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Trump’s “truths” aren’t usually a part of the nighttime beat at National Zero, but given the events of the day–a “target letter,” his VP’s disastrous town hall in which he called both for Trump to be held accountable and for the Justice Department to drop charges so the US can remain the pillar of democracy internationally–tonight’s rant seems pertinent.  One curious aspect:  this “truth” was in two parts, posted more than a half-hour apart.  (And for the sake of reader’s sanity, it will not be published here in the native shouty CapsLock.)

[11:46 p.m. ET]  Shocking!  One of the top prosecutors at the Department of Injustice was reportedly so obsessed with “getting Trump” that he tried to bribe & intimidate a lawyer representing someone being targeted & harassed to falsely accuse & fabricate a story about President Donald J. Trump & a crime that doesn’t exist.  This criminal & salacious act from within the DOJ has brought shame & embarrassment to this once great & respected institution.  Because of this, there is now extreme turmoil inside the DOJ…. [12:20 a.m. ET] Page 2. A top overzealous & dishonest DOJ prosecutor offered a witness’ [sic] lawyer an important “judgeship” in the Biden Administration if his client “flips” on President Trump, who has done nothing wrong!  The highly respected lawyer was incensed & disgusted at this corrupt & illegal offer.  The fake “case” against me must be immediately dropped, and the Inspector General should launch an investigation into this & the many other all too obvious wrongdoings & crimes taking place at the DOJ & FBI.

If Donald Trump is to be believed (and he shouldn’t be), someone in the Biden Administration offered a lawyer for a Trump-aligned witness a federal judgeship, including a nomination from Democratic President Joe Biden, if he convinced his client to turn on Trump, because of course, this is exactly what Trump would do if he had any remaining power.  And no, there’s no evidence to back up his claim.

Violent pro-abortion activist James Comer on Wednesday pulled the plug on the effort to hold FBI Director Christopher Wray in contempt of Congress for failing to comply with a subpoena for the legendary FD-1023 document alleging Joe Biden took a $5 million bribe from blah blah blah back in 2015 or whenever, CNN’s Manu Raju reports, adding Speaker Kevin McCarthy told Comer to back off after Wray offered to let the entire Oversight committee review the document.

Too bad Chris Licht isn’t still around to enjoy this must-see TV he cooked up for CNN audiences because boy Mike Pence is bringing down the house. The fly guy also refused to rule out pardoning Trump for his crimes in the extremely unlikely event he’s actually elected president.

Nevada’s first-year MAGAt governor Joe Lombardo will likely be hit with a fine up to $1.7 million by the state ethics commission for wearing his sheriff’s badge and uniform in campaign advertising for his 2022 run for office, the Associated Press reports.

Citing 68 separate violations of the state ethics code, the executive director of the Nevada Commission on Ethics will also recommend to the board establishing an overseer for the governor’s office to ensure compliance with state ethics policies.  Lombardo, who served two terms as Clark County sheriff, a non-partisan position, repeatedly used images of himself in either full uniform or in civilian attire but which his sheriff’s star in ads that were run dozens of time of television, online or in print.

President Joe Biden vetoed the GOP-led effort to revoke student loan debt relief up to $20,000 to millions of Americans with federally-backed loans, effectively ending the legislative attempt to overturn the effort because opponents will not get the two-thirds needed in either the Senate or the House to override the veto, Politico reports.

“Some of the same members of Congress who supported a bill that’d block student loan debt relief had millions of dollars in PPP loans forgiven,” Biden posted on Twitter. “But when it comes to hard-working Americans getting student debt relief, that’s where they draw the line?”

Actress Jodie Comer left the stage just ten minutes into a Wednesday matinee performance of her one-woman Broadway play, Prima Facie, telling the audience it was too difficult to breathe with all the goddamned smoke drifting into New York City from Canada, Jezebel reports.

