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In a brief piece titled “Who’s afraid of Charlie Kirk?” National Review senior writer Michael Brendan Dougherty frets that, because Democrats don’t see the corrupt small-faced propagandist/”youth” activist’s get-out-the-vote operations for convicted felon former President Trump as a formidable, existential threat, like Leonard Leo or Mitch McConnell then conservatives should be worried that the Orange Warlord made a fatal mistake by outsourcing the canvassing to Kirk. From Dougherty:

Lol. The actual truth is a lot of the situation’s simply a black box. There are not, as far as we know, any real insider-y pieces about the day-to-day of the canvassing ops led by Kirk – or the other ones by Elon Musk and whoever else Team Trump handed it off to. All we have to work with is the recent spate of reporting quoting actual Republicans… and most of them are pissing their pants about it.

Democratic Senate campaign officials have been shaking down donors with the pitch of a real offensive for House Dems Colin Allred and Debbie Murcarsel-Powell in their longshot bids against unpopular Senator incumbents Ted Cruz in Texas and Rick Scott in Florida, Axios reports without adding much more specifics about funding targets or plans in the final stretch of the elections.

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— Breitbart News (@BreitbartNews) September 25, 2024

IT’S HAPPENING! For real! Everything will be revealed! The bodyguard is just waiting for the right moment to strike. Then the maestro’s symphony of retribution will commence! All patriots will be vindicated! This is the Big Enchilada, libs. Very seriously. It’s coming. Any second now.

Lying piece of shit and now-convicted felon former Long Island Congressman George Santos took some time off from whatever he’s doing while awaiting sentencing to federal prison to tell Politico Playbook he’s delighted to see his former neighboring district fellow Republican Anthony D’Esposito in a world of shit for having put his sidepiece and his fiancee’s daughter on the payroll for no-show jobs after having suffered the indignity of expulsion that D’Esposito had rallied for last year.

“While he was leading the charge against me and calling me all these things, D’Esposito was actually stealing money from the American people and giving it to benefit his mistress… in a no-show job ploy at the expense of taxpayer dollars. Tell me what that speaks about his character or the sheer hypocrisy of it all,” Santos said, almost as if he’s surprised that an elected Republican would ever publicly rail against corruption and thievery while quietly engaging in it himself. Or at least that one who would go along with the “Biden Crime Family” horseshit would also turn on a fellow Republican.

“What’s really rich is that the people who had the gall and the testicular fortitude to expel me in the most arbitrary way in the history of the body are the very same ones now coming down with all of their misdeeds, corruptions and unethical behavior. So it’s a good opportunity for them. Before they say anything about me, go look at yourself in the mirror,” Santos continued, again talking about D’Esposito and not the larger absolute moral and ethical abyss that defines their party as a whole.

In a “Twitter space” hosted by white nationalist scumbag Nick Fuentes earlier this week, the demented antisemite said a New York post reporter called him a few months ago and pretty blatantly tried to get a quote out of him that would seem like he was endorsing Kamala Harris over convicted felon former President Trump, in an obvious bid to make it easier for Republicans to disown the Neo-Nazi. From a transcript of the audio stream compiled by Media Matters:

“They called to interview me about my comments on my show that I had made where I criticized Trump. They were fishing for me to endorse Kamala. And then when I didn’t endorse Kamala, they scuttled the story, and so they never published. They never wrote anything about the call. They never wrote anything about, you know, that I’m still endorsing Trump. And wouldn’t you know, of course, the New York Post is a pro-Trump, pro-Israel publications run by News Corp, Rupert Murdoch. New York Post is pro-Israel and pro-Trump,” Fuentes said to his fanboys.

“Of course, they want a guy like me to endorse Kamala because then it’s a headline. Then they get to plausibly, incredibly, distance Trump from me, the radical Israel critical element on the right-wing and in the party,” Fuentes continued about the incident. “And when they didn’t get that, which is what they were fishing for, and then they could tar Kamala with my endorsement and say, ‘Oh, the white nationalist endorsed the Democrat. This really says a lot about our society.’ When they didn’t get that quote, they didn’t even bother publishing the story, and I never heard back.”

