More than 100,000 Trump fans downloaded a fake Truth Social app that appeared on the Android store Monday, likely opening their electronic devices to vast data mining like they claim the Deep State gets, Business Insider reports.

Called “MAGA Hub — Truth Social Trump,” the app had been introduced in late August after Trump had announced his plan to create an app he couldn’t get kicked off of.  The app has more than $25 in in-app purchases available; it’s unknown how many of the MAGAts gave credit card information.

Currently with 3.5 star rating on the Android store with more than 6,000 ratings, the app has saw a spike in downloads in January after media reports said the app wouldn’t be available until March, but true MAGAts know not to believe Mainstream Media reports and they found the secret (bogus) app because they did their own research.

Russian personnel have completely abandoned the country’s two top diplomatic facilities in Ukraine, the New York Times reports on a worrying sign an all out invasion is imminent. Video footage posted on Telegram shows people lining up waiting for buses outside the Odessa consulate while the Russian flag was seen removed from the main embassy in Kyiv.

An investigation by the Federal Election Commission found that Rhode Island Republican loser H Russel Taub had illegally sought help from the Russian GRU to find dirt on his opponent Congressman David Cicilline during their 2016 campaign, the Providence Journal reports. In a 2016 Twitter message, Taub had asked notorious Russian prick Guccifer 2.0 “I could use your help to defeat cicilline.” In July 2019 Taub was sentenced to three years in a federal prison over an unrelated PAC scam in which he conned Republican donors out of over $1 million, the bulk of which he spent on strippers, prostitutes, and other vices. It is unclear if he’s been released yet.

Last night we had another attack on law enforcement.

In #Florida a Taylor County deputy was shot & sustained serious injuries

The suspect (below) is an armed & dangerous convicted felon please call 911 if you spot him pic.twitter.com/GQ1DCrviTr

— Marco Rubio (@marcorubio) February 23, 2022

Is Marco okay? Why is he acknowledging that a very MAGA-looking Caucasian shot a cop in his state? He’s supposed to at least pretend the guy’s a liberal absent any proof, or better yet act like it didn’t happen at all. Somebody should see if he’s been taking his meds. Something ain’t right.

Complete scumbag former Missouri Governor Eric Greitens recently paid a visit to the palace of the Orange God Emperor, pleading for a blessing in the hotly contested GOP Senate primary in the state, the New York Times’s Maggie Haberman reports. Haberman wrote the Donald has recently warmed up to the disgraced sexual abuser after years of personal distaste. Greitens currently polls ahead of rivals including some asshole who walks around with a fake $45 bill bearing Trump’s face and the chunky ambulance chaser who pointed an assault rifle at BLM protestors on his lawn.

Trump legal shitbrain Rudy Giuliani is negotiating the terms of cooperating with the House January 6th Select Committee, two sources tell the Guardian, a move that would mark a major win for the investigation should the incompetent former New York City mayor not be simply screwing around and trying to get Trump to finally pay his legal bills by threatening to cooperate.

Giuliani’s conditions reportedly include his appearance before the panel to be non-pursuant to a subpoena and does not violate any attorney-client relationship with the Donald, focusing more on the involvement of other players, including members of Congress. Rudy is however willing to speak about his interactions with Trump where the attorney-client protections would have been broken – as in the potential commission of a crime – with the committee. The conditions are in line with a recent Newsmax appearance in which Rudy falsely claimed the committee does not have the legal authority to issue a subpoena, leaving out to the right wing audience he was currently negotiating cooperation outside of the purview of a subpoena, a distinction that would surely be lost on the MAGA assholes who will be calling for his head on a pike if he flips even partially.

For the weeks it dragged on, American right wingers watched the weeks-long anti-vax protest clustertruck that paralyzed Canada’s capital city of Ottawa with so much giddy anticipation their filthy MAGA underoos were stretched to the breaking point. Every single day they asked themselves and each other “When do we get to start blocking roads and paralyzing local economies there?” overlooking the fact that the Canadian truckers’ grievance isn’t really applicable here in the US. The Canadian protest was driven by independent contract truckers who own their rigs, as the American version will be if it materializes. It’s not like some trucker working for Tim Hortons got permission from his boss to take the rig and block a street in Ottawa for 23 days.

