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Fuck you, Americans. You mean nothing now that we’re in power. Your “concerns” are but the squeaks of ants watching the boot of our machine rushing down from above. An adjustment is coming and you are to be adjusted. We will be fine. Even better than fine. You, however, will suffer.

A new NBC News national survey finds convicted felon President Trump’s approval rating on his handling of the economy – 54 percent disapprove, 44 percent approve – and how he’s handling the cost of living – 55 percent disapprove, 42 percent approve – his lowest ever, and the first time he’s ever been underwater in their polling since he first weaseled his way into office in 2017.

(1) This should’ve been last night, but life gets in the way of National Zero sometimes.

(2) This movie should have been should not have been made. Or at least named as such. World War Z absolutely sucks as an adaptation of Max Brooks’s (son of Mel) seminal fictitious oral history of the zombie war. Seriously it’s a riveting, heartbreaking read that begged for a proper treatment in the form of a lengthy TV series. This movie does not do the book justice. Not even close.

(3) However, as strictly a zombie thriller, in a vacuum, World War Z is pretty freaking solid, even at a PG-13 rating. If it had been named War of the Dead or something, no fans of the book would have complained. Or even noticed, that’s how little of the source material’s plot had been adapted. The only one that sticks out, specifically set in Israel and how the country fortifies itself, is actually also the dumbest part of this movie given its lack of realism. Everything else was done very well.

“The Fake News, as usual, is at it again! Why can’t they be honest, just for once? Last night I read that President Vladimir Putin of Russia kept my Highly Respected Ambassador and Special Envoy, Steve Witkoff, waiting for over nine hours when, in fact, there was no wait whatsoever.”

“Other meetings with other Representatives of Russia did take place and, obviously, they took some time, but they were very productive. From there, things went quickly and efficiently, and all signs seem to be, hopefully, very good! In conclusion, there was no nine hour wait, or any wait at all! The only reason they made up that story is to try and DEMEAN, because they are sick degenerates, that have to start reporting the News correctly. This is why they have lost their ratings, their audience, and respect. Thank you for your attention to this matter and, GOD BLESS AMERICA!” posted convicted felon President Trump on Saturday, obviously sensitive about certain reporting.

Thing is that it wasn’t CNN or the New York Times who printed that about Witkoff being dicked around but the UK’s Sky News. And they’re just the most cited by others – the New York Post also mentions it apparently independently, writing “Putin met with Witkoff late Thursday after having kept the American waiting since roughly 12:30 pm, according to flight tracking data and Russian reports.”

The “Russian reports” were not elaborated upon further but it’s not a sucker’s bet that they’d be regime-friendly media outlets keen on hyping up Putin’s petty domination display over Witkoff.

“You give POSchumer far too much credit” – The current top comment on a Saturday morning PJ Media column headlined “Did Schumer Deliberately Enrage Democrats in Order to Unite Them?”

It’s something of a rare gem of a Trump fanboy comment in that it’s the voice of reason in contrast to the content above. The column by some assclown Rick Moran itself is kind of on-brand for PJ Media and the other sites under its umbrella – Townhall, RedState, HotAir, etc – in which the opinion/analysis tends goes into these freaking weird ass ruminations where they’re worrying their fellow MAGA assholes are underestimating this or that potential political threat to the reich.

And yeah, “Schumer isn’t stupid. It may be that he’s using up his prestige, carefully husbanded over his 30 years in Washington, to act as a punching bag to unite the Democrats in any way possible,” is proooooobably overestimating the acumen and motives of current Dem Senate minority leader.

Canadian entrepreneur Jasmine Mooney, a 35 year-old white woman with a bougie water brand is finally free after 12 days in various ICE detention facilities in Arizona and California, her arrest coming on March 3rd when she tried to enter via the border crossing between Tijuana on a “TN work visa” that had been revoked in November, 10 News San Diego reports, adding the ICE squad putting her on a flight to Vancouver went out of the way to avoid the station’s cameras.

“They drove off and then they took me in the back because they didn’t want any media attention, so they just snuck me in,” Mooney, a former B-movie actress, said in a phone call to the station from the tarmac before her flight to Vancouver took off, adding that she saw the news crew waiting and confirmed that’s why the ICE van sped off to another entrance. “I was in the back, all like, in chains.”

Reporting elsewhere indicated that Mooney was held in the same conditions as and along with Central American migrants, stuck in a large jail cell all day with one sink and toilet between 30+ women, forced to sleep on a concrete floor with just mats. Inhumane no matter who you are, attractive white woman or not. The real question is why the fuck she was detained at all rather than simply turned away. ICE did not respond to any requests for comment on that issue.

“If it wasn’t for Brittany and my friends with a ton of resources and my family and you guys and your story, I would still be in there,” said Mooney after the “inhumane” ordeal was over.

New deliveries of Ketamine Brain’s hideous electric shitbox have been halted by Tesla due to a loose panel on the trim of the roofline that has been flying off for owners, Jalopnik reports.