Kind of a sad statement on MAGA media that, by all appearances (and despite an obvious joke), Nick Fuentes is more of an honest operator than the foot soldiers of the Murdoch Propaganda Empire.

Damn, she really had that one saved up for a floor debate on federal invasive insect management policy. Guess she couldn’t wait for astronomy funding to say “Betelgeuse, Betelgeuse, Betelgeuse.”

US Military officials informally told at least one congressional office to let the stalled inquiry into convicted felon former President Trump’s campaign visit to Arlington National Cemetery last month fade into the background, an anonymous congressional aide tells NOTUS, the message being that the Army wants to stay out of the apocalyptic election season. The aide said Defense Department leadership have asked offices in both parties to simply move on, all-too obviously fearing retaliation if they make the details of Trump’s desecration of the shrine plus minions Justin Caporale and Michel Picard’s assault of an Arlington employee public and then the fat fuck wins anyway.

Car thief California MAGA Congressman Darrell Issa said campaigning at Arlington it’s not a big deal anymore because both sides do similar things all the time. “If you want to hear that politicians use heroes and victims for political purposes, the answer is, of course, they do, like they always have. I don’t think we should try to pretend that we’re going to clean up the politics of people wrapping themselves in our nation’s flag. That ship is never coming back to the dock,” Issa said.

Zambia’s President Hakainde Hichilema on Tuesday suspended three top judges over alleged judicial misconduct, specifically rulings that favored scumbag former President Edgar Lungu’s eligibility in the 2021 election, and rejecting Hichilema’s petition challenging Lungu’s 2016 win, the BBC reports.

Lungu, despite having sworn off politics while serving house arrest, is expected to face Hichilema for the fourth time in 2026 and Constitutional Court Justices Annie Sitali, Mungeni Mulenga, and Palan Mulonda were on Thursday due to hear a case which would decide whether Lungu can contest the 2021 election. Lungu on Tuesday told reporters he was getting screwed, saying “I want to say to the Zambian people that the time has come for you to stand up and fight the injustice which is being applied to the judiciary because when we lose the judiciary, we would have lost everything.”

The leader of a prominent Haitian advocacy group in Springfield, Ohio filed a criminal complaint against both members of the Republican ticket, accusing them of crimes such as aggravated menacing and making false alarms, NBC News reports.

Guerline Jozef, the leader of the Haitian Bridge Alliance, Inc. accused Donald Trump and JD Vance in a 46-page complaint that they knowingly and intentionally.  “Despite multiple state officials publicly stating that there is no truth to their claims, Trump and Vance continue to spread statements about Springfield’s Haitian community they know are false,” the complainant writes. “Trump and Vance intentionally made both their statements about migrants abducting and consuming family pets, and their claims that legal migrants are illegal and spreading disease, to cause alarm in the Springfield community and violate” state laws against making false claims to cause alarm.

“I wouldn’t look you in the eye and lie to you,” Fox host and proven liar Jesse Watters asserts while looking into a camera lens, not your eyes, or as Watters will later claim, a technicality that makes his statement true.

“Georgia Supreme Court justices expressed skepticism during a Tuesday hearing that votes for presidential candidates Cornel West and Claudia De la Cruz should count, possibly setting the stage for disqualifying them from the battleground state’s ballots,” the AP reports and we copied that verbatim as to make sure we’re not using any imprecise language to characterize the ballot access situation facing the Russian asset third party candidate and the other scrub in the Peach State.

Los Angeles Superior Court Judge Eleanor J Hunter didn’t buy it when her fellow jurist, Republican Orange County Superior Court Judge Jeffrey Ferguson, claimed on Tuesday that it was anti-itch cream, not alcohol detected by the ankle monitor he’s been forced to wear while awaiting trial for the fatal 2023 shooting of wife Sheryl during a drunken argument at their home, Fox 11 reports.

