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President Biden’s campaign tells CBS’s Weijia Jiang that their internal polling post-debate shows no change from May: Trump 46 to Biden 45 percent. “The poll focused on 7 battleground states: AZ, GA, MI, NC, NV, PA, and WI,” Jiang writes, which we guess means was an average of them.

#NEWS: Chairman @Jim_Jordan and @HouseAdmin Chairman @RepBryanSteil open new probe into North Carolina State Board of Elections' decision to keep qualified candidates off the ballot in November.

Read the letter ↓ pic.twitter.com/v4e4Ucqo1M

— House Judiciary GOP 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸 (@JudiciaryGOP) July 1, 2024

WOW! Never thought we’d see Jim Jordan and Bryan Stwat or whatever his name is standing up for the little guy who might not want to vote for either Biden or Trump in North Carolina and lol they’re not even fucking trying to hide it with this bullshit effort to meddle with a state process. It’s only in the footnotes that they mention an article about Robert F Kennedy Jr and Cornel West being blocked from the ballot, for now, in the Tar Heel State on some technicality.

A registered Republican voter and Pinellas County, Florida sheriff’s deputy resigned from the force on Monday after being charged by prosecutors with ten counts of possession of child pornography and ten counts of transmission of child pornography, Fox 13 reports.

Want to know how 33 year-old Trevor Scott Willis was caught? Well he was also kind of wasting taxpayer time while watching the child porn videos (whose description we will not reprint here) by using the wifi at the jailhouse he was guarding to access the horrible smut. Then he admitted it.

🚨 BREAKING 🚨 Meidas Touch reports that Hailey “Hawk Tuah” Welch wouldn’t give convicted felon former President Trump’s mushroom a “hawk tuah,” as in oral sex. “It’s a no from me,” Welch told some podcaster, meaning that two potbellied fanboys in Virginia got those shirts made for nothing.

Ughhhhhhhh holy shit, lol… As stupid and debased as all this is we’re not entirely sure Meidas Touch are wrong to treat this non-endorsement as if it was significant. “Hawk Tuah” is so viral.

Expect a Visit …. https://t.co/QC5XrZ6PGy

— Chris LaCivita (@LaCivitaC) July 1, 2024

Here’s Trump campaign manager Chris LaCivita not-very-implicitly threatening a 21 year-old kid supposedly on the Biden campaign’s influencer payroll for just having the same take everyone did.

Democratic Party officials are considering formally nominating President Joe Biden as the 2024 nominee on July 21st to put an end the pundit circlejerk over replacing him, Bloomberg reports.

Peruvian 2021 presidential election loser Ivanka Fujimori on Monday sat for the opening statements in the trial brought over money laundering charges stemming from her also failed 2011 and 2016 campaigns, Reuters reports. It’s expected to be a long haul as the prosecution and defense are expected to call as many as 2,000 witnesses in the case against the daughter of former dictator Alberto Fujimori. “It is very likely that it will last until 2026”, said Fujimori’s lawyer Giulliana Loza.

Non-Correction: The current version of this article misspelled Keiko Fujimori’s first name as ‘Ivanka’ in the headline and text. National Zero does not regret the error and will not be correcting it.

A court in Dusseldorf, Germany on Monday ruled that members of the far right Alternative for Germany (AfD) cannot legally own firearms as the BfV domestic intelligence agency has formally placed the AfD under suspicion of working to undermine the country’s constitution, DPA reports.

In related news, DPA also reports that on Monday a court in Munich ruled that the AfD can be put under surveillance by Bavaria’s state police intel unit based on their public statements.

The Supreme Court has become consumed by a corruption crisis beyond its control.

Today’s ruling represents an assault on American democracy. It is up to Congress to defend our nation from this authoritarian capture.

I intend on filing articles of impeachment upon our return.

— Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (@AOC) July 1, 2024

Obviously Mike Johnson isn’t going to allow them to get to the floor but it’s not a bad way to shine the progressive left’s light back on Trump after months and months of Dem infighting.

“Today’s Historic Decision by the Supreme Court should end all of Crooked Joe Biden’s Witch Hunts against me, including the New York Hoaxes – The Manhattan SCAM cooked up by Soros backed DA, Alvin Bragg, Racist New York Attorney General Tish James’ shameless ATTACK on the amazing business that I have built, and the FAKE Bergdorf’s ‘case.’ PROUD TO BE AN AMERICAN!” posted convicted felon former President Trump on Truth Social after the Supreme Court on Monday seriously jammed up Justice Department special counsel Jack Smith’s DC case against him.

An exuberant and overconfident Trump is especially fun to watch right now as he just knows the political and legal situations for him should remain completely static through November, that it’s all going to be smooth sailing from here and that certain other actors will exercise all restraint.

Engineers with Chinese commercial concern Space Pioneer on Sunday couldn’t contain their rocket’s fuel load during a pre-launch test, with the vessel’s boosters firing prematurely and sending it crashing nearby and prompting shameful, red-faced apologies to partners, the Independent reports

“After liftoff, the onboard computer automatically shut down and the rocket fell 1.5 kilometres southwest of the launchpad. The rocket body disintegrated after falling into the mountain. The test site is far away from the urban area of ​​Gongyi. Before the test, we worked with the local government to improve safety measures and organise the evacuation of surrounding personnel in advance. After investigation, no casualties were found,” Space Pioneer said in a statement.

