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No Tax On Tips has passed the House!

Promises Made. Promises Kept.

That’s how MAGA works!

— Lauren Boebert (@laurenboebert) February 26, 2025

…otherwise the 37 year-old grandma might have some employees quitting on her for not fighting harder to put more money in their pockets after a hard shift serving Colorado MAGA hicks.

“Drugs are still pouring into our Country from Mexico and Canada at very high and unacceptable levels. A large percentage of these Drugs, much of them in the form of Fentanyl, are made in, and supplied by, China. More than 100,000 people died last year due to the distribution of these dangerous and highly addictive POISONS. Millions of people have died over the last two decades.”

“The families of the victims are devastated and, in many instances, virtually destroyed. We cannot allow this scourge to continue to harm the USA, and therefore, until it stops, or is seriously limited, the proposed TARIFFS scheduled to go into effect on MARCH FOURTH will, indeed, go into effect, as scheduled. China will likewise be charged an additional 10 percent Tariff on that date. The April Second Reciprocal Tariff date will remain in full force and effect. Thank you for your attention to this matter. GOD BLESS AMERICA!” posted convicted felon President Trump on Thursday.

Hear that Canada and Mexico? You have six days to make meaningless performative changes to your border policies. Wouldn’t hurt to also quietly award a $10 billion tax abatement for xAI data centers that use more electricity in a day than Wyoming does in a week and Trump-branded resorts that are exempt from fire safety inspections. Riyadh will fax you the details on groundbreaking.

Credibly accused sex traffickers and far right influencers Andrew and Tristan Tate headed to the United States on Thursday after Romanian prosecutors lifted a travel ban on them, the AP reports.

In a statement, Romania’s anti-organized crime agency said that prosecutors approved a “request to modify the obligation preventing the defendants from leaving Romania,” but that other control measures remained in place. “These include the requirement to appear before authorities whenever summoned… The defendants have been warned that deliberately violating these obligations may result in judicial control being replaced with a stricter deprivation of liberty measure.”

The agency notably didn’t say who had made the request, though it’s not hard to guess considering that just last week the Financial Times reported that convicted felon President Trump’s “special envoy” Dick Grenell had been pressuring Foreign Minister Emil Hurezeanu to let the two assholes go.

Grenell had claimed earlier this month that Romania was the “latest example” of funds disbursed by USAID supposedly being “weaponized against people and politicians who weren’t woke.” No doubt that there’s some goddamned line item somewhere on the now-destroyed international aid agency’s books that said “$1.2 million for prosecutorial evidence handling training in Romania” or something like that. This is worth raising because it’ll serve as the pretext for refusing to cooperate with a Romanian extradition warrant if and when a judge determines that the two incel community idols had violated their “judicial control measures” and ordered to turn themselves back in.

President So Much Better For The Economy Than Sleepy Joe and Crazy Kamala is not actually better for the economy and won’t be anytime soon, Bloomberg News reports from a wide array of reports and outlooks from various eggheads and worrywarts across the financial industry.

“Our outlook is very much for inflation to be coming back. We’ve been saying second half of this year, but it seems like the pressures are already starting to build,” Economist Lauren Saidel-Baker at ITR, adding that, that outlook can and probably will get worse with respect to tariffs and immigration policy. “I want to be absolutely clear: there are upside risks to our inflation outlook. It’s been really the labor that is remaining stickier, keeping inflation higher. I see no relief on the horizon.”

“References to inflation and prices in general continue to rank high in write-in responses. Most notably, comments on the current administration and its policies dominated the responses,” wrote Stephanie Guichard, senior global economist at The Conference Board, in a statement on Tuesday.

Charlotte, North Carolina idiot Diego Adame called 911 around 12:45 am on Tuesday, February 18th to ask for help getting out of his self-inflicted predicament, specifically that he had BASE jumped off Museum Tower and snagged his parachute on the facade about 100 ft up, Queen City News reports.

“I’m suspended from the side of the building,” Adame told the dispatcher, who then asked for more details. “I’m suspended with a parachute right now…” Adame continued in the awkward phone call, explaining that he wasn’t hurt. ”But… if I fall it’s a lethal height sooo… I’m above the valet parking.”

The 31 year-old Adame was finally hoisted up to the roof just about an hour later and arrested for trespassing. Charlotte Fire officials reminded the public not to fucking BASE jump off buildings.

Mmmmmmmhhh… Oh yeahhhh… Ohhh check out this big gaping volcano in Hawaii. Uhhhnnnnn, so fucking hot. So much fluid erupting while everything just quivers with a sweet release. Mmhm, yeah.

“Thank you for your letters to the Department of Justice (Department) dated February 11, 2025, and February 19, 2025. We are sending an identical response to the other Member who joined your letters. In your letters, you requested briefings about any documents in the Department’s possession relating to the investigation and prosecution of Jeffrey Epstein and about the declassification of records regarding the assassinations of President John F Kennedy, Senator Robert F Kennedy, and the Reverend Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr pursuant to Executive Order 14176. You also requested written confirmation of the date and location of those records’ release. The integrity of criminal investigations and prosecutions is essential to every component of the Department’s mission to uphold the rule of law, keep our nation safe, and protect civil rights. The Department remains committed to meeting its legal record keeping obligations as it pursues that mission.”

