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“In addition to covering the state of Arizona as a fair and honest journalist for 27 years, I have traveled to every corner of this state on the campaign trail. I speak to more Arizonans than anyone and it is abundantly clear that the pre-statehood law is out of step with Arizonans.”

“I am the only woman and mother in this race. I understand the fear and anxiety of pregnancy, and the joy of motherhood. I wholeheartedly agree with President Trump – this is a very personal issue that should be determined by each individual state and her people. I oppose today’s ruling, and I am calling on Katie Hobbs and the State Legislature to come up with an immediate common sense solution that Arizonans can support. Ultimately, Arizona voters will make the decision on the ballot come November,” says Kari Lake in a statement. It’s not clear why she couldn’t just pass a new law herself seeing as how she won the 2022 gubernatorial election fair and square.

More seriously Lake of course is waffling on all the shit she said previously about abortion during that first failed campaign, actually even about this very law, as in June 2022 she told a radio host she was “incredibly thrilled that we are going to have a great law that’s already on the books. I believe it’s ARS 13-3603. So it will prohibit abortion in Arizona except to save the life of a mother. And I think we’re going to be paving the way and setting course for other states to follow.”

“Millions of Arizonans will soon live under an even more extreme and dangerous abortion ban, which fails to protect women even when their health is at risk or in tragic cases of rape or incest. This cruel ban was first enacted in 1864 – more than 150 years ago, before Arizona was even a state and well before women had secured the right to vote. This ruling is a result of the extreme agenda of Republican elected officials who are committed to ripping away women’s freedom.”

“Vice President Harris and I stand with the vast majority of Americans who support a woman’s right to choose. We will continue to fight to protect reproductive rights and call on Congress to pass a law restoring the protections of Roe v Wade for women in every state,” says President Joe Biden in an official White House statement, making it clear he took notice and will be campaigning accordingly.

The Arizona State Supreme Court on Tuesday upheld an 1864 law banning nearly all abortions in the state, with the 4-2 majority opinion crediting the Dobbs decision, the Arizona Mirror reports.

It’s not 100 percent clear what happens next in terms of enforcement, since Governor Katie Hobbs and Attorney General Kris Mayes are Democrats and will probably do whatever they can to block the law from being enforced. In terms of politics we would venture that this is probably pretty fucking bad for fat former President Trump and Kari Lake especially if, as expected, a ballot measure for a constitutional amendment makes it on the ballot this fall. The groups canvassing for it already have about 500,000 signatures over the 383,923 required, and that was before this ruling.

Spare a thought for the women who are going to suffer because of this before you celebrate the electoral impact. This is still a bad thing in the middle term and any relief will come too late (if it ever even does come) for women stuck now with medically dangerous and/or nonviable pregnancies.

NEW AD: My youngest son Roman helped out with our latest campaign ad, reminding Coloradans of what I've gotten done for our state in Congress! pic.twitter.com/FdKmLyOOtM

— Lauren Boebert (@laurenboebert) April 9, 2024

Man, what an uninspired choice for stock music to be playing in the background during this regular old campaign ad. Who the hell picked it? It’s like an auditory version of styrofoam packing peanuts.

…Yeah, we’re kind of overclocked and couldn’t think of any other way to introduce this ridiculous ad here. Volumes could be written about what the word “hoops” replaced in an earlier draft of the “Hey mom, wanna go shoot hoops?” line. Was it “libtards”? And as terrible and unnatural Boebert is here, she still blows the doors off of Senator Katie Britt’s kitchen performance from last month.

For the second time in as many days a New York State appellate court has told fat former President Trump to shut the fuck up and deal with it, denying his request for a stay in the start of the trial over his $130,000 hush money payments to pornstar Stormy Daniels, CNN’s Zach Cohen reports, adding that it took just minutes for Appellate Division Judge Cynthia Kern to deny Trump’s pleas. The orange slob apparently actually thought the “pre-trial publicity” bullshit would work.

“New York Attorney General Letitia James today announced that she has reached an agreement on proposed relief from two conspiracy theorists who launched a robocall campaign designed to prevent Black New Yorkers from voting by mail ahead of the 2020 election. In March 2023, a federal judge ruled in Attorney General James’ favor and found Jacob Wohl and Jack Burkman liable for targeting Black voters and transmitting false and threatening messages intended to discourage voting. Under this agreement, Wohl and Burkman will pay up to $1.25 million for their wrongdoing.”