White nationalist alcoholic Steve Bannon will arrive at a federal prison in Danbury, Connecticut to be stripped, deloused, and bathed Monday before beginning his four-month sentence for criminal contempt of Congress, a brief preview of the longer bid he likely faces in New York State.

Spandex-wearing grapple-freak Jim Jordan’s House Judiciary Committee on Monday sued Attorney General Merrick Garland for copies of the audio of the October 2023 interview between President Joe Biden and documents fuckup special counsel Robert K Hur, CNN’s Annie Grayer reports.

The US Supreme Court at long last on Friday ruled 6-3 on convicted felon former President Trump’s claim of immunity in the case brought by Justice Department special counsel Jack Smith, finding that “the nature of Presidential power entitles a former President to absolute immunity from criminal prosecution for actions within his conclusive and preclusive constitutional authority. And he is entitled to at least presumptive immunity from prosecution for all his official acts. There is no immunity for unofficial acts” and that “determining whether and under what circumstances such a prosecution may proceed requires careful assessment of the scope of Presidential power under the Constitution. The nature of that power requires that a former President have some immunity from criminal prosecution for official acts during his tenure in office. At least with respect to the President’s exercise of his core constitutional powers, this immunity must be absolute. As for his remaining official actions, he is entitled to at least presumptive immunity.”

Unless Jack Smith files a superseding indictment trimming down everything that could be encompassed within this ruling – which also prohibits even the admissibility of anything that could be considered an “official act” – then this trial is not happening before the election.

First son and sort of accomplished painter Hunter Biden on Monday filed a lawsuit in New York against Fox News stating that the propaganda network sought “to harass, annoy, alarm, and humiliate him, and tarnish his reputation” as “part of their politically motivated attacks against the President and his family” centered on the stupid “mock trial” series Fox pulled in April.

“Without Mr Biden’s consent, Fox produced an entirely fictional six-part ‘mock trial’ entitled ‘The Trial of Hunter Biden’, which first became available for streaming on Fox Nation on October 21, 2022. The miniseries was described by Fox as ‘a riveting look at the unresolved legal situation of President Joe Biden’s son, Hunter.’ As Fox explained, the mock trial captures ‘how a possible Hunter Biden trial might look,'” wrote Hunter’s lawyers at California firm Geragos and Geragos, APC.

A DC federal judge on Friday tossed dipshit former dairy farmer-turned incompetent far right Congressman-turned Trump Media and Technology Group CEO Devin Nunes’s 2020 defamation suit against the Washington Post over a 2017 article that implied Nunes was full of shit when he claimed that a whistleblower had come to him with evidence that now-convicted felon former President Trump was the subject of surveillance by the Obama Administration during the 2016 campaign.

We’re not aware of any such lawsuit that Nunes has won or even made it to trial, much less settled.

.@TarajiPHenson: Show up and show out when it's time to vote. It's about making decisions that will affect us. Trump's Project 2025 plan is not a game. They are attacking our most vulnerable citizens. Pay attention and look it up

Learn more at https://t.co/DfMVVOKP8r pic.twitter.com/rExs41UVCc

— Biden-Harris HQ (@BidenHQ) July 1, 2024

Actress Taranji P Henson on Sunday night urged viewers of the annual BET Awards to look into the Trump Reich-in-waiting’s Project 2025 plan to implement a fascist white nationalist autocracy should their Orange Allah return to power, forcefully calling it an attack on rights and “not a game.”

In not really lighter but still kind of darkly funny news out of the awards show, the live audience voiced a collective “what the fuck” when OJ Simpson was included in the “in memoriam” montage.

“At 800 AM AST (1200 UTC), the eye of Hurricane Beryl was located near latitude 12.0 North, longitude 60.5 West. Beryl is moving toward the west-northwest near 20 mph (31 km/h). A continued quick westward to west-northwestward motion is expected during the next few days. On the forecast track, the center of Beryl is expected to move across the Windward Islands this morning and across the southeastern and central Caribbean Sea late today through Wednesday.”

“Data from the NOAA and Air Force Hurricane Hunters indicate that maximum sustained winds have increased to near 130 mph (215 km/h) with higher gusts. Beryl is a category 4 hurricane on the Saffir-Simpson Hurricane Wind Scale. Fluctuations in strength are likely during the next day or so, but Beryl is expected to remain an extremely dangerous major hurricane as its core moves through the Windward Islands into the eastern Caribbean. Some weakening is expected in the central Caribbean by midweek, though Beryl is forecast to remain a hurricane. Hurricane-force winds extend outward up to 35 miles (55 km) from the center and tropical-storm-force winds extend outward up to 125 miles (205 km). Grantley Adams International Airport on Barbados recently reported sustained winds of 47 mph (76 km/h) with a gust to 69 mph (111 km/h). The estimated minimum central pressure based on dropsonde data is 959 mb (28.32 inches),” says an NOAA bulletin.

“Without Presidential Immunity, a President of the United States literally could not function! It should be a STRONG IMMUNITY, where proper decisions can be made, where our Country can be POWERFUL and THRIVE, and where Opponents cannot hold up and extort a Future President for Political Gain. It is a BIG decision, an important decision, a decision which can affect the Success or Failure of our Country for decades to come. We want a GREAT Country, not a weak, withering, and ineffective one. STRONG PRESIDENTIAL IMMUNITY IS A MUST!” posted convicted felon former President Trump on Sunday, hyping up the big drop from Los Supremos on Monday.