A Hamburg-area German Antifa cell on Monday claimed responsibility for the very early morning molotov job that left a charred husk of a BMW X3 owned by Fourth Reich-y AfD party politician Dr Bernd Baumann – and several other vehicles unfortunate enough to have been parked in adjacent spots, NiUS reports. It’s not clear if Bernd got himself the X3 after trading in a Cybertruck last spring because he was worried some leftists might throw a flaming molotov cocktail at it.

“Why would anyone vote for New Jersey and Virginia Gubernatorial Candidates, Mikie Sherrill and Abigail Spanberger, when they want transgender for everybody, men playing in women’s sports, High Crime, and the most expensive Energy prices almost anywhere in the World? VOTE REPUBLICAN for massive Energy Cost reductions, large scale Tax Cuts, and basic Common Sense!”

“Under President Trump, ME, Gasoline will come down to approximately $2 a Gallon, very soon! With the Democrats, you’ll be paying $4, $5, and $6 a Gallon, and your Electric and other Energy costs will, likewise, SOAR. VOTE REPUBLICAN FOR A GREAT AND VERY AFFORDABLE LIFE. All you’ll get from voting Democrat is unrelentingly High Crime, Energy prices through the roof, men playing in women’s sports, and HEARTACHE!” posted convicted felon President Trump on Sunday, which got buried because the fat bastard then proceeded to endorse who the hell knows how many of his loyal supplicants in congress, most of them probably safe in deep red districts and won’t lose.

However it’s the above rant about Tuesdays elections that merits scrutiny. The immediate follow-up to it even more so: “For all of those people voting in New Jersey and Virginia for Governor, Attorney General, or any other position, please remember this: A REPUBLICAN VOTE MEANS A DRASTIC DROP IN ENERGY PRICES AND ENERGY COSTS, A DROP LIKE YOU’VE NEVER SEEN BEFORE! – A DEMOCRAT VOTE MEANS A DOUBLING, AND EVEN TRIPLING, OF YOUR ENERGY BILLS AND PRICES, TRADITIONALLY THE HIGHEST COST OF AN AMERICAN CITIZEN! So, if you vote Republican, your Energy Costs are going to go down, tremendously! If you vote Democrat, your Energy Costs are going to go ‘through the roof,’ making Energy virtually unaffordable for you and your family to pay. Also, remember, that if you don’t go to the Polls and VOTE, it’s the same thing as voting for a Democrat. SO, GO TO THE POLLS AND CUT YOUR ENERGY COSTS IN HALF!”

A new Politico/Public First national survey finds a third of Americans under age 45 saying the political violence is sometimes justified, probably because you-know-who kind of normalized it.

Former Philippines presidential Press Secretary Trixie Cruz-Angeles, who served bloody dictator Rodrigo Duterte during his six year reign of repeated waves of extrajudicial vigilante violence against people who may or may not have actually been affiliated with the drug gangs he targeted, waxed nostalgically in an interview last week about her boss telling her he’d had late night encounters with ghostly presences in the Malacañang presidential palace, Politiko.com.ph reports.

“He would work overnight, sometimes late into the night because he would read everything that he would sign. So of course as the night grew deeper, he did not like to work alone in the room anymore. So he would then call for his top staff,” Cruz-Angeles told a Bilyonaryo News Channel program. “The truth about that, he said, ‘I’m scared because there are footsteps.’ He would feel that there were other beings in the room with him,” she continued, adding something about how his top personal security detail agents were all attractive, younger women he liked to ogle late at night.

That counted as a joke in the interview. Either left unsaid in Cruz-Angeles’s TV hit or maybe Politiko just left out of the article is that Duterte is currently in a jail cell at the Hague, awaiting trial at the International Criminal Court for the indiscriminate brutality that left anywhere between 4,000 and upwards of 20,000 dead between 2016 and 2022. Plus another few dozen killed extrajudicially while Hot Rod was mayor of Davao, some of whom he allegedly executed personally while cops had them cuffed to chairs. The interview and the Politiko write-up thus wasted an opportunity to speculate on if the footsteps were made by the departed souls of Rod’s victims, stalking him from beyond.

The severely mentally ill future governor of South Carolina screamed at cops and called them “fucking incompetent” last week when she showed up late to the airport and in a car that was a slightly different color than the one they were told to expect, WCIV reports.

