Speaking to Donald Trump on her podcast, Ronna Romney McDaniel must’ve missed Trump’s long history of misogyny. To review: Donald Trump…

• thrice divorced.
• accused of rape by his first wife.
• cheated on all his spouses.
• intentionally barged in on naked teenaged beauty pageant contestants to see young girls naked.
• regularly refers to women as “dogs.”
• famously claimed he would “grab [women] by the pussy” and kiss them without consent.
• was friends with child trafficker Jeffrey Epstein, calling him “a lot of fun to be with.”
• has been credibly accused of rape multiple times.

Donald Trump’s private jet experienced an engine failure about a half hour into his flight to Florida from New Orleans, where Trump had given a speech to a group of GOP donors on Saturday, but landed safely back in New Orleans, Politico reports.

The plane was a small private jet, not the Boeing 757 that was recently refurbished after sitting abandoned on a New York state runway for at least four years.  Trump’s GOP babysitters were able to appropriate a plane from a Party donor so Trump wouldn’t have to fly commercial and hear boos and scorn from 150 people in an airliner.

“Plaintiff Carron Drive Apartments LP (‘Carron Drive’) is a California Limited Partnership formed in August 1997. Carron Drive is the subscriber for a T-Mobile “family plan” phone account that is used by Michael D. Miller, Miriam G. Miller and their children, including Plaintiff Stephen Miller (‘Family Plan Account’). Several of the Family Account Plan members are practicing attorneys who use their phones for privileged call and text communications with clients and to otherwise conduct their law practices… Mr. Miller is, and has been, the user of a cell phone number assigned by T-Mobile (and previously by Sprint Communications) to the Carron Drive’s Family Plan Account for at least the last ten years. By letter dated February 28, 2022, T-Mobile notified Carron Drive that T-Mobile had been served with a subpoena (‘Subpoena’) issued by the U.S. House Select Committee to Investigate the January 6th Attack on the U.S. Capitol… T-Mobile’s letter to Carron Drive states that it intends to comply with the Subpoena and produce records to the Select Committee on March 11, 2022, unless it is provided with documentation no later than March 9, 2022, confirming that Carron Drive has filed a motion to quash or other judicial process seeking to block compliance with the Subpoena.”

“Mr. Miller used the phone number assigned to his Family Plan Account for personal and business communications during the period indicated by the Subpoena. During that period, Mr. Miller also was required to use his cellphone to consult with doctors and other healthcare professionals regarding the serious medical complications that his wife and baby daughter experienced before and after his daughter was born on November 19, 2020. These medical consultations involved sensitive, private matters that are entirely irrelevant to the work of the Select Committee,” says the complaint from Stephen Miller’s co-plaintiff Carron Drive Apartments LP.

To be fair, though, driving around the DC Beltway in the rain is taking your life in your own hands. “That is totally ridiculous unless its snowing blizzard conditions! Drivers drive in All weather and if they can’t, they shouldn’t be drivers!!” one irate fan replied on Telegram nevertheless.

Ryan Coogler, the award-winning director of “Black Panther,” was detained by police at an Atlanta area bank after he tried to withdraw $12,000 from his personal account because bank employees thought they were being robbed, Variety reports.

Coogler was handcuffed and detained on January 7th after he handed a bank teller a completed withdrawal form containing his account information, signature and amount requested.  On the back of the slip was a message:  “I would like to withdraw $12,000 cash from my checking account. Please do the money count somewhere else. I’d like to be discreet.”

The withdraw triggered an alert on Coogler’s account because the amount exceeded $10,000, and the teller took the alert as a sign of a robbery.  Coogler, dressed in a cap and a coronavirus face mask, waited in the bank, but four Atlanta officers arriving detained two of Coogler’s friends who were waiting in a running car on the street.

Trump son-in-law and nepotistic staffer at the White House Jared Kushner attempted to extort the CEO of Pfizer for 100 million doses of coronavirus vaccine after realizing the Trump Administration failed to order enough, the executive relates in a Forbes editorial.

Kushner, Trump’s wunderkind whom was assigned various tasks like solving Middle East peace, reimagining veterans healthcare, and solving the opioid epidemic, confronted Albert Boura, Pfizer’s CEO, after learning Pfizer was shipping vaccines to Canada and Central America because those governments ordered vaccines.  The Trump Administration turned down an option to increase their initial order of 50 million doses, so Pfizer was fulfilling orders from other countries.

Perpetually impotent, Kushner tried to exercise nonexistent authority to claim the government would simply seize the vaccines and “take measures” to assure their confiscation. “Be my guest, Jared,” Boura replied. “I prefer to have Japan’s prime minister complaining to you about the cancellation of the Olympics rather than to me.”