“‘The right to vote is the cornerstone of our democracy, and it belongs to everyone. We will not allow anyone to threaten that right,’ said Attorney General James. ‘Wohl and Burkman orchestrated a depraved and disinformation-ridden campaign to intimidate Black voters in an attempt to sway the election in favor of their preferred candidate. Now they will pay up to $1.25 million to my office, the National Coalition on Black Civic Participation, and the individuals who were harmed by their scheme. My office will always defend the right to vote,'” says a statement from the New York State Attorney General’s office, a nice little fuck you on top of the $464 million she took the Orange God Emperor himself for earlier this year. Also not the worst fine for Wohl and Burkman since 2020.

As expected, Senate Democrats will immediately kill the articles of impeachment against Homeland Security Secretary Alejandro Mayorkas on Wednesday, Axios reports citing three Dem sources. If anything this probably should tell you how confident the Donks are about Jon Tester and Sherrod Brown hanging on, as under normal circumstance you wouldn’t want to hand their challengers any ammo – or in Tim Sheehy’s case a gun – on this issue, but apparently it’s not a concern.

Gremlin-faced bastard Canadian Ted Cruz is facing a formal campaign finance complaint over profits from the company that syndicates his stupid podcast to his PAC, the Texas Tribune reports.

The complaint from Citizens United and the Campaign Legal Center, filed Tuesday with the Federal Election Commission, alleges Cruz may have improperly directed radio marketing and distribution firm iHeartMedia to send over $630,000 to the Truth and Courage PAC, a group dedicated to Cruz’s reelection effort, which is $5,000 over the limit a candidate can fork over to their PAC.

Non-governmental watchdog complaints are usually pointless, stupid bullshit meant more to get attention than actually punish wrongdoing, like some right wing circlejerk outfit demanding an investigation into who invited AOC going to the Met Gala. We both like to think and actually do think this one is different however because it’s an actual violation, not a shrill but non-specific accusation.

The only thing that hasn’t changed is House Oversight Chairbilly James Comer’s resentment toward the “media” for calling him out on his ceaseless failures to conduct anything even remotely resembling “oversight.” Credit to the indispensable Aaron Rupar for stitching these clips together.

“Norfolk Southern Corporation announced Tuesday that it has reached a $600 million agreement in principle to resolve a consolidated class action lawsuit relating to the East Palestine derailment. If approved by the court, the agreement will resolve all class action claims within a 20-mile radius from the derailment and, for those residents who choose to participate, personal injury claims within a 10-mile radius from the derailment,” says a press release from Norfolk Southern.

“This is another promise kept by Norfolk Southern to make it right for the people of East Palestine and the surrounding communities. In March 2023, the company made commitments to address three long-term concerns of residents: drinking water, home values, and healthcare. Already, the company has announced programs for drinking water and home value assurance. The company is going further through this comprehensive settlement—providing additional, significant monetary relief to individuals, including for healthcare, and to help qualifying local businesses continue to rebuild and grow,” and blah blah blah with a bunch of other PR bullshit before they get to “This agreement does not include or constitute any admission of liability, wrongdoing, or fault,” lol.

Thus ends the “white genocide” crisis that was Joe Biden and Pete Buttigieg’s fault but former President Trump selflessly donated a few hundred bucks worth of McDonald’s food to help mitigate.

“On Apr 4, 2024, the US government transferred over 5,000 AK-47s, machine guns, sniper rifles, RPG-7s and over 500,000 rounds of 7.62mm ammunition to the Ukrainian armed forces. This constitutes enough materiel to equip one UKR BDE with small arms rifles. These weapons will help Ukraine defend against Russia’s invasion. The government obtained ownership of these munitions on December 1, 2023, through the Department of Justice’s civil forfeiture claims against Iran’s Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps (IRGC). These munitions were originally seized by US Central Command and partner naval forces from four separate transiting stateless vessels between 22 May 2021 to 15 Feb 2023. The munitions were being transferred from the IRGC to the Houthis in Yemen in violation of the United Nations Security Council Resolution 2216. US CENTCOM is committed to working with our allies and partners to counter the flow of Iranian lethal aid in the region by all lawful means including US and UN sanctions and through interdictions. Iran’s support for armed groups threatens international and regional security, our forces, diplomatic personnel, and citizens in the region, as well as those of our partners. We will continue to do whatever we can to shed light on and stop Iran’s destabilizing activities,” says US Central Command in a statement.

