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Demonstrating once again that Republicans are hypocritical non-rational actors, Tennessee Republican Congressman Andy Ogles filed articles of impeachment against de facto Democratic Presidential nominee, Vice President Kamala Harris, claiming that Harris abdicated her duty to uphold the Constitution by allowing an incompetent Joe Biden to remain in office, the Daily Beast reports.

Harris “demonstrated extraordinary incompetence in the execution of her duties and responsibilities, a stark refusal to uphold the existing immigration laws, and a palpable indifference to people of the United States suffering as a result of the ongoing southern border crisis in the United States,” Ogles claims, demanding that she invoke the 25th Amendment to remove Biden, even though Biden’s withdrawal from the presidential race isn’t evidence that he’s unable to do his duties.  It’s a sign he cares about the nation and the Constitution, more than Ogles.

“The only reason Kamala’s is in The White House is because of the DEI deal Biden cut with Bernie to secure the nomination,” Jesse Watters asserts, in a completely un-racist reference of the barter of a woman of color by two white men.  Claiming anyone is a “DEI hire” is code for believing no one but white men are capable.

“We have seen press reports indicating that a law firm representing Ambassador Nikki Haley has sent a cease and desist letter to our organization. We will review the letter with counsel once we receive it and provide further comment in the next few days. We enthusiastically supported Haley over former President Trump in the primaries and our mission is to encourage likeminded voters to vote for Vice President Harris in November. We do not claim to represent Haley or her views.”

“There are many other likeminded Haley voters who also do not plan to support former President Trump in November. Our rights to engage with voters and encourage them to vote for Vice President Harris, who in our view is the clear better choice for the country will not be suppressed,” says “Haley Voters for Harris” in a statement addressing a cease and desist sent from Nikki Haley on Tuesday.

Look, we’re not going to pretend we know the law on this but just by osmosis – for example that neither the Republican Party nor the Trump campaign have threatened to sue “Republican Voters Against Trump” – we get the sense that this isn’t really actionable and Haley is full of shit.

Drug-addicted edgelord billionaire Elon Musk on Tuesday told incel shitbag Jordan Peterson in an interview that he’s not actually spending $45 million a month to support convicted felon former President Trump, spinning that he doesn’t “subscribe to a cult of personality,” Fortune reports.

Musk did however claim he had launched an “America PAC” to back Trump, but did not disclose the actual amounts he was putting into it. The denial came when Peterson asked about the Wall Street Journal’s reporting from last week citing “sources familar” saying Musk had committed to the figure.

In a Tuesday morning all-hands meeting House GOP leadership commanded members to shut the fuck up with the “DEI” shit when criticizing Vice President Kamala Harris as more and more voters are starting to become aware that it’s just a euphemism for the n-word, Politico reports.

An anonymous member – who was probably anonymous because he didn’t want to be called a “RINO” – said “We have everything going our way and you just can’t handle that? We’ll give you a cheat sheet if you don’t know what else to talk about.” Jesus Dork Speaker Mike Johnson said the same in more “positive” terms, telling Politico “This should not be about personalities. It should be about policy. And we have a record to compare. This has nothing to do with race. It has to do with the competence of the person running for president, the relative strength of the two candidates and what ideas they have on how to solve America’s problems. In that comparison, we’ll win a landslide.”

Tennessee MAGA Congressman Andy Ogles on Tuesday introduced an article of impeachment against Vice President Kamala Harris for “willful refusal to uphold immigration laws.” This comes a day after Harris secured the Democratic presidential nomination and not any time in the three years or whatever it was since Harris was assigned the task of conducting diplomacy in Central America in a bid to address the root causes of northward migration from the impoverished countries there.

A 22-year old Michigan libtard and an 80 year-old MAGAmerican are dead after the younger man ran over the older one with an ATV, called 911 to confess the crime, and then shot himself dead before cops could arrive to arrest him Monday, the Guardian reports on a rare case of Blue-on-Red murder.

Marine biologists in Brazil have been finding “potentially worrying” levels of cocaine in wild sharks caught off the South American country’s coast tested for the drug, now researchers believe that the nose candy’s been finding its way into them via runoff from drug labs producing it and/or from sewage produced by party animals whose bodies aren’t breaking it down, the BBC reports.

The biologists caught 13 Brazilian sharpnose sharks – surely the name’s just a coincidence – and found the drug in all of their muscles and livers at levels 100 times higher than in specimens collected in other studies of aquatic life. Polytechnic University of Leiria marine eco-toxicologist Sara Novais told Science magazine that the findings are “very important and potentially worrying.”

