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— Trump War Room (@TrumpWarRoom) September 5, 2024

Following a brief arraignment where they pleaded not guilty on behalf of their lazy fatass client in for the four charges superseding indictment over his failed post 2020-election coup attempt, convicted felon former President Trump’s scumbag defense lawyers on Thursday pissed and moaned to DC Circuit Judge Tanya Chutkan that Justice Department special counsel Jack Smith’s team’s proposal to shake off the Supreme Court’s fuckery on presidential immunity and get the case on track toward trial would be “enormously prejudicial” because you know why. Smith’s team told Chutkan they could have their brief ready in two-to-three weeks and then hold an evidentiary hearing, reasoning they want to get this all out of the way before another delay-inducing appeal from Trump.

From what we can tell from live tweet threads by top dudes Scott MacFarlane of CBS, Josh Gerstein and Kyle Cheney of Politico, Adam Klasfeld from Just Security, and NOTUS’s Jose Pagliery, both the brief and the hearing would include previously non-public evidence exhibits and grand jury transcripts that would – judging by the bitching from Team Orange – not be a good look for Trump.

As you might have guessed, Chutkan isn’t suffering their bullshit. The hearing is still going on as of 10:51 AM EDT on Thursday, but here’s some of it from the live tweets by the guys above.

National elections poindexter Allan Lichtman on Thursday told the New York Times that Vice President Kamala Harris has eight of “The 13 Keys to the White House,” and thus will win the 2024 election, dooming convicted felon former President Trump to another four years of misery.

Well there you have it. We can all just sit back and not do anything else. It’s in the bag.

Or you can not rely on this fucker, even if his system did call eight of the last nine correctly ahead of time, his only miss being Al Gore’s very questionable loss to George W Bush in 2000.

President Trump is the only man who can save America 🇺🇸 pic.twitter.com/mhwPye9OEw

— Benny Johnson (@bennyjohnson) September 5, 2024

Former Hollywood producer Harvey Weinstein has been completely and totally exonerated in the sexual assault hoax charges brought by some dirty cops in the UK, the failed, biased BBC reports.

People can’t even believe this, what has happened with this witch hunt against Weinstein. London is a dirty nightmare of a city. You can’t even walk across the street to get a crumpet or a McTea at McDonald’s without getting shot by someone. It’s horrible what they’ve done to that city and the Royal prosecutor tried to go after Weinstein based on some women he doesn’t even know and never met. He doesn’t even know their names. It’s a fake story and it was horrible after everything Weinstein did for Britain. People barely even knew who William Shakespeare was before he did the Shakespeare movie in 1998 and this is the thanks he gets? No wonder the UK is a failing nation.

Now Weinstein faces another hoax trial from fat Alvin Bragg, the Soros-paid so-called “District Attorney” of Manhattan, in a case brought by the Harris-Biden Regime. It’s a sick joke, even worse than the case he was wrongfully convicted in by Gavin Newscum’s crooked prosecutor in Los Angeles after everything Harvey and his highly respected brother Rob did for that city. They actually want to imprison him for life in both of those terrible, filthy shithole towns. It’s shameful and wrong.

National Zero will resume our regular coverage after MAGA-contextualizing the criminal cases against former Democratic donor Harvey Weinstein. We hope our right wing readers enjoy it.

Vice President Kamala Harris and her team are going into lockdown mode for debate prep ahead of Tuesday’s big showdown with convicted felon former President Trump, leaving as little to chance as possible, with sources telling NOTUS the veep is running through back-to-back 90 minute sessions against Dem operative Philippe Reines, who also played Trump in Hillary Clinton’s prep runs.

The advantage of toiling under such conditions, one source familiar said, is that “It creates muscle memory. You can’t always anticipate the questions, but you can pretty much anticipate topics.” The main goals are going on the offensive on policy, doing the fact-checking even before the moderators can, and – most importantly staying cool while Trump gets nasty and personal. “There won’t be no walking behind her,” said one aide, referencing Trump’s ADHD wandering against Hillary in 2016.

