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Perhaps the Betty Ford Clinic needs a Trump wing

We’d normally take the time to transcribe at least part of the video above but frankly, Junior’s hyped-up rapid delivery makes any script ineffective. You simply have to listen to how fast Junior talks–and we can assure you we did not alter the original broadcast. The clammy skin, rapid speech, disjointed thoughts, and desperate need for attention may be a sign of chemical abuse, or it may be the Trump gene.

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Engoron won’t recuse, denies Trump’s bid to delay NY appeal

New York Supreme Court Judge Arthur Engoron denied Donald Trump’s attempt to force him off the case, saying a random encounter with a non-involved lawyer did not constitute an improper communication about the case, CNN reports.

The motion was brought after a local New York outlet reported a real estate lawyer, Adam Bailey, said he had discussed Trump’s case with Engoron in a courthouse hallway.  “I saw him in the corner [at the courthouse] and I told my client, ‘I need to go.’ And I walked over and we started talking … I wanted him to know what I think and why…I really want him to get it right,” Bailey recounted.  It’s unclear if Bailey ever had contact with Trump or had done business with the Trump Organization.

Apparently unfamiliar with New Yorkers’ habit of making their opinions known, Trump’s lawyers claimed this ranting eviction lawyer may have influenced the $454 million judgment against their client.  Saying that he was “accosted” by Bailey during the “90-second incident,” Engoron called the accusation a “nothingburger.”  In his decision, Engoron noted that he had overseen more than 2,600 motions during the 3-1/2 year case.  I am supremely confident in my ability to continue to serve, as I always have, impartially,” he stated.

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Harris 53 – Trump 29 among urban/suburban swing state 18-30s

Vice President Kamala Harris’s support among voters between the ages of 18 to 30 in living in urban and suburban areas in Arizona, Michigan, Wisconsin, and Pennsylvania is at 53 percent to convicted felon former President Trump’s 29 percent, a 20 percent improvement over Joe Biden’s 33 to 27 percent versus the fat fuck the pollsters at Change Reserach found last month, Semafor reports.

“What’s clear in this poll is President Harris is exciting a whole audience of youth that might have otherwise stayed home in November if she was not the candidate,” said pollster Max Lubin.

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Manhattan DA says Trump v US has no bearing on Stormy case

Manhattan District Attorney Alvin Bragg’s office on Thursday filed its opposition to fat former President Trump’s bid to toss his conviction on 34 counts on falsifying business records to cover up his two minute sexual encounter with pornstar Stormy Daniels, arguing “Defendant failed to preserve any immunity-based objection to most of the evidence that is the subject of his current motion.”

“His arguments are meritless in any event, since the evidence at issue either concerned unofficial conduct that is not subject to any immunity, or is a matter of public record that is not subject to preclusion. And even if some of this evidence were improperly admitted, any error was harmless in light of other overwhelming evidence of defendant’s guilt. Finally, defendant’s unpreserved challenge to the grand jury proceeding is beyond this Court’s review and fails in any event under the highly deferential standard for reviewing such proceedings.” In plainer English this means Trump forfeited his right to assert “presidential immunity” from the charges when he backed out of a pre-trial bid to move the case to federal court because he was an “officer of the United States.”

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Kamala says she’s ready to face Donald on September 10th

Vice President Kamala Harris on Thursday addressed reporters’ questions about the debate schedule, saying “You have been asking me about the debate and I’ll tell you I’m ready to debate Donald Trump. I have agreed to the previously agreed upon September 10 debate. He agreed to that previously. Now, here he is backpedaling and I’m ready and I think the voters deserve to see the split screen that exists in this race.. on a debate stage.. so I’m ready to go,” per CBS’s Scott MacFarlane.

She didn’t address Fox News’s unsolicited bid for a September 17th debate, but just now her account tweeted “Trump agreed on a September 10th debate. It now appears he’s backpedaling. Voters deserve to see the split screen that exists on a debate stage. I’m ready. So let’s go.”

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Harris down 1 percent against Trump in NYT poll

A snap national survey by the New York Times/Siena College finds Vice President Kamala Harris trailing convicted felon former President Trump 48 to 47 percent among likely voters.

