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“Since President Trump’s inauguration, we have seen a dangerous trend of district court judges issuing nationwide injunctions that disrupt the implementation of federal policies. These sweeping rulings, often handed down by a single judge, threaten the constitutional balance of power by overriding the popular will of the American people as embodied in Congress and the President.”

“The Committee on the Judiciary has developed legislative reforms within our jurisdiction to address this misuse of judicial authority and to restore balance between the branches of the federal government. The Committee on Appropriations is likewise charged with an important Constitutional check: Congress’s power of the purse. As you develop appropriations for the federal judiciary, we respectfully urge you to consider appropriate language that would enhance judicial restraint and reaffirm democratic principles,” writes spandex-wearing grapple-freak Jim Jordan in a letter to House Appropriations Committee Chair Tom Cole and Financial Services/General Government Subcommittee Chair Dave Joyce, angling to get a non-spending matter tucked into the spending bill.

Convicted felon President Trump’s regime admitted in a Monday court filing they had sent a guy with a legal, legitimate order against deportation to El Salvadoran President Nayib Bukele’s dungeon and now lack jurisdiction to get him back, Politico reports on a first from those fucks.

“My wife and I attended a show at The Sharon L Morse Performing Arts Center that was advertised as a tribute to Dolly Parton, I was very disappointed. I think a better description of the show would have been ‘a drag queen show with some of Dolly Parton’s songs in the background.’ We walked out after about 15 minutes as well as about one-third of the audience,” writes Villager Jack Hooven to the editors of Villages-News.com, evidently not content let the early exit alone show his displeasure.

The page for the show at “The Sharon” center’s website literally says “Meet Tora Himan, the dazzling, larger-than-life, and fabulously curvy camp queen! Known for being the ultimate life-of-the-party, Tora is your go-to glam queen with a penchant for pumpkin spice, a love affair with glitter, and an unabashed embrace of her basic bitch persona that you just can’t help but adore. Tora’s journey began in the world of musical theatre, where, despite never landing the coveted boy roles, she gracefully transitioned into becoming the leading lady herself – ultimately blossoming into a full-time drag queen extraordinaire,” emphasis added for the first of new fewer than four occurrences of the string “drag” in a 261-word billing, which Señor Hooven obviously didn’t bother to read.

Still, he might as well be complaining that a Phish tribute band would be some dirty hippies in hemp hoodies… How many actual women do fucking Dolly Parton tributes these days? Lol.

A federal judge on Monday ordered a halt to convicted felon President Trump’s dickhead move revoking temporary protected status for 350,000 Venezuelan refugees in the United States.

Jason Galanis, the shitbag scam artist former Hunter Biden pal who was literally in prison when he testified at one of James Comer’s moronic hearings last year, is now a free man and no longer owes $162 million in restitution for his crimes ripping off Indian reservations, all thanks to convicted felon President Trump’s powers of commutation The New York Times’s Ken Vogel reports.

“The Iran-backed Houthi Terrorists have been decimated by the relentless strikes over the past two weeks. Many of their Fighters and Leaders are no longer with us. We hit them every day and night, Harder and harder. Their capabilities that threaten Shipping and the Region are rapidly being destroyed. Our attacks will continue until they are no longer a threat to Freedom of Navigation. The choice for the Houthis is clear: Stop shooting at US ships, and we will stop shooting at you.”

“Otherwise, we have only just begun, and the real pain is yet to come, for both the Houthis and their sponsors in Iran,” posted convicted felon President Trump on Monday, after years of claiming this kind of shit wouldn’t be happening if he hadn’t lost the 2020 election to Joe Biden.

Last year the fat fuck told incel podcaster Tim Pool that he doesn’t “want to see wars. I was in no wars other than we finished a war with ISIS, and we completed it, 100 percent complete. But I don’t want to see wars. I think it’s so horrible, so unnecessary, so costly in terms of lives and money in that order, and destroying these countries… It’s crazy. You can solve problems over a telephone. Instead, they start dropping bombs. I see, recently, they’re dropping bombs all over Yemen. You don’t have to do that. You can talk in such a way where they respect you and they listen to you.”

They don’t respect him and don’t want to talk to him. They don’t give a shit what he thinks.

“Charge her with domestic terrorism. Assault with a deadly weapon. Vandalism. And human rights violations. Don’t mess around” – The current top comment on the Breitbart article “Police: Florida Trump Hater Vandalized Tesla with ‘Large Wad’ of Gum,” posted Monday morning.

“A Florida woman has been arrested and charged with felony vandalism after allegedly attacking a Tesla with a ‘large wad’ of chewing gum that caused nearly $3,000 in damage to the electric vehicle built by Elon Musk. The disgusting attack was captured by the EV’s built-in cameras,” says the lede to the article about the arrest of 45 year-old Yamaris Marrero, who chewed the “deadly weapon.”

Yeah, it’s um, hard to tell here if this asshole is serious or is going extra with intentional self-parody after weeks of outrage exhaustion over the “domestic terrorism” that Attorney General Pam Bondi is serious about. Plus it was actually vandalism. And they seem to believe it’s a “human rights violation,” since based god Elon Musk has been going hard with the victimhood complex. But it’s the “assault with a deadly weapon” part that pushes this into some sort of knowing absurdity. Maybe.