Sources tell the Wall Street Journal that Saudi Crown Prince Mohammed Bonesaw’s plan to build The Line, a pair of 1,600 ft tall, 106 mile skyscrapers stretching across a deeply inhospitable region of his country’s desert wasteland is running into certain difficulties and may end up breaking both its target completion date of 2080 and its cost estimate of $8.8 trillion if things don’t change soon.

The bummer of an outlook on hitting those goals comes from the fact that $50 billion has already been spent and all they have to show for it is a golf resort at one end of “Neom,” the futuristic cyberpunk metropolis inspired by Bonesaw’s love of sci-fi and video games, of which The Line is intended to be the centerpiece. The centerpiece of The Line is “The Chandelier” described by the Journal as “essentially an empty glass building more than 30 stories tall – is planned to hang upside down from a giant steel bridge in the Line. It was designed by Marvel film designer Olivier Pron, who was brought in because staff knew the prince liked his movies, some of the former employees said.”

Neom execs were hoping to have at least 10 miles of The Line built by 2030, which the Journal estimates equivalent to constructing three times the square footage of all office space in Midtown Manhattan in five years – plus the multiple theaters and amusement parks suspended in between The Line’s skyscrapers. Burdened by expenses from not getting all this shit built, pencil pushers involved with the project have taken to boosting the “internal rate of return.” For example, fees for an “inventive glamping” site that hasn’t been built yet were readjusted to $704 a night, up from $216, ahead of a big presentation to potential investors. New York-based consultancy McKinsey helped them come up with that idea as a value-add to their $145 million fee for overseeing the project.

Convicted felon President Trump, investigated multiple times by this very agency, will triumphally address his conquered foes in a norms-breaking visit to the Justice Department on Friday.

In what’s sure to be a major test of the Speech and Debate Clause, South Carolina man Brian Musgrave on Friday filed a defamation lawsuit against crazy Congresswoman Nancy Mace’s speech to the House floor last month in which she accused Musgrave, a business associate of her ex-fiancee Patrick Bryant, and two others of engaging in sex trafficking, Palmetto Politics reports.

“Perhaps the defendants felt that the message was so powerful that a little collateral damage in the form of Brian Musgrave’s name and reputation was acceptable,” Musgrave’s lawyers wrote in the complaint, filed in a Charleston federal court. “It is not acceptable to Brian Musgrave. It is not acceptable to his family. While the speech and debate clause of the United States Constitution affords broad protection to members of Congress acting as part of its deliberative process, it does not transform the floor of Congress into a sanctuary for defamation, nor does it protect Congresswoman Mace’s extra-Congressional defamatory statements surrounding her speech.”

It was pretty goddamned obvious that was why Mace read it on the floor rather than tweeted it in a video or whatever, so any sane, functional justice system would probably use this case to set a new minimum reasonable standard for where the limitations are rather than just letting them say whatever the fuck they want and then retroactively shoehorning in some specious “legislative purpose” to dodge consequences. Key words there being “sane” and “functional” so who knows what the hell’s going to happen. You could do a lot worse for a test case. Would help if Musgrave doesn’t end up accepting a settlement before such precedent is set, even if it takes years. If he’s unafraid of discovery then he should be willing to see this through. It’d be some measure of justice after Lindsey Graham, David Perdue, Kelly Loeffler, Scott Perry, Ron Johnson, and all those other twats got away from with the 2020 coup attempt simply because of the Speech and Debate Clause.

House Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries refused to answer Friday when asked if Chuck Schumer should remain Senate Dem leader, saying simply “Next question,” per a clip by Acyn Torabi.

This is five minutes, but it’s worth a listen to get into the persecuted heart of darkness inside Michigan Congresskaren Lisa McClain as she talks to CNN’s Boris Sanchez like he’s a teenager – specifcally one of the honor students in the class who calmly tells a teacher why she’s full of shit.

From an email sent out from a TSA official to the agency’s bomb-sniffing dog handlers, obtained by Fox News reporter Jennifer Griffin: “As of the moment, ALL requests for everything to include (Vet visits, kenneling, dog food, etc…) have been put on hold until we receive further guidance. I apologize for the confusion, but due to new guidance sent out last night, nothing is being approved at this time. Once I receive an update, I will be sure to share with all of you.”

Griffin’s one of the (very few remaining) functional adults at Fox, basically the reporting side’s Jessica Tarlov. Needed to point that out, even if it otherwise should be obvious given how fucked up this is, that the Trump regime won’t pay for veterinary care or even food for TSA K9s.

