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Dem Minnesota Senator Amy Klobuchar on Thursday officially launched her gubernatorial bid on Thursday, moving swiftly to succeed the retiring Gov Tim Walz (who might have been in much better shape if he’d just waited). Klobuchar’s move all but certainly ends what had been a contentious-ish primary between Congresswoman Angie Craig and Lt Gov Peggy Flanagan to succeed retiring other Senator Tina Smith as now they can both run for the two open seats separately.

🚨 BREAKING EXCLUSIVE: Greg Bovino traveled to Mt. Rushmore to deliver a message to his men after being removed from Minneapolis, and agents being put on leave

“I want you to know: I’ve got your back, now and always—I love you, I support you, and I salute you.”

Bovino coined… pic.twitter.com/xnOR6xFHUP

— Nick Sortor (@nicksortor) January 29, 2026

Deprived of his own official social media channels and his assignment to Minnesota after his men murdered an innocent civilian in broad daylight, fall guy Greg Bovino used MAGA influencer douchebag Nick Sortor’s Twitter account to issue one (apparently) final salute to his men from a neighboring state and not his actual post in El Centro, California. It’s not clear if any visitors to Mount Rushmore mistook him for a park ranger and reported that a nearby men’s room toilet was clogged.

“US Senator Susan Collins today announced that US Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) has ceased its enhanced operations in the State of Maine. The announcement comes after several direct communications between Secretary of Homeland Security Kristi Noem and Senator Collins.”

“‘While the Department of Homeland Security does not confirm law enforcement operations, I can report that Secretary Noem has informed me that ICE has ended its enhanced activities in the State of Maine,’ said Senator Collins. ‘There are currently no ongoing or planned large-scale ICE operations here. I have been urging Secretary Noem and others in the Administration to get ICE to reconsider its approach to immigration enforcement in the state. I appreciate the Secretary’s willingness to listen to and consider my recommendations and her personal attention to the situation in Maine. ICE and Customs and Border Patrol will continue their normal operations that have been ongoing here for many years. I will continue to work with the Secretary on efforts to end illegal immigration, drug smuggling, and other transnational criminal activity,'” says Concern Lady’s office in a statement.

That Sue’s willing to piss off MAGA Mainers in the hopes of appealing to swing voters is telling.

In an email someone with an agenda leaked to Reuters, top ICE leadership this week commanded agents “DO NOT COMMUNICATE OR ENGAGE WITH AGITATORS… It serves no purpose other than inflaming the situation. No one is going to convince the other. The only communication should be the officers issuing commands.” This of course raises the question of what exactly constitutes “issuing commands,” as “get the fuck out of the way” would seem as “engaging” too, wouldn’t it?

A Dem former member of the Ohio state House of Representatives, now running for Attorney General, is bunching up some panties over at far right propaganda site TownHall.com, who are screaming in horror that a leftist would dare suggest that convicted felon President Trump face the death penalty for his crimes against American democracy. “There is a very scary and dangerous mentality taking hold on the Left that involves their post-Trump administration fantasies and the ways they’ll weaponize the government to punish President Trump, Republican politicians, and even Republican voters,” the outlet writes about attorney and non-profit CEO Elliot Forhan.

Yes, you guessed correctly: There’s zero mention of any of the many occasions in which the fat fuck publicly called for his political opponents to be executed, the most recent being about two months ago when he had a fucking meltdown and said Senator Mark Kelly and the five other Dems should be hanged for simply reminding service members that they have a duty to disobey illegal orders.

No surprise there from Town Hall. You could however argue that Forhan – who was elected in 2022 and served only one term and then got absolutely destroyed in the 2024 primary for his state House seat – is definitely a little more direct in his pledge, saying “Hi. This is Elliot Forhan, candidate for Ohio Attorney General. I want to tell you what I mean when I say that I’m going to kill Donald Trump.”

Ughhhhhh man this whole “documentary” thing is just such a freaking joke. Part of it is sad too…

Investigators trying to figure out what caused a luxury private jet carrying six passengers from Houston, Texas to Paris, France to crash in Bangor, Maine amid heavy snow on Sunday night are finding themselves hampered by heavy snow covering the wreckage of the aircraft, the AP reports.