This is different from what cunts like Rick Scott, Donald Trump, and Marsha Blackburn told us about the Biden Administration funding Iranian aggression in the Middle East when Israel was attacked last year. Might be safe to assume they were all lying about that simply to score cheap political points.

White nationalist Congresswoman Marjorie Taylor Greene may or may not actually move forward on her motion to vacate against Jesus dork House Speaker Mike Johnson, as a “Dear Colleague” letter obtained by the New York Times is lengthy on bitching and complaining but short on intent.

“If these actions by the leader of our conference continue, then we are not a Republican Party – we are a uniparty that is hellbent on remaining on the path of self-inflicted destruction,” Greene wrote. “I will neither support nor take part in any of that, and neither will the people we represent. Fully funding abortion, the trans agenda, the climate agenda, foreign wars and Biden’s border crisis is not ‘ensuring liberty, opportunity and security for all Americans.'” Still nothing about actually doing it.

The divorced psychopath also took aim at Johnson for not getting in the way of special counsel Jack Smith’s “witch hunts” of fat former President Trump, writing that Dems “want him dead and our power of appropriations could have stopped it, but Speaker Johnson didn’t even try.”

Argentinian President Javier Milei has cut ties with Miami-based MAGA political consultant Damian Merlo, who served as Milei’s “unofficial ambassador” to fat former President Trump and US Republicans during the psychotic libertarian’s successful campaign last year, Semafor reports. No reason was given, and Semafor only found out via public FARA filings that the contract had lapsed.

“Friend, in one week, my SHAM trial in New York begins. THEY WANT ME IN PRISON! Democrats are salivating. They think images of me sitting in court will be the end of the MAGA Movement. If we don’t have a MASSIVE outpouring of patriotic support – right here, right now – all Hell will break loose. #1 Democrats will say they’re winning. #2 The LIARS in the media will say our campaign is FINISHED. #3 And worst of all? THE ABSOLUTE WORST! They’ll start to say supporters like YOU have given up on me… BUT I KNOW THAT’S NOT TRUE! MY SUPPORTERS ARE THE GREATEST PEOPLE IN THE HISTORY OF THE COUNTRY! Rabid Democrats will raise MILLIONS while I’m stuck defending myself in court,” writes “President Trump” in a fundraising email sent Monday.

“Now it’s time for ALL of us to send the Democrats, the media, and the Globalist Deep State a message they’ll NEVER forget. Before the day is over, I’m calling on ONE MILLION pro-Trump patriots to chip in and say, I’LL NEVER GIVE UP ON PRESIDENT TRUMP! > Remember, the only thing standing between freedom & the TOTAL OBLITERATION of our country is your support. YOUR SUPPORT fuels our Patriotic movement. And only with YOUR SUPPORT will we win back the White House. So from the bottom of my heart, I’m asking for you to stand with me just one more time > I know together we will win back the White House and MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!” the email concluded.

Weird how the Trump campaign aren’t doing so well with small-dollar donations these days with messaging like this. The freely associated stream of consciousness, apocalyptic warnings of violence, and contradictory assertions of both doom and victory being imminent for the “MAGA Movement” are perfect appeals to the broken, irradiated brains of the Orange Warlord’s voter base.

“Alexander Scott Mercurio, 18, of Coeur d’Alene, Idaho, was arrested Saturday, April 6, 2024, in Coeur d’Alene for attempting to provide material support and resources to ISIS. According to the affidavit in support of the criminal complaint, Mercurio pledged his allegiance to ISIS and intended to commit attacks on its behalf. He planned to attack individuals at churches in Coeur d’Alene on April 7 using weapons, including knives, firearms, and fire. The FBI’s Joint Terrorism Task Force (JTTF) conducted the investigation and thwarted Mercurio’s violent plot. Mercurio is currently in custody awaiting his initial appearance which will be set by the Court. ‘As alleged in the complaint, the defendant swore an oath of loyalty to ISIS and planned to wage an attack in its name on churches in Coeur d’Alene, Idaho,’ said Attorney General Merrick Garland. ‘Thanks to the investigative efforts of the FBI, the defendant was taken into custody before he could act, and he is now charged with attempting to support ISIS’s mission of terror and violence.’ If convicted, Mercurio faces a maximum penalty of 20 years in federal prison,” says a Justice Department press release.

