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Coronavirus re-infections extremely rare: new research

AP: “Two new studies give encouraging evidence that having COVID-19 may offer some protection against future infections. Researchers found that people who made antibodies to the coronavirus were much less likely to test positive again for up to six months and maybe longer. The results bode well for vaccines, which provoke the immune system to make antibodies – substances that attach to a virus and help it be eliminated. Researchers found that people with antibodies from natural infections were ‘at much lower risk … on the order of the same kind of protection you’d get from an effective vaccine,’ said Dr. Ned Sharpless, director of the U.S. National Cancer Institute.”

“‘It’s very, very rare’ to get reinfected, he said. The institute’s study had nothing to do with cancer – many federal researchers have shifted to coronavirus work because of the pandemic. Both studies used two types of tests. One is a blood test for antibodies, which can linger for many months after infection. The other type of test uses nasal or other samples to detect the virus itself or bits of it, suggesting current or recent infection. One study, published Wednesday by the New England Journal of Medicine, involved more than 12,500 health workers at Oxford University Hospitals in the UK. Among the 1,265 who had coronavirus antibodies at the outset, only two had positive results on tests to detect active infection in the following six months and neither developed symptoms.”

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Trump pardons Paul Manafort, Roger Stone, Jared Kushner’s