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Creepy incel-ish MAGA Congressman Cory Mills had a tough time this morning with CNN’s Kate Bolduan when he was trying to dip into the “they” as in the “they tried to kill Trump” over the weekend. Bolduan wasn’t having it, forcing Mills to actually attempt to explain this bullshit.

The US Secret Service on Monday arrested a 39 year-old convicted sex offender living with his parents in Florida for posting shit like “I don’t like President Biden. I want to kill him, slit his throat” and then, after a visit from an agent, posting “The secret service sent a special agent nigger to my house with gadsden county officers. I’ll still slit joe biden’s throat,” then “I want special agent matthews dead, too. stupid n****r has gotta go!!” and finally “Where you at special agent matthews ? come arrest me n***r!! this is Jason Alday!!” And yes, the affidavit contains the real word.

A triple-cross-reference of Alday’s parents’ names in the arrest affidavit with their public voter records and Alday’s sex offender registration reveals that Alday was “adjudicated” in 2006 for “Lewd or lascivious molestation victim 12-15 years old offender 18 or older,” when he was 20 or 21.

Senate Majority Leader Chuck Schumer on Tuesday said what he should’ve said from day one, calling on DINO Senator Gold Bars Bob Menendez to resign in a statement, Politico reports.

“In light of this guilty verdict, Senator Menendez must now do what is right for his constituents, the Senate, and our country, and resign,” Schumer said following Bob’s conviction on 16 felonies related to bribery and foreign corruption. It’d be cooler if Menendez said no and forced an expulsion vote to put Republicans on the record over whether a convicted felon should be allowed to serve in office.

It was a close call what was the most ridiculous moment from this stupid interview with Axios’s Mike Allen in Milwaukee. This one about “African Americans” coming up to Don Jr in airports and telling him how great his father is and all that shit just barely edges out the wiffle ball questions from Allen about whether the campaign is “peaking too early” and Don Jr’s golf game.

Rodent-faced NBC News bastard Chuck Todd reports that President Biden’s reelection team are happy that convicted felon former President Trump went with eyeliner-wearing Senator JD Vance as his running mate rather than Marco Rubio as Rubio being Latino would have given Donald a further opening in the demographic. With Vance however, Biden’s campaign “is convinced all things MAGA are unpopular with swing voters, and the more they can connect Trump with the less popular parts of the MAGA agenda, the better they think their chances are,” writes Todd.

The even bigger bonus is Vance’s lengthy record on Trump, calling him “cultural heroin” and “America’s Hitler” before he turned heel and ascended to the number two spot on Team Orange.

ACCOUNTABILITY IS COMING!

This Monday, @GOPoversight will have Secret Service Director Kimberly Cheatle to discuss the utter FAILURE that took place at President Trump’s rally on Saturday.

She has a lot of explaining to do. But I also think this DEI hire should RESIGN!

— Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene🇺🇸 (@RepMTG) July 16, 2024

A federal jury in New York on Tuesday convicted Dem New Jersey Senator Gold Bars Bob Menendez on all 16 counts related to his many, many acts of corruption and venality, Inner City Press reports.

From a letter – without any known signatories just yet – circulating among elected Dems urging the DNC to halt the rapid virtual Biden nomination set for next week: “We write to share our serious concerns about the DNC’s plan to hold a ‘virtual roll call’ to select our Democratic Presidential Nominee as early as July 21. There is no legal justification for this extraordinary and unprecedented action which would effectively accelerate the nomination process by nearly a month.”

“The ‘virtual roll call’ was initially proposed as necessary for meeting Ohio’s unique ballot access requirements, but that is no longer a valid justification. Ohio enacted legislation on May 31 allowing the Democratic Party to nominate its candidate at the DNC in person. At this point, there is no serious threat to the Democratic ticket nominated in regular order at next month’s DNC convention appearing on the ballot in Ohio or any other state. Simply put, there is no longer any legal reason for moving forward with the extraordinary step of an early nomination by way of a ‘virtual roll call,’ as even many DNC members have admitted. Proceeding with the ‘virtual roll call’ in the absence of a valid legal rationale will be rightly perceived as a purely political maneuver, which we believe would be counterproductive and undermine party unity and cohesion. Moreover, it would contradict what President Biden himself has repeatedly said to members of Congress in recent days, telling us that anyone who wants to challenge his nomination should do so ‘at the convention.'”

“The Democratic Party – not just elected officials and delegates, but also millions of grassroots voters – is currently engaged in careful consideration and debate about the absolute imperative of defeating Donald Trump and winning control of Congress. As Democratic members of Congress, we represent the spectrum of views on this question,” and it keeps going on and on.

An analysis of polling data by the Survey Center for American life finds that divorced men prefer convicted felon former President Trump by 56 percent, a wide margin over the 42 percent of divorced women who would vote for him, and the 50 percent of married men who back Donald.

California Dem Congressman and Senate candidate Adam Schiff on Saturday told a gathering of wealthy donors in the Hamptons that he thinks Biden is doomed, the New York Times reports.

“I think if he is our nominee, I think we lose,” Schiff said, per a recording. “And we may very, very well lose the Senate and lose our chance to take back the House.” The comments came before the failed assassination attempt on convicted felon former President Trump, which the Times reports took a lot of the momentum out of the efforts inside the Democratic Party to get Biden to step down.

When President Trump called me I was taping with an in-house videographer. I should have ordered the videographer to stop recording immediately. I am mortified that this was posted. I apologize to the president.

