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Hurricane Helene forecast to hit Florida as a Category 4 strom

“The environment appears primed for significant strengthening while Helene moves across the Gulf of Mexico. The forecast track more or less runs along the axis of the Loop Current during the next 24 hours, where ocean temperatures are about 30 degrees Celsius. In addition, Helene will be moving through an environment of low vertical shear and strong upper-level divergence. Some of the Rapid Intensification (RI) indices, particular DTOPS, respond to this environment by indicating at least a 90 percent chance of a 35-kt increase in intensity over the next 24 hours. The NHC intensity forecast now shows an intensity of 115 kt (Category 4) at 24 hours, which is mirrored by several of the regional hurricane models and the SHIPS guidance. It should be noted that additional strengthening is possible beyond 24 hours before Helene makes landfall Thursday evening. ”

“Helene is forecast to be a large major hurricane when it reaches the Big Bend coast of Florida. As a result, storm surge, wind, and rainfall impacts will extend well away from the center and outside the forecast cone, particularly on the east side. In addition, the fast forward speed when Helene moves inland will result in a far inland penetration of strong winds over parts of the southeastern United States, including strong gusts over higher terrain of the southern Appalachians. A higher-than-normal gust factor has been indicated in the official forecast while Helene is inland,” says a National Hurricane Center forecast advisory for Hurricane Helene. This one’s no joke.

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Scalise kills censure of Higgins

House Majority Leader Steve Scalise was in no mood to entertain a censure of fellow MAGA racist Louisiana Congressman Clay Higgins, blocking a motion from Nevada Dem Steven Horsford because Higgins had already deleted his tweet cruelly badmouthing Haitian Americans for “Eating pets, vudu, nastiest country in the western hemisphere, cults, slapstick gangsters. All these thugs better get their mind right and their ass out of our country before January 20th.”

“First of all, the tweet has been deleted already…And if we want to go through everything the other side has said we willbe happy do it!” Scalise said, defending Higgins.

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Project 2025’s approval rating at 4 percent: NBC News poll

In a new set of findings published Wednesday from the NBC News national survey originally posted on Sunday, just 4 percent of respondents approve of convicted felon former President Trump’s Project 2025 plan to end American democracy and create a theofascist police state, while 57 percent disapprove of it. The findings overall suggest that Dems did a solid job of spreading awareness of the plot and maximally leveraging it against the fat fuck.

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Malevolent hick probably takes this as a compliment

Since some of Higgins’ tweet may be cut off, here’s the whole of what he wrote: “Lol. These Haitians are wild. Eating pets, vudu, nastiest country in the western hemisphere, cults, slapstick gangsters… but damned if they don’t feel all sophisticated now, filing charges against our President and VP. All these thugs better get their mind right and their ass out of our country before January 20th.”

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AOC calls on Eric Adams to resign

In a statement to the New York Times, Congresswoman Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez on Wednesday called on corrupt idiot Mayor Eric Adams to hang it up, saying “The flood of resignations and vacancies are threatening government function. Nonstop investigations will make it impossible to recruit and retain a qualified administration. For the good of the city, he should resign.”

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Mike Johnson demands Zelensky fire Ukrainian ambassador to US

Jesus Dork Speaker of the House Mike Johnson on Wednesday sent a letter to Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky demanding that he “immediately fire Ukraine’s Ambassador to the United States, Oksana Markarova. As you have said, Ukrainians have tried to avoid being ‘captured by American domestic politics,’ and ‘influencing the choices of the American people’ ahead of the November election. Clearly that objective was abandoned this week when Ambassador Markarova organized an event in which you toured an American manufacturing site. The facility was in a politically contested battleground state, was led by a top political surrogate for Kamala Harris, and failed to include a single Republican because on purpose no Republicans were invited.”