“We are reviewing your requests and look forward to engaging further to accommodate your oversight and legislative needs. We hope this information is helpful. Please do not hesitate to contact this office if we may provide additional assistance regarding this or any other matter,” writes the DOJ in response to MAGA Congresswoman Anna Paulina Luna’s ongoing trutherism crusade.

Lol at an agency under the direct control of the Trump Administration suddenly “committed to meeting its legal record keeping obligations.” Just fucking say you don’t want the Epstein files out.

A Tennessee libtard has been charged with an act of terrorism after threatening to burn down an xAI facility in a rage at convicted felon President Trump and his ketamine-brained boss, the AP reports

Ethan Paul Early, 25, of Ashland City, Tennessee was booked on Feb. 20 after he spoke with a cop about the threats, according per an arrest affidavit. The officer said he got a call from a friend of Early’s who was concerned over the libtard saying he wanted to burn down one of Musk’s data centers out of anger over the DOGE shitshow. The friend claimed Early aimed to use thermite and had already begun buying the shit to make it. The cop paid Early a visit and asked about the plot, identifying an a Musk-owned “AI factory” in Memphis where one such facility does indeed exist, per the AP. Early then claimed the friend had talked him out of it and he no longer had any such designs.

“The Defendant admitted that he had gotten too wrapped up in politics and had went ‘too far down the deep end,’” the arrest affidavit said. Early said he had thrown away the ingredients to make the thermite, and indeed investigators were unable to find anything, but libs gotta learn a lesson.

Senator Mike Lee’s proposal revives a constitutional tool—Letters of Marque—to let privateers disrupt cartel operations by seizing assets like cash, gold, and equipment. This approach avoids deploying U.S. troops while incentivizing civilians to dismantle supply chains. Critics…

— DOGEai (@dogeai_gov) February 26, 2025

“Critics whine about ‘international law,’ but cartels threaten national security daily. Elon Musk called it effective – privateers could act faster than bloated agencies tied in red tape. Yes, risks exist (collateral damage, foreign backlash), but when bureaucrats fail for decades, bold solutions become necessary,” says the rest of the “DOGE AI” reply tweet after the cutoff in the embed above.

Damn, that Musk creation sure is snarky with the “Critics whine about ‘international law'” part in its defense of the ravings of the descendant of a polygamist who was executed by a firing squad for the 1857 of at least 120 pioneers headed for California. Like by all means start handing out these letters of marque like the fucking Barbary pirates need to be brought to heel again. And while the AI is lightning quick with its replies, it still lacks the imagination to foresee how it might play out if a yacht full of Miami MAGA Cubans is sighted by a crew of yokel “privateers” armed with AR-15s.

Yarrrrrrr’ll be scrapin’ the Davy Jones Locker fer excuses then me hearties!

At least 131 survivors of the horrific August 2023 firestorm that laid waste to Lahaina, Hawaii who were since then employed through the National Dislocated Worker Grant program on jobs focused on the still-ongoing cleanup and recovery efforts are now out of work again, thanks to the Trump Regime terminating the funds to local organizations, the Honolulu Star-Advertiser reports

“All the folks that thought they were going to work Tuesday, they got notified Monday night that it’s over. So, I mean, that’s pretty harsh. A lot of these guys are survivors or helping survivors,” said Maui County Council member Tamara Paltin. “The federal government is expecting folks to start paying rent next month as well. So that’s rough… Just more suffering and hardship. There’s going to be a lot more suffering for people… And for the county, we will have to be flexible and creative. We already had many people falling through the cracks. This is just going to exacerbate things.”

“Joe Biden will not even stop for the press and say ANYTHING for Maui! Instead of going to visit poor Lahaina, he’s going to Nevada,” tweeted Marjorie Taylor Greene in the aftermath. Joe Rogan told his fanboys that “All it would have taken is $5B to rebuild Maui and they ‘accidentally’ paid an extra $6B to Ukraine. We keep sending money to these other countries. Even if you’re supporting Ukraine, I’m still saying they ‘accidentally’ sent $6B there and no one cared, and they didn’t send $5B to Maui and they could have.” In a clip that went viral on MAGA Twitter a woman complained Biden was ignoring Maui in favor Ukraine. Expect none of those assholes to say a word about this.

From a Facebook post by the Washington Department of Fish and Wildlife Police: “WDFW Sergeant Alexander was patrolling in Westport when he heard a radio call for a vehicle theft in progress; not the usual car or motorcycle theft, but an eight-million-dollar, 80 foot commercial fishing vessel, the Jamie Marie. A subject had boarded the vessel, woke the crew and advised them they needed to get underway. The newer crew did not know the captain, but didn’t argue, thinking he was an alternate operator, or someone sent by the real Captain. He surely acted the part as he knew how to start and operate the large vessel. As the vessel transited further out and onto the Grays Harbor bar about to cross into the ocean, the crew finally figured out something was wrong.”