Texas Lt Governor Dannie Goeb (aka Dan Patrick) on Tuesday refused to say the n-word on some dogshit right wing streaming channel, saying simply “Donald Trump’s going to win in November, and we will be rid of all this DEI woke culture bs nonsense. I won’t use the word that America’s been subjected to.” Nice of him to go with politically correct-ish terminology instead of racial slurs.

White nationalist alcoholic Steve Bannon’s Manhattan trial on New York State-level charges from the “We Build The Wall” scam has been pushed to December 9th, as he’ll still be in federal prison on his contempt sentence during the previously scheduled September start date, ABC News reports.

From a Trump Campaign internal memo by pollster Tony Fabrizio, obtained by Brain Stelter: “Many of you have heard me refer to the upcoming ‘Harris Honeymoon’ that I expect to see in the public polling over the next couple of weeks. As I’ve explained, the honeymoon will be a manifestation of the wall-to-wall coverage Harris receives from the MSM. The coverage will be largely positive and will certainly energize Democrats and some other parts of their coalition at least in the short term.”

“That means we will start to see public polling – particularly national public polls – where Harris is gaining on or even leading President Trump. Obviously, the situation we find ourselves in today is totally uncharted territory and has no modern historical parallel. But there are some things that haven’t changed. Due to the events of the past two weeks including our highly successful Convention, President Trump has seen a bump in his numbers in a number of recent public polls.”

“Not surprising given that most candidates historically receive some type of bump. Given what has happened over the past couple of days and her impending VP choice, there is no question that Harris will get her bump earlier than the Democrat’s Convention. And that bump is likely to start showing itself over the next few days and will last a while until the race settles back down.”

Convicted felon New Jersey Senator “Gold Bars” Bob Menendez will resign his seat effective August 20th, over a month after being found guilty on a shit ton of crimes, the Washington Post reports.

Convicted felon former President Trump announced Tuesday that Israeli dictator Benjamin Netanyahu will visit him at Mar-a-Lago on Thursday at some point before or after his address to Congress and meetings with President Biden and Vice President Kamala Harris… which is sure to go over well with the two Democrats when “Bibi” is holding out his hat hoping for US taxpayer dollars.

Possibly figuring the office is kind of redunant since he’s already the supreme leader of the country anyway, Myanmar junta leader Senior General Min Aung Hlaing went ahead and declared himself president on Monday, his first act of office renewing the state of emergency in place since Hlang and his crew ousted elected Premier Aung San Suu Kyi in February 2021, the AP reports.

The previous president, Myint Swe, also appointed by the junta, is suffering from neurological disorders and is currently on temporary medical leave, per state media. It’s not clear if he’ll return or if the leave will become permanent after Swe suffers from cranial bullet-hole-itis.

BREAKING: Federal Bureau of Prisons Director REFUSES to commit to allowing Congress to see Steve Bannon in prison! pic.twitter.com/Oz68zXxYXZ

— Rep. Matt Gaetz (@RepMattGaetz) July 23, 2024

Senate Majority Leader Chuck Schumer and House Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries will hold a press conference at 1 PM EDT Tuesday to announce their endorsement of Vice President Kamala Harris, Politico reports on some extra “buzz” being applied to something they could just tweet. We guess the additional effort by saying it on camera is the two Brooklyn boys’ way of closing the distance made necessary by their role in pushing Joe Biden to drop his reelection bid.

While we apologize for oversaturating the feed with Trump rants the last few days, we also can’t deny they’ve been pretty funny as he freaks the fuck out over losing Joe Biden as his opponent, like his reaction to Minnesota Gov Tim Walz mocking him on Fox News Tuesday, with “Why did Fox News put up Tim Walz, Governor of Minnesota, where I am leading? They make me fight battles that I shouldn’t have to fight!” (Note that only one or two dogshit MAGA polls found him ahead there.)

In reply Mike Flynn posted “Stay away from FOX… [Paul] Ryan hates you and they will never give you a break. Their audiences are small compared to Tucker, Rogan, Roseanne Barr, Hodge Twins, Tim Poole and many others. Get out into the world of the independent podcasters.” Lol.

Trump then, as if anyone actually gave a fuck, randomly posted “I don’t know who said it, or where it came from, perhaps the Radical Left, but I never discussed, or thought of, Jamie Dimon or Larry Fink for Secretary of the Treasury,” and then “Lyin’ Kamala Harris destroys everything she touches!” like he just had to post something negative about her even if it wasn’t actually effective.

President Joe Biden on Tuesday announced he “will address the nation from the Oval Office on what lies ahead, and how I will finish the job for the American people” at 8 PM EDT Wednesday.

Maybe some awesome Dark Brandon kamikaze is too much to expect. That said, an Oval Office address is different from just holding a press conference with Harris at his side, so we’ll see.