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Arizona AG looking at Trump Regime’s pressure on local officials

Arizona Attorney General Kris Mayes’s office has been making steady progress in its investigation into disgraced former President Trump and his minions pressuring officials in the state to overturn his circa-10,000 vote defeat in the state in the 2020 election, conducting interviews with all the current and former members of the Maricopa County Board of Supervisors and former state House Speaker Rusty Bowers to build a case, the Washington Post reports on movement in a possible fifth jurisdiction in which the fat bastard could end up facing criminal charges.

The investigation had previously been more akin to Michigan Attorney General Dana Nessel’s case against the 16 fake Trump 2020 electors in the Great Lakes State – as in local yokels only – than Fulton District Attorney Fani Willis’s sweeping RICO indictment against Donald and 18 of his minions, only two of them fake electors. But the Post’s reporting indicates a scope widening to the post-election meltdown inciting violent threats against Bowers and the Maricopa officials.

It’s not clear yet if or when Trump himself could find himself targeted in the probe. A lot would depend on the level of cooperation from guys like Bowers and former Governor Doug Ducey, who reportedly had a conversation with Trump similar to the one Georgia Secretary of State Brad Raffensperger did on January 2, 2021. Ducey did not however leak a recording of it the very next day (he didn’t record it at all) and the Post only got it from a second-hand source earlier this year.

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Russian Central Bank raises interest rate to 15 percent

Continuing to struggle with a tanking ruble, Russia’s Central Bank on Friday again raised interest rates by 200 “basis points,” which is the fancy word for 2 percent, to 15 percent total, fully doubling from the rate of 7.5 percent in the first half of this year, the Associated Press reports.

The bank also said the annualized price growth rate exceeded 12 percent in the third quarter which is, uh, pretty fucking high. We were to understand from the MAGA trolls who also constantly bitch about inflation that Russia is awesome and Putin is such a better leader than Joe Biden. As such we welcome those who haven’t been banned yet to continue such assertions. Please be sure to incorporate the US Commerce Department’s latest monthly core personal consumption expenditures price index report showing only a 0.3 percent domestic increase in the measure for comparison.

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Maladjusted loser doubles down on “presidential immunity” claim in some very unique and interestingly fucking stupid new ways

In a new motion filed late Thursday in the DC federal court where he faces four federal criminal charges for his failed post-2020 election coup attempt disgraced former autocrat Donald Trump continued claiming that he had “presidential immunity” for his actions by citing scandals that dogged past administrations having gone unprosecuted to be some sort of defense for his own fuckery.

The Government argues that the fact ‘that no former president has been criminally prosecuted… reflects not a history and tradition implying the existence of criminal immunity but instead the fact that ‘most presidents have done nothing criminal, making it difficult to draw inferences from the absence of arrests and prosecutions.” On the contrary, American history teems with situations where the opposing party vigorously contended that a sitting President acted criminally in the exercise of his official responsibilities. Yet, when the opposing party took power, none of these Presidents was ever prosecuted, until 2023[…] President Nixon was widely accused of criminal obstruction of justice for the exercise of his official duties in the so-called ‘Saturday Night Massacre,’ when he ordered three subsequent Attorneys General to fire the Watergate Special Prosecutor. President George W Bush’s critics widely accused him of lying to Congress to induce the Iraq War on false allegedly pretenses by claiming that Saddam Hussein’s regime in Iraq was hoarding stockpiles of ‘weapons of mass destruction,’ which turned out to be non-existent.

President Obama was criticized for personally authorizing the extrajudicial killing of a US citizen located abroad through a CIA ‘kill list’ and a drone strike that killed both the citizen and his 16 year-old son, also a US citizen. History provides many further examples. Though many at the time believed these official actions were criminal, and their political opponents eventually took power in every case, none of these Presidents were ever charged with any crime for official acts. Our history thus reflects a strong tradition against prosecuting Presidents for their official acts.

First off, Nixon was preemptively pardoned by his successor, Gerald Ford, who wanted to move forward. We don’t know how close Tricky Dick came to getting prosecuted since it was just a month after his resignation. We would venture it was probably pretty close given that Nixon was already listed as an “un-indicted co-conspirator” in the federal criminal cases against his minions.

