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Trump says he thought Mar-a-Lago docs investigation was over

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The greatest Witch Hunt in American History continues on all fronts, even as the Election rages, an unwritten “NO NO” in Law and Politics. The Document Hoax Case I thought was over based on the fact that the documents were declassified, but more importantly based on the history of past Presidents and the way they were treated. The Clinton “Socks Case” is conclusive, the Presidential Record Act is great & easy to understand, & my Fourth Amendment Rights were violated with the Raid on Mar-a-Lago!

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It’s likely Donald is reacting to some not good news that isn’t fully public yet as his lawyers were in a sealed hearing in DC this week. “Can you imagine that I am constantly under investigation for ‘bullshit,’ while Hunter Biden, whose Crimes are MANY, DEEP, fully documented on his Laptop from Hell (and elsewhere!), and often times directly involve his father, Joe, ‘the Big Guy,’ sits back and doesn’t have a care in the World. The U.S. Attorney in Delaware has been told to do NOTHING, other than make a ‘sweetheart’ deal, if even that. There are two sets of ‘Justice’ in the now Communist USA. Our Country is going to HELL!!!” the fat bastard wrote in another post, as if Hunter Biden isn’t also still under investigation for gun and tax offenses by a Trump-appointed prosecutor.

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Milwaukee LGBT bars ban Jeffrey Dahmer Halloween costumes

At least two LGBT hangout spots in Milwaukee have banned patrons from showing up dressed as Jeffrey Dahmer for their weekend Halloween costume parties, which should be kind of a no-brainer given that Dahmer’s main source of victims was the local gay nightlife scene, having killed at least 17 men he lured to his apartment during his early 90s reign of terror, WISN reports.

“Even though Dahmer was not a customer at This is It!, the bar has been getting phone calls ever since the Netflix series aired because we are the oldest LGBTQ+ bar in Milwaukee, and in the Midwest,” ownership of a downtown LGBT bar called This Is It! said in a statement to WISN. “This, coupled with the popularity of the series and people on social media toying with the idea that somehow dressing up like this evil person would be a good idea, led the bar to make a statement that such hateful and disrespectful costumes will not be allowed in our space.”

Eric Hamilton, a manager at DIX in Walker’s Point, echoed the sentiment. “We understand there’s a generation out there that did not live this situation, they may not understand the severity of how it affected the community. We don’t want to put patrons in the situation where they would have to see or relive something that they had to truly experience. That’s not a costume. It’s not a costume,” said Hamilton. “I wouldn’t be surprised if someone [dress up as Dahmer] just on their own naivety, but our way of handling the situation is out of respect. We’re not here to tell you what’s appropriate or get authoritarian on you, but at the end of the day, we will politely ask you that you either remove part of your costume so it will not affect anyone, or politely tell you to go to another bar.”

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Random thoughts Friday, Volume XCIII

  • Hearing political gadflies go on about “Roe-vember” as if Republican women are going to automatically vote GOP candidates out of office discounts the history of Republicans consistently voting against their personal self-interests.
  • I wear a team jersey to NFL games.  To Herschel Walker, that makes me a professional football player.
  • Republicans are right:  we need to address the rise in violent crime, especially those terroristic acts inspired by Republicans.
  • Over four years, Trump’s economy grew by a net $3.742 trillion. ($77.9 billion per month).  Over just 20 months under Joe Biden, the economy has grown $2.617 trillion ($130B per month).  WINNER: Biden.
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Proud Boys captain took plea deal

A top lieutenant of Proud Boys leader Enrique Tarrio took a plea deal in June and agreed to cooperate with prosecutors against the others charged with seditious conspiracy over the role in the failed attempt to help disgraced former President Trump overturn the 2020 election, the Washington Post reports based on the statements of Tarrio’s defense lawyer in a Friday court hearing.

The admission from Tarrio’s lawyer Sabino Jauregui that Pennsylvania Proud Boy John Charles Stewart had turned against the other Boys was apparently accidental, as DC District Judge Timothy J Kelly then immediately halted the public session to go behind closed doors. No further mention of Stewart’s cooperation deal was made when court reconvened. Them Boys ain’t right.