“Temperament, temperament, temperament,” said another. “It is a demonstration of strength and fortitude, because Trump is going to try her,” said a third. “What she wants to be able to do is to continue to draw the contrast right between her vision of the future and his living in the past.”

National Zero is going to try to manage expectations better than we did ahead of Joe Biden’s implosion on CNN in June. But the fact remains that at a time when Trump was marginally leading in the polls and feeling supremely confident against Biden, he did not at all win it so much as Biden lost it (very badly). The fat fuck rambled and lied and put on a terrible performance. As such, Harris has an outside chance to completely annihilate Trump and put this away once and for all on Tuesday.

A political head shot rather than a political clipped ear, if you will. That’s what’s at stake here.

Republicans advocating for more Christianity in public schools face pushback https://t.co/QEA5qUNlaB

— Fox News (@FoxNews) September 5, 2024

Seven weeks after being suddenly stuck with a far more formidable nominee at the top of the Democratic ticket, the incompetent and dysfunctional House GOP majority will starting Monday fire on all cylinders next week to throw shit at the wall to see what sticks, Punchbowl News reports, rattling off a list of hearings that now have “Harris” in the name: “The Biden-Harris Border Crisis: California Perspectives,” “The Biden-Harris Border Crisis: Victim Perspectives,” “From Gas to Groceries: Americans Pay the Price of the Biden-Harris Energy Agenda,” “Accountable or Absent?: Examining VA Leadership Under the Biden-Harris Administration,” and so on and so forth.

Then there’s the subpoena to running mate Tim Walz over some nickel and dime fraud in Minnesota’s school lunch program, the House Oversight “investigation” into his “China connections,” and the already forgotten “Iran connection” with some crackerjack Harris advisor, Phil Gordon.

“I’m not going to deny that in this season, with a new top of the ticket, that the hearings may be calling out that it was a Biden-Harris administration and a Biden-Harris candidacy until recently,” car thief Congressman Darrell Issa said. “Many may think of it as kind of a congressional ‘Oh, you’re trying to affect an election.’ I think the special prosecutor just re-indicting [Trump] 65 days out, that is more overtly affecting an election. These are messaging [hearings] that we’ve been doing,” Issa added, meaning that he knows this is bullshit but it’s justified because Trump is a criminal.

“Republicans are in a unique situation here. After spending 18 months using their investigative committees to go after President Joe Biden, the GOP has been forced to pivot to hitting Harris just months before the election,” Punchbowl writes, straining not to say outright this is all weak shit.

Russian dictator Vladimir Putin on Thursday fed his supporters in the United States some trolling material by telling fans at an economic forum that he “supports” Vice President Kamala Harris over his actual preferred candidate, convicted felon former President Trump, Bloomberg reports.

“Biden was our ‘favorite’ but he dropped out of the race,” said Putin in Vladivostok “But he recommended that all of his supporters support Harris, so we will as well.” Putin then falsely lamented that Trump had imposed “so many restrictions and sanctions against Russia” during his term, and added Harris “laughs so contagiously and expressively, it shows she’s doing well.”

Trump repeatedly forgets who he is running against: “I can’t imagine New Hampshire voting for him… Anybody in New Hampshire who votes for Biden…” pic.twitter.com/qAv6IFs9Q1

— Kamala HQ (@KamalaHQ) September 5, 2024

Expressing frustration with Israeli political leadership, the families of Americans being held by Hamas in Gaza asked President Joe Biden to negotiate with the terrorist group directly to free their family members rather than rely on Prime Minister Bibi Netanyahu, NBC News reports.

While it’s notoriously difficult to negotiate with a terrorist organization, Netanyahu has been pinpointed by critics on various sides of the political spectrum as the sticking point in furthering a long-term cease-fire that would include releasing hostages and prisoners by both sides.

Republican presidential nominee and adjudicated rapist Donald Trump loves the chaos currently happening in the Middle East, and he may be encouraging Netanyahu to continue resisting peace efforts to help Trump’s presidential chances in the United States.