The Bombardier Challenger 600 owned by Houston law firm Arnold and Itkin, carrying attorney Tara Arnold and Joel Osteen Ministries employee Shawna Collins, among others, had stopped at Bangor’s airport to refuel and de-ice when the weather grew increasingly shitty. The conditions prompted another plane to abort its takeoff because of poor visibility and ice accumulating on the wings.

But yeah, it’s still not entirely clear what caused the plane to crash shortly after lifting off.

“Attorney General Ken Paxton is demanding information from Cypress-Fairbanks and Grapevine-Colleyville Independent School Districts (‘ISDs’). The information demands are part of an ongoing investigation regarding the schools’ ties to the Islamic Games of North America, which hosts events sponsored by a chapter of a designated foreign terrorist organization – the Council on American-Islamic Relations (‘CAIR’). In November 2025, the Islamic Games of North America announced plans to host an event at Bridgeland High School in October 2026. It was noted that the New Jersey chapter of CAIR (‘CAIR NJ’) would be a sponsor of the event. In addition, the Dallas Islamic Games had been set to be hosted in May at Colleyville Heritage High School. Public statements and reporting have indicated that one or both of the events has been cancelled or rescheduled.”

“‘The spread of radical Islam in Texas must be stopped, and if school districts are continuing to promote or partner with organizations tied to an FTO, that ends now,’ said Attorney General Paxton.”

“‘I will ensure that taxpayers’ dollars are not materially supporting activities by Islamist terrorists in violation of Texas law.’ On November 18, 2025, Governor Greg Abbott designated CAIR as a foreign terrorist organization and transnational criminal organization under Texas law. On January 21, 2026, Governor Abbott notified school officials that Texas law prohibits this illegal activity from taking place on public school property. As Texas’s Chief Law Enforcement Officer, Attorney General Paxton will ensure that state law is enforced and that taxpayer funds are not used to materially support terrorist organizations or their affiliates. As part of the investigation, Attorney General Paxton has demanded communications, contracts, and related documents between the ISDs, the Islamic Games of North America, and CAIR or its affiliated chapters,” says Picasso-face’s office in a statement.

Minneapolis — A masked rioter who had her hand injured falls to the ground and rolls around dramatically. Her comrades call for "medics" to come help. Part of the riot teams include "medic" brigades — fellow rioters tasked with providing basic first aid. https://t.co/I98lmhMc6a

— Andy Ngo (@MrAndyNgo) January 28, 2026

So obnoxious and ubiquitous are AI chatbot-generated papers that some college kids who actually write their own papers are turning to different chatbots to tweak them to make sure they’re not going to be wrongly accused of using an AI chatbot to have generated them, NBC News reports.

And of course the cheaters are using those very same tools to “humanize” their papers. And professors are using those tools to check for artificially “humanized” papers. One of the tools,GPTZero, rated the above content as “100 percent human.” Make of that what you will.

Flipping through MAGA propaganda site articles with headlines like “Here’s Why Many Say the Ilhan Omar Assault Was Staged” – titled as such because the writer’s too much of a pussy to just say it himself – it was already obvious that they want to disown such an incompetent douchebag like Anthony Kazmierczak. Now they’ll just double down as, per the New York Post, a hazmat team determined that the substance in the syringe wielded by Kazmierczak was apple cider vinegar.

Can’t really blame them for being unable to countenance that this fucking slob was one of theirs and instead he was somehow paid by Omar to stage the “attack” – scare quotes used there because it was so lame, not that it was a false flag. Just like the filthy Q-pilled former hippie that smashed in Paul Pelosi’s skull and the trailer trash who sacked the Capitol on January 6th, they refuse to allow themselves to come to grips with who they really are: People so defunct that they think goddamned apple cider vinegar is an effective weapon against the “Somali invasion” of Minnesota.

A “bomb cyclone” – as in something that isn’t actually new but weather media needed some obnoxious, attention-grabbing name to apply to an atmospheric phenomena so here it is in the goddamned headline – could hit the US East Coast this weekend, Fox 5 WNYW reports.

