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Judge Chutkan formally enters gag order on Trump

A day after having made her verbal ruling on the matter, DC Circuit Court Judge Tanya Chutkan on Tuesday formally entered her gag order against disgraced former President Trump prohibiting the fat bastard from making any statements about herself, her staff, Justice Department special counsel Jack Smith and his staff, and any potential witnesses (except GOP primary “rival” Mike Pence) in the federal criminal conspiracy case against him over his failed post-2020 election coup attempt.

“In order to safeguard the integrity of these proceedings, it is necessary to impose certain restrictions on public statements by interested parties. Undisputed testimony cited by the government demonstrates that when Defendant has publicly attacked individuals, including on matters related to this case, those individuals are consequently threatened and harassed. Since his indictment, and even after the government filed the instant motion, Defendant has continued to make similar statements attacking individuals involved in the judicial process, including potential witnesses, prosecutors, and court staff. Defendant has made those statements to national audiences using language communicating not merely that he believes the process to be illegitimate, but also that particular individuals involved in it are liars, or ‘thugs,’ or deserve death.”

“The court finds that such statements pose a significant and immediate risk that (1) witnesses will be intimidated or otherwise unduly influenced by the prospect of being themselves targeted for harassment or threats; and (2) attorneys, public servants, and other court staff will themselves become targets for threats and harassment. And that risk is largely irreversible in the age of the Internet; once an individual is publicly targeted, even revoking the offending statement may not abate the subsequent threats, harassment, or other intimidating effects during the pretrial as well as trial stages of this case,” Chutkan wrote in the order punishing the fat fuck for his misbehavior.

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Josh Hawley says Bob Menendez should resign

Senator Bro from MO Josh Hawley on Tuesday became the first Republican member of the chamber to publicly call for DINO scumbag Bob Menendez to resign, telling Politico’s Burgess Everett “We’re getting into the ‘T word’ territory here. You know, where we heard [of] trading secrets on behalf of a foreign nation. I mean, that’s pretty serious stuff,” with the “T word” we guess meaning “treason.”

A little overdramatic seeing as how Egypt is not an enemy nor is it a particularly hostile nation compared to say Russia, China, or Saudi Arabia. Hawley added he’s “not aware of senators having gold bars in their offices and their staff getting payments in cash. That’s not been my experience.”

Hawley said he’s not going to push for any expulsion vote and it’s up to Dems to do it. All his bullshitting aside this is fairly significant as Joshy becomes the first Senate Republican to clearly call for Big Bob to pack it in. He might not realize what he just did and of course Politico’s guy didn’t then ask him why Menendez should quit the Senate after getting hit with a four count indictment while Trump should stay in the 2024 race after 91 counts and four indictments. Hopefully another MSM Congress reporter will follow up soon and get Senator Chicken Legs to square that circle.

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MAGA Land gags and retches over Judge Chutkan’s order

“Hold on a second: did that judge really say that the first amendment doesn’t apply to you after you’re accused of a crime??? This judge should be removed for cause and never allowed near another courthouse” – The current top comment on the Daily Wire’s article. Jesus Christ, lol.

“Trump should announce that the gag order is a direct interference with political speech guaranteed by the Constitution and that he will not be obeying such an order as it’s manifestly illegal” – Top comment on the Gateway Pundit article. Yes, he totally should. We would love to see him do that.

“GAG orders are blatantly Unconstitutional….INNOCENT until proven GUILTY….JUdge just proved her BIAS….” – The top comment on the Breitbart article by some instant expert on constitutional law.

“Every American citizen should be jumping up and down protesting this order. The Left is counting on numb skulls to look at this ruling as fair because its Trump. People have to take a generic look at this order and see if they would like to be held to it if they were in Trump’s place. Get a grip people, this is Stalinist!” – The top comment on TownHall.com’s article. Everyone jump up and down!

“The left has been calling the Trump a Nazi, homophobe, racist, sexist, bigot, and xenophobe for going on 7 years… But Trump calls a judge a hack and it’s an incitement to violence? Sounds to me like the judge knows she’s doing things that might could cause some people to get violent” – Top comment on The Right Scoop’s article. He forgot “rapist.” The “left” calls Trump that too.

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Poland’s ruling right wing party gets their asses kicked in election

The final results of Sunday’s general election in Poland have confirmed what the ruling right wing “Law and Justice” party led by President Andrzej Duda had feared: They’re fucked and the opposition Civic Coalition have won a majority of seats in the Sejm, the New York Times reports.

“These are absolutely historic moments,” Civic Coalition leader Donald Tusk said to fans in Warsaw on Tuesday. “The weather has changed.” Duda will remain in office until 2025, but this is a serious freaking kick in the dick to him and his party, who had held a pretty tight grip and were more than a little authoritarian-curious in their years of right wing rule over the country.