Not that we necessarily believe it because polls are shit this year, but in the Times’s convoluted and self-calibrated telling of the story, it’s a 5 percent improvement over Biden’s numbers.

And Harris actually leads 44 to 43 percent in the full field with Robert F Brainworms Jr included.

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Tucker vexed, needs answers from sleepy Black guy now

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Same shit, different year

“Our Country cannot survive as a Socialist Nation, and that’s what the Democrats want it to be. The USA will never become a large scale version of Venezuela. All control is already being taken away from Sleepy Joe. He has Zero to say!!!” – then-corrupt President Trump tweeting, October 12, 2020.

“We’re not ready for a Marxist President, and Lyin’ Kamala Harris is a RADICAL LEFT MARXIST, AND WORSE!” – Convicted felon former President Trump, posting on Truth Social, July 25, 2024.

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Mercury may have 10 mile-thick mantle of pure diamond: NASA

Mercury, the desolate, scorched rock that orbits the sun at about 0.4 percent of the Earth’s distance, may have a 10 mile-thick mantle of pure diamond underneath its outer crust, Space.com reports citing data crunched from NASA’s MESSENGER probe mission that ended in 2015.

“We calculate that, given the new estimate of the pressure at the mantle-core boundary, and knowing that Mercury is a carbon-rich planet, the carbon-bearing mineral that would form at the interface between mantle and core is diamond and not graphite,” said research team member Olivier Namur. “Our study uses geophysical data collected by the NASA MESSENGER spacecraft.”

Namur said that the mantle likely formed eons ago when a liquid carbon ocean became heated and compressed into diamond. He did not go on to speculate about what it will be like for our descendants to have to toil in oxygenated mines and paid shit wages by some Weyland-Yutani-like megacorporation to exploit the massive vein of diamond since that’s obviously where this is going.

Lest the be any doubt about that, directly to the right of this story on Space‍.‍com’s homepage is an article titled “Alien: The Xenomorph life cycle explained,” subheaded “Ahead of Alien: Romulus, We explore every stage of the Xenomorphs’ gruesome life cycle and its evolution across the entire Alien saga.” Cool how a site for science just prints science fiction without any editorial distinction.

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“We don’t need the votes, I have so many votes”

Real life isn’t like some TGIF sitcom where the foreshadowing is obvious and hubris gets punished in obvious ways by writers who would be working on shows that were actually funny if they had the talent required. Which is to say simply because the selfish, unlikeable character says he has so many votes that he doesn’t need any more doesn’t mean he’s actually going to end up losing.

Still… This is exactly the sort of line the writers of Family Matters or Home Improvement would think was a clever way to set up the rest of the episode, especially when the younger sibling warns the arrogant teenager “I wouldn’t say that if I were youuuu…” Here in real life the Fox couchpeople just tried to change the subject and we cut that from the clip. It was all pride, no goeth before the fall.

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House passes resolution condemning Harris on border

In their final vote before going on a six week break, the US House on Thursday split mostly on party lines – except six Dems voted yes for some fucking reason – on an “emergency resolution” from malevolent razorback House Republican Conference chair Elise Stefanik that reads in part:

“Strongly condemning the Biden Administration and its Border Czar, Kamala Harris’s, failure to secure the United States border. Whereas, on March 24, 2021, President Biden asked Vice President Kamala Harris to serve as the administration’s border czar in charge of: working to address the ‘root causes’ of illegal immigration into the United States; Whereas it took Vice President Kamala Harris 93 days as the border czar before finally visiting the southern border on June 25, 2021; Whereas when Vice President Kamala Harris traveled near the southern border for the first time on June 25, 2021, she decided to travel to El Paso, Texas, 800 miles away from the lower Rio Grande…”

Yeah, that’s what they voted for instead of the bipartisan border package that Trump killed.

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Justice IG finds Barr selectively meddled in 2020 election case

The Justice Department’s Office of the Inspector General on Thursday released a lengthy report on its review of former Attorney General Bill Barr’s involvement in a criminal investigation into allegations of election fraud in Luzerne County, Pennsylvania in September 2020 and it’s not a good look for Barr, though the IG’s office concluded he hadn’t actually violated any rules.