— Robert F. Kennedy Jr (@RobertKennedyJr) July 16, 2024

Trump links vaccines to autism in leaked video with RFK Jr.: “And then you see the baby, all of a sudden, starting to change radically. I’ve seen it too many times. And then you hear that it doesn’t have an impact, right” pic.twitter.com/r7bBsiEqxA

— Biden-Harris HQ (@BidenHQ) July 16, 2024

The Philadelphia Fox Affiliate’s Tuesday headline “Snow reported at Philadelphia International Airport in the middle of July: NWS” leans heavily on the fact that the National Weather Service does for some goddamned reason count accumulation of hail dropped by a thunderstorm as “snow.”

“It appears Philadelphia took ‘Christmas in July’ a little too seriously this year! As temperatures hit a high of 94 degrees on Sunday, a record daily snowfall was reported at the Philadelphia International Airport. The National Weather Service says thunderstorms produced small hail, which counts as a trace of snow!” Fox 29 wrote, adding the exclamation to emphasize the technical truth.

They didn’t actually print what the accumulation was or why the federal government’s meteorology agency classifies two distinct forms of precipitation as the same. Try building a “hailman” or catching a golfball-sized “hailflake” on your tongue if you think they’re so goddamned similar.

While the overall number was steady, consumer spending in general rose in June despite analysts predicting a significant decrease, Bloomberg reports.  Confusingly, the topline number remained the same while spending actually increased because a hack into a software platform used by car dealers was hacked last month, significantly impacting car sales; the attack was reportedly ended when software firm CDK Global paid a $25 million ransom earlier this month.

Democrats spotlight Biden alter-ego 'Dark Brandon' as they launch billboards near GOP conventionhttps://t.co/syrE0c5j3p

— Fox News (@FoxNews) July 16, 2024

Republican National Convention attendees can enter to win their very own AR-15, a famous weapon of war most recently featured in an incident in which a devoted fan of their party was killed because their now-nominee turned his head at the correct split second, Rolling Stone reports.

The raffle is sponsored by a non-profit called the US Concealed-Carry Association – which is kind of funny because an AR-15 sure seems awfully difficult to conceal while carrying – a group boasting supposedly 800,000 members and centered around insuring gun owners from having to deal with legal fees if they kill another person and find themselves prosecuted or sued for it.

“Thomas Crooks’ phone has offered federal investigators no clear explanations about why the 20-year-old from suburban Pittsburgh tried to assassinate former President Donald Trump,” the New York Post reports in the lede to their Monday night story about the phone’s contents, citing “law enforcement sources.” Given the Post’s reputation for being less-than-reliable narrators and the elasticity of the language there with “no clear explanations,” it’s hard to imagine the phone would not yield at least something satisfactory to those among us whose biases crave confirmation.

This is a leak, there’s no real restriction on what can be said to reporters, just what the Post wants to print. Which is to say a quote like “We found out Crooks was into that weird anime porn and had saved up a lot of reward points on his Pizza Hut app” or even just “the source declined to offer further specifics about the phone’s contents” would go a long way with blunting our skepticism.

Instead we have to take our pick between the Post were just too fucking lazy to ask some basic questions about the nature of the data or that they did and deliberately chose not to print that the FBI source told them Crooks was a lurker who followed this or that deranged MAGA influencer on Telegram or Zello because that wasn’t a “clear” enough explanation for their audience.

You guys can get mad at me for saying it but the first day of the convention was totally absurd and a very bad omen of things to come. Trump has never had more momentum or good will and the RNC decided to use that to push a message of diversity and inclusivity rather than using…

— Matt Walsh (@MattWalshBlog) July 16, 2024

“Trump has never had more momentum or good will and the RNC decided to use that to push a message of diversity and inclusivity rather than using it to advance anything resembling a conservative agenda. I call it as I see it and that’s what I saw,” continued the Daily Wire’s Matt Walsh in his lament. On Monday night Walsh bitched that “Trump has just reached mythic status by defying death and surviving an assassination attempt and the GOP decides that the best next move is to have him sit and listen to a porn star talk about diversity. Brilliant move. Thanks guys.”

The “porn star” in that rant being Kanye West’s ex-girlfriend, Amber Rose, an OnlyFans model who addressed the crowd to endorse the Orange God Emperor, described by Walsh as “a pro-abortion feminist and self-proclaimed slut with a face tattoo whose only claim to fame is having sex with rappers. Truly an embarrassment. Not a single voter will be mobilized by this person.”

The Democratic National Committee are planning to move ahead with the virtual nomination process for President Biden, starting on Friday with a virtual call of the rules committee on Friday, another party group on Sunday, and then with the 4,000-plus delegates casting their ballots for him on Monday, with that process expected to last the week, the New York Times reports.

Romania’s parliament on Monday adopted legislation allowing for the culling of 481 bears, an increase from last year’s 220, after a hiker was killed in an attack last week, Al-Jazeera reports.

The wife of the man killed during the failed assassination attempt on convicted felon former President Trump on Monday told the New York Post that President Joe Biden reached out and tried to call but she declined and that she did not do the same to Trump because he hasn’t bothered yet.

“I didn’t talk to Biden. I didn’t want to talk to him,” said Helen Comperatore, widow to 50 year-old victim Corey Comperatore. “My husband was a devout Republican and he would not have wanted me to talk to him… I don’t have any ill-will towards Joe Biden. I’m not one of those people that gets involved in politics. I support Trump, that’s who I’m voting for but I don’t have ill-will towards Biden.”

“He didn’t do anything to my husband. A 20-year-old despicable kid did,” Helen added. The Post story mentions that Trump didn’t call but does not quote her saying as such. Donald spent his Sunday golfing in New Jersey before flying to Milwaukee for his coronation in the afternoon.