It’s not clear if Ferguson, described by People Magazine as “active in local Republican politics,” tried to claim that, per his lawyer, Ferguson had applied the anti-itch cream and gel “on his skin under the ankle monitor to help ease the blistering, redness and swelling, which is what caused the ankle monitor to spike” and then added hand santizer to ward off potential infection from all the chafing, because he bought that excuse from a similarly situated defendant in his own courtroom and thought it would work on Hunter. It didn’t, and Hunter ordered him taken to the clink and resetting his bail from $1 million to $2 million ahead of his next court date on November 1st.

It’s not clear if Ferguson posted or was able to post a new bond. He faces trial on one felony count of murder and one felony enhancement of personal use of a firearm and one felony enhancement of discharge of a firearm causing great bodily injury and death for shooting Sheryl in the chest during a drunken argument on August 3, 2023. The couple’s 23 year-old son Phil said he witnessed them first arguing over dinner at a Mexican place where Jeff made a gun-like hand gesture at her chest. Then at home, the argument flared up again in the living room when Sheryl screamed “Why don’t you point a real gun at me?” Jeff did, pulling a .40 Glock he kept strapped to his ankle and promptly shooting her in the chest. Jeff then dialed 911 and when the dispatcher asked if he shot his wife the judge said he wasn’t ready to discuss it at the time. Before the cops came he then texted his clerk and said “I just lost it. I just shot my wife. I won’t be in tomorrow. I will be in custody. I’m so sorry.”

Now this headline is not sarcastic as CNN reports none other than convicted felon former President Trump’s defense lawyer from the bench, Judge Aileen Cannon, has been assigned the case against would-be golf course assassin Ryan Routh. He’s going to be buried under a federal prison after a 45-minute trial. Hell his lawyer might as well just quit now and avoid getting sent there too.

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— Mark Robinson (@markrobinsonNC) September 24, 2024

Watch out CNN, here comes the BOOM from legal mastermind Jesse R Binnall, the Team Kraken member behind former Hunter Biden pal Tony Bobulinski’s defamation lawsuits against Dem New York Congressman Dan Goldman and former Trump aide Cassidy Hutchinson, and convicted felon former President Trump’s failed bids to withhold documents from the House January 6th Select Committee and avert getting ruled an insurrectionist and disqualified in Colorado. He’s leading a huge INVESTIGATION into how you used some AI machine to fake comments about jerking off to trans porn 12 years ago! Might as well give up now and save yourselves the pain and suffering!

YOU’RE ABOUT TO GET BINNALLED YOU LEFTIST FAKE NEWS MOTHERFUCKERS!!!

National Hurricane Center: “Helene is expected to rapidly intensify and grow in size over the eastern Gulf of Mexico. There is a danger of life-threatening storm surge along the entire west coast of the Florida Peninsula and Florida Big Bend. The highest inundation levels are expected along the coast of the Florida Big Bend. Residents in those areas should follow advice given by local officials and evacuate if told to do so. Damaging hurricane-force winds are expected along portions of coast of the Florida Big Bend, where a Hurricane Warning is now in effect. Preparations to protect life and property should be complete by early Thursday since tropical storm conditions are expected to begin within this area on Thursday. Considerable flash and urban flooding is expected across portions of Florida, the Southeast, southern Appalachians, and the Tennessee Valley Wednesday through Friday. This includes the risk of landslides across the southern Appalachians. Widespread minor to moderate river flooding is likely, and isolated major river flooding is possible.”

Shitty MAGA pollster Rasmussen screwed something up in Pennsylvania, as they found that 50 percent of likely voters in the Keystone State support Vice President Kamala Harris over their Orange Messiah, convicted felon former President Trump. Guess he won’t be posting about this one.

🚨 JUST IN: Diddy’s former bodyguard has revealed the mogul retained tapes of big politicians partaking in his infamous “freak off” parties, per Daily Mail

This is getting spicier every day.

