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Secret Service Director Kim Cheatle tendered her resignation on Tuesday, her head rolling after a Trump fan was tragically shot dead when the intended target was… We’ll leave it at that.

What the fuck is wrong with this guy? He sounds like he’s neuro-atypical [we’re all ears for something more politically correct than “on the spectrum”] and simply reciting the scripts in the NRSC oppo memos on Kamala Harris rather than, you know, demonstrating a comprehension of it and forming his own individual thoughts from there. He could at least apologize to CNN anchor John Berman, laughing it off with “Sorry man, I mainlined Adderall this morning and all I could think about was that Diet Cherry Pepsi over on your production assistant’s table while I spewed out all those canned lines I’d memorized verbatim. You guys got any extra? Diet Sprite’s good too, I’ll take it.”

Largely lost amid the shitshow of the last month was that Democrats had actually made serious ground on highlighting the extremist Reich-y Project 2025 plan that convicted felon former President Trump had tried to distance himself from before picking a running mate who talks like an AI chatbot programmed by the same Heritage Foundation gauleiters that came up with the plan.

A new Navigator Research survey’s findings show that the fat fuck was absolutely right to try to lie his way out being associated with policy proposals like banning IVF, birth control, no-fault divorce, and all sorts of other barbaric shit, as increasing awareness has wrought serious opposition from respondents: The net overall favorability is down 32 percent since June 9th, at 43 percent unfavorable to 11 percent favorable, with the rest saying “don’t know.” Even among those who self-identified as “MAGA Republicans,” the net favorability is down by 9 percent from +10 to +1, likely reflecting some dim awareness that turning America into Nazi Germany is an electoral liability.

Even worse for Team Orange, despite their frantic and disorganized efforts to create distance from the project: “A plurality of Americans believe Project 2025 accurately represents what Trump stands for (net +29; 45 percent describes – 16 percent does not describe, with 39 percent saying they don’t know enough to say). Among independents, two in three are not sure whether Project 2025 aligns with Donald Trump’s principles (64 percent).” By the way this was all sampled before Joe Biden dropped out and Kamala Harris became the nominee. She’s read up on Project 2025.

Vice President Kamala Harris’s campaign announced they raked in more than $100 million in small dollar donations from 1.1 million unique donors – 62 percent of them first-timers – and 58,000 new sign-ups for volunteer teams, up 200 times over the Biden campaign, CBS’s Ed O’Keefe reports.

The Veep’s headed to Milwaukee this afternoon for her first campaign rally. Let’s see if we get any reports of people getting turned away at the door. That’ll be the pure, uncut hopium.

When Kamala Harris was put in charge in past jobs, scandal and failure often followed https://t.co/fKz1mWFR29

— John Solomon (@jsolomonReports) July 23, 2024

Self-proclaimed paragon of professionalism and journalistic integrity John Solomon on Tuesday tweeted a link to an article his website JustTheNews.com printed. The article asserted that Vice President Kamala Harris “often” left her previous positions with a record of “scandal and failure.”

Missing however from both the tweet and the article itself was any sort of acknowledgement that such a summary description could be applied to Solomon’s own career given that, just for example, he’s come on the radar of federal law enforcement for foreign election interference and his former employer The Hill was forced to append lengthy corrections to his “articles,” which were classed as “opinion” pieces following a newsroom revolt. Then there’s that, almost certainly by his own personal standards of achievement, he failed at the most important task that was assigned to him.

“Earlier today, the Committee notified Senator Menendez through his counsel that members voted unanimously to initiate an adjudicatory review of his alleged violations of Senate Rules. The Committee anticipates completing the adjudicatory review promptly. An adjudicatory review is required when the Committee considers disciplinary actions, such as expulsion or censure.”

“The adjudicatory review will be conducted in accordance with Committee Supplementary Rules of Procedure 4 and 5, and Senator Menendez will be afforded the procedural rights he is due under those provisions. At the completion of the adjudicatory review, the Committee will move expeditiously to submit a written report to the Senate including specific findings and any recommendations for disciplinary action,” said the Senate Ethics Committee in a Monday statement.

Weird how “expeditiously” isn’t just literally copying and pasting the fucking indictments against him and then adding “A federal trial jury convicted Menendez on these counts.” Like on one hand we get it that they still want to play by the rules and give Menendez “due process.” On the other, he already got his “due process” in court and a rubber stamp on the indictments should suffice. Expel the son of a bitch yesterday if he still refuses to take the goddamned hint and resign already.

Having semi-officially secured the top of the ticket late Monday and raised a shit ton of money, there is no question at this point of whether Vice President Kamala Harris will be nominated in the virtual primary still slated for next week – and Politico Playbook notes that before then she’s going to need to make her pick for running mate. Already formal vetting questionnaires have been sent to Arizona Senator Mark Kelly, North Carolina Gov Roy Cooper, and Pennsylvania Gov Josh Shapiro.