“Yesterday evening, the Mesa County grand jury returned a 13-count indictment against Mesa County Clerk Tina Peters and Deputy Clerk Belinda Knisley related to an investigation into allegations of election equipment tampering and official misconduct. Peters is charged with three counts of attempting to influence a public servant (F4), one count of conspiracy to commit attempting to influence a public servant (F5), criminal impersonation (F6) , conspiracy to commit criminal impersonation (F6), identify theft (F4) , first-degree official misconduct (M2), violation of duty (M), and failing to comply with the secretary of state (M). Knisley is charged with three counts of attempting to influence a public servant (F4) , one count of conspiracy to commit attempting to influence a public servant (F5), violation of duty (M), and failing to comply with the secretary of state (M)” says a press release from the Mesa County, Colorado District Attorney’s office.

Peters, who will be held without bond when she is apprehended (probably owing to her being a flight risk after Lindell had her hidden in a “safe house” for an unknown period of time last year and/or that she’s already out on bail after being arrested for illegally recording a court hearing last month) made headlines last year after she was publicly identified by the Colorado Secretary of State’s office as almost certainly being the asshole who leaked a video of the election administrator interface for Dominion Voting Systems software in some batshit crusade to “prove” the 2020 election was stolen by malicious hackers who exploited non-existent internet access in the Dominion tabulation machines to switch Trump votes to Biden votes. The fucking sentences we have to write here sometimes. Oh, and she’s running for Colorado Secretary of State.

UAE Ambassador to the United States Yousuf Al Otaiba says they’re favor of boosting oil production and will encourage OPEC to consider higher output, CNN’s Becky Anderson reports. The apparent shift comes just a day after the Wall Street Journal reported Emirati and Saudi leadership were refusing to take calls from President Joe Biden for help easing oil prices over a range of grievances, including Saudi Crown Prince Mohammed Bonesaw’s desire for legal immunity for ordering the murder of Washington Post journalist Jamal Khashoggi in 2018.

Mariupol. Direct strike of Russian troops at the maternity hospital. People, children are under the wreckage. Atrocity! How much longer will the world be an accomplice ignoring terror? Close the sky right now! Stop the killings! You have power but you seem to be losing humanity. pic.twitter.com/FoaNdbKH5k

— Volodymyr Zelenskyy / Володимир Зеленський (@ZelenskyyUa) March 9, 2022

“The Chairman of the Board of Governors of the Federal Reserve System (Chairman of the Federal Reserve) is encouraged to continue to research and report on the extent to which CBDCs could improve the efficiency and reduce the costs of existing and future payments systems, to continue to assess the optimal form of a United States CBDC, and to develop a strategic plan for Federal Reserve and broader United States Government action, as appropriate, that evaluates the necessary steps and requirements for the potential implementation and launch of a United States CBDC. The Chairman of the Federal Reserve is also encouraged to evaluate the extent to which a United States CBDC, based on the potential design options, could enhance or impede the ability of monetary policy to function effectively as a critical macroeconomic stabilization tool” says a section of the Executive Order on Ensuring Responsible Development of Digital Assets, sending the United States on a path that ends with “AmeriCoin” crypto mining farms and NFTs of the Constitution.

Hundreds of students at a South Florida high school staged a walkout Wednesday in protest of the state’s twisted “Don’t Say Gay” bill forbidding any discussion of sexual or gender issues for children under 10 years old, CBS Miami reports. The walkout at Cypress Bay High School in Weston, Florida came a day after the MAGA Republican-dominated state Senate passed the bill which mandates that “Classroom instruction by school personnel or third parties on sexual orientation or gender identity may not occur in kindergarten through grade 3 or in a manner that is not age appropriate or developmentally appropriate for students in accordance with state standards,” and allows parents to sue teachers and school districts for any perceived violation, virtually guaranteeing courts to be clogged with obnoxious Karens’ frivolous complaints and scaring teachers out of doing their job.

Chinese President Xi is apparently changing his tune on Russia’s invasion of Ukraine, just two weeks into a bloody conflict that has seen Russia so isolated that even friggin KFC and Pizza Hut are pulling out of the market, Nikkei Asia reports. On Tuesday Xi told French President Emmanuel Macron and German Chancellor Olaf Schultz that China was ready to help “prevent the tense situation from escalating, or even running out of control,” which, even if they were probably just empty words, do not bode well for Russia’s position relying on China to have its back as the shitshow rages on. US risk analysis firm Eurasia Group called the statements “Beijing’s strongest indirect pushback yet on Moscow’s escalating violence in Ukraine.”

Xi’s main concern is the knock on effects of the brutal sanctions being applied to its vodka-soaked neighbor, telling the two leaders the punitive economic measures “will affect global finance, energy, transportation and stability of supply chains, and dampen a global economy that is already ravaged by the pandemic. And this is in the interest of no one.” No one except the innocent Ukrainian lives being destroyed by a mad dictator, Xi forgot to add, because he doesn’t give a shit.

We’ve been telling America this.

Everyone knows it.

The J6 Committee and prosecutions are largely a coverup for the FBI’s involvement.