Or maybe he’s serious. Most if not all of the upvoters are serious too. Breitbart’s full of assholes.

In his first ever extensive interview after his piece of shit client pleaded guilty to slaughtering 23 people at a Walmart on August 5, 2019, Texas MAGA terrorist Patrick Crusius’s defense attorney Joe Spencer tells El Paso Matters that Crusius “thought he had to stop the invasion because that’s what his president was telling him, which is just not rational” and that Crusius believed that “if he doesn’t do it, then nobody’s going to do it. He’s got to start” a race war against Latinos.

Having secured a deal to avoid the death penalty, Crusius is expected to finally plead guilty to the state-level charges on April 21st, nearly six years after the massacre that wounded 22 others on top of the murdered victims. The Army washout incel in 2023 pleaded guilty to 90 federal hate crime and weapons charges for which he was handed the same number of life sentences.

Even though it was obvious from the denials in asshole’s manifesto that Crusius believed he was acting on Trump’s command – something Donald and his minions also denied – El Paso Matters points out that this is the first confirmation from the defense team that yeah, he did actually believe that. It was a May 2019 MAGA rally in Panama City, Florida at which Trump said “I mean, you have 15,000 people marching up and you have hundreds and hundreds of people and you have two or three border security people that are brave and great,” Trump said, then falsely claiming that Border Patrol isn’t allowed to use weapons. “But how do you stop these people?” Trump said. One of Trump’s fans then shouted “Shoot them,” to which Donald laughed and smiled, saying “That’s only in the (Florida) Panhandle you can get away with that statement… Only in the Panhandle.”

Easiest money you ever made!

You don’t even need to be from Wisconsin, you just need to get people in the state to hold a picture of @TeamSchimel (can be on a phone/device or paper) in one hand and go thumbs up with the other hand.

Every time you do that you get $20 and they… https://t.co/2JqpcFmtpJ

— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) March 31, 2025

Convicted felon President Trump’s job approval rating on the economy is 18 percent underwater at 40 percent approve to 58 percent approve, per the most recent national AP-NORC survey.

“The Meridian Police Department is investigating an incident that occurred around 1:00 pm Saturday at the Tesla dealership on Franklin Road. The preliminary investigation determined that 70 year-old Christopher Talbot of Meridian made an obscene gesture toward a 49 year-old victim before hitting him with his car. Reports indicate the victim had been driving a truck with pro-Trump flags and had just parked and exited his vehicle when Talbot struck him with his car. The victim drove himself to a nearby hospital, where he was treated and released for non-life-threatening injuries,” says a Sunday press release from the Meridian, Idaho Police Department via CBS Boise affiliate KBOI.

“The victim was able to record Talbot’s license plate, leading officers to his home in Meridian. At the time of the incident, a protest was taking place at the Tesla dealership, with approximately 30 protesters and an estimated 200 counter-protesters in attendance. The victim was identified as a counter-protester at the event. Talbot was arrested without and booked into the Ada County Jail on one count of Aggravated Battery. The Meridian Police Department reminds people to respect everyone’s right to protest and express their 1st Amendment Rights without resorting to violence.”

What a true patriot, putting life and limb on the line to defend the car dealership of a brand founded by a billionaire who never has and almost certainly never will visit Meridian, Idaho, but maybe the victim can at least find an address to send his hospital bill for defending Tesla. Might work if he writes “Wounds suffered fighting for the future of the entire human race” on invoice line.

In related news, at least 17 Teslas were burned at dealership in Rome, Italy, while the patriots were asleep or just didn’t care enough to stand vigil outside all night, Roma Today reports.

Ohio Senator Jon Husted, the guy who replaced JD Vance, really sucked this morning on CNBC. Kind of painful to watch, but funny too as he stumbled his way into increasing taxes on the wealthy and then just said he’s for whatever convicted felon President Trump is for (no shit), claimed he’s “optimistic” the whole tariff shitshow’s going to work out for Ohioans, and excused away Donald’s shit about running again. Also tried to troll the hosts by calling the Cleveland Guardians the “Indians.”

“Three US Army Soldiers assigned to 1st Armored Brigade Combat Team, 3rd Infantry Division were found deceased in Lithuania today, March 31. The Soldiers, whose identities are being withheld pending notification of next of kin, went missing in the early morning hours of March 25 in their M88A2 Hercules armored recovery vehicle while conducting a mission to repair and tow an immobilized tactical vehicle. Search and recovery operations continue for the remaining fourth Soldier. US Army units supported by Lithuanian Armed Forces and law enforcement conducted a search and found the vehicle submerged in a body of water in the early hours of March 26.”

“The M88A2 was removed from the peat bog early Monday morning, March 31, after a six-day-long effort that required tremendous resources from Lithuania, our steadfast Ally, and hundreds of service members from the US Army, US Navy, Lithuanian Armed Forces and the Polish Armed Forces along with other elements from the Lithuanian government and civilian agencies to solve the engineering challenge of recovering the 63-ton-vehicle from an area surrounded by unstable ground conditions,” says a Monday press release from US Army Europe and Africa command.

