terrible insomnia.

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WATCH LIVE: Kamala Harris delivers speech at the Ellipse

CALLING ALL PATRIOTS! WATCH LIVE from Washington DC on October 29th! HUGE RALLY FOR AMERICA! Let’s have a trial by combat peacefully, patriotically with Vice President Harris championing democracy against convicted felon former President Trump! BE THERE! WILL BE WILD!

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“No president’s done more for Puerto Rico than I have”

Responding to some cultist who claimed “I want you to know that Puerto Rico stands behind you and Puerto Rico loves you,” at “roundtable” in Pennsylvania on Tuesday, convicted felon former President Trump unironically replied with “Well, we love it. I know it very well. And we help you through a lot of bad storms. I’ll tell you, we had some really bad ones. You remember you were there when I brought the hospital ship against everyone’s advice and we got it in there and took care of a lot of people. But I think no president’s done more for Puerto Rico than I have,” per Politico.

We guess it’s true if you count intentional malign neglect when the island was devastated by a massive hurricane in 2017 and nearly 3,000 US citizens died during and after the storm.

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McDonald’s leaders say E Coli outbreak has all gone away forever

The E Coli outbreak from delicious McDonald’s Quarter Pounders, which was barely a thing anyway because you have only one guy who died and you might even say “Gee, what if that guy wasn’t very healthy to begin with?” Because nobody even knows who he is. You have the media saying he died but nobody got to see the death certificate that said he died from eating a McDonald’s Quarter Pounder. The doctors didn’t say it. Nobody even knows what hospital this happened at. It’s crazy.

But now McDonald’s is saying that the outbreak is over which is a beautiful thing. It’s in this CNBC article. Lots of people like to eat McDonald’s and we can’t have the media saying that it’s bad and causes E Coli. You know E Coli, it’s so tiny you can’t even see it without a powerful microscope.

It’s got such a funny name too. E Coli… E Coli. They say its short for something but nobody not even the doctors know how to pronounce it. They say it affects elderly people, elderly people with heart problems, if they have other problems, that’s what it really affects, that’s it. In some states thousands of people – nobody young – below the age of 18, like nobody – they have a strong immune system – who knows? It’s an amazing thing – by the way, go eat at McDonald’s!

National Zero will resume our regular coverage after this important public health update affecting all regular consumers of McDonald’s Quarter Pounders and other menu options.

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ChiComs target Eric Trump, Jared Kushner in hacking operation

Convicted felon former President Trump’s asshole son Eric and scumbag son-in-law Jared Kushner, as well as President Joe Biden’s aides were among the targets of a Chicom hacking operation, the New York Times reports and no the commies didn’t dump anything on Wikileaks or whatever.

Eric Trump naturally blamed the Biden Administration in a statement to the Times, saying “Does this surprise anyone? Under Kamala and Biden, China has walked all over our country.”

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David DePape sentenced to life in state prison

Just over two years to the day after he bashed in Paul Pelosi’s skull with a hammer, San Francisco-area QAnon freak David DePape got bashed with a gavel as a California judge sentenced him to life in a state prison without the possibility of parole to be served after he gets out of a 30-year federal sentence for the attack, the Associated Press reports on the end to the shameful saga.

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Miami-Dade fires election worker after ballot truck fuckup

“The Miami-Dade County Elections Department is aware of the video circulating social media. The incident that occurred was due to human error. The worker forgot to lock the back of the truck and as they drove off, one sealed bin and one sealed bag fell out, containing already voted ballots from early voting. Thankfully, this was observed in real time by upstanding residents who did the right thing and turned the bin and bag into the police department. Upon arrival at the police department, elections staff verified all seals were intact and nothing was tampered with or damaged.”

“Once at the Elections Headquarters, all items were accounted for and all seals were again verified. While unintentional, the Elections Department has a zero tolerance for error and therefore the employee was terminated,” said the Miami-Dade, Florida County Elections Department after another MAGA freakout over “ballot tampering” from an innocuous incident of dumb truckery.

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Demented old loser hallucinates billboards

“Kamala is now running billboards near the Border advertising FREE Legal Services for Illegal Alien Criminals. When I win, the billboards are coming down, and Migrant Gangs are going home!” posted convicted felon former President Trump on Tuesday following his disastrous “press conference,” in which he took no questions. He probably saw some billboard that said “Preguntas imigracion? Llame 1-800-ABOGADO Ahora!” and thought it was from Harris’s campaign somehow.