“Others, including Kentucky Governor Andy Beshear and Minnesota Governor Tim Walz, are in the mix,” Playbook writes, without saying if they’re being vetted. “Some of this is chemistry. She knows, having been VP, what it feels like… Some will require more [vetting] than others,” a Harris ally said.

The headline is an actual quote from a Black Republican, Utah Congressman Burgess Owens, who told Punchbowl News that Vice President Harris is “the greatest example of DEI… For those who believe in DEI, this is exactly what DEI is like. Kamala Harris.” White MAGA Congressman Troy Nehls said he’s “not going to get into all the color stuff. I’m just looking at performance.”

NRCC chair Richard Hudson wouldn’t go there either, saying the DEI line is “certainly not something I’m going to say. I’m going to remain focused on the policies.” Wisconsin MAGA dipshit Glenn Grothman did though, saying on Sunday that Democrats “have to stick with her because of her ethnic background.” When Punchbowl followed up with Grothman to elaborate on what he meant he said simply “I don’t think people view her as Black.” So it’s already going great for the House GOP.

The best they can come up with for now is a non-binding “emergency” resolution “strongly condemning the Biden Administration and its Border Czar, Kamala Harris’s, failure to secure the United States border,” being pushed by angry toad New York Congresswoman Elise Stefanik.

“Republicans have never had less time to define the presidential nominee of our opponents,” said an NRSC memo obtained by Punchbowl. “Because of that, it is vital that our entire Conference is on message and working together to present Kamala Harris as an extreme San Francisco progressive who is out of step with the American people.” The memo also highlighted that Harris sometimes laughs at “inappropriate moments,” and criticized her love of Venn diagrams. Nothing about “DEI.”

“ABC Fake News is such a joke, among the absolute WORST in the business. They try to make Crooked Joe into a brave warrior because he didn’t have the ‘guts’ to fight it out — He quit! They then tried to make ‘Sleepy’ look like a great President – he was the WORST, and Lyin’ Kamala into a competent person, which she is not. ABC, the home of George Slopadopolus, is not worthy of holding a Debate, of which I hope there will be many! MAGA2024” posted convicted felon former President Trump at 12:12 AM on Tuesday, plainly trying to fuck off from debating Kamala Harris.

The fat bastard was even more deranged earlier, posting “Lyin’ Kamala Harris, the Biden appointed “Border Czar” who never visited the Border, and whose incompetence gave us the WORST and MOST DANGEROUS Border anywhere in the World, has absolutely terrible pole numbers against a fine and brilliant young man named DONALD J TRUMP! Be careful what you wish for, Democrats???”

Saying that the case should never had been allowed to proceed because it was too old–and besides, the penalty was just too much–multifaceted criminal dullard Donald Trump’s lawyers asked a New York appeals court to throw out the $454 million financial fraud judgment against him, CNN reports.

Trump’s lawyers threw everything at the wall, also claiming that Judge Arthur Engoron made reversible errors in allowing various counts and evidence in the case to remain after, according to them, the statute of limitations had long expired.  They also claim that because no bank or institution claimed fraud, no fraud actually occurred under state law, so the entire case was bogus.

Trump didn’t need to raise the entire amount of the judgment to appeal after the court ruled he only needed to put up $146 million. He was able to get a wealthy supporter to post a bond.   Luckily, Trump still has the GoFundMe started by his cult, which has been stuck at $2 million in donations for weeks.

A fairly typical story is emerging in New Orleans:  two police officers were injured–including one who reported broke his leg–while apprehending a 34-year-old man suspected of cutting off his 70-year-0ld mother’s arm with a chainsaw, according to WVUE Fox 8 in New Orleans.  Y’know, fairly typical, “Holy shit, what a world we live in.  That’s fucked up.”

The most interesting detail is buried in the story:  the newly one-armed woman fled to get help from a relative who lived three miles away.  No word on how she arrived at the relative’s house:  walked, biked, Uberred.  Maybe she took the bus, pulling the cord for the stop with her remaining arm.  Did she drive?  And if so, we can assume it wasn’t a stick shift.

Vice President Kamala Harris is now the presumptive Democratic nominee for president having accepted the mantle from retiring President Joe Biden.  Harris secured the majority of votes for the  National Convention according to a survey of delegates by the Associated Press reported by the Washington Post.  As of Monday, 2,214 delegates from at least three dozen states said they would vote for Harris to be the Party’s nominee; just 1,976 are needed.

It’ll be fun when convicted felon and adjudicated rapist Donald Trump, the Republican standard-bearer, tries to undermine assumed Democratic candidate Kamala Harris’s credentials:  Harris has the literal receipts that Trump supported her efforts.