New research examining stunning footage recorded of orca pods in the Gulf of California in recent years reveals that the intelligent cetaceans are kind of wasteful, reckless assholes without regard for the environmental impact of their feeding behaviors too, NBC News reports.

In both encounters examined by marine biologists, the whales surrounded a great white shark and toyed with it a little bit before ripping open its abdomen to feast on the shark’s liver, but left the rest of its body to sink to the bottom of the gulf where it was in all likelihood consumed by benthic scavengers. So yes, the shark’s corpse is not exactly a six-pack ring. Still the wastefulness aspect kind of evokes the old tropes about rhino horns and elephant tusks being taken from their freshly shot corpses in colonial Africa while the hunters left the rest to rot rather than butchering it for consumption by the often impoverished and neglected subjects of the European empires.

Orcas are so smart they’ve evolved to the point of some of humanity’s worst qualities.

The last known herpes-infected lab monkey at large in Mississippi since a truck carrying dozens of the animals from Tulane University to another facility crashed on I-59 last week was fatally spanked Sunday morning by an armed mom of five outside of her home near the crash site, the AP reports.

“I did what any other mother would do to protect her children,” Jessica Bond Ferguson, who has five children ranging in age from 4 to 16, told the AP about how she got real patriotic after her 16 year-old son told her he spotted the diseased and “aggressive” rhesus monkey outside. “I shot at it and it just stood there, and I shot again, and he backed up and that’s when he fell,” Ferguson continued.

The monkey’s remains were recovered by the Mississippi Department of Fish and Wildlife. Details on whether department officials held a special staff BBQ on Sunday evening were not available.

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Convicted felon President Trump’s approval rating stands at 37 percent among respondents to Monday’s CNN/SSRS national survey, just a point higher than his 36 percent at the same point in early November 2017. Disapproval however is actually the highest it’s ever been for him from the pollster at 63 percent, even higher than the 61 they found after the friggin Capitol riot.

The “good” news for MAGA is that Dems are up 5 in the generic congressional ballot at 47 to 42 percent, below the 11 percent edge from that 2017 survey. Whatever relief that might bring for MAGA might be kind of tempered as Dems are up 12 percent among those “extremely or very motivated to turn out next year,” though CNN does not mention a point of comparison with 2017.

According to super-plugged-in Beltway outlet Punchbowl News, there’s a “civil war” going on within the Republican Party and the MAGA movement over whether Tucker Carlson should have platformed antisemitic scumbag Nick Fuentes, with obese slob Randy Fine giving a fiery speech denouncing Tucker as “the most dangerous antisemite in America” and accusing him of leading a “modern-day Hitler Youth,” to a group of Jewish Republicans who held up signs saying “Tucker is not MAGA.”

The “civil war” has also tied up the extremist Heritage Foundation, who in the days since the interview stuck up for Tucker amid the performative outrage from assclowns like former RNC chair-turned-North Carolina Senate candidate Mike Whatley, who said “antisemitism has no place in the Republican Party,” but also declined to say whether he regretting giving Tucker a speaking slot at last year’s national convention. All this comes amid successive embraces of Nazism/antisemitic tropes among certain younger right wing figures in leaked text messages by failed Trump DOJ nominee Paul Ingrassia, the Young Republicans, and the “martyred” Charlie Kirk.

The Orthodox Jewish communities all across America voted in very big numbers for me in our Historic 2024 Presidential Campaign. Lakewood, New Jersey, was one of our biggest Wins anywhere in the Country with more than 90 percent of the Vote. On November 4th, the eyes of the Country are on New Jersey again. I need ALL of my supporters in the Orthodox community in Lakewood and its surrounding towns to vote in HUGE numbers for Jack Ciattarelli. Jack will be a GREAT Governor, and has my Complete and Total Endorsement — He will never let you down!”

“Jack needs every single Vote in the community, including all the Yeshiva students who turned out to vote for me last year. Your Votes in this Election will save New Jersey, a State that is near and dear to my heart. Jack will cut your taxes, and tremendously reduce your out of control and ridiculous Energy costs — whereas his opponent will double, triple, and even quadruple your Energy, and other costs. You will rue the day that you voted for her. VOTE FOR JACK CIATTARELLI ON TUESDAY, NOVEMBER 4TH!” posted convicted felon President Trump on Sunday. In addition to being unsubtly threatening to the Garden State’s Jewish communities his math is, uh, insufficient because he still lost New Jersey by 6 percent last year and Lakewood prooooobably did not grow significantly enough in the last 364 days to make up that kind of gap to get Jack Shittarelli Ciattarelli elected.

Some have called Zohran Mamdani, the Democratic socialist front-runner for New York City mayor, a left-wing version of President Trump.

"I think I'm a much better looking person than him," says Trump, after calling Mamdani a "communist." pic.twitter.com/p9FDWNcoGs

— 60 Minutes (@60Minutes) November 2, 2025

You know how New York City Dem mayoral nominee Zohran Mamdani is a “radical Islamist. He’s a Jew hater. He’s an antisemite” in the words of angry little gnome Mark Levin, for example?

Some Jews disagree. And, as you can tell by the headline, they’re not the liberal, secular-ish types either. The faction of the very clannish Satmar sect loyal to Grand Rebbe Aaron Teitelbaum (and not his brother Zalmen Leib Teitelbaum… it’s a long story) is arguably the largest organized Jewish voting bloc in Gotham. They are VERY reliable and turn out for who they’re told to turn out for.

And their leadership endorsed Zohran Mamdani, Forward reports on another L for disgraced former Governor Andrew Cuomo, who had lobbied the chieftains for the nod. It’s difficult to quantify how many ballots this is worth because while the number of Satmar in New York City is about 80,000, nobody’s really sure how many are on Team Aaron. The national Jewish political news outlet doesn’t fixate too much on the mathematical significance, possibly because it doesn’t really matter at this point. And that they’re 2-for-2 in picking the winners of the last two open mayoral elections.

Good ol’ Jesus Dork on Sunday told that Fox News blonde the GOP has something BIG in the works for healthcare but that it’s so super secret that he can’t even tell his own members what it is because it would leak right away… Remember this guy’s supposed to be excited to revolutionize American healthcare and should WANT voters to know that they have this fucking AWESOME new plan to fix everything. In fact most people who run for Congress outline these kinds of ambitions in their campaigns and then when they’re already elected they tend to intro aspirational “messaging bills” to check this or that box politically. Johnson doesn’t even want to do that, lol.

Former children’s book author/conspiracy podcaster-turned-FBI Director Kash Patel on Friday fired Steven Palmer, a 27 year-FBI veteran who headed up the Bureau’s aviation unit after it was publicly reported that K$H had used the Bureau’s plane to trvael to Pennsylvania to watch his 26 year-old country musician girlfriend perform at a pro wrestling event, Bloomberg Law reports.

“Palmer’s position included supervising the FBI’s aviation units, but Patel’s flight schedule was readily traceable through online tracking services and he reposted photos of himself with Wilkins at the event on his personal X account,” the legal-focused outlet wrote in the article.

Already the 44th president crushed it with “It is not as if we didn’t see some of this coming. I will admit it is worse than even I expected, but I did warn you all. I did. You can run the tape.”

“And by the way, he warned you too, because he said what he would do. But the fact is there were plenty of people who voted for Trump and Republicans anyway. And it wasn’t because they wanted to give up the right to free speech or see public health systems torn down, but because they were understandably frustrated with inflation and gas prices and the difficulty of affording a home and worries about their children’s future. Now, nine months later, you have got to ask yourself, has any of that gotten better? It sure has gotten better for Trump and his family,” Barry continued.

Quite literally thanking convicted felon President Trump for his Friday Truth Social post saying “I do not want Americans to go hungry… I have instructed our lawyers to ask the Court to clarify how we can legally fund SNAP as soon as possible… If we are given the appropriate legal direction by the Court, it will BE MY HONOR to provide the funding,” Rhode Island federal Judge John J McConnell on Saturday clarified the legality of it and ordered the regime to ensure SNAP goes out.

A Republican Congressman tells Politico how he’s feeling about convicted felon president Trump refusing to lift a finger to raise money for the anti-Prop 50 campaign in California that will wipe out four or five Golden State GOP members. Per usual he’s anonymous for fear of Donald’s wrath.

“They’re at risk in the first place because the White House started this with Texas, and now we’re going to lose some really good members. I’m mystified. I guess we’re kind of an afterthought right now. But we won’t be if we lose the majority because it’ll be all hands on deck to stop his impeachment,” the member said, starkly realistic about how little they matter to their Holy Overlord.

And panglossian only about “stopping” impeachment. They ain’t stopping it if they’re in the minority.