“Today’s matinee of Prima Facie was halted approximately 10 minutes into the performance after Jodie Comer had difficulty breathing due to the poor air quality in New York City because of smoke from the Canadian wildfires,” said Prima Facie rep Jim Byk in a statement. “The performance started again from the top with understudy Dani Arlington going on for Ms Comer in the role of Tessa.”

Comer, no known relation to House Oversight performance clown James Comer, starred in Ridley Scott’s fucking awesome 2021 historical epic The Last Duel, and has a surname which allowed us to do another one of those really annoying misleading headlines National Zero excels at.

Donald Trump is the target of a federal investigation that will likely result in an indictment, Politico reports, with the Justice Department sending his lawyers a formal “target letter” relating to the classified documents investigation, the clearest sign that Special Counsel Jack Smith will be filing charges against the former president in the near future.

In a Wednesday evening update to their pretty fucking explosive story from earlier in the afternoon, the Independent adds a quote from disgraced former Trump White House Chief of Staff Mark Meadows’ lawyer Sideshow George Terwilliger, who said the idea that his asshole client would enter into any plea agreement and flip on his Holy Orange God Emperor was “complete bullshit.”

Importantly however, Terwilliger “did not address the matter of immunity in a brief telephone conversation with this reporter,” wrote the Independent’s Andrew Feinberg, making it sound as if he definitely asked Terwilliger about it. Sometimes it’s what they don’t say that gives the game away.

Separately the Guardian’s Hugo Lowell reports that Jack Smith’s team told Trump’s lawyers last week that he’s a “target” of their investigation, which obviously isn’t quite as “Oh fuck this is definitely happening tomorrow” as Feinberg had reported earlier. Hold on to your butts.

Justice Department special counsel Jack Smith’s team have subpoenaed white nationalist alcoholic felon Steve Bannon to testify to the grand jury investigating the failed post-2020 election coup attempt by the Trump Regime and their minions, NBC News’s Laura Jarrett reports.

We would day this isn’t a Congressional subpoena Bannon can just blow off like he did with the House January 6th Select Committee, but that wouldn’t be much of a contrast considering he’s still on the hook for four months in prison for that. So we would guess he will show up for this one.

Fox News lawyers on Tuesday night informed former top white nationalist propagandist Tucker Carlson he violated his contract with the premiere of his shitty new show on Twitter earlier that evening, setting up the possibility of Fox bringing legal action against him, Axios reports.

“Fox defends its very existence on freedom of speech grounds. Now they want to take Tucker Carlson’s right to speak freely away from him because he took to social media to share his thoughts on current events,” Tucker’s lawyer Bryan Freedman told Axios in a statement.

#NYCASP rules will be suspended tomorrow, Thursday, June 8 due to the air quality. Parking meters will remain in effect.

— NYC Alt Side Parking (@NYCASP) June 7, 2023

No photo of a Mars-like Brooklyn Bridge can capture the situation quite like the suspension of the city’s lame “alternate side parking” racket and the loss of probably hundreds of thousands of revenue from the drivers who forgot they were parked on the Thursday side of the street.

Well that and the Yankees postponed their Wednesday night game against the White Sox. The WNBA’s New York Liberty also postponed their home game against the Minnesota Lynx, which is weird because that was going to be played indoors at the Barclays Center.

Prosecutors with Justice Department special counsel Jack Smith’s team will put an indictment to the federal grand jury investigating fat former President Trump’s theft of classified documents from the White House on US Code section 793, which concerns any offense committed in “gathering, transmitting or losing” any “information respecting the national defense” and for obstruction of justice as soon as this Thursday, sources within the Justice Department tell the Independent.

The Independent’s report also says disgraced former Trump White House Chief of Staff Mark Meadows has reached a plea agreement in which he will admit to lesser crimes in exchnage for immunity and testify against the Orange God Emperor and holy shit that is very big if true.

