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RNC “concerned” top cyber officials meeting on November 5th

“Last week, Senator Rand Paul sent a letter seeking additional information and calling out the US Department of Homeland Security (DHS) and the Cybersecurity and Infrastructure Security Agency (CISA) for participating at a cybersecurity conference on Election Day. RNC Chairman Michael Whatley stated: ‘It is deeply alarming that federal agencies are spending November 5th at a conference instead of focusing exclusively on safeguarding our election. We demand answers and a full explanation as to why this conference is being held on Election Day, what is being discussed, and how these agencies plan to also fulfill their election duties. It is critical to give the public confidence in the fairness, safety, and security of our election system.'”

“Background: Last week, Senator Rand Paul (R-KY) sent a letter to the US Department of Homeland Security after learning of a meeting happening in Atlanta, Georgia on Election Day. Rather than monitoring cyberthreats that may occur relative to the election, senior federal officials of DHS, CISA, and various other agencies plan to participate in a homeland and cybersecurity training and networking conference. Senior administration leadership should be focused exclusively on securing this year’s presidential election rather than attending this conference. Furthermore, Georgia has endured years of election-day-related rumors, intrigue, and litigation. It is highly concerning that the conference is located in such a critical battleground swing state, right after the election. The letter asks for the conference’s agenda, presentations, and other important information. The public also deserves to know how these agencies will fulfill their Election Day duties while participating at this conference. Americans deserve to have confidence in our elections. We are committed to protecting election integrity for all,” says a statement from convicted felon former President Trump’s campaign.

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Youngkin throws fit over judge ordering halt to voter purge

“Let’s be clear about what just happened: only 11 days before a Presidential election, a federal judge ordered Virginia to reinstate over 1,500 individuals–who self-identified themselves as noncitizens–back onto the voter rolls. Almost all these individuals had previously presented immigration documents confirming their noncitizen status, a fact recently verified by federal authorities.”

“This is a Virginia law passed in 2006, signed by then-Governor Tim Kaine, that mandates certain procedures to remove noncitizens from the voter rolls, with safeguards in place to affirm citizenship before removal – and the ultimate failsafe of same-day registration for US citizens to cast a provisional ballot. This law has been applied in every Presidential election by Republicans and Democrats since enacted 18 years ago. Virginia will immediately petition the Fourth Circuit Court of Appeals and, if necessary, the US Supreme Court, for an emergency stay of the injunction,” says vest guy Virginia Governor Glenn Youngkin in an angry statement Friday after a federal judge ordered him to stop breaking the law and purging voter rolls less than 90 days before an election.

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Harvard Youth Poll of 18-29s finds Harris leading Trump 60 to 32

The final 2024 edition of the Harvard Institute of Politics Youth Poll finds Vice President Kamala Harris leading convicted felon former President Trump 60 to 32 percent among likely voters, shrinking to 53 to 33 percent in the registered voter sample and then down to 50 to 41 in the swing state registered voter sample. That last bit we’re not totally sure whether it means anything since they couldn’t narrow it down to likely voters or by state to be statistically meaningful.

Another finding of note: “The gender gap among young registered voters has more than doubled since Spring 2024. When President Biden was the presumptive nominee, there was a 9-point difference between young men (Biden +2) and young women (Biden +11) in a multi-candidate matchup. Now under Harris, the gender gap has expanded to 20 points, with Harris leading by 10 points among men and 30 points among women in a multi-candidate matchup.”

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Day of reckoning nigh for pumpkins at Florida reptile zoo

Central Floridians who enjoy watching alligator and crocodiles massacre pumpkins take notice: The Orlando Sentinel reports that this Sunday local tourist trap Gatorland will holds its Great Pumpkin Toss in which for three-plus hours the aquatic reptiles will savagely annihilate the plump orange vegetables to the joy of spectators. The zoo’s capybaras, parrots, bobcats and Florida panthers will also be fed pumpkins, though the degree of enthusiasm with which they destroy them may vary.

“The sight of mighty jaws chomping down on pumpkins has proven to be a crowd pleaser over the years,” the Sentinel writes, citing Gatorland’s marketing team. Still sounds accurate nontheless.

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Orange Warlord calls CNN host “Allison Cooper”

“Kamala Harris has finally lost the Catholic vote. Her and the Democrat’s persecution of the Catholic Church is unprecedented! Her poll numbers have dropped like a rock, both with Catholics, and otherwise. RFK JR has been pushing hard for Catholics to VOTE FOR TRUMP,” posted convicted felon former President Trump on Friday and we kind of have to stop there to question whether the animal corpse abusing phone sex freak is the best surrogate to reach out to Catholic voters.