While there certainly are truck drivers here in the United States who are required to be vaccinated to keep their jobs, that’s up to their employers – employers who are going to fire their asses and file charges if they abscond with the rigs and block traffic on the Beltway. Which leaves us with independent American truckers who, unlike their Canadian counterparts, are not now and never were required to be vaccinated for COVID, as Biden’s OSHA vax mandate only applied to companies with 100 employees or more – a mandate that was nuked by the Supreme Court last month anyway.

So what are these rebels without a cause to do? Make one up! PennLive.com reports a number of Pennsylvanian clustertruckers are headed to fuck up our nation’s capital over Critical Race Theory, foreign oil imports, and pandemic restrictions that are being now rapidly lifted in every single state. One Scranton, PA driver said he’s protesting over two streets in his town being named after native son President Joe Biden. “They are influencing or turning people against us…to support him when we know we have an incompetent,” trucker Bob Bolus said. “Just because Biden was born here isn’t reason we have to change the way we live and support an incompetent.”

“We want justice for Ashli,” Bolus added, referring to MAGA terrorist Ashli Babbitt who was lawfully shot dead by a Capitol Police officer as she refused to obey his commands to back off during the violent and destructive January 6th, 2021 insurrection at the US Capitol.

As still “technically” a member of house Republicans, let me, with all my might, condemn this damn awful tweet during this crisis. You can criticize policy but this is insane and feeds into Putins narrative. But hey, retweets amirite? https://t.co/1b22DGMENl

— Adam Kinzinger (Slava Ukraini) 🇺🇸🇺🇦🇮🇱 (@AdamKinzinger) February 22, 2022

The Pentagon has approved a deployment of 700 unarmed National Guard to help DC Metropolitan Police and Capitol Police deal with the trucker convoys expected to descend upon the capitol in the coming weeks, the Associated Press reports.

The contingent, made up of 400 member of the DC Guard and 300 from other states, will handle traffic control duties.  The Pentagon pointed out that they will not be armed and they will not be helping law enforcement efforts.

“I mean, look, i-i-i-i-it’s pretty clear, if you’re closing pipelines in this country and now you are provoking conflict with the largest gas supplier in Europe, maybe you’re making a play against fossil fuels,” Fox host and Vladimir Putin’s own Charlie McCarthy tells an aging Little Bo Peep.  “This has two effects.  One is ideological; they hate fossil fuels on principle; that’s Sandy Cortez’s position.  Kamala Harris doesn’t believe in anything, but she has donors and friends who are making tons from alternative energy from renewables, which are not sustainable and real energy sources, by the way, but if you hike the price of fossil fuels way up, all of a sudden those investments become more profitable.  Yeah, i-, of course it’s about energy, actually, and no one’s saying it.  It’s not about democracy, I can promise you that.  If there’s one thing they’re, these people are not in favor of, it’s democracy.”

So in Tuckem’s feeble mind, the Russian buildup of troops along the Ukraine border isn’t provocative at all, but Western moves to assist a fledgling democracy isn’t helping democracy.

It’s now 22:22 p.m on 2/22/22.

In response to Russia’s recognizing two breakaway provinces in Ukraine and their continued military buildup along the border, Japan and Canada announced significant sanctions Tuesday, Reuters reports.

The nations join the United States, the European Union, Germany and Great Britain in sanctioning Russia and Russian leaders.  President Joe Biden announced extensive sanctions earlier Tuesday that will prevent business with Russian banks and institutions.

Germany announced earlier that it was stopping additional progress with the Nord Stream 2 pipeline, cutting Russia off from tens of millions of dollars in much needed revenue daily.

In her over-enunciated cadence, the Republican Black Woman, Candace Owens, explains that charges brought against the Canadian truck drivers–who broke various laws while stopping commerce across an international border, causing businesses on each side of the border–are being persecuted because of Hitler AND Stalin.

They are not allowing some of these people, the main leaders, out of prison and they’re really trumped up charges that would mean really absolutely nothing except you’ve messed with the state and now you are going to face the consequences, something that you might see, by the way, under the reign of somebody like, oh, I don’t know, Adolf Hitler, Josef Stalin.  All these things that they keep calling us is exactly what they’re guilty of.