Forecasters expect causing brutal wind and snow conditions possibly even worse than last weekend’s storm that dumped a shit ton of frozen precipitation and killed at least 40 people, but can’t exactly nail down just where will be hit hardest. The storm could mostly brush the outer edges of the Carolinas down south and eastern Long Island/Cape Cod in the north or it could aim directly for New York City and thus a lot of the coast on that path. Thus your sucky experience may vary.

The two Border Patrol agents who shot and killed Minneapolis nurse Alex Pretti on Saturday have been placed on administrative leave, Fox News’s Bill Melugin reports, adding that this is SOP following a shooting. Unclear is why it didn’t happen on Saturday afternoon then if it’s SOP.

Portland, Maine cops arrested nine out of about 50 anti-ICE protestors who had showed up to Senator Susan “Concern Lady” Collins’s office in the city to demand the feckless “RINO” do something about the Trump Regime’s fascist brutality being visited upon the state, CBS reports.

“The group was repeatedly told if they did not disperse, individuals would be charged with Criminal Trespass. After several warnings, many of the protesters left the building, while nine remained and asked to be arrested,” the Portland Police Department said in a statement Tuesday.

Unsurprising, non-shocking, so on and so forth that this fat bastard caveats his “people shouldn’t do this” under the predicate that Ilhan Omar has been encouraging libs to assault ICE agents.

“Hangovers and regret typically go hand in hand, especially the day after the Big Game. But not when you’ve got a free Carl’s Jr Hangover Burger in your grip. The morning after the Big Game is about more than just nursing pain from the night before, it’s about recovering from the confident game day calls that didn’t quite work out. Whether it’s a bold prediction that missed the mark, a questionable food choice, a group text boast gone wrong, or that social media post you regret, millions of fans have made tragic game day decisions. Carl’s Jr is here to help them recover from both the physical and emotional fallout,” says Carl’s Jr in yet another grating non-NFL sponsor corporate press release that can’t stop won’t stop with the “Big Game” bullshit.

Texas double murderer Charles Thompson probably has some regrets as he faces lethal injection at some point on Wednesday – the scheduled time of which the Texas Tribune did not mention in their reporting. Most would assume that first and foremost would be the fatal 1998 shooting of his ex-girlfriend Dennise Hayslip and her friend Darren Cain at Hayslip’s apartment. But maybe just as high on the list would be the way Thompson squandered the daring escape he pulled off in November 2005 just days after he was resentenced to death after getting it tossed on a technicality.

Thompson, who had managed to hang onto the defendant clothes he’d worn to the resentencing hearings, simply changed into them and confidently walked out of a Harris County jail he’d been staying at during the appearances, waved through by guards who had assumed he was an employee with the state Attorney General’s office. He then spent three days on the lam, riding a freight train to Louisiana and then mixing in with the thousands displaced by Hurricane Katrina. Where he fucked up was in Shreveport, getting drunk at a liquor store and then spotted in a phone booth outside while calling friends to ask them to wire him money so he could head north and escape to Canada.

Yeah, Thompson would have in all likelihood been caught eventually but that’s so freaking lame to get picked up like that instead of getting tackled while bolting across rooftops or cornered in an alleyway by a dozen squad cars in a full-on manhunt. That’s gotta sting worse than the needle.

Hungarian prosecutors loyal to dictator Viktor Orban on Wednesday charged Budapest Mayor Gergely Karacsony for his role in organizing and leading last June’s LGBTQ+ Pride parade that went off in defiance of the regime’s ban, CNN reports on some sour grapes and butthurt from Little Vik.

“The prosecution has filed charges and wants to impose a financial penalty on me without a court hearing, simply because we held the largest freedom march of the past decades. The fact that hundreds of thousands of people came, that you came, turned that day into an unforgettable miracle,” Karacsony said in a statement, adding “Despite every threat and every punishment, I will fight it – because when people who want to live, to love, to be happy are simply betrayed by their own country, betrayed by their government, resistance is a duty.” It’s not clear what penalties the mayor faces for his defiance of the regime’s DeSantis-like crackdown attempts.

MAGA Congressman Mark Harris is downright sick and tired of the media airing regular Americans’ economic grievances and driving a “doom and gloom” narrative but expressed confidence on Wednesday to a Fox Newsbot that voters are “on the edge of feeling” the benefits of MAGAnomics.