“Kamala again made a fool of herself last night at a Radical Left fundraiser, and this after putting on a very Low IQ display at a FAKE NEWS CNN Town Hall. She was almost incoherent, and even host Allison Cooper, who couldn’t get her to make any sense, became agitated. Kamala is DEMANDING LATE TERM ABORTION, in months 7, 8, and 9, and even execution after birth, and people aren’t buying it – and they never will. She is a Radical Left Lunatic!” Trump continued in the Truth Social shitpost, emphasis ours on “Allison Cooper.” Definitely not a typo, definitely homophobic.

The fat fuck’s starting to get a bit cocky here, even by his extremely egomaniacal standards. This was the kind of hubris that led him to pick JD Vance as a running mate. Could get interesting now.

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Fast food outlets pulling onions after McDonald’s E Coli outbreak

National fast food chains such as Burger King, Taco Bell, KFC, and Pizza Hut this week announced that you can’t get onions because some dickhead farmer let E Coli get into the bulbous vegetables sold to McDonald’s, killing one person and sickening dozens of others, NBC News reports.

“We have reviewed our restaurant supply given recent announcements. There is no crossover with McDonald’s for the vast majority of our onion facilities,” said a Burger King statement. Buuuut “About 5 percent of our restaurants do receive onions distributed from the Taylor Farms Colorado facility.”

“As we continue to monitor the recently reported E. coli outbreak, and out of an abundance of caution, we have proactively removed fresh onions from select Taco Bell, Pizza Hut and KFC restaurants,” said a Kentucky Taco Hut spokesperson “We will continue following supplier and regulatory guidance to ensure the ongoing safety and quality of our food.” Very creative use of the word “quality” there.

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Mutiny on The Hill

Worker bees at the sub-mediocre political news hive-mind The Hill are writing strongly worded letters to corporate owner Nexstar over the apparently pending firing of longtime Editor-in-Chief Bob Cusack, as Zeteo media guy Justin Baragona reports Cusack has been seen cleaning out his office and that his negotiations for a new contract to continue helming the rat-infested ship have collapsed ahead of the current contract’s expiry in December. From the letter:

“We, the staff and alumni of The Hill, are writing this letter of support for our editor in chief, Bob Cusack. Bob is a beloved manager, who we consider both an essential and irreplaceable part of The Hill. For the past decade, and particularly amid these divided times, Bob has served as a driving force behind The Hill’s mission of The Hill’s mission of non-partisan and unbiased political coverage.”

Lol, Nexstar should fire them all for lying about “unbiased political coverage.”

“An exceptional and dedicated leader, Bob has mentored and championed countless young journalists. He has built and grown a newsroom centered around a positive, supportive and respectful work culture. His credibility, integrity, and reputation extend beyond The Hill – he has been called an ‘institution’ in Washington,” the letter continued, and yeah the place is like an institution alright. They nailed that part. Speaking of which, it’s not clear if Jonathan Turley or John Solomon signed the letter. Solomon’s technically an “alum,” so it’s possible-ish.

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Trump holds big lead on “who is a fascist”: ABC News/Ipsos poll

A new ABC News/Ipsos national survey finds convicted felon former President Trump holding a big lead over Vice President Kamala Harris on the question of which one is a fascist as 49 percent of respondents say he is compared to just 23 percent for Harris. As 5 percent of respondents answered “both” to whether each candidate is a fascist, and therefore are fucking edgelord dumbasses who don’t know what the hell they’re talking about, the rawer numbers are 44 percent Trump is a fascist to 18 percent for Harris. The remaining 32 percent said “neither” are fascists.

And since you all saw this coming, hear it right from the pollsters themselves: “Among registered voters who think Trump is a fascist, 8 percent support him anyway.” They did not however include whether they believed it but didn’t care because economy something, or if because fascism is good.

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MAGA media site concludes Kamala Harris is in fact a DEI hire

Quoting from a 2018 article by UC San Francisco Law’s magazine mentioning an admissions program for students with “educational disadvantage, economic hardship, or disability” that now-Vice President Kamala Harris was accepted through in 1986, right wing propaganda site the Daily Signal concludes that the veep really was a “DEI hire” due to affirmative action 35 years ago.