Um, Candy, they’re going to “face the consequences” because they’re accused of breaking the law, and even in Canada, they’ll have those charges decided in a court of law.  Hitler and Stalin didn’t do that, dear.

What is Yury or Viktor or whatever his name is thinking here? “See, Disqus incelchiks will believe woman is yenuinely real and interested in sexing if we using picture of Cousin Masha for pornography bot, not swimsuit model. Cousin Masha look like swimsuit model after litre of vodka anyway. I am not much go into details about what happen next, but she kinkychik Rawr… That’s how we run scam, we go for realisticisms, fool incelchiks for credit card number, next we dancing Cossack all nighttime and rolling in the dough made with state-rationed flour!”

Nicci Garlic of Winfield, Illinois got a very welcome and very sudden surprise earlier this month after years of struggling to conceive a child with her husband Kelsie, People.com reports. Feeling some bizarre and novel stomach pains, Nicci visited her doctor to see what the hell was wrong with her. In a situation where virtually everyone in the same situation in the history of medicine at best breaks even when the doctor tells them it’s just gas, Nicci got even better news. She was pregnant. And it was her due date. The teacher and foster mom to two gave birth to a healthy baby boy Charlie just hours later. The couple have set up a GoFundMe to help pay for the very sudden expense of not having relatives able to fill up a baby registry on such short notice.

A judge with the Ontario Provisional Court denied Tamara Lich bail prior to her trial on charges relating to her organization of the Ottawa trucker protests, saying that she would likely reoffend, the Associated Press reports.

Lich is charged with charged with counseling to commit mischief for her role in the protests that lockdown the area around Parliament in Ottawa and shutdown border crossings with the United States.

Arrested Thursday, Lich said in a Saturday court hearing that she had renounced her connection with the protest and would go back to live quietly in Alberta.

Trump Organization CFO Alan Weaselberg asked a judge on Tuesday to dismiss the case against him, claiming the indictment on charges of tax fraud were “politically motivated,” the New York Times reports. Why it should matter if the Manhattan District Attorney being a Democrat somehow invalidates the case was not explained, because if he committed tax fraud then well he fucking committed tax fraud and it doesn’t matter if his boss is the disgraced former Republican President.

Like do they plan on telling the jury that “Yes, Mr. Trump bought a Mercedes for my client Mr. Weaselberg in lieu of payment which Mr. Weaselberg then failed to report on his taxes is technically ‘illegal’ [with air quotes]. But the DA is a racist Black libtard who hates Mr. Trump for being the greatest president in American history. If it’s leftist shit, you must acquit!” in the closing arguments?

Non-Correction: The current version of this article misspelled Alan Weisselberg’s last name as ‘Weaselberg’ multiple times. National Zero does not regret the error and will not be correcting it.

https://twitter.com/takecamera2/status/1496182697403813901

Seriously this guy needs fucking Xanax. He’s utterly insufferable. He had to have posted at least 200 tweets swearing up and down that Antifa and BLM were responsible since a woman who volunteered for traffic management was shot dead at yet another Antifa vs Proud Boys street brawl during a protest over the Minneapolis killing of Black man Amir Locke in Portland on Saturday. This goes way beyond merely gloating that he was wrong – it’s almost besides the issue. Ngo really needs to get straightened out mentally and emotionally. Or just get a real job.

The shooter is described by the Daily Beast as an Anti-Semitic Kyle Rittenhouse fanboy who’s also into “Furry culture” – meaning he has anonymous sex with strangers while wearing a giant furry animal costume similar to a sports team mascot or Disney World character, because of course he is.

“We have two plans,” Ukrainian Foreign Minister Dmytro Kuleba said during a press briefing with US Secretary of State Tony Blinken.  Plan A is to utilize every tool of diplomacy to deter Russia and prevent further escalation. And if that fails, plan B is to fight for every inch of our land and every city and every village.”

“I’m sure this isn’t the company’s fault, I’m sure it’s the corrupt liberals at Apple, finally got the app after days of trying to install it. Now it just keeps saying error when I try to create an account. This is gotta be some sort of violation. Can’t download an app for my republican based views because the media is ran by liberal elites. What a shame.. what a shame.”

– The top review on the Truth Social page on the Apple iOS App Store, posted Sunday.