Well ain’t that something? You’d think an angry 18 year-old in northern Idaho who plans a mass shooting would be hardcore MAGA, not ISIS. Must be kind of a loner who gravitated away from the violent white nationalist extremism of his peers and into violent Islamic extremism. All the cool kids were goose-stepping to Patriot Front marching cadence and talking to each other about how to build deadly pipe bombs while he was by himself researching how to build deadly pipe bombs.

A new analysis by Politico finds that there were 185 incidents of physical attacks against American electrical infrastructure reported in 2023, twice the number in 2021. That information on what are the most vulnerable parts of substations and transformers and what not are often available on extremist forums these days is almost certainly a factor in the increase. “We know activists continue to use this as a vehicle to get their ideology and other political thoughts across,” said North American Electric Reliability Corp senior vice president Manny Cancel in a recent presentation.

What keeps experts like Cancel awake at night more often though is foreign cyber threats to energy infrastructure. “The current geopolitical situation has significant ramifications for the North American grid. The major nation-state actors – China, North Korea, Iran and Russia – absolutely possess the capability to disrupt critical infrastructure here in North America,” Cancel said last week.

If all the celebrities that are clamoring for more money to Ukraine really want to show us “extremists” they should go ahead and cut the checks themselves.

Simple, issue resolved and we can move on.

— George Santos (@MrSantosNY) April 9, 2024

Donald Trump’s choice for the Republican nomination for Senate to take on incumbent Democrat Tammy Baldwin said on a Fox streaming show that people living in “nursing homes” shouldn’t vote because, basically, they’ve got nothing left to live for so they should young people make the election decisions, the Daily Beast reports.

Asked if he believed the 2020 election was stolen, Eric Hovde said that he did not but pointed to senior living facilities in the state as spots of suspicious activity.  “We had nursing homes—where the sheriff of Racine investigated—where you had 100 percent voting in nursing homes,” he said on the Guy Benson Show. “Well, if you’re in a nursing home, you only have a five, six-month life expectancy. Almost nobody in a nursing home is in a point to vote. And you had children, adult children showing up saying, ‘Who voted for my 85 or 90-year-old father or mother?’”

A 22-year-old Georgia woman was arrested after wounding two people driving on a Florida highway on Monday during the eclipse, telling officers God wanted her to carry out a shooting spree, NBC News reports.  Taylon Nichelle Celestine checked out of a Florida hotel Monday and “told the staff she was going on a shooting spree, directed by ‘God’ in relation to the solar eclipse,” law enforcement officials said.

After she was pulled over, an AR-15 style assault rifle and a 9 mm handgun were found in her Dodge Challenger.  She was booked by the Highway Patrol on attempted murder, aggravated battery with a deadly weapon and improper discharge of a firearm.

It’s as pre-ordained as the destruction of the Death Star in Star Wars: A New Hope, but an effort led by Congresscentauress Marjorie Taylor Greene will put the Speakership of the passively malignant Mike Johnson up for a vote.  This will lead to a handful of her fellow grumpy Republicans joining her and, banking on a predictable oppositional “support” of Democrats, they’ll rush to push Johnson out.  Marge will crow about her superpower, and she’ll get the camera time on the steps of the Capitol she so craves.

“We should hold on and do what is right, to do what ‘ar voters sent us to do,” Marge says so loudly she makes the microphone she’s holding in the vacant retirement home community hall unnecessary.  “But that has not happened this Congress.  As a matter of fact, our Republican House majority has failed completely.”

She’s right.  For once you can’t argue with her; you’d be flogging a dead horse.  The Republican House majority has failed.  Not just the leadership; the Majority.  The Republicans are, in short, a failure.  Marge is right, and Marge got them there.