The “[Legal Education Opportunity Program] offers admission to approximately 50 high-achieving students each year—up to 20 percent of the class—who have experienced major life hurdles, such as educational disadvantage, economic hardship, or disability… The majority are students of color.”

Therefore Kamala Harris is DEI and Republicans were right about her all along, per the Signal.

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Musk ❤️ Putin, they talk regularly about stuff: WSJ

Ketamine-brained billionaire Elon Musk and Russian dictator Vladimir Putin have been in regular contact since at least late 2022, and at one point, Putin asked the billionaire to avoid activating his Starlink service over Taiwan as a favor to Chinese dictator Xi Jinping, the Wall Street Journal reports.

The White House and intel community are well aware of all this and aren’t quite sure what to do – which is probably why they leaked it to the Journal, who write “In the past year, Musk and Russia’s interests have increasingly overlapped. Apart from Russia’s use of X for disinformation and Musk’s outspoken opposition to aid to Kyiv, Ukrainian officials said earlier this year that Russian forces occupying the country’s eastern and southern swaths had started using Starlink to enable secure communications and extend the range of their drones.” Then of course there’s the whole wanting Trump back in the White House thing too. Elon and Vlad are definitely on the same page on that.

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MAGA loves the ACA, they just won’t admit it

Hearing Trump and Vance trying to…sane-wash isn’t the right term…re-write history about Trump’s attempt to repeal the Affordable Care Act, Democrats are right in jumping on their history of subverting the popular program.  It demonstrates how, once again, Republicans are disconnected from how their lives actually work.

I worked in the health insurance industry before the ACA passed, when insurance companies could deny claims based on a previously undiagnosed “pre-existing condition” or because some reinsurer “lasered” (or put a cap on spending for) a specific patient who was expected to have a major medical claim.    I cannot imagine the industry if the ACA protections are ever revoked and commercial insurers can go back to specifying conditions that trigger higher premiums, and imposing Big Brother oversight on tobacco use, or blood pressure, or a prescription that signals a chronic condition like diabetes, and decide suddenly–BAM–higher rates or worse–BAM–policy cancelation.

Post-COVID, who doesn’t have a pre-existing condition?  You had COVID, I have long COVID, they have depression, and we all have anxiety.  Contrary to what JD Vance says, Donald Trump does want to revoke the Affordable Care Act, not because it’s not effective and not because it’s not liked by voters.  He wants to revoke it just… because.  Like so many things, Trump doesn’t know why something must get done, but he damn well wants to do it, and goddamn it, he’ll do it.  Whatever it is.  Especially if it screws with Obama.  Or Hillary.  Or Biden. 

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Republican group may be backing Jill Stein in Wisconsin: report

WOW! This is so crazy: The Washington Post reports that a super PAC with ties to the Senate Republican leadership appears to be backing Russian asset Jill Stein in key swing state Wisconsin.

That’s crazy that Republicans would want a liberal extremist, pro-Palestinian environmentalist to win the presidency. Someone should check their meds to s- Alright, enough sarcasm.

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Nancy Mace threatens subpoena over social media “censorship”

“Subcommittee on Cybersecurity, Information Technology, and Government Innovation Chairwoman Nancy Mace (R-SC) is continuing the Committee’s investigation into the Biden-Harris Administration’s efforts to pressure social media companies to censor Americans online. Subcommittee Chairwoman Mace previously sent a letter in September 2024 to President Joe Biden and Vice President Kamala Harris requesting information, but the White House has not provided responsive documents to the Chairwoman’s letter. In a follow up letter, Chairwoman Mace reiterates her outstanding request for all communications between the White House, social media companies, and any private sector entity regarding efforts to suppress free speech online and threatens the compulsory process if the White House continues to obstruct the Committee’s investigation.”

“‘The Committee on Oversight and Accountability is continuing its oversight of information suppression campaigns in which the Administration may be currently engaged. On September 11, 2024, I wrote to you requesting that you transmit to the Committee documents related to this effort by September 25, 2024,’ wrote Chairwoman Mace. ‘More than a month past that deadline, the Committee has received no substantive response, despite attempts by Committee staff to obtain responsive documents ­or a timeline for their receipt,'” says a House GOP press release.

Lest there be any doubt what this moron is worried about, the press release is titled “Mace Threatens Biden-Harris White House with Subpoena to Obtain Information on Censorship Efforts to Interfere in the 2024 Election,” which she should just go ahead and do instead of threatening it.

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