Huh, almost like this would’ve been a bigger deal if it’d happened a year ago, and in a way that’s kind revelatory of the media ecosystem: That it’s not just that the “bias” left-leaning audiences perceive in the MSM gives Trump’s Regime a pass they wouldn’t to Biden – deliberate or otherwise it still got us here. Less ambiguous however is the fact that the sum total collective attention of global news organizations only has so much bandwidth in it, that the Biden years were mostly pretty boring and this story and the guaranteed manufactured MAGA outrage over it being somehow the end result of his policies simply would have filled in the gaps that aren’t there now that the fat fuck put a binge drinking idiot in charge of the military is actively trying to destroy the US economy.

Convicted felon President Trump’s already failed second administration is weighing plans to bail out farmers, again, after realizing how badly they’ll get fucked by his stupid trade war, the New York Times reports while estimating that it’d be far costlier than the $23 billion shelled out last time.

But, you know how it goes. It’s only socialism when it’s money for schools or veterans’ health care or biomedical research grants to scientists who were working on cancer vaccines. America’s farmers are hard-working decent folk who go to church and only hire illegals with fake social security numbers to do all the backbreaking work milking cows and picking strawberries because the Obama and Biden Administrations couldn’t get any legislation passed to fix that. Democrats hate farmers.

That’s why Morgan Wallen walked off the set at Saturday Night Live and then posted on Instagram about it. It was a big deal. Mediaite had lots of coverage of that story. It went viral on Sunday.

NEWSMAX announced that its Class B Common Stock will begin trading Monday on the New York Stock Exchange under the symbol “NMAX” soon after the market opens. https://t.co/RUgDXzGjGY

— NEWSMAX (@NEWSMAX) March 31, 2025

The driver on the bus’s gun went blam-blam-blam, blam-blam-blam, blam-blam-blam, NBC 6 Miami reports reports reports, on their website. Two passengers were airlifted to a hospital, airlifted to a hospital, airlifted to a hospital, two passengers were airlifted to a hospital after being shot.

There they were pronounced dead dead dead, dead dead dead, dead dead dead, the disruptive passengers were pronounced dead. The driver of the bus is under investigation, under investigation, under investigation, the driver of the bus is under investigation, but he hasn’t been charged yet.

Miami-Dade Transit officials had no comment, had no comment, had no comment, Miami-Dade Transit officials had no comment. Witness Wabe God said he heard six shots fired, heard six shots fired, heard six shots fired, witness Wabe God seriously is named Wabe God, lol through the town.

Georgia Senator Jon Ossoff, probably the most vulnerable Dem incumbent in 2026, was pretty transparent Sunday in his bid to choose his own opponent by taunting insane white nationalist Congresswoman Marjorie Taylor Greene, telling CNN that he doesn’t “think that she’s got the guts to do it. But she would be a disaster in the United States Senate,” per the Atlanta Journal-Constitution.

Ossoff would obviously be considerably less imperiled if facing Greene rather than term-limited Governor Brian Kemp. Senate Republicans are working hard to recruit Kemp given his solid wins during the 2018 Blue Wave and in 2022 when the “Red Wave” failed to put CTE-brained moron Herschel Walker in the seat held by other Dem Reverend Senator Raphael Warnock, though so far Greene’s the only one to signal interest in a run for Senate – or governor. Kemp, on the other hand, has been worrying Peach State Republicans by what they see as signs he’ll pass and instead try to run for president in 2028. “Without Kemp in the race, the GOP doesn’t just need a candidate, it needs a warrior ready to crush the opposition and put hardworking Georgians first,” said some dickhead aide to complete chode Congressman Rich McCormick, one possible backup contender.

The funniest possible outcome would of course be if Greene and Kemp both run and Dem voters rush the open primary to put Sporkfoot over the top. Thing is that Kemp’s pretty shrewd and may have already simply decided against putting himself on the line in what’s shaping up to be a rough year for MAGA. Or he could be waiting to see how this November shakes out. Who the hell knows.

Freed Israeli hostage calls on Trump to end war, bring remaining hostages home https://t.co/rH7BZBehIk pic.twitter.com/fawLazESnn

— New York Post (@nypost) March 31, 2025

A French court on Monday sentenced far right extremist Marine Le Pen to the political death penalty, two years in prison plus a five year ban of running for office ahead of an expected 2027 repeat bid for the presidency after convicting her and 20 others of an embezzlement scam, France24 reports.

The first and most immediate international reaction came from – sur-fucking-prise – the Kremlin, where rapey-mustached spokesman Dmitry Peskov told reporters “More and more European capitals are going down the path of violating democratic norms,” as if he wouldn’t be thrown out of a 10th story window today if he fucked up and wore a light blue tie with a yellow Oxford shirt to work.

Well that was actually the only international reaction mentioned in France24 English’s article, there could’ve been others. The reporters had to know Vlad’s regime would be very prompt with not at all beating the charges of deep connections to right wing nationalists in NATO countries.