“During overflights on March 7 and 11, AVO measured significantly elevated volcanic gas emissions from Mount Spurr volcano. Newly reactivated fumaroles (gas vents) were also seen at the volcano’s Crater Peak vent. Elevated earthquake activity and ground deformation continue. The increase in gas emissions confirms that new magma has intruded into the Earth’s crust beneath the volcano and indicates that an eruption is likely, but not certain, to occur within the next few weeks or months. The most likely outcome of the current unrest is an explosive eruption (or eruptions) like those that occurred in 1953 and 1992. Those eruptions each lasted a few hours and produced ash clouds that were carried downwind for hundreds of miles and minor ashfall (up to about ¼ inch) on southcentral Alaska communities. We expect to see further increases in seismic activity, gas emissions, and surface heating prior to an eruption, if one were to occur. Such stronger unrest may provide days to weeks of additional warning,” says an update from the Alaska Volcano Observatory.

“Consumer sentiment slid another 11 percent this month, with declines seen consistently across all groups by age, education, income, wealth, political affiliations, and geographic regions. Sentiment has now fallen three consecutive months and is currently down 22 percent from December 2024.”

“While current economic conditions were little changed, expectations for the future deteriorated across multiple facets of the economy, including personal finances, labor markets, inflation, business conditions, and stock markets. Many consumers cited the high level of uncertainty around policy and other economic factors; frequent gyrations in economic policies make it very difficult for consumers to plan for the future, regardless of one’s policy preferences. Consumers from all three political affiliations are in agreement that the outlook has weakened since February.”

“Despite their greater confidence following the election, Republicans posted a sizable 10 percent decline in their expectations index in March. For Independents and Democrats, the expectations index declined an even steeper 12 and 24 percent, respectively,” says the University of Michigan’s Survey of Consumers’ mid-month reports. Ouch to the Trump Reich on that Republican voter hit.

Political reporter Tara Palmeri is now Substacker Tara Palmeri and her new blog’s second edition alleges the usual insanity inside the Orange God Emperor’s retinue, that people are “fucking furious” with Elon Musk for that interview with cokehead Larry Kudlow in which Ketamine Head said “Most of the federal spending is entitlements… That’s the big one to eliminate,” which most observers correctly took to mean that Social Security, Medicaid, and Medicare are on the chopping block.

Fear of and hatred toward Musk are in abundance in the White House, even with top dog Chief of Staff Susie Wiles. “He treats like a secretary in front of people,” a source told Palmeri. “The second most powerful person in Washington, the first woman and someone who has done a good job of keeping the trains running on time.” Another said “The staff hates him… Part of it is policy and part is that he’s not human.” In the cabinet they’re just as angry. “They’re like ‘Fuck this guy, he’s not communicating what he’s going to cut, he’s just cutting,'” said a source. “Whenever they get a call, everything goes to shit. They’re trying to run their agencies, and then they have this guy who thinks he’s trimming the fat, but it isn’t fat… He treats cabinet secretaries like they’re messenger boys.”

This was all before Musk’s entitlements fuckup, after which one “Republican operative close to the White House,” quoted revealed more about the GOP than anything about Musk’s relationship with Trump and the two assholes’ day to-day as they steer the ship of state toward the rocks:

“Medicaid isn’t just for Black people in the ghetto, these are our voters.”

In the middle of this hustler’s pitch he admitted to anchormoron Maria Bartiromo he hadn’t seen the Atlanta Fed’s recent forecast that growth would hit negative 2.8 percent this quarter.

Participants in a recent focus group of Michigan voters acted with alarm at convicted felon President Trump’s first weeks back in office, with one calling the fat fuck’s actions and behavior in public settings “so erratic, and it’s getting to the point where I’m almost scared to watch the news. I mean, it’s a little bit frightening ’cause each day is something new, so you get a little anxious.”

Another Shannon B, of Livonia, said she doesn’t “feel like he was this aggressive last time because I don’t think anyone would’ve voted for him if they expected to see what we’re seeing now.” Phil L, of Dearborn Heights, was downright disturbed over the trade war shit, saying “I mean, Canada? When have we ever had issues with Canada? We barely have a border. You can go in and out of the country and a lot of places, a lot of states. I think we’re just barking up the wrong tree with this.”

Therese L, of Commerce Township, fumed over the viral image of a crowned Trump, the “long live the king” comment, saying “He who saves his country doesn’t violate any law. He is acting like a dictator.” Mike L, from the same town, said Trump “campaigned on lowering prices and making things more affordable for working-class people. He’s moving in the opposite direction.”

Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau will at 11 AM EDT on Friday morning officially tender his resignation and his successor, fellow Liberal Mark Carney, the former governor of the Bank of Canada from 2008 to 2013 and governor of the Bank of England from 2013 to 2020, CTV reports.

Carney steps in to a dramatically changed political situation for Canada’s Liberals, who had been on their asses prior to convicted felon US President Trump’s return to power. The imposition of tariffs and the threat of more from the fat fuck sapped the initial excitement among Canuck Conservatives and led to them turning against American right wingers. Canada’s Liberals now go into the next period with renewed momentum and Carney’s favored to survive elections expected this spring.