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Orange Defendant limiting rallies due to legal exposure: report

Sources close to disgraced former President Trump’s 2024 campaign tells the Daily Beast that their team are limiting their deranged candidate’s rallies in part due to the increased legal exposure that letting him say whatever the fuck he wants on stage could invite. “Honestly, given he has legal risk on many fronts, I’d probably do the same just to minimize anything that would fuck up his legal defense,” a former Trump adviser told the Beast. “Let everyone else flame out. Then hit the gas.”

Other factors include that his campaign itself is actually somewhat hurting for money and rallies are expensive to put on even after he stiffs local police departments for security costs.

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Biden orders airstrikes in Syria and Iraq

“Today, at President Biden’s direction, US military forces conducted self-defense strikes on two facilities in eastern Syria used by Iran’s Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps (IRGC) and affiliated groups. These precision self-defense strikes are a response to a series of ongoing and mostly unsuccessful attacks against US personnel in Iraq and Syria by Iranian-backed militia groups that began on October 17. As a result of these attacks, one US citizen contractor died from a cardiac incident while sheltering in place; 21 US personnel suffered from minor injuries, but all have since returned to duty. The President has no higher priority than the safety of US personnel, and he directed today’s action to make clear that the United States will not tolerate such attacks and will defend itself, its personnel, and its interests. The United States does not seek conflict and has no intention nor desire to engage in further hostilities, but these Iranian-backed attacks against US forces are unacceptable and must stop. Iran wants to hide its hand and deny its role in these attacks against our forces. We will not let them. If attacks by Iran’s proxies against US forces continue, we will not hesitate to take further necessary measures to protect our people” – Statement from Defense Secretary Lloyd Austin on the Air Force pew-pewing some Iranian-backed bad guys.

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Vote to remove Santos to hit House floor next week

A group of House Republicans from New York will force a floor vote next week on expelling fellow New York Republican Congressman and guy who unfortunately will have a movie made out of his life George Santos from Congress because of, oh, so many things, Bloomberg reports.

Long Islander Anthony D’Esposito made the formal motion for a expedited vote in the House because Santos was indicted on charges including wire fraud, conspiracy, making false statements, falsifying records, aggravated identity theft and credit card fraud, as well as admitting to fraud in a Brazilian incident.

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🚨🚨🚨Dem Primary SHAKEUP: Phillips challenges Biden!🚨🚨🚨

OMG!  It’s the end of the world!  Minnesota Democratic Congressman Dean Phillips has thrown his hat into the ring for the 2024 Democratic nomination for president, challenging incumbent president and Corn Pop fighter Joe Biden, per CBS News.  So, who’s Dean Phillips?  Good question. He’s more legit than RFK Jr. but less of a following.  A third term Congressman, Phillips flipped a traditionally Red district to go to Washington.  He’ll have a celebratory announcement in New Hampshire on Friday that multiple people are expected to attend.

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US forces conduct “self defense strike” on Iranian facilities in Syria

US military forces conducted attacks against facilities operated by the Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps and affiliated groups in Syria, the Pentagon announced Thursday, in an operation officials say thwarted operations against American personnel, the Washington Post reports.

“These precision self-defense strikes are a response to a series of ongoing and mostly unsuccessful attacks against U.S. personnel in Iraq and Syria by Iranian-backed militia groups that began on October 17,” Defense Secretary Lloyd Austin said in a statement, before adding that the US has no intention to carry on further operations at this time.

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Black lawyer admitted to Maryland bar 166 years after rejection

A Baltimore City judge who reviewed his credentials for admission to the Bar Association found Edward Garrison Draper “qualified in all respects,” and saying the Dartmouth graduate was “most intelligent and well informed in his answers,” but rejected him from the Bar because in 1857, Draper had the one thing even the smartest lawyer couldn’t hide:  he was Black, and therefore became the first person banned from the Bar solely because he was Black.

According to the Baltimore Sun, the Supreme Court of Maryland held a special session Thursday to right the wrong in the slightest bit and admit Draper to the Bar posthumously.  The effort to admit Draper was led by a former Texas judge, John Browning, who works to address past injustices.

