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Israeli prosecutors on Tuesday announced their intent to charge Bezalel Zini, brother of Shin Bet director David Zini, following Bezalel’s arrest two weeks ago on suspicion of running an operation that smuggled hundreds of thousands worth of cigarettes into the Gaza Strip, Ynet reports.

“It is important that the public know that no tanks or drones were smuggled, otherwise people will believe the rumors that are published online. I have found it permissible to publish the nature of the suspicions, in order to dispel the heavy cloud surrounding the suspicions,” said Judge Yaniv Ben Harosh, and yes this is all translated by Google if you’re wondering why it’s so janky but holy shit.

“Everything is fake, we are without fear of anything. They don’t want to bring him down, but his brother [David]. Thank God the public understands this well,” said the Zinis’ father, Rabbi Yosef. Well guess it wasn’t MAGA-inspired enough for the son of a bitch connected to the Netanyahu Regime’s Israeli version of the FBI to be profiting by supplying a black market controlled by Hamas without his not-actually-an-Evangelical-pastor dad to be calling it fake news and a Deep State plot.

The so-much-more-competent-at-spaceflight-than-Biden-ever-was Trump Administration’s NASA on Tuesday scrubbed this week’s planned launch of the first crewed Artemis mission to send four astronauts around the moon due to a hydrogen leak in the rocket booster, Reuters reports.

The next window to launch will be next month, the first trans-lunar human spaceflight since the end of the Apollo program early 1970s and a dress rehearsal for planned landings in the next few years.

“I agree with what Lindsey [Graham] is saying on defunding these sanctuary cities. We should pull our TSA agents out of their airports and not allow their airpot to be classified as international or even a regional hub. We should pull all of our aid,” said Oklahoma Senator Mark Wayne “Markwayne” Mullin on Fox News Monday night, which would mean he’s willing to fly to West Virginia or Tennessee and then drive to DC because Dulles and Reagan would be shut down without TSA.

“Why hasn’t the Fake News New York Times adjusted its phony article on the corruption and antisemitism which has taken place at Harvard. They never call for facts, or factchecks, because the Times’ is a corrupt, unprincipled, and pathetic vehicle of the Left. They wrote only negatively about me in the last Election, and I won in a landslide. To anyone who knows, they have ZERO credibility, a ‘Rag’ at the lowest level. I look forward to watching their rapidly falling circulation force them to finally close their doors. That would be great news for America!” posted convicted felon President Trump on Tuesday after the Times reported that he had forgotten his stupid anti-Harvard crusade.

The fat fuck really lost it after that story, posting “Strongly Antisemitic Harvard University has been feeding a lot of ‘nonsense’ to The Failing New York Times. Harvard has been, for a long time, behaving very badly! They wanted to do a convoluted job training concept, but it was turned down in that it was wholly inadequate and would not have been, in our opinion, successful. It was merely a way of Harvard getting out of a large cash settlement of more than 500 Million Dollars, a number that should be much higher for the serious and heinous illegalities that they have committed. This should be a Criminal, not Civil, event, and Harvard will have to live with the consequences of their wrongdoings. In any event, this case will continue until justice is served. Dr Alan Garber, the President of Harvard, has done a terrible job of rectifying a very bad situation for his institution and, more importantly, America, itself. He was hired AFTER the antisemitism charges were brought – I wonder why??? We are now seeking One Billion Dollars in damages, and want nothing further to do, into the future, with Harvard University,” all of this shit because Barron didn’t get accepted.

“Governor Kathy Hochul continues to hold a commanding lead over Nassau County Executive Bruce Blakeman, 54-28 percent, little changed from 50-25 percent in December, according to a new Siena Poll of New York State registered voters released today. Among registered Democrats, Hochul has an overwhelming 64-11 percent lead over Lt Governor Antonio Delgado, up from 56-13 percent in December. Hochul’s 49-40 percent favorability rating, up from 43-41 percent in December, is the first time Hochul has hit 49 percent favorable,” says the toplines of a new statewide Siena survey.

Siena also found Dems leading the statewide generic congressional ballot 56 to 29 percent which, while the question was phrased differently in their August 2022 poll as “who would you like to see control the House of Representatives,” as preference rather than intent, Dems had a smaller 55 to 40 percent lead there, the year the 3rd District sent fucking George Santos to Congress.