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An Ex-Prez people actually want to listen to stumps for Warnock in Georgia Senate race

Former President Barack Obama works to motivate voters for incumbent Democratic Senator Raphael Warnock for the upcoming election, noting that the GOP has one way to fix every problem that has not worked for anything except to widen the wealth gap:  tax cuts for the rich.

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IRS hires first batch of armed special agents coming to confiscate all your money customer service reps under Inflation Reduction Act

Just as the Red Hats have warned us!  The new army of 860 million mutant android Internal Revenue Service special agents armed with laser beams appointed by Joe Biden to jail you after putting you through an expensive audit for not paying sales tax on a pack of gum has started recruiting.

Per CBS News, the IRS has made its first round of hires under the provisions of the Inflation Reduction Act and it was… 4,000 customer service representatives to help Joe Taxpayer in the upcoming filing season.  It’s the first part of an $80 billion funding infusion for the agency to modernize it and increase its capabilities.

“We have been unable to provide the help that IRS employees want to give and that the nation’s taxpayers deserve,” IRS Commissioner Chuck Rettig said in a statement on Thursday, “but help is on the way for taxpayers. … As the newly hired employees are trained and move online in 2023, we will have more assistors on the phone than any time in recent history.”

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Case Closed: Libs are responsible for attack on Paul Pelosi

Paul Pelosi in happier times

Case closed libs: You’re responsible for this brutal attack on Paul Pelosi. It was your hateful words and divisiveness that caused this to happen. When Nancy Pelosi said she wanted to punch President Trump just for telling his supporters to peacefully and non-violently go to the Capitol to protest the 2020 election (which was marked with a lot of irregularities) she sent a signal that violence is okay to settle political differences. She might as well have swung the hammer that smashed in her husband’s skull herself when she said those horrible words about the President.

Crime in San Francisco is out of control too libs. It’s the “anything goes” culture of drug use and drag queen story hours that made this person attack Paul Pelosi. And stop, just stop, trying to tell us he was a “QAnon pilled MAGA freak.” It doesn’t matter what he believes in. For all we know he’s just a false flag plant and/or Soros created the social media history showing him to be a Trump supporter. It just doesn’t add up. Trump supporters never act like this. They’re peaceful people who feel like their country is being taken away from them by liberal elitists like Nancy and Paul Pelosi. If the left-biased mainstream media would just tone down the rhetoric then he might have not felt like he had to take enforcing the Constitution into his own hands against corrupt Democrats.

The bottom line is that if Brett Kavanaugh isn’t safe to eat dinner in a fancy steakhouse without being harassed by leftist protestors then Paul Pelosi shouldn’t be safe in his home in the middle of the night from being attacked by a not-politically motivated guy with a hammer. Fair is fair, libs.

National Zero will resume our regular news coverage now that we’ve thrown our right wing readers a bone after DePape turned out to be MAGA. We hope they enjoyed this “Case Closed” article.

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Bannon wall scam accomplice convicted

MAGA “entrepreneur” Timmy Shea, who once marketed an energy drink called “Liberal Tears,” was found guilty of conspiracy to commit wire fraud, conspiracy to launder money and falsification of documents in the second trial on the charges after the first ended in a mistrial when some Trump fanboy who snuck his way onto the jury blew it up, the New York Times reports.

Shea is the last of the four indicted in 2020 over the $25 million crowdfunded wall scam to be adjudicated at the federal level after Steve Bannon was pardoned by Trump and the other two assholes, Brian Kolfage and Andrew Badolato pleaded guilty earlier this year. Bannon was indicted in a New York State court last month on charges related to the wall scam and, as he was never tried in a federal court, the double jeopardy clause does not apply. Would love to see the look on the face of that one MAGA juror who fucked up the first trial now, realizing all he did was waste everyone’s time and that ultimately “the Deep State” got still their man just four months later.