The bodyguard says Diddy’s trial would very likely expose high-level officials and… pic.twitter.com/rRG2MJL2pv

— Nick Sortor (@nicksortor) September 24, 2024

From the rest of freelance “journalist” Nick Sortor’s tweet after the cutoff: “The bodyguard says Diddy’s trial would very likely expose high-level officials and celebrities, especially in New York. ‘This is all bigger than Diddy,’ he said without naming names. Hillary Clinton was US Senator for New York while Diddy was supposedly running this traff*cking operation with ‘high-level officials.’ I can’t help but wonder how much she knows.” Ughhhhhhhhhhhhh man, these fucking people, lol.

At the high level you can absolutely say there are similarities between the Jeffrey Epstein and “Diddy” cases. Totally fair to make the comparison of two wealthy scumbags using their money and power to systemically abuse women and girls (though as far we know there’s no underage element to the Combs case). But this asshole and his ilk are trying wayyyyyy to hard to put Combs on Epstein’s level politically, to the point where it’s like they’re experiencing serious withdrawal symptoms after the “Epstein files” left them wanting for some devastating Clinton BOMBSHELL.

Like they really think Hillary sexually abused some 20 year-old model with P Diddy in 2001? And even if she did in what universe does that somehow help the Republican Party win elections now?

“We write to express serious concerns about potential violations of US law arising from Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky’s recent visit to Pennsylvania and request a full investigation into the use of US military assets and federal resources in relation to the visit. As reported, President Zelensky visited Scranton, Pennsylvania, on Sunday to tour the Scranton Army Ammunition Plant, a facility that produces military equipment for Ukraine. The Ukrainian President was accompanied exclusively by Democrats including Governor Josh Shapiro, Senator Bob Casey, and Representative Matt Cartwright, forty-two days before the election in the crucial swing state of Pennsylvania.”

“Zelensky’s visit and his comments criticizing the Trump-Vance ticket as ‘too radical,’ as well as arguing that under Vance, ‘America is headed for global conflict,’ smack of a Kamala Campaign stump speech. These actions have raised serious concerns that the visit may have been politically motivated, potentially violating US laws such as the Hatch Act, which prohibits federal employees from engaging in political activities while on duty or using government resources for such activities.”

“Additionally, it has come to our attention that President Zelensky may have flown into Pennsylvania on a US Air Force C-17 military aircraft and was provided Secret Service protection, both of which involve the use of US taxpayer funds. There is concern that these resources were used for purposes unrelated to US national security or bilateral diplomacy but rather to support a politically significant visit ahead of a major US election. If taxpayer dollars were used to facilitate this visit in a way that may violate federal laws or ethical guidelines, it is essential that Congress and the public receive a full accounting of those expenditures and the motivations behind the visit,” write MAGA Congressmen Lance Gooden, Clay Higgins, Andy Biggs, and a bunch of the other more white nationalist members in a letter to the Defense and Justice Department inspectors general.

National Zero is not Page Six:  we normally do not note which celebrity is sleeping with whom.  But this is the exception:  Sean Combs, the entrepreneur known as P. Diddy with the “P” standing for “predator,” is now rooming in the same cell block in Brooklyn’s  Metropolitan Detention Center as cryptofraud Sam Bankman-Fried, NBC4 in New York reports.

In other cryptofraud news, Bankman-Fried associate Caroline Ellison was sentenced to two years in prison for her role in running a hedge fund connected to SBF’s fraudulent FTX exchange.  The sentence is a fraction of SBF’s 25-year prison sentence, with prosecutors saying Ellison was very cooperative during the investigation.

Some asshole fired shots into an empty office used by Vice President Kamala Harris’s campaign and the Democratic National Committee in Tempe, Arizona on Monday night, NBC News reports citing a statement from local cops. “We can confirm that on 9/23/24, what appears to be damage from gunfire at… a DNC Campaign Office, was discovered,” said Tempe Police Department, later confirmed by Arizona DNC manager Sean McEnerney who said “Overnight, several shots were fired into our Tempe Democratic Party coordinated campaign office,” adding that no one was injured.