“Susie and I have always said this is the best team in politics. And each day that passes, we are reminded of how true that is. Everyone has made sacrifices and put in the time and effort to help elect President Trump, Senator Vance and all Republicans running for office. Throughout this campaign, we have sent periodic reminders of our comms and press policy when interacting with reporters and media members. Unless you have been authorized by Senior Leadership or have received permission from an authorized member of the Comms Team, you should not be independently speaking or communicating with any member of the press on or off the record.”

“We have done a great job of preventing leaks, and that has been because everyone knows what the policy is and what we expect from everyone. Information is power and the press doesn’t give a damn if you lose your job because you spoke out of school. As this team moves forward with only 61 days left until victory, please do not deviate from this policy. Success requires buy-in from everyone. If just one of us goes off course, it jeopardizes not only the team, but also President Trump and Republicans up and down the ballot. Onward to victory!” write convicted felon former President Trump’s top campaign shitbags Chris LaCivita and Susie Wiles, obtained by Puck political correspondent Tara Palmeri, who says “There must be a hot story in the works.”

Lead singer of the Smashmouth tribute band Smashface and  Republican Texas Attorney General Ken Paxton wants Bexar County–home of sprawling San Antonio–to halt a county-sponsored planned program that would mail unsolicited voter registration forms to more than 200,000 homes, the Houston Chronicle reports.

County Commissioner Justin Rodriguez proposed the plan months ago to boost voter participation in the county, something that most normal people who believe in small-d democracy would think is a good thing, but Republicans don’t.  Republicans have described it as an effort by Democrats to impact the November elections.  Supporters say the focus is on getting people to the polls, not telling them who to vote for.

In his motion, Paxton called the voter registration program an effort to “create confusion, facilitate fraud, undermine confidence in elections,” arguing that the entire county-sponsored program is illegal.  Rodriguez notes, however, that there’s nothing nefarious about registering voters, and the county’s lawyers cleared the funding.

Vice President Kamala Harris’s campaign on Wednesday notified ABC they’ve accepted the Trump campaign’s condition to keep the microphones muted while the other candidate is speaking, citing a risk that the fat bastard might pussy out of the throwdown, CNN’s MJ Lee reports.

OMG! IT REALLY HAPPENED! LIZ CHENEY ENDORSED KAMALA HARRIS! BREAKING NEWS!

Iowa Sentrs Charles Grassly n Joanie Ernest r seekng help from Mxcan police to help fnd woman who has ben kidnpped / Her name is Chris Leguisano n she is frm Iowa / Des Moines register rprts.

Assume Mxican gangsters want ransum / Sorry fr famly. Need hlp from State Deprt // If Leguisano is n danger then need FBI 2 go investgate. Prayng fr safe retrn. Ambassador Ken Salazr pls help.

Convicted felon former President Trump’s campaign ended August with $295 million in cash on hand, $32 million less than he started the month with, Bloomberg reports.

The fat fuck’s third run for the White House also raised $130 million in August, which was $2.5 million less then they pulled in the prior month. Vice President Kamala Harris’s campaign has not disclosed any numbers specific to August yet, but they did however on Sunday say they pulled in $540 million since launch on July 21st, so no question she absolutely crushed the fat bastard.

The “US Company-1” not actually identified by the Justice Department in Wednesday’s announcement of charges brought against two Kremlin agents running propaganda ops here in the US is, according to the New York Times’s Aric Toler, almost certainly Tenet Media, the concern that produces and promotes content by sword-owning bald incel Tim Pool, four-eyed penis Benny Johnson, complete fucking dildo Dave Rubin and others. The indictment alleged that the two agents, Kostiantyn Kalashnikov and Elena Afanasyeva, paid $10 million to a media company based in Tennessee that touts itself as a “network of heterodox commentators that focus on Western political and cultural issues.” Tenet is based in Tennessee and uses that exact language on its YouTube page.

Thus Pool, Johnson, and Rubin are Russian assets, witting or otherwise and should not be permitted to live it down. Let everything they say or do be forever painted as Kremlin agitprop.

A new Economist/YouGov national survey of registered voters finds Vice President Kamala Harris’s favorability rating at 48 percent to 47 percent unfavorable, 13 net points above lazy convicted felon degenerate former President Trump’s rating at 42 percent favorable to 54 percent unfavorable.