According to The Guardian, Donald Trump and the apple of his eye, daughter Ivanka Kushner, each made donations to Harris’s re-election campaign for California’s Attorney General’s office in 2011.  And it’s important that it was the re-election donation, an endorsement of Harris’s policies in her first term.

Records indicate Ivanka donated $2,000 to Harris’s reelection fund in 2014–one year after Daddy gave a second donation to Harris’s campaign fund in 2013.  As former RNC chair Michael Steele noted, it was one of Donald Trump’s few good investments.

Asked by the second-biggest suck-up in the room why he chose ineffective Ohio Theilian Senator JD Bowman Hamel Vance to fill the Vice President’s noose slot on his ticket, Donald Trump clearly doesn’t know his running mate.

“We’ve always had a good chemistry, and ahhhh” Trump lies about the man who called him “America’s Hitler.”  “Originally, JD was probably not for me but he didn’t know me, and then when he got to know me he liked me, maybe more than anybody ever like me, and he’d stick up for me and he’d fight for the [note Trump’s voice trailing off before no mentioning that JD Vance was complete devoted to Trump] …worker as much as I fight for the worker.  We just had an automatic chemistry.”

Wow.  The chemistry of these two is red hot.  It burns like gonorrhea.  If Trump continues to promote the rights of the worker, he’s gonna sound downright Marxist, huh?

Democratic strategist, former White House Chief of Staff, and the leader of Joe Biden’s successful 2020 Jen O’Malley Dillon will lead designated successor Kamala Harris’s effort to win the Party nomination and ultimately the White House, continuing in the role she played with the Biden campaign, the Washington Post reports.

That doesn’t mean, however, that changes won’t be made.  Advisors are pushing Harris to bring in seasoned campaign advisors to supplement the team Biden had and the members of her staff from the campaign Harris will want to promote.  One name being mentioned:  David Plouffe, who led Barack Obama’s 2008 campaign.

As Vice President Kamala Harris continues to pile up delegate commitments from those previously committed to incumbent President Joe Biden, the Democratic National Committee is reportedly considering scheduling a virtual roll call vote next week to solidify Harris’s nomination, Politico reports.  Harris reportedly has already secured 1,407 delegates; to win the nomination, she needs to get 1,976.

Working with the Convention Rules Committee, the Democratic Party is prepared to shift the nominating portion of the Convention to an electronic format to ensure that our Democratic nominees for President and Vice President are certified before state ballot access deadlines,” Democratic National Committee chair Jaime Harrison and Rules Committee co-chair Minyon Moore wrote in a memo, according to the Washington Post, which reports Party insiders working to avoid a contested convention in August.

In the largest single day in ActBlue’s history, newly-assumed Democratic presidential candidate Kamala Harris raised $241 million dollars from donors in all categories since incumbent President Joe Biden announced he would not longer seek the nomination, the New York Daily News reports.

Harris raised nearly $50 million from small-dollar donors after Biden’s announcement.  ActBlue, the Democratic fundraising organization, reported the busiest day in its history:  at 7 p.m. ET, it reported raising $27 million; by 9:30 p.m. that amount had jumped to $46.7 million.  On Monday, the campaign announced it had raised more than $80 million in small-dollar donations in the first 24 hours.

That combines with $150 million committed by the so-called big-money donors and an estimated $95 million already in the Biden-Harris campaign account to give Harris a formidable war chest going into the election.

Sources within the Trump campaign “have aired out” to ABC News “frustrations surrounding new advertisement and messaging strategies” now necessary after President Joe Biden dropped his reelection bid and Veep Kamala Harris became the presumptive nominee, echoing the fat bastard’s ridiculous complaint that someone owes the RNC money for all that they spent on Biden attack ads.

Trump’s minions are especially annoyed that they spent so much time and money producing attack ads clipped from Biden’s train wreck of a debate. The “MAGA Inc” PAC spent $30 million alone on ad placements attacking Biden, now they’re having to quickly fill them with anti-Harris bullshit.

Thanks to various unjustified vaccine phobias and skepticism, only one in three kindergarten classes in Arizona’s public and private schools have sufficient “herd immunity” to fend off the spread of measles through the student populations if a student gets infected with the virus, the Arizona Republic reports.

Nearly 33% of private schools reported sufficient populations of students being inoculated, while public school rates surpassed 35%.  Just 17% of charter schools in the state reported having a high enough percentage of kindergarteners vaccinated against measles.

Vice President Kamala Harris is speaking at her campaign headquarters in Wilmington, Delaware. We’re joining a little late after President Biden called in to tell the staff he hopes “you give every bit of your heart and soul that you gave to me to Kamala. I want you to know, I won’t be on the ticket, but I’m still going to be fully, fully engaged,” in helping her win.