Mike Lawler and the other NYC-area Republican dipshits might want to keep an eye on that.

BREAKING 🚨 𝕏 offices in Paris were just RAIDED by the corrupt French and European police

This should NOT be happening to our American companies

TARIFFS TIME

— MAGA Voice (@MAGAVoice) February 3, 2026

It’s still early on in this particular news cycle but already we’ve got a MAGA media “voice” skipping the part about this being a French law enforcement investigation into Grok’s child porn-generating capabilities. “Summons for voluntary interviews on April 20, 2026, in Paris have been sent to Mr Elon Musk and Ms Linda Yaccarino, in their capacity as de facto and de jure managers of the X platform at the time of the events,” said Paris’s top prosecutor in a statement following the raid.

DC federal Judge Ana Reyes on Monday blocked the Trump Regime from removing temporary protected status from Haitian refugees, just hours before they were set to “expire,” CBS News reports.

Former President Bill and former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton have surrendered to the awesome, powerful, singular force that is James Comer, CNN reports on the two agreeing to closed-door depositions in the Oversight Committee’s Epstein investigation order to avoid being a criminal contempt vote that they were probably going to lose very, very badly and well beyond party-line.

“People are saying that Thomas Massie became a Liberal because his new wife, blessed be their marriage, is supposedly a Radical Left ‘flamethrower.’ This new union all went so fast that maybe he didn’t know what he was getting into but, nevertheless, he is an absolutely terrible and unreliable ‘Republican’ – Perhaps a RINO, or maybe even worse!” posted convicted felon President Trump on Monday, finally bringing back a long-lost hit from his earlier 2017 to 2020 catalog of bullshit lies. The good old unspecified “people” were such a tried and true out for him to act like some shit that he made up was somehow a widely-held opinion, like he’s lacking the requisite self-confidence.

“Ed Gallrein, a Farmer and War Hero, is running against Massie. He is a HIGH QUALITY individual, and there is no Candidate for Congress that could be better. He is running because he realizes Thomas Massie has been totally disloyal to the President of the United States, and the Republican Party. He never votes for us, he always goes with the Democrats. Thomas Massie is a Complete and Total Disaster, we must make sure he loses, BIG!” Trump continued and lol, Massie’s voting record was, by Heritage Nazis’ rankings, more conservative than Mike Johnson’s during the last Congress.

All the rest of this shit was a lie – like how the fuck does he know if Masseie’s wife is a “Radical Left flamethrower”? – all of it the product of deeply addled brain that also today decided it would be smart to suggest that the federal government take over voting in 15 states and claim that he’s seen the Somalis in Minnesota driving around in Mercedes-Benzes everywhere they go.

Sources tell CNN that ineffective fascist Attorney General Pam Bondi has ordered the MAGAfied Justice Department’s so-called “Weaponization Working Group” to meet every single day to come up with viable plans to find something, anything resembling a predicate to prosecute whoever was involved in the four felony cases brought against her bloated orange corpse of a boss, with a goal of having some kind of tangible enough result to show for their efforts within the next two months.

CNN’s article doesn’t contain any insider quotes and thus beats around the bush a little bit on why the sudden urgency, noting that the “working group” launched with Trump’s already failed second administration a year ago with really nothing to show for it and, since it’s a day that ends in y, the fat bastard has been pressuring his loyal enforcers to make something happen immediately.

However if you assume this article was a sanctioned “signaling” leak from Bondi – pretty plausible given the lack of quotes and that the only pertinent development is the renewed putting down the pedal – it’s noteworthy for what she did not hype and that CNN did not mention either way: That astonishingly batshit stupid “Grand Conspiracy” Obama indictment fantasy. Convoluted circlejerk story short, leading masturbators in the upper echelons of the MAGA legal community last month reportedly got a grand jury empaneled in Fort Pierce, Florida, a court bailiwick in which you already know disgraced Judge Aileen Cannon is the sole jurist. The big 5D checkmate move is this: FBI raided Trump in 2022 as the direct result of a RICO conspiracy that began in 2016 and Barack Obama was the ringleader, and since that conspiracy is still ongoing plus the jurisdictional nexus to Cannon’s turf, there are no statute of limitations or Sixth Amendment issues, so suck it libtards.