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Minnesota Republican gubernatorial candidate claims ventilators deadlier than coronavirus during pandemic

This is how crazy Republicans have become:   “Falling didn’t kill him,” Republican Minnesota gubernatorial candidate Scott Jensen would claim if he extended his above-stated theory to gravity.  “Falling never killed anyone.  People can fall from great heights and survive.  The thing that kills someone who’s falling isn’t the falling; it’s trying to stop them suddenly with, y’know, the ground.”

Jensen claims that putting Covid patients on ventilators–which he claims was overdone at the start of the pandemic, and which he says led to excessive deaths–fails to note that those patients would have died without being put on a ventilator.  So while 80% of patients put on a ventilator died at the beginning of the pandemic, it’s likely nearly 100% would’ve died if none of them were.  Here’s the scary thing:  Jensen is a medical doctor, and he doesn’t understand causality.

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Trump judge tosses case against MAGA Arizona ballot box patrol

Trump-appointed Arizona federal Judge Michael Liburdi on Friday ruled against the two voting rights groups who sued this week seeking an injunction against the MAGA “election integrity” cult terrorists who have been intimidating voters by surveilling ballot drop boxes in Maricopa County.

“Plaintiffs have failed to show that they are likely to succeed on the merits. While there are serious questions implicated, the Court cannot provide preliminary injunctive relief without infringing core constitutional rights. Further, while the irreparable harm factor tips in favor of Plaintiffs, the balance of the equities and public interest do not. A preliminary injunction cannot issue on these facts, but Arizona Alliance is invited to return to this Court with any new evidence that Defendants have engaged in unlawful voter intimidation,” wrote Liburdi, who is not to be confused with the would-be terrorist, also named Michael Liburdi, who blew off one or both of his arms while trying to build a bomb in his garage in Michigan back in June. That’s just a coincidence.

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Kanye West’s ex-stepmother-in-law says it’s “imperative we don’t” make Paul Pelosi’s head getting smashed in a “partisan issue”

There’s a lot of, let’s say “interesting” shit packed into two minutes and change of this asshole rambling about how important she thinks she is, but probably the most “interesting” is how it’s only after the sick freak who put Paul Pelosi in emergency brain surgery with a hammer is revealed to be a QAnon-pilled Trump fan is it “imperative we don’t make this a partisan issue,” when other Fox News personalities earlier were happy to make it about Biden “being divisive,” or whatever the fuck it was. Oh and then Jenner herself does it by calling San Francisco a violent hellhole.

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Traitor Capitol cop convicted of obstruction

Former US Capitol cop Mike Riley, who was charged with two counts of obstruction after he warned a MAGA insurrectionist to delete his photos of the January 6th riot via Facebook messenger the very next day was convicted Friday on one count while the jury deadlocked on the other

“Hey Jacob, I’m a Capitol Police officer who agrees with your political stance,” Riley wrote to Trump fan Jacob Hiles. “Take down the part about being in the building they are currently investigating and everyone who was in the building is going to be charges. Just looking out!” Hiles, who pleaded guilty to misdemeanors, was sentenced to two years probation last December.

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WATCH LIVE: San Francisco cops address Pelosi attack

In related news, CBS’s Mike Kaplan reports that the US Capitol Police are considering adding protection details to Congress members’ families in the wake of the attack on Paul Pelosi. NBC Bay Area reports Paul is undergoing brain surgery due to the injuries suffered in the attack, which makes it sound way more fucking brutal than the “expected to recover fully” from the earliest reports.

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Hawaiian volcano god preparing to punish state for Tulsi Gabbard

Statement from Hawaii Governor David Ige’s office: “Mauna Loa’s continuing seismic activity is causing concern for some residents on Hawai’i island, but there are no signs an eruption is imminent. Hawai’i County emergency managers and experts on volcano geology will hold the latest in a series of briefings to update the public on the situation this evening in Pāhala.”