The Washington Post separately reports that the indictment will unfortunately be handed down in Florida, as that’s where the bulk of the offenses occurred. Which sucks because not only will it be a friendlier jury pool than in DC but it’s more likely Trump could end up in front that piece of shit federal circuit Judge Aileen Cannon, famous for acting as his defense lawyer during his lawsuit against the government for sending the FBI to raid Mar-a-Lago back last August.

Disgraced former President Trump told New York Times reporter Maggie Haberman he has not been told he’s going to be indicted for stealing classified documents from the White House following his defeat to Joe Biden yet, despite a report from douchebag propagandist John Solomon saying otherwise (which was actually sent out as a BREAKING NEWS push notification to Truth Social users). “It’s not true,” Trump called Haberman to tell her just minutes ago.

The Administrative Office of The US Courts on Wednesday published the annual financial disclosures for seven of the nine justices of the Supreme Court, the Washington Post reports while noting that the two missing are far right assholes Samuel Alito and Clarence Thomas.

The Post says Alito has done this in the past so there’s nothing particularly suspicious about it (as of yet). The same can’t be said of his BFF Clarence, whose other friend Harlan Crow is likely facing a subpoena after refusing to answer Senate Democrats’ questions about the nature of their relationship and why the fuck Clarence’s mom lives rent-free in a house owned by Crow, flew to Indonesia on his dime, paid for his adopted son’s tuition, so on and so forth. Clarence now gets a 90 day extension to list everything Crow and likely others have “gifted” him with in accordance with new ethics rules that specifically include private jet travel and “personal hospitality.”

Volcano on island in middle of big water place with lots of sharks in it very mad. Government science guys say volcano spewing lots of gooey hot red stuff that hurt a lot and burn people to death if they touch. “Don’t touch hot red stuff,” say government science guys. Volcano was mad a few months ago but turned happy and pleasant. Now volcano mad again for some reason. People who wear flower shirts and eat pineapples worried volcano might get really mad and burn their pineapple trees. Big uh-oh if volcano get really mad. No relaxing and playing ukulele if red hot stuff come down from volcano. Government science guys say they keep watching volcano to see if it get madder.

“Resolved, That Christopher Wray, Director, Federal Bureau of Investigation, shall be found in contempt of Congress for failure to comply with a congressional subpoena. Resolved, That pursuant to 2 U.S.C. §§ 192 and 194, the Speaker of the House of Representatives shall certify the report of the Committee on Oversight and Accountability, detailing the refusal of Christopher Wray, Director, Federal Bureau of Investigation, to produce documents to the Committee on Oversight and Accountability as directed by subpoena, to the United States Attorney for the District of Columbia, to the end that Director Wray be proceeded against in the manner and form provided by law. Resolved, That the Speaker of the House is authorized to take all appropriate action to enforce the subpoena,” says moron James Comer’s resolution to hold FBI Director Chris Wray in contempt for failing to (fully) comply with his subpoena for the FD-1023 that Rudy Giuliani probably has a copy of.

“Today, in what can only be described as a bogus and deeply troubling effort to use the power of government to ‘get’ Trump, I fulfilled a legal obligation to testify in front a federal grand jury and I answered every question honestly. America has become a sick and broken nation – a decline led by Joe Biden and power hungry Democrats. I will not be intimidated by this weaponization of government,” and blah blah blah tweeted MAGA Inc Chairman Taylor Budowich on Wednesday, confirming earlier reports special counsel Jack Smith had put him on the hot seat.

We should note that besides MSM reporting we don’t actually have any confirmation that this grand jury is specific to the Mar-a-Lago docs case. Budowich, a former Trump White House minion who has been interrogated by House January 6th Select Committee investigators has issued statements before about the classified documents investigation, but outside of that we would have to question if that’s DEFINITELY the case this new grand jury is examining. Notably Budowich himself doesn’t give any such details in his tweet, just describing it in general “witch hunt” bullshit terms, without adding any company lines about Trump having declassified the documents automatically just by thinking about it or whatever. Our understanding is that Mar-a-Lago employees and other witnesses traveled to DC to testify to the first grand jury, which raises the question of why come to them, especially while the Mar-a-Lago classified documents theft case is reportedly wrapping up.

With the all-important caveat that we’re not lawyers and we don’t know shit, we’re going to raise the possibility that, since the January 6th coup attempt investigation has one grand jury in DC and the Mar-a-Lago docs case has another, this third grand jury in Florida means Jack Smith’s team are pursuing a whole other investigation into the Orange God Emperor and his minions.

Long Island funeral home chain vulture Peter Moloney, known for ghoulishly capitalizing on the publicity for his racket gained by hosting missing white girl Gabby Petito’s wake back in September 2021, was charged Tuesday with a litany of felonies for spraying wasp killer on cops and attacking members of the media during the January 6th MAGA insurrection at the US Capitol.

Sedition Hunters had identified the son of a bitch from photos as early as April 29, 2021. We get why the FBI and the DC US Attorney have to take their time with some of these assholes given the sheer number of them – and that a guy with a chain of funeral homes is less likely to go on the run than some trailer trash hick. That said, we think Moloney should’ve been made a priority earlier given his discrete lack of moral character displayed in this jerk piece by industry news site Funeral Leader.

“We started talking about how we could exceed expectations – how our organization could represent not only ourselves but the funeral profession in the highest regard. We took that really seriously on how important this was,” Moloney told the site in an article with numerous pics of Petito’s wake, including one of the outside of the parlor with two fire trucks holding up a giant banner in front of the Blue Point, New York Moloney Funeral Home location. Again, this was nine months after Moloney had tried to help Trump overthrow American democracy.

Rep. Raskin said that Attorney General Barr closed down the investigation into the Biden bribery probe.

The only problem?

AG Barr says he didn’t! https://t.co/TtLhLJYJQX

— Rep. Jim Jordan (@Jim_Jordan) June 7, 2023

Awfully interesting how just a day after Bill Barr said Trump’s looming indictment for stealing classified documents is “not a case of the Department of Justice conducting a witch hunt” and “they approached this very delicately and with deference to the president, and this would have gone nowhere had the president just returned the documents. But he jerked them around for a year and a half,” and two days after Trump called Barr a “weak and slovenly man” for not doing anything to overturn the 2020 election over some other interview, and we could go on over their now years-long back and forth shit talk, that now spandex-wearing grapple freak Jim Jordan is happy to take Barr’s word for it simply because this time he’s saying exactly what Republicans want to hear.

Anyway, Barr told the Federalist that an investigation into the Bidens “was not closed down” and “On the contrary, it was sent to Delaware for further investigation.” And those are the only two quotes they use in the “exclusive” article meant to carry a whole “debunking” of Jamie Raskin’s briefing to the media after he and violent pro-choice activist James Comer viewed the now-legendary FD-1023 document. The problem for Jordan and pals is that on Monday the Washington Post reported that sources within the Justice Department now, in 2023, told them the investigation was in fact closed, writing “the allegation contained in the document was reviewed by the FBI at the time and was found to not be supported by facts, and the investigation was subsequently dropped with the Trump Justice Department’s sign-off, according to the people familiar with the investigation.”

It’s unlikely Barr is deliberately lying so much as he got his wires crossed with the ongoing legitimate investigations into Hunter Biden for his taxes and the gun permit, or that he wasn’t confused and the Federalist purposely twisted his words to make it sound like what fanboys want to hear. They certainly don’t want him to talk about the other shit he’s been saying publicly lately.

Trump spokesman-turned chief of the “MAGA Inc” PAC Taylor Budowich is the witness testifying on Wednesday before the Florida federal grand jury impaneled for unknown reasons by Justice Department special counsel Jack Smith, the Guardian’s Hugo Lowell reports.