DC federal Judge Jia Cobb on Monday told DHS tough shit and issued a temporary restraining order preventing them from blocking members of Congress from visiting ICE’s gulags without prior notice.

Georgia MAGA Congressman and US Senate candidate Buddy Carter on Monday spiked the football on stupid Maria Bartirimo’s morning show, saying “I applaud Don Lemon being arrested. He should be. As I go through the state and I hear people, they are tired of this. They are tired of seeing what’s happening here. They want to see people in handcuffs, they want to see people go to jail” and…

Well there’s no reason to doubt his sincerity on either part of that bit, irrespective of his desperate thirst for a Trump endorsement in a competitive primary against a virtually indistinguishable opponent in other white-haired caucasian peckerwood MAGA Congressman Mike Collins. Carter would in all likelihood still be “applauding” a Black homosexual journalist getting arrested for accompanying lib protestors as they disrupted a conservative white congregation’s Sunday services if he hadn’t declared a bid to try to unseat incumbent Dem Jon Ossoff after Gov Brian Kemp passed.

It’s also 100 percent believable that this is what GOP primary voters who he spoke to at last week’s East Kluxville Historical Heritage Association monthly gathering wanted to talk about. Any assertion that getting justice for the Minnesota Christians so terribly intruded upon by Don Lemon’s rogues is deeply important to voters in economically depressed rural Georgia counties can and should be deemed credible. Buddy’s word can be taken to the bank here. Bond rating: AAA+++ * infinity.

Well that about buttons up this analysis of Georgia Republican primary voters, the issues that motivate them to turn out, and that Buddy Carter agrees with their applause. Let the Cook Political Report eggheads can do a deep dive on whether Carter will edge out Mike Collins as being the more authentic and relatable champion of protecting Minnesotan Christendom from Don Lemon.

“In the early morning hours on February 2nd staff from the Columbia Heights Public Schools became aware of a bomb threat that had been emailed to multiple schools in the district. Due to the timing of the information, it was not possible to fully investigate the threats prior to student arrival, and a decision was made to prioritize the safety of staff and students and cancel school for the day.”

“The Columbia Heights Police Department immediately responded to investigate the incident and searched the impacted campuses with the assistance of the Minneapolis Police Dept, Columbia Heights Fire, and Metro Transit Police. No suspicious packages or devices were located. The police department is working with other law enforcement agencies to continue the investigation into the source of the threats. Columbia Heights Public Schools will resume classes on February 3rd,” says the Columbia Heights, Minnesota Police Department in a press release issued Monday.

In a briefer statement posted on Facebook the district had announced the closure in English and then again in Spanish, which should tell you all you need to know about why the school was targeted. The district was also where 5 year-old Liam Ramos – who on Sunday was along with his father flown back home after weeks in a Texas gulag – was abducted by ICE agents to use him as bait to nab his dad. So yeah, the threat probably wasn’t some kid trying to duck a math test.

An absolutely sprawling profile of absolutely deranged South Carolina Republican Congresswoman Nancy Mace in New York Magazine by exceptionally talented journeyman Jake Lahut is all shock, no surprise as it simply furthers the public’s understanding of her as a cruel and criminally insane megalomaniac who ordered taxpayer-paid staffers to go on 2 AM tequila runs and is constantly drunk and high on weed while on the job. Nothing game-changing there, nor with a former staffer telling LaHut that “after six months I was like, ‘Man, this is one of the worst people I’ve ever met. I’m going back to South Carolina’” or another saying “She would make staffers cry. She would threaten to fire them, take their money away, not give them raises, not to give them days off, religious days.”

It’s the specifics that really hit the mark, like how – in addition to her previously reported online astroturfing operation – she “very adamantly” forced a staffer to boost her rank on freaking Reddit threads about “hottest women in Congress” and upvote comments calling her attractive.

On the one good thing she did lately, Lahut writes that “for a two-day period in November the president was calling her to change her vote on the discharge petition for the Epstein files, which had divided the Republican Party between those who wanted more transparency about Epstein’s connections to powerful people and those who were sensitive to how these revelations were hurting the White House. Trump advisers conveyed to her that she could still advocate for victims through her role on the House Oversight Committee,” copied verbatim because it confuses “vote” with the discharge petition signature and thus is kind of confusing. The point that it was one bargaining chip she had to get Trump’s endorsement to salvage her otherwise all-but-certainly-doomed Palmetto State gubernatorial bid and Mace stuck to her principles in that one particular instance.