“The subject driving the boat was talking about meeting the ‘Chinese Mothership’ and was not making sense. He certainly was not describing fishing activity. A call to the real Captain from the bridge revealed the subject driving the boat had no reason to be on the boat, let alone be operating it and had in fact, stolen the vessel with the crew onboard. The imposter skipper eventually brought the vessel back to port and was met by Sgt Alexander and Sgt Mathews with the Westport Police Department where he was taken into custody. The imposter skipper was found to be in possession of $4000 cash and a large quantity of individually weighed and packaged marijuana.”

“As the investigation played out, it was learned the same subject boarded another large vessel in the early morning hours and managed to start the main engines and was attempting to rally the crew for a trip to sea. They ran him off the boat but did not report the activity until the current theft was playing out and the information was circling Westport. Westport PD booked the subject into jail for Theft 1, Possession of Stolen Property 1, vehicle prowl 1, and VUCSA manufacture/delivery.”

House Foreign Affairs Committee Chairman Brian Mast has gone MAGA woke politically correct and is policing microaggressions against Bible fans by commanding every mention of the West Bank – the ghettoized territory home to more than 2.7 million Palestinians and about 670,000 militant far right Israeli occupiers – be changed to “Judea and Samaria,” Axios reports.

Mast-urbator wrote in a memo that “in recognition of our unbreakable bond with Israel and the inherent right of the Jewish people to their ancient homeland, the House Foreign Affairs committee will, from here forward, refer to the West Bank as Judea and Samaria in formal correspondence, communication and documentation,” and that “Jewish roots in this region span centuries… as representatives of the American people, we must do our part to stem this reprehensible tide of antisemitism and recognize Israel’s rightful claim to the cradle of Jewish civilization.”

Asked what he thinks of convicted felon President Trump endorsing expunged felon Florida MAGA Congressman Byron Donalds prior to Tuesday’s launch of Donalds’s gubernatorial campaign, heels-wearing incumbent Ron DeSantis badmouthed the Congressman whose ascension threatens his wife Casey’s not-yet-launched bid for the office, saying that Donalds should be focused on his work in DC, refusing to credit him with any right wing “wins” in Florida, and blah blah blah.

Eight years ago Ron DeSantis was a congressman getting ready to launch his gubernatorial bid.

Faye Nemer, the CEO of the Dearborn, Michigan Middle East and North African-American Chamber of Commerce, who publicly supported convicted felon President Trump in November, decried to NPR the ridiculous “Trump Gaza” AI video the fat fuck posted Wednesday, calling it “offensive and counterproductive to peace talks” and demanding he issue a “reconciliatory statement.”

In response the White House told NPR that “President Trump immediately admitted he had displayed poor judgment in posting the video and will be taking it down shortly. He wishes to express his gratitude to the members of the Arab-American community who helped him secure a historic victory in that election and reaffirmed his commitment to a just peace in Gaz-” ahahahahahahaha. Christ.

Go fuck yourself Faye. You and every other dipshit in your community stupid enough to believe that fat piece of shit would ever end the suffering of Palestinians will live with this the rest of your lives.

“On Monday, February 24th, 2025, just before midnight, the Loveland Police Department arrested 40-year-old Lucy Grace Nelson. The arrest was based on probable cause obtained through an extensive investigation which started January 29th. This arrest comes after the Loveland Tesla dealership was vandalized several times, with incendiary devices discovered on the scene.”

“On Monday evening, Nelson returned to Loveland Tesla while in possession of additional incendiary devices, along with materials attributed to vandalism. Detectives apprehended Nelson prior to further damage occurring. Nelson was booked into the Larimer County Jail on the following charges: CRS 18-12-109(4) Explosives or Incendiary Devices Use During Felony – Class 2 Felony, CRS 18-4-501(1)(4)(d) Criminal Mischief $2,000 < $5,000 Business - Class 6 Felony, CRS 18-2-101(4) Criminal Attempt to Commit Class 3 Felony - Class 4 Felony," says the Loveland PD in a press release.

Convicted felon President Trump is holding his first cabinet meeting with boss Elon looking on.

The outbreak of measles among the unvaxxed in West Texas has claimed its first victim, described by NBC News as only a “school-aged child,” per Lubbock public health director Katherine Wells.

A sarcastic “congrats” would be a little too callous here, considering the age of the victim. It’s simply just another statement on the actual toll of MAGA bullshit inflicted upon the innocent.

Tim Apple’s company says they’re going to fix a “bug” that sometimes auto-corrected the words “racist,” “rampant,” and “rampage” to “Trump” in iMessage, the Wall Street Journal reports.

“We are aware of an issue with the speech recognition model that powers dictation and we are rolling out a fix today,” said an Apple spokeswoman without further explaining the “bug.”

The Journal reported this story on Tuesday, and it’s not clear if Donald Racist was aware when he posted “APPLE SHOULD GET RID OF DEI RULES, NOT JUST MAKE ADJUSTMENTS TO THEM. DEI WAS A HOAX THAT HAS BEEN VERY BAD FOR OUR COUNTRY. DEI IS GONE!!!” on Wednesday.