Georgia Secretary of State Brad Raffensperger is in talks with the House January 6th Select Committee to testify publicly at one of the upcoming televised hearings, Politico reports.

This is the weirdest time to be alive.

— Kandiss Taylor (@KandissTaylor) June 9, 2022

When Kandiss Taylor, the third-place finisher in the Georgia Republican primary for governor with 3.4% of the vote who still refuses to concede; the woman who drove around Georgia in a bus emblazoned with “Jesus Guns Babies” on the side, says it’s the “weirdest time to be alive,” it’s the weirded time ever.

The new movie sequel Jurassic World Dominion sucks and doesn’t have anything about the allegedly Soros and Venezuelan-connected election stealing syndicate Dominion Voting Systems in it, per reviews in the Daily Beast, CNN, and the Chicago Sun-Times, among others. While some critics lied to themselves and the readers about the film’s quality out of sheer nostalgia for the two 1990s originals and the 2015 reboot which was pretty good, most of them thought it was fanboy garbage with an incoherent plot. Kind of like the November 2020 press conference where Sidney “Kraken” Powell told reporters that a South American dictator had rigged the 2020 election nine years after his death and then Rudy Giuliani’s hair melted. And his son caught COVID-19.

Jurassic World: Dominion will still probably make at least half a billion at the box office, a fraction of the total amount Dominion Voting Systems will be owed in judgements once all of its defamation suits against the Kraken, Rudy, Fox News, OAN, Newsmax, and others are all said and done.

A Missouri woman who got HPV after having sex with her then-boyfriend in his car successfully sued Geico, his car insurance company, getting a $5.2 million settlement, the Kansas City Star reports.

The unnamed woman reportedly contracted the sexually-transmitted human papillomavirus from the man, who knew he was infected but did not inform her.  Because the act happened in his car, she filed a claim saying the man’s liability coverage should cover this.

Geico refused to honor the claim until a Missouri court ruled in the woman’s favor.  Geico immediately announced it would appeal the decision.

In an astounding outcome, a small clinical trial of an experimental drug treatment for rectal cancer patients results in all fourteen patients seeing their tumors disappear without any adverse effects, the Washington Post reports.

The drug was so effective, doctors told the patients they didn’t need any follow-up chemotherapy or radiation treatment; the drug, called dostarlimab, turned the area where tumors sprung from the organ lining into smooth surfaces six months later.

“I don’t think anyone has seen this before, where every single patient has had the tumor disappear,” said Andrea Cercek, an oncologist with Memorial Sloan Kettering Cancer Center in New York and lead author of the study.  The drug effectively blocks the cancer from creating a protein that turns off the body’s antibody production, allow the cancer to spread.

Forget all about freedom fries and freedom toast and the general hatred of the effete, intellectual French.  Now Tucker Carlson wants the US to be just like the French, at least when it comes to voting.  What does he like about the French election system:  it’s done on one day and with paper ballots, which are hand-counted.  What he fails to mention:  They allow proxy voting, where you can assign someone to vote for you.  And the US has paper ballots, which are scanned into a system.  Should there be a question, ballots are hand-counted.  The President is appointed by the winner of the popular vote, who gets over 50% of the vote; no electoral college.  Oh, and election day in France always a Sunday, which would assist Souls to the Polls voting.

Another long overdue execution. A society that cannot promptly execute child killers is dysfunctional. Good riddance to this child murderer. Thank you ⁦@GeneralBrnovich⁩ pic.twitter.com/3oxc2InlYK

— Paul Gosar (@DrPaulGosar) June 9, 2022

Per its description on the iOS App Store, the mobile game called “Cooking Diary” by “MYTONA” features “Challenges? Trendy outfits? Pets? Taste the best cooking game loved by MILLIONS OF PLAYERS around the world! Fun, vibrant, and FREE!” with a list of bullet points describing the “recipe for Cooking Diary’s success,” such as “Hundreds of appetizing dishes that make your mouth water!”, “Trendy outfits to express yourself every day!”, “Culinary competitions with generous prizes!”, and “Cute, unique pets that will never leave you bored!” among other, um, features.