Not dissimilar to the Russia Hoax being the coverup for illegal spying by Dems and the FBI/DOJ.

Are you paying attention yet? https://t.co/xZqQPkYjur

— Matt Gaetz (@mattgaetz) March 9, 2022

The uranium reactors at Chernobyl in Ukraine, site of the world’s worst nuclear accident in April 1986 and occupied by Russian forces since just after the invasion began on February 24th have been cut off from the electric grid, which is very bad because without power the facility cannot cool down the spent fuel remaining at the site, Reuters reports. Ukrainian nuclear authority Energoatom said that without power to cool them down, the 20,000 spent fuel assemblies at the site could heat up and cause “the release of radioactive substances into the environment. The radioactive cloud could be carried by wind to other regions of Ukraine, Belarus, Russia, and Europe.”

A massive natural gas leak that’s been spewing fumes for at least four days has forced a partial evacuation of the Alpine oil field on Alaska’s North Slope as fears of ignition or asphyxiation rise, Reuters reports.

“We have community members that have reported smelling gas since Friday,” said Rosemary Ahtuangaruak, mayor of Nuiqsut, an Inupiat village of around 450 people about seven miles south of the oil field.  She said that residents are nervous, despite government assurances that they’re not in danger.

Recently released financial disclosure forms show Congresswoman Marjorie Taylor Greene (Q-GA) purchased stocks of defense contractors in the weeks before the Russian invasion of Ukraine–and just a day before deriding “war profiteers” on Twitter.

Reporting by truthout.org shows Greene purchased between $1,000 and $15,000 in stock of defense contractors Caterpillar and Lockheed Martin on February 22nd.  She also purchased similar ranges of stock in energy companies Chevron (the French oil company) and NextEra Energy (which generates the majority of its energy from renewables).  All those stocks have seen significant increases since the Russian attack, with Lockheed Martin gaining 20%.

Besides the hypocrisy of ranting about the evils of the French renewable energy AOC lovin’ Mainstream Media while buying those companies’ stocks, Marge then decided to go Full Monty with hypocrisy about the war by tweeting about the immorality of people who profit from war:

With the falling tide of new cases, Hawaii on Tuesday became the 50th and final state to repeal its indoor mask mandate, put in place due to the spread of the coronavirus, the Associated Press reports.  The mandate will be lifted effective March 26th.

Hawaii’s official reports show a seven-day running average of new cases in the state at just 140, and there are just 48 patients hospitalized with coronavirus across the islands.  This compares to a seven-day running average of new cases from a week ago standing at 300.

Democratic Governor David Ige said the Hawaiian cultural idea of respecting and caring for the elderly, who are called kupuna, spurred people to honor the mask mandate.  “I do believe that we are the last community to release the mask mandate because we care about each other and we care about our community and we are all willing to sacrifice to keep each other healthy and safe,” he said.

In its petition for disciplinary action against world famous dipshit lawyer Sidney “Kraken” Powell, the Texas State Bar Commission for Lawyer Discipline writes that in the aftermath of the 2020 election the Kraken engaged in conduct unbecoming of the profession when she “filed multiple federal lawsuits in different jurisdictions (including the District Court of Arizona, the Northern District of Georgia, the Eastern District of Michigan, and the Eastern District of Wisconsin) alleging, inter alia, election fraud had occurred in the national presidential election in 2020.”

“[Kraken] had no reasonable basis to believe the lawsuits she filed were not frivolous. Further, the filing of these lawsuits violated Federal Rule of Civil Procedure 11. During the course of the lawsuits, [The Kraken] took positions that unreasonably increased the costs or other burdens of the cases and unreasonably delayed the resolution of the matters, including, but not limited to, [Kraken’s] failure to dismiss the lawsuit filed in the Eastern District of Michigan when her requested relief was moot. In the lawsuit styled Pearson v. Kemp filed by [Kraken] in the Northern District of Georgia, [Squid Lady] attached certificate from the Secretary of State that she purported to the Court was ‘undated.’ The certificate was altered to remove the date, and [Kraken’s] statement that the certificate was undated was false. [Kraken] was sanctioned by the Eastern District of Michigan for [the slimy cephalopod’s] misconduct.” Note the liberal use of “reasonable” here.

On Tuesday a Manhattan judge dismissed voting tech company Smartmatic’s defamation claims against Sidney “Kraken” Powell and day drinker Jeannine Pirro while leaving the case against Fox News and mental patients Lou Dobbs and Maria Bartiromo intact, with the claims against day drinker mental patient Rudy Giuliani intact, Deadline reports. “Even assuming that Fox News did not intentionally allow this false narrative to be broadcasted, there is a substantial basis for plaintiffs’ claim that, at a minimum, Fox News turned a blind eye to a litany of outrageous claims about plaintiffs, unprecedented in the history of American elections, so inherently improbable that it evinced a reckless disregard for the truth,” wrote Judge David Cohen in his 61 page opinion.