“The tour was clearly a partisan campaign event designed to help Democrats and is clearly election interference. This shortsighted and intentionally political move has caused Republicans to lose trust in Ambassador Markarova’s ability to fairly and effectively serve as a diplomat in this country. She should be removed from her post immediately. Additionally, as I have clearly stated in the past, all foreign nations should avoid opining on or interfering in American domestic politics. Support for ending Russia’s war against Ukraine continues to be bipartisan, but our relationship is unnecessarily tested and needlessly tarnished when the candidates at the top of the Republican presidential ticket are targeted in the media by officials in your government. These incidents cannot be repeated.”

“Thank you for your prompt attention to this matter, and I trust you will take immediate action,” the letter concluded. This is where we point out again that the previous administration demanded that Zelensky interfere in a presidential election by announcing a fake investigation into Hunter Biden.

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Orange Slob demands Harris disclose nature of her gun

In an interview stretched out to at least 10 or so articles on the right wing propaganda site, convicted felon former President Trump tells Breitbart that if Vice President Kamala Harris “has a gun, she should say what kind of a gun,” and “It means she’s been lying about guns… It was just done because she’s trying to convince people she doesn’t want to confiscate guns.” The fat bastard was clearly annoyed that Harris owns a gun and told tens of millions of voters during their debate.

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Kushner collected $157 million in fees on $0 return for Bonesaw

Senate Finance Committee Chair Ron Wyden on Tuesday pretty much outright accused former Trump White House “advisor” and son-in-law Jared Kushner’s shell company, Affinity Partners, of running “a compensation scheme involving US political figures designed to circumvent the Foreign Agents Registration Act,” by taking at least $3 billion from Saudi Prince Mohammed Bonesaw, his country’s sovereign wealth fund, the Qatar and the United Arab Emirates’ sovereign wealth funds, and Taiwanese billionaire Terry Gou, and “a sixth mystery foreign investor Affinity has declined to identify,” for which Kush and Crew collected $157 million in fees for the hard work.

The return? A staggering $0 as of July 2024. “Affinity’s investors may not be motivated by commercial considerations, but rather the opportunity to funnel foreign government money to members of President Trump’s family, namely Jared Kushner and Ivanka Trump,” Wyden wrote to CEO Chad Mizelle, who may or may not be a community college dropout recruited from a local Best Buy’s car audio installation team to serve as Kushner’s front man for the money laundering scheme.

Well doesn’t House Oversight Committee Chair James Comer look stupid for saying “Jared Kushner actually has a legitimate business. This money to the Bidens happened while Joe Biden was vice president, while he was flying to those countries,” last year? Bet he’s real mad at Kushner now, right?

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WATCH LIVE: Mark Robinson effectively no longer exists

North Carolina Lt Governor Mark Robinson will not be campaigning in his home state at this event on Wednesday. In fact the whole point of this one is arguably for another candidate to shore up support for himself and contain the damage caused by Robinson to the joint ticket for their party – while not at all even acknowledging that Lt Governor or his gubernatorial campaign still exist.

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Youngkin doesn’t want another Black neighbor

Already stuck with two Black neighbors on one side, Virginia Governor Glenn Youngkin’s staff on Wednesday announced he’s not interested in adding a third. “As a member of the [Republican Governors’ Association] Executive Committee, Governor Youngkin attended an event for Mark Robinson in August and has no plans to further support his candidacy,” Youngkin’s press shop said in a statement, making it clear he only showed up to help the North Carolina Lt Gov’s gubernatorial campaign when he thought Robinson was just an antisemitic far right freak and not an antisemitic far right freak who proudly called himself a “black NAZI” and jerked off to transgender porn.

After all, Youngkin’s got a reputation to protect if he wants Axios to spend the next four years printing a lot of articles about how he’s a leading contender for the top of the 2028 GOP ticket.

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Fat Hitler backs out of plan to visit Springfield, Ohio: Newsweek

The reporting from Newsweek can sometimes be, uh, complete fucking garbage, so maybe take this with a grain of salt – even though it sounds believable as on Monday they printed an article claiming two sources had told them that convicted felon former President Trump is not going to be visiting the city of Springfield, Ohio anytime soon after weeks of falsely claiming that the Haitian community there were abducting cats, dogs, and waterfowl to consume their meat.