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IDF kills top Hamas commander… and a whole lot of Gaza civilians

Hamas on Tuesday announced Ayman Nofal, one of their top militant commanders, had been killed in an Israeli airstrike on a refugee camp in southern Gaza, along with dozens, possibly hundreds of innocent people bombed in an area where they had been told to flee to, the AP reports.

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Kentucky sheriff’s deputy screws up simple field sobriety tests

A Montgomery County, Kentucky sheriff’s deputy has been suspended after failing to complete a field sobriety test at the scene of a Saturday night crash in which a patrol vehicle was destroyed, the driver was clearly intoxicated and stank of vodka, the Lexington Herald-Leader reports.

What we obnoxiously left out of the headline and lede was that the deputy, 35 year-old Bryan Beane, was the drunk driver who had crashed his department Dodge Durango into a telephone pole in neighboring Menifee County and a cop from another department was the one who administered the field sobriety tests. Beane was hospitalized and after a warrant was obtained for a blood test it was determined that he was over the legal limit… in case the three-quarters empty bottle of Tito’s found in the vehicle hadn’t made that obvious. Beane was charged with DUI and is pretty fucked.

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Loomer’s “exclusive” not one at all, but hey, give Boebert hell anyway

Yeah, this isn’t anything new or “exclusive.” We put it in as a side note to a quick article on Monday about Biden canceling his trip to Boebert’s district, sourced from Politico who caught the booze purchases in the 36 year-old grandma’s quarterly campaign finance filings and published it on Sunday. But that’s not a deal-breaker here considering Laura Loomer now for whatever reason has declared the jerkoff Congresswoman a mortal enemy. There’s a GIF of popular Japanese character actor Ken Watanabe that would be appropriate to express our feelings on the matter here.

In related news, Meidas Touch reports that fat former President Trump shared one of Loomer’s stupid Substack posts containing New York Attorney General Letitia James’s home address, which just might come up in court when the orange slob arrives to sit at the defense table shortly.

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“They are now called the Biden Indictments,” defendant declares

“Crooked Joe Biden told the DOJ to Indict TRUMP hoping that it would help him in his campaign against me and the Republicans. In other words, he indicted his Political Opponent. They are now called the Biden Indictments, and nothing like this has ever happened in the USA before!” writes disgraced former President Trump in a Tuesday morning Truth Social rant, coloring oh so carefully inside the lines set forth in the gag order by DC federal Judge Tanya Chutkan on Monday.

Next Donald wrote “I will be attending the trial in Manhattan this morning. I greatly appreciate all of the legal professors and scholars that are saying I DID NOTHING WRONG. I can’t have a JURY and am being viciously tried under a Statute that has never been used before. The Radical Left Democrat Judge, WHO IS HIGHLY POLITICAL, serves as Judge, Jury, and everything else. America cannot let this happen. Our legal system is corrupt and broken! Everything emanates from Washington, ‘GET TRUMP,'” an illustrative contrast in which he rips on a judge who did not specifically restrict Trump from posting this kind of bullshit calling him a “Radical Left Democrat.”

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Trump PAC has spent nearly $37 million on lawyers since 2022

Disgraced former President Trump’s “Save America PAC” has spent nearly $37 million on legal fees since January 2022, a staggering sum accounting for more than half the political action committee’s total expenditures during the period, according to an Associated Press review of FEC filings.

More than $20 million of that amount was spent in the first half of 2023 alone, money that would otherwise have gone to campaign advertising and what not to help him return to the White House.

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Not so fast, Gym

Reports of the inevitability of spandex-wearing grapple-freak Jim Jordan’s ascension to Speaker of the House may have been premature, according to Tuesday’s edition of Punchbowl News which says sources have estimated that the alleged Joe Paterno of the late 1980s-early 1990s Ohio State University wrestling program is 20 votes short of the 217 threshold needed to obtain the gavel.

This is in contrast to other reporting on Monday which had a distinct character of “All of your base are belong to Jordan” and that it was only a matter of time before all resistance within the extremely thin GOP majority would be crushed ahead of the planned Tuesday vote. This doesn’t mean he definitely will lose so much as it’s not nearly a done deal as some sources tried to make it sound.

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Belgian cops cancel terrorist shooting suspect

Police in Belgium on Monday tracked down and canceled the 45 year-old Islamic terrorist suspect who hours earlier had shot dead two Swedish men and injured and third person whilst screaming “Allahu Akbar!” near the stadium where the Euro 2024 tournament was being held, the BBC reports.

The gunman, Abdesalem Lassoued, was an illegal Tunisian immigrant who had posted a video online saying he had killed people in the name of God after the Monday shooting incident.