It’s possible, but unlikely this advertisement was randomly served to Gosar given the sophistication of ad tracking technology these days. If he does not play “Cooking Diary” then he plays either something similar from a competitor or another game from “MYTONA” such as “Portal Kingdoms: Match-3 RPG”, “Tasty Makeover: Match 3 Game”, “Outfire: Battle Royale Shooter”, “Royal Journey: magic match-3”, or “Royal Merge 3D: Match Objects” – all of which are “free to play” mobile “games”, in the loosest sense of the word. We’d actually respect Gosar more if he was paying for this bullshit because the “MYTONA” is a money laundering front for his ecstasy dealer.

The other really stupid thing about this tweet is that nunchucks guy Arizona Attorney General Mark Brnovich’s Twitter handle is “@GeneralBrnovich.” What a dick. His name’s missing a vowel too.

The House voted Wednesday to pass gun violence bill HR 790, 223 to 204. Two Dems voted against, five Republicans for, with one Republican sitting out the vote.

Montana Democrat Senator Job Tester told the Huffington Post on Wednesday he opposes raising the age of purchase for AR-15 rifles. “At this moment in time, no… I think all this stuff is moot. I’d like to have a debate on anything on the floor of the Senate at this moment in time… but we’re a long ways away from even having a conversation about background checks much less anything else. I hope we get something done. This problem is not going to go away,” said Tester.

Now before you go all lib freakout on this guy remember this isn’t some 50-50 vote getting blown up by Manchin and Sinema (Manchin actually strongly supports this ban, by the way). It needs 60 votes to pass and apparently there’s some real progress being made with Republican leaders Moscow Mitch and John Cornhole, per Punchbowl News. So the fact that Tester is coming out and staking a nonsensical position like this is probably actually a good sign. Tester is up for reelection in a Red State in 2024. If there is a bipartisan deal and he’s the 66th or so vote then why the hell shouldn’t he make it 65 and go back home and say he’s got a pro-gun record?

Apparently, Proud Boys leader Enrique Tarrio thinks Joe Biden is personally out to get him.  Tarrio has filed a motion with the US District Court in DC seeking the court’s permission to publicly address the seditious conspiracy charges filed against him and other members of the Proud Boys who planned and participated in the January 6th domestic terrorist attack on Congress, Politico reports.  Tarrio has been under a gag order from the court barring any media appearances, but he wants to address the conspiracy against him that exists “at the highest levels of government.”

The government filed the Third Superseding Indictment on June 6, 2022 to coincide with the January 6th Select Committee Hearings which are scheduled to commence on June 9, 2022 on prime-time TV. Additionally, the select Committee has announced that the hearings will commence immediately and with the central focus of Enrique Tarrio and the Proud Boys. Documentary producer, Nick Quested who was “imbedded” documented via video recording the events on January 6, 2022 which Mr. Tarrio was not present for. This suspiciously seems orchestrated at the highest levels of government. This Honorable Court should raise caution as to the true intent of why the Government filed a Third Superseding with trumped up allegations with no new supporting facts on the eve of the January 6th Select Committee Hearings.

Fat former President Donald Trump, his cokehead son Don Jr, and feckless daughter Ivanka have agreed to testify under oath to investigators with the New York State Attorney General’s office in the ongoing probe into their corrupt business on July 15th, MSNBC’s Ali Velshi reports.

Donald J. Trump

@realDonaldTrump
Far more bots and fake accounts on Twitter than originally thought. That place is a disaster (and boring!). I will never go back!

19,424 8,776 Jun 08, 2022, 07:59

Well, guess there’s no point in the fanboys rooting for Elon Musk to take over Twitter anymore, now that Donald has told the “TRUTH” about his intentions should rocket man complete the deal and restore @realDonaldTrump there. Too bad too, because on Wednesday Twitter’s board said they’re going to try to comply with his demands over bots. Buuuut it might be too little too late, given Musk’s financing for the takeover is getting shakier by the day because of his dicking around.

Shape-shifting Reptilian humanoid Arizona Republican Senate candidate Blake Masters told a crowd of fans at an IHOP earlier this spring that the Jan 6th, 2021 Capitol riot was some kind of FBI false flag, per audio obtained by CNN. “Don’t we suspect that like one-third of the people outside of the Capitol complex on Jan 6 were actual FBI agents hanging out,” said the malevolent being from the Draco constellation whose disguise is sustained by the regular consumption of human flesh.

“What did people know and when did they know it? We got to get to the bottom of this,” added Masters, his eyes subtly glowing a sickening shade of yellow, signaling a need to feast upon one of the drifters he has chained up in a shipping container partially buried in a remote stretch of desert.