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Jim Jordan wrestles with the possibility that Mark Meadows flipped

Newsmax host Eric Bolling on Thursday asked Jim Jordan if he knows anything about whether Mark Meadows was wearing a wire while he was Chief of Staff, to which Jordan says “I don’t believe anything that gets written about- ya know- from- so many people in the mainstream press.” Problem is that, as we reported earlier, that “wire” story didn’t originate from the mainstream media but from this one hardcore MAGA asshole with a Nazi haircut who founded Students for Trump.

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Trump claims results of 2016 election relevant to DC federal case

In a filing that put a smile on my face (in a “hahahaha… oh, he’s serious” kinda way), Donald Trump claims that because of foreign interference claims in the 2016 and 2020 elections, he wants to bring classified intelligence into the proceedings relating to his attempt to overthrow the Constitution and reinstall himself into a second term.

“The Indictment in this case adopts classified assessments by the Intelligence Community and others that minimized, and at times ignored, efforts by foreign actors to influence and interfere with the 2020 election. President Trump will offer classified information at trial relating to foreign influence activities that impacted the 2016 and 2020 elections, as well as efforts by his administration to combat those activities. President Trump will also present classified information relating to the biased and politicized nature of the intelligence assessments that he and others rejected during the events in question. Collectively, this evidence will undercut central theories of the prosecution and establish that President Trump acted at all times in good faith and on the belief that he was doing what he had been elected to do,” in a BIG over-promise Trump’s lawyers won’t be able to deliver on.

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Matt Gaetz all but outs fellow Republican Jason Smith

MAGA Congressman Matt Gaetz on Thursday pretty much outed House Ways and Means Committee Chairman Jason Smith. It’s not like Smith’s sexuality is any real surprise but this is pretty fucked up.

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Gateway Pundit tries to hide MAGA influencer’s identity, fails

Holy freaking shit this is so goddamned hilarious. And stupid… very stupid. We would’ve picked up this Meadows story itself anyway, but the way the Gateway Pundit handled it is just priceless.

Best to go in a straight line here. On the left is the Thursday story “EXCLUSIVE TO GATEWAY PUNDIT: Latest Rumors About Mark Meadows Wearing a Wire – COMPLETELY FALSE,” which is fucking funny enough on its own that Meadows’s team needs to comment to the Pundit to deny said “rumors” on the right side of the image. We take no position on whether or not it’s true, who gives a shit honestly. It’s true enough if ABC News and other outlets’ reporting that Meadows had been immunized to testify to the grand jury impaneled by Justice Department special counsel Jack Smith investigating Trump’s failed post-2020 election coup attempt conspiracy is true as well.

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Comer “demands” Biden prove check from brother was personal

House Oversight Chairbilly James Comer on Thursday sent a letter to White House Counsel Ed Siskel demanding that Biden prove the $200,000 check from his brother James everyone already forgot about was indeed a repayment for a loan and not money laundering or bribery or some shit.

“The Committee on Oversight and Accountability has been investigating the Biden family’s influence peddling schemes. As part of this investigation, the Committee obtained bank records related to President Biden’s brother and sister-in-law, James and Sara Biden, and an entity associated with them. According to these bank records, Joe Biden received a $200,000 check from James Biden dated March 1, 2018. James Biden issued the check from his personal bank account on the same day he received $200,000 from Americore – a company going through bankruptcy proceedings to which James Biden made ‘representations that his last name, ‘Biden,’ could ‘open doors’ and that he could obtain a large investment from the Middle East based on his political connections.’ The White House has claimed Joe Biden loaned James Biden $200,000, and this check was repayment.”

“Records obtained by the Committee do show numerous large incoming transactions into the personal account of James and Sara Biden from various entities. Some of these transaction records may have obscured the identity of the true payer, but no records in the Committee’s possession state that Joe Biden made a large loan payment to his brother. If Joe Biden did personally loan James Biden an amount that was later repaid by the $200,000 check, please provide the loan documents, including the loan payment, loan agreement, and any other supporting loan documentation. As you may know, the Internal Revenue Code has specific requirements for delineating and reporting ‘below-market [rate] loans’ from gifts. While there are some exceptions, for example loans of $10,000 or less, the payment in question would not appear exempt from such requirements if it is a loan. Indeed, there appears to have been no interest paid on the ‘loan’ based upon the White House’s own representations,” Comer wrote in his stupid letter.