Asked to comment on the 57.2 to 42.8 percent defeat of Trump-endorsed Patriot Mobile exec Leigh Wambsganss in Saturday’s state Senate runoff against Dem Taylor Rehmet, Texas MAGA Congressman Pete Sessions at first blamed the massive winter storm that scarcely affected the Dallas-Ft Worth area six days earlier as a ding against turnout. Then, probably realizing that was stupid, brought up some shit about how there had been another Republican in the race – but also realized that was also stupid because it was a runoff and there were only two candidates on the ballot. Finally, he sort of kind of owned up to the fact that it wasn’t a good look for the party.

A court in Germany’s original Nazi party heartland of Bavaria on Monday slapped 24 year-old Nazi fetishist AfD politician Daniel Halemba with 160 “daily fines” of €190, DPA reports without really nailing down precisely what that means – if it isn’t simply a €30,400 fine for his transgressions.

Halemba, previously National Zero famous for hosting a total rager of a Nazi frat party back in 2023, was found guilty on charges of money laundering for receiving a “four-digit” wire transfer from an unspecified Baltic country. The punk was however acquitted on incitement to hatred counts for having played a track by a banned Nazi metal group and of coercion for harassing a lawyer.

Yes, the German justice system and concordant reporting on it (DPA is a public broadcaster) is freaking opaque and inscrutable as hell – and it’s plain that domestic sources take those restrictions even further than they’re legally required to. But reading between the lines it seems like the judge was not fucking around and hit the hardcore anti-immigration white nationalist Halemba hard on what the prosecution did prove. All this while Halemba – who currently serves in Bavaria’s state parliament – is running for a seat on Wurzberg’s city council in next month’s municipal elections.

In a ruling issued in December but unsealed last week, the Sixth Circuit’s top judge told asshole Attorney General Pam Bondi tough shit if she doesn’t like Chief US District Judge James Boasberg sharing a negative opinion about convicted felon President Trump during a conference with other jurists last year, it’s not a judicial ethics violation to dislike the fat bastard, Reuters reports.

Bondi also had no evidence Boasberg had said anything. But even if she did “In these settings, a judge’s expression of anxiety about executive-branch compliance with ⁠judicial orders, whether rightly feared or not, is not so far afield from customary topics at these meetings – judicial independence, judicial ‌security, and inter-branch relations – as to violate the Codes of Judicial Conduct,” wrote Sixth Circuit Chief Judge Jeffrey Sutton, who had been detailed as a jurisdictional outsider to conduct the review in accordance with standard procedures to create distance.

Then again is there any such distance one could go to find a higher-ranking judge to agree that it’s unbecoming of a jurist to tell his colleagues that a litigant repeatedly violated court orders?

Groundhog Day is HERE! 🦫❄️ @AdamKlotzFNC is LIVE from Punxsutawney, PA as Phil makes his big call. Shadow or no shadow? Watch live this morning! pic.twitter.com/fReTT49MuO

— FOX & Friends (@foxandfriends) February 2, 2026

“The Grammy Awards are the WORST, virtually unwatchable! CBS is lucky not to have this garbage litter their airwaves any longer. The host, Trevor Noah, whoever he may be, is almost as bad as Jimmy Kimmel at the Low Ratings Academy Awards. Noah said, INCORRECTLY about me, that Donald Trump and Bill Clinton spent time on Epstein Island. WRONG!!! I can’t speak for Bill, but I have never been to Epstein Island, nor anywhere close, and until tonight’s false and defamatory statement, have never been accused of being there, not even by the Fake News Media. Noah, a total loser, better get his facts straight, and get them straight fast. It looks like I’ll be sending my lawyers to sue this poor, pathetic, talentless, dope of an MC, and suing him for plenty$. Ask Little George Slopadopolus, and others, how that all worked out. Also ask CBS! Get ready Noah, I’m going to have some fun with you!” posted convicted felon President Trump at 1:01 AM on Monday.