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Buck says Jordan still won’t say Biden won election

Colorado Republican Ken Buck says that wannabe Speaker Jacketless Jim Jordan is taking steps in Buck’s opinion to gain the Speakership, and as Buck describes it, those steps are incredibly pathetic.  One is to acknowledge that January 6th was a really bad thing, which Jordan did, but the second was harder:  to state that Joe Biden won the 2020 election fairly.  Jordan still can’t admit it, according to Buck:  “The best answer I’ve got so far is, I just don’t know.”

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Fundraising totals show way too much money in politics and some Republican trolls falling behind competition

Incumbent Republicans fighting to keep their seats in battleground House districts outraised incumbent Democrats in similar situations, federal filings for the 2024 election cycle show, Roll Call reports.  In 33 toss-up or “leans” races, incumbent Republicans raised an average of $580,000 to the average of $529,000 raised by 31 battleground Democrats.  Republicans also have more “cash on hand” versus Dems:  $1.5 million for Republicans to Democrats’ average $1 million.

The trend wasn’t true in each race.  One embattled Colorado Republican, theater seat filler Lauren Boebert, raised just $854,000 versus her expected Democratic opponent Adam Frisch’s haul of $3.4 million.  Frisch has $4.3 million in cash versus just $1.4 million for the failed Rifle restauranteur.

On the Senate side:  Michigan Democratic Congresswoman Elissa Slotkin raised nearly $3 million in the Senate race to replace the retiring Debbie Stabenow; her opponent, actor Hill Harper, raised $1 million, with nearly half coming from personal donations and loans.  In Texas, Ted Cruz (R-Quintana Roo) suckered $3.1 million from donors; his expected Democratic challenger, Colin Allred, raised $4.7 million.  Allred also has a $2 million cash advantage over the Cuban-Canadian Cancun junketer.

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Hannity is extorting Republicans on television

Sean Hannity still thinks he runs the Republican Party.  The Trump advisor shows his frustration about the leaderless, rudderless House Republican Caucus being unable to get enough members to elect a leader.  Hannity’s message:  run over the weak, force your will on them.  Having spoken to “a few of them this weekend,” Hannity thinks he’s in a great position to demand the minority of Republicans simply impose their will on the rest of the Party.  Oh, and on the Democrats, too.  … ’cause there’s nothing authoritarian about that, right?

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Blinken: Biden to travel to Israel Wednesday

After hours of discussions with Israel’s leadership, Secretary of State Anthony Blinken announced Monday night (Washington, DC time) that President Joe Biden will travel to Israel on Wednesday, saying the United States will work with Israel and other allies to create a humanitarian zone for refugees from Gaza, noting that getting aid to the civilians in Gaza is a priority.  Blinken repeatedly stated the United States’ and the Biden Administration’s support for Israel following the sudden attack by Hamas.

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It’s hard to pin down Jordan on his support for Ukraine aid

Jim Jordan’s quest for the House Speakership seems to be getting closer to the goal of 217 Republicans taking him over the needed threshold.  Various reports have put him within single-digits of the goal.  And a kinda throw-away tweet from Punchbowl News’ John Bresnaham might hold a clue about Jordan’s strategy:

Michael McCaul, a Republican from Texas, is a strong supporter of aiding Ukraine in its fight against Russia’s invasion.  The problem is, others who also support Jordan–like noted anti-Semite Marjorie Taylor Greene–are staunchly against funding Ukraine’s defense.  At this point, it’s not a matter of who Jordan betrays, but when.  If Jordan somehow becomes Speaker and allows a bill to fund Ukraine to come to the floor–a bill that will divide the GOP but will have overwhelming Democratic support–Jordan could find himself the subject of another palace coup.

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Hamas offers to release all hostages when “conditions are right”

Richard Engel of NBC News, appearing on MSNBC, reports that a Hamas spokesman appeared in a video saying Hamas will release all 200+ Israeli and foreign hostages will be released when “field conditions are right.”  The video has not yet been authenticated by Israeli or US officials, but Engel reports Hamas officials he’s spoken to have verified the offer.

The offer may be an effort to fend off a pending invasion of Gaza by the Israeli Defense Forces, which have conducted scout and reconnaissance missions in the area.  Hamas may also be attempting to placate the Biden Administration, which has positioned to US aircraft carrier attack groups in the eastern Mediterranean.

Update 8:04 p.m. ET:  The offer from Hamas covers only non-Israeli hostages.

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Justice Department appeals Proud Boys leaders’ sentences

Federal prosecutors on Monday filed a notices of appeal of the sentence of Proud Boys leaders Enrique Tarrio, Ethan Nordean, Zach Rehl, Joe Biggs, and Dominic Pezzola, arguing that the five pro-Trump fascist gangbangers, four of whom were convicted of seditious conspiracy, did not get the prison time they deserved for their crimes against democracy by planning the Capitol riot.

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