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Bering Sea cured of crabs

Scientists with the National Oceanic and Atmospheric Adiminstration announced last week that the nasty crab infestation that had been chewing and scratching their way through the bottom of the frigid waterway has been largely taken care of, with the team finding that “Marine heatwaves, a component of our impact on the Earth’s climate, can bring both expected and unexpected environmental change. Between 2018 and 2021, after a period of historically high crab abundance and a series of marine heatwaves, the population of snow crab in the Bering Sea declined by 10 billion. [The team] used survey data to model the potential drivers of the decline in this ecologically and commercially important species. They found that the temperature of the water was not above the species’ thermal limits, but it did increase their caloric needs considerably. This increase, in conjunction with a restriction in range, led to an unexpected mass starvation event.”

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Creepy Reptiloid enters race for Arizona House seat

So many 2022 Arizona Republican losers, so few 2024 elections to run for. After being told on no uncertain terms by 2022 gubernatorial loser Kari Lake that she would fuck up his world if he jumped in the GOP primary race to take on Dem Congressman Ruben Gallego for the seat occupied by useless “independent” Senator Kyrsten Sinema, fascist Reptiloid and 2022 Senate race loser Blake Masters on Thursday declared he was running instead for the US House seat being vacated by retiring far right Congresswoman Debbie Lesko. He’ll face off in the primary against 2022 Attorney General loser Abe Hamadeh who declared just hours after Lesko announced her retirement… but before Lesko endorsed state House Speaker Ben Toma, who hasn’t even declared yet.

Literally just a few minutes ago Hamadeh announced Kari Lake had endorsed him, almost certainly in response to Masters entering the race less than an hour ago. Guess she really hates Masters.

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Republican Villager tries, fails to punch cop in the face for calling his wife to come pick him up during drunken scene at community pool

Florida Villager and registered Republican Lyle Parrot is in a whole heap of trouble after screaming “for fucking with me, I’m going to break your throat,” demanding to be shot in the face, and finally taking a failed swing at one of the sheriff’s deputies responding to a drunken scene Parrot was making at the Village of De Luna community center pool – simply because one of the deputies called Parrot’s wife to come pick him up to dry out, Fox 35 Orlando reports.

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Moscow welcomes Hamas delegation

“Representatives of the Palestinian Hamas movement are visiting Moscow, Russian Foreign Ministry spokeswoman Maria Zakharova said at a briefing. ‘I can also say and confirm that representatives of the relevant Palestinian movement are on a visit to Moscow. As for contacts, we will inform you further,’ she said. Earlier, a source in the Palestinian delegation told RIA Novosti that a Hamas delegation led by Abu Marzuk, a member of the movement’s Politburo, was visiting Moscow,” says a Thursday press release from Kremlin state media agency RIA Novosti, translated by Google.

Well this sure is a pickle for the fanboys whose simplistic binary worldview stipulates that Russia good, Hamas bad, right? Like it’d be so much easier on them if the Islamic terrorist scumbags had gone to Kyiv and were welcomed by Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky, because Zelensky is a political ally of President Biden. But this is Russian dictator Vladimir Putin’s regime heating up the tea kettle and putting out a plate of dry, crumbly cookies for the guys who just slaughtered at least 1,400 Israelis and took hundreds more hostage a few weeks ago. Putin is Trump’s ally, not Biden’s.

They tried to spin it that Biden purposely allowed the October 7th attacks to happen or was otherwise complicit or something. “Crooked Joe” was supposed to have “blood on his hands” after the attack. This doesn’t really help that narrative. Actually hurts it significantly. Probably foolish to expect MAGA trolls to even try to reconcile these facts within their reality, though one can take solace knowing that they’re definitely not happy with the Kremlin entertaining Hamas.

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