“Jack Posobiec is a political operative and internet performer of the anti-democracy hard right, known primarily for creating and amplifying viral disinformation campaigns. His disinformation typically focuses on making his political opponents seem dangerous or criminal, while ignoring or downplaying the corruption of authoritarians. Posobiec has repeatedly employed self-aggrandizement and acts of deception to boost his own profile. Researchers have noted the likelihood that automation, or ‘bots,’ helped some of his posts trend on Twitter.”

“Posobiec has used his prominence on Twitter to promote Russian military intelligence operations. He helped lead the ‘Stop the Steal’ campaign, which cast doubt on the integrity of the 2016 and 2020 American presidential elections. He has also collaborated with white nationalists, antigovernment extremists, members of the Proud Boys, and neo-Nazis in his capacity as an operative” writes the Southern Poverty Law Center on their newest hall of fame inductee.

As I was saying!!! It’s just too obvious and predictable these days. They don’t have to play by their rules only you do folks. Hope you’re all waking up!!!

BREAKING: All charges have reportedly been dropped against Paul Pelosi for his DUI crash. https://t.co/BK7ps3abYg

— Donald Trump Jr. (@DonaldJTrumpJr) June 8, 2022

The Colorado Attorney General’s office has taken up an investigation into allegations that Congresswoman Lauren Boebert (Q-Colo.) used falsified campaign expenses to funnel more than $30,000 to herself so that she could pay off outstanding tax bills for her failing Rifle restaurant, the New York Times reports.

First reported by the Denver Post last year, the self-described patriot reportedly filed two expense reports claiming that she drove nearly 39,000 miles during her 2020 Congressional campaign, roughly the distance of one and a half trips about Earth’s equator.  She received two checks totaling $22,259 based on those expense reports.

Curiously, Boebert had eight outstanding tax liens against her “peach tree dish” of food poisoning, Shooters Grill, totaling around $20,000, which were cleared around the time she cashed those checks.  The tax liens were for failure to pay unemployment taxes on her payroll from August 2016 to February 2020; former employees have said bookkeeping practices at the restaurant were lax and Boebert would often hand employees cash instead of paychecks with mandatory deductions.

A tally by Axios confirms that of 840 MAGA insurrectionists arrested for the January 6th, 2021 Capitol riot, 305 have pleaded guilty in total – 246 misdemeanors and 59 felonies. A further six have been found guilty at trial, five of whom were convicted of felonies by juries. Only that “Cowboys for Trump” asshole had a bench trial on two misdemeanors. The split decision on his charges makes him the lone rioter to have been acquitted under any circumstance.

Four other rioters were summarily judged by God. Their sentences are unclear, however a cursory read of certain religious texts indicate their souls are incarcerated in a maximum security hereafter.

A leftist patriot gun owner, apparently planning to freshen the tree of liberty with the blood of a tyrant, was arrested Wednesday morning outside the home of Supreme Court Justice Brett Kavanaugh, the Washington Post reports. The unidentified Californian bald eagle lover reportedly traveled to DC, motivated by the recently leaked draft opinion overturning Roe v Wade, as well recent mass shootings taking dozens of innocent lives over the past few weeks while the GOP does nothing, in his quest to go 1776 on Kav’s pasty white ass. Because Freedom motherfucker.

“We have a Second Amendment in this country, and I think we have an obligation to use it… to maintain an armed rebellion against the government if that becomes necessary,” said Congressman Matt Gaetz. The quote wasn’t for this story, it was actually to a crowd of his fans last year, but we’re going to use it here anyway because we don’t have any immediate reactions yet on Wednesday from Republicans to this leftist pro-abortion California guy getting arrested.

“When leaders refuse to hold themselves accountable, over time people revolt… the people in charge need to acknowledge their mistakes – or else the consequences will be awful,” said Fox News opinion host Tucker Carlson last August. Same thing. It’s a good take for this story.

“Ultimately, the truth is it’s our Second Amendment rights, our right to bear arms, that protects Americans and gives us the ability to defend ourselves from a tyrannical government,” said Marjorie Taylor Greene in January. That was about Stacey Abrams, but again, it’s great to use here.

Attorney General Merrick Garland will announce on Wednesday a Justice Department probe into the response of police officers to the May 24th massacre in which 19 children and two adults were slaughtered by a crazed gunman at an elementary school in Uvalde, Texas, ABC News reports.