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Biden authorizes FEMA to deploy to Florida for Hurricane Helene

“FEMA announced today that federal disaster assistance is available to the state of Florida to supplement response efforts due to emergency conditions resulting from Hurricane Helene beginning Sept 23 and continuing. The President’s action authorizes FEMA to coordinate all disaster relief efforts to alleviate the hardship and suffering caused by the emergency on the local population and to provide appropriate assistance to save lives, to protect property, public health and safety and to lessen or avert the threat of a catastrophe,” says a FEMA press release.

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Kamala sort of leads Donald in new Monmouth Pennsylvania poll

A new Monmouth University survey of registered voters in Pennsylvania finds Vice President Kamala Harris with the support of 50 percent of respondents who said they’re “Extremely motivated” to vote and 49 percent of those saying they’re “Extremely/Very motivated” to vote while convicted felon former President Trump has 46 percent of both the “Extremely motivated” and “Extremely/Very motivated” voters… Guess that’s a Harris lead among the most motivated Keystone State voters.

The writeup of the survey says “Overall, just under half of registered voters in Pennsylvania say they will either definitely (40 percent) or probably (8 percent) vote for Harris in November and, in a separate question, a similar number will definitely (38 percent) or probably (7 percent) support Trump. Nearly identical numbers say they will definitely not vote for Trump (46 percent) or Harris (44 percent),” which we guess we could crunch the numbers and come up with a definitive-ish head-to-head number for the respective candidates. It’s still a confusing pain in the ass and, like we wrote on Sunday, we’re kind of wary of Monmouth because as far as we know there’s nothing stopping a respondent from saying they’ll “probably” or “definitely” vote for both Trump and Harris.

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WATCH LIVE: Another stupid “Weaponization” hearing

We’re joining a little late as spandex-wearing grapple-freak Jim Jordan’s moronic “Weaponization Subcommittee” is holding a hearing “to examine how the Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI) has used its security clearance adjudication process to purge its ranks of conservatives and whistleblowers, and unlawfully punish those with views contrary to FBI leadership,” meaning a lot of bitching and moaning about Bureau leadership not wanting agents to waste time on bullshit right wing conspiracy theories or interfering with legitimate cases against MAGA terrorists.

On deck as witnesses are Justice Department IG Michael Horowitz, a guy whom MAGA world has had a dislike-hate relationship with over the years, outspokenly anti-Trump former federal prosecutor Glenn Kirschner (guess he’s a minority witness), assclown former Chuck Grassley minion Tristan Leavitt, and one actual “whistleblower,” MAGA former FBI agent Marcus Allen, who may or may not have some stupid book coming out he needs to promote in a congressional hearing.

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Kremlin asset cancels meeting with Zelensky

Convicted felon former President Trump’s minions earlier this week told NBC News’s Garrett Haake that their Kremlin fanboy boss was planning to meet with Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky during the leader’s visit to the United States. Now, per Haake’s colleague Vaughn Hillyard, Team Orange have ruled out a sit-down after Zelensky told the New Yorker that the fat bastard and his Mike Pence replacement running mate JD Vance are “too radical” and that Trump – who in 2019 withheld military aid to Kyiv unless they announced a fake investigation into Joe and Hunter Biden – doesn’t know what the hell he’s talking about when he says he can end the war in 24 hours.

One of Trump’s sycophants told Hillyard that Zelensky’s actions this week suggest he is “prepared to interfere” with election to ensure “the Democrat money train” continues into Kyiv.

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Harris campaign buys ads on video game/entertainment site IGN

Vice President Kamala Harris’s campaign have been buying up ad space on video game/geek site IGN in a bid to eat into convicted felon former President Trump’s margins with younger men into violent shooters and fantasy RPGs with anime Japanese schoolgirls, the Washington Post reports.

In old 8-bit typefaces one ad says “Kamala Harris: Fighting for a new way forward,” with a bunch of Mario-style coins and another reads “Project 2025: Trump’s END GAME for total control.”

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North Carolina man sick of hearing about Republican candidate’s Nazism and bizarre sexual fetishes, wants media to focus on policy

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