Stupid story as short as possible: That month then-president Trump was constantly screaming about how there was going to be a massive fraud in the election, specifically over mail-in ballots. He seized upon an instance of nine military absentee ballots being found in a dumpster in Luzerne County and – funny enough – those ballots, seven of which were for Trump had been invalidated specifically because the voters had failed to enclose them in “secrecy envelopes” that state Republicans had demanded. Details like that didn’t matter to Trump or his fans, and he screamed at Barr to do something about it immediately. The best he had was skewing the narrative.

The IG’s report found he did: “The selective details about the investigation included in the initial [Middle District of PA] statement and the letter suggested that the actions of the individual who engaged in the conduct were intentional and likely chargeable criminally; however, even at that early stage of the investigation, Department leadership was aware of information that substantially undercut this narrative – including that the subject of the investigation was mentally impaired, appeared to have discarded the ballots by mistake, and would likely not be criminally charged. Indeed, the Department determined before Election Day that no charges would be brought in the matter, although it failed to inform the public of that fact until well after the election.”

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Comer admits he’s given up, hopes Trump prosecutes the Bidens

House Oversight Chairbilly James Comer on Thursday admitted he had utterly failed to deliver accountability to the “Biden Crime Family,” and that simply hopes that Trump wins the 2024 election so a “new justice cabinet” will prosecute Joe, Jim, and Hunter Biden. He had to speak up and rush himself as Fox Business News began playing outro music over the end of the segment, one serving as a coda to thousands of man hours and millions of taxpayer dollars pissed away on creating a perception that Joe Biden is just as corrupt as Donald Trump in order to erase Biden’s advantage on the issue… and now Biden isn’t even running. The stench of failure must be suffocating Comer.

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CrowdStrike sends out $10 Uber Eats vouchers to apologize

Supposedly leftist Deep State tech firm CrowdStrike on Wednesday decided to try to repair the reputational damage wrought by the cascading fuckup a faulty software update that canceled thousands of flights globally, brought down the London Stock Exchange, and all sorts of other miseries on downstream businesses far and wide. Their complimentary gift? CNN reports it’s a $10 Uber Eats voucher. Even better: The codes – for which it isn’t clear if Delta Airlines got one single $10 for the entire company or if they gave out hundreds to corporate employees – stopped working.

“Uber flagged it as fraud because of high usage rates,” a CrowdStrike spokesperson told CNN.

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US economy grew 2.8 percent in Q2 2024, crushing expectations

US gross domestic product grew 2.8 percent in the second quarter of FY 2024, crushing expectations of 2.1 percent and doubling the 1.4 percent gain in Q1 2024, CNBC reports.

Looking forward to hearing how the economy is watching convicted felon former President Trump’s poll numbers and was pricing in a win but if he loses it will be a depression even worse than 1929.

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Vance walked away from childbirth cost bill while being vetted

Eyeliner-wearing Ohio Senator JD Vance last month abruptly broke off talks with Democrats on a bipartisan bill prohibiting insurance companies from charging new moms co-pays or other expenses related to childbirth while he was being vetted by convicted felon former President Trump’s campaign to join the fat bastard’s ticket as running mate, the Washington Post reports.

The sudden shift made all the more obvious by the fact that Vance had been working with Virginia Senator Tim Kaine on the bill since June 2023. Vance also backed out of supporting another bipartisan bill cracking down on fees charged by Visa and Mastercard with similarly curious timing.

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Obama to campaign with Harris

Sources tell NBC News that former President Barack and former First Lady Michelle Obama were holding back on endorsing Vice President Kamala Harris as to not overshadow President Biden’s withdrawal from the race and his own backing for the veep – something that will change in the next few days, with the two planning a joint appearance on the campaign trail in the near-to-middle term.

A “source close” to the 44th president said he’s “been in regular contact with [Harris] and thinks she’s been off to a great start.” The two have been in close contact since Sunday, with Obama offering his counsel to the veep on launching her campaign, specifically on how best to unify the party – which, if true, has been extremely valuable advice that Harris executed flawlessly.

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