The fat fuck also posted “To the Coptic Christian community living throughout the United States, I deeply admire your Steadfast Faith in God, Perseverance through Centuries of Persecution and Love for this Great Country. I am Counting on your support and vote to help uphold our shared Social and Family Values and continue to Make America Great Again!” as if he has any idea who Coptics are.

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Cannon says “Lol, no” to Routh recusal motion

Florida MAGA federal Judge Aileen Cannon on Tuesday tossed the attempted Trump assassin who didn’t get killed at the scene, Ryan Routh’s bid to have her recused from his upcoming trial given her glaringly fucking obvious conflicts of interest with the intended victim of the crime.

“Defendant cites a series of factors which he believes, when viewed in their totality, create an appearance of partiality. None warrants recusal, whether examined individually or together. First, Defendant notes the historical fact that I was nominated to serve as a United States District Judge by the alleged victim in this case, former President Donald Trump, and later confirmed by the United States Senate. As Defendant correctly acknowledges, ‘this fact is by no means disqualifying.'”

“Indeed, it is understood that appointment to the bench by a litigant, or in this case by an alleged victim, does not, without more, ‘create in reasonable minds, with knowledge of all the relevant circumstances that a reasonable inquiry would disclose, a perception that [the judge’s] ability to carry out judicial responsibilities with integrity, impartiality, and competence would be impaired.’ This principle does not change because of the ‘unprecedented nature of this scenario,’ as Defendant notes, or because a judge’s rulings ‘are likely to face intense public scrutiny.’ Second, Defendant argues that recusal is warranted because former President Trump has made various public statements about me. As Defendant acknowledges, I have no control over what private citizens, members of the media, or public officials or candidates elect to say about me or my judicial rulings.”

“Nor am I concerned about the political consequences of my rulings or how those rulings might be viewed by ‘some in the media.’ I have never spoken to or met former President Trump except in connection with his required presence at an official judicial proceeding, through counsel,” Cannon wrote, pretending momentarily to be a dedicated public servant.

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Nevada and Arizona tight: CNN polls

A new set of CNN swing state surveys finds Vice President Kamala Harris leading convicted felon former President Trump 48 to 47 percent in Arizona while Nevada is reversed to Trump 48 to 47 percent. In Arizona, Harris leads 53 to 44 percent among the 55 percent of those saying they already voted while Trump leads 52 to 46 in banked votes in Nevada where 42 percent have voted.

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Judge spikes Pennsylvania MAGA lawsuit against overseas voters

A Pennsylvania MAGA federal judge on Tuesday tossed a lawsuit filed by Keystone MAGA Congressmen Guy Reschenthaler, Dan Meuser, Glenn Thompson, Lloyd Smucker, and Mike Kelly against Secretary of State Al Schmidt in which Schmucker, Thirdreichsenthaler, Meuloser, and the others sought to completely fuck over military members and other Pennsylvanians currently overseas out of voting via additional hurdles to “ensure legal compliance with federal and state law regarding the verification of voter registration applicants’ identity and eligibility before accepting and counting ballots,” under UOCAVA changes made two years ago that Trump freaked out over.

The ruling’s just another textbook example of MAGA bullshit failing to survive first contact with actual legal scrutiny. From the order by District Judge Chris Conner:

When asked at oral argument why plaintiffs delayed bringing the instant challenge for more than two years after the State Department promulgated its guidance, plaintiffs’ counsel initially responded that the United States Department of Justice had recently unsealed a three-year-old indictment of several Iranians for election interference. Plaintiffs found that indictment, which was unsealed on September 27, 2024, to be “very concerning” given “the past history of the Iranians having knowledge of how to exploit the UOCAVA voting system, the FPCA… [and] the federal write-in absentee ballots.” (asserting that “Iranian nationals… demonstrated that bad actors could easily create and submit falsified FPCAs” to interfere with Pennsylvania’s federal elections). But that charging documentreveals no vulnerabilities on the Commonwealth’s part. Indeed, the indictment plainly states that a video “purport[ing] to depict an individual hacking into state voter websites and then using that illicitly obtained voter information to create fraudulent [military-overseas] absentee ballots” was a “simulated intrusion” that did not involve a bona fide state or federal website, adding that the Federal Voting Assistance Program “could not be leveraged in the manner implied by” the video. Pressed for anything that might corroborate whether “there’s been some Iranian influence over Pennsylvania’s overseas ballots,” counsel effectively conceded that all he had was “concerns.” Plaintiffs cannot rely on phantom fears of foreign malfeasance to excuse their lack of diligence

It should’ve been obvious which way this was going when Meuser couldn’t even justify it on CNN.

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