“Both the Hawaii County Civil Defense Agency (HCDA) and the Hawai’i Emergency Management Agency (HI-EMA) have increased monitoring of the volcano. The United States Geologic Survey’s Hawaiian Volcano Observatory (HVO) has been issuing daily reports on Mauna Loa’s activity since September but has indicated its scientists have seen no indications of an immediate threat. ‘Mauna Loa continues to be in a state of heightened unrest,’ said Ken Hon, chief scientist at HVO, in the observatory’s most recent report on the active volcano. However, Hon noted, ‘the current increase in activity does not suggest that a progression to an eruption is certain.’ HCDA has been posting daily snapshots via social media of Mauna Loa’s activity, based on data from HVO, including the current alert level, status, and a recap of activity over the previous 24 hours. ‘Under current conditions an eruption from Mauna Loa is not imminent,’ said Talmadge Magno, Hawai’i County civil defense administrator. ‘We’re reminding people to take this opportunity to register for county emergency alert messages and prepare or review their plans to be ready for any disaster.'”

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Don Bolduc hops in the “kids identifying as cats” litter box

Said New Hampshire Republican Senate candidate Don Bolduc on some MAGA dipshit’s internet TV show on Thursday: “Identifying as a cat, hissing at other students, meowing during tests, licking themselves like cats do to clean themselves. Very, very disruptive behavior, very unnecessary behavior, and behavior that doesn’t belong in the classroom. And nobody can do anything about it. The teachers can’t do anything about it, everybody’s hands tied and they have to facilitate this type of behavior which detracts from the discipline required in a classroom, the regimentation required in a classroom, and people’s ability to learn. Very, very distracting.” As we’ve reported, the apparent origin of this insane bullshit was the very real need for one Colorado school district – the one in which the 1999 Columbine massacre occurred – buying kitty litter to have something for students to use in case of extended lockdowns keeping them in classrooms without access to toilets.

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Pelosi attack suspect specifically targeted their home: report

Sources told the Associated Press on Friday the suspect specifically targeted the Pelosi home in San Francisco when they broke in and beat the shit out of Paul Pelosi with a hammer overnight. The odds of this being a politically motivated MAGA attack just went up dramatically, so Gateway Pundit and Breitbart staff should start prewriting their “false flag” stories to get ahead.

UPDATE 10/28/2022 12:17 PM EDT: the AP now reports the suspect shouted “where is Nancy, where is Nancy?”, as if the motive wasn’t already kind of obvious enough. Still waiting on formal identification of suspect and info on their politics to call this MAGA terrorism but damned if it does not sound exactly like what Trump fans were screaming in the Capitol on January 6th.

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Nevada state Supreme Court rules Nye vote hand count illegal

Nevada Secretary of State Barbara Cegavske on Thursday ordered Nye County Interim Clerk Mark Kampf to stop his moronic and terribly disorganized hand count of early vote ballots being conducted by volunteers after the state Supreme Court ruled the count is illegal.

“I am in receipt of today’s Order Granting Motion for Clarification from the Nevada Supreme Court. Pursuant to this order, Nye County’s current parallel hand count process violates the Supreme Court’s orders and NRS 293.269935(3), which prohibits the early release of voting results. The current Nye County hand counting process must cease immediately and may not resume until after the close of polls on November 8, 2022, pursuant to NRS 293.305. Further, no alternative hand counting process may proceed until the Secretary of State and Nye County can determine whether there are any feasible ‘specifics of the hand-count process and observer positioning’ that do not ‘violate [the Supreme Court’s] mandate.’ Order at 3. Please reply with confirmation that the parallel hand count process has been stopped no later than 8:00 p.m. on Thursday, October 27, 2022. You may call or email me with any questions you might have,” Cegavske wrote to Kampf.

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Nate-on-Nate violence brewing on Twitter

The Nates are fighting while we’re hiding under blankets hoping they stop so we all can just go out and have a fun election day together as an American family. Not sure which Nate is the mommy and which one is the daddy in this situation, but it’s very scary. Please stop Nates.

Anyway, on Thursday there was a set of four swing district snapshot polls taken by the New York Times/Siena that a quite a few people saw as actually a decent sign for the Dems’ chances. Pretty much everyone except for the Times writers – including Nate Cohn himself – who framed it as bad news, calling it “fresh evidence that Republicans are poised to retake Congress this fall as the party dominated among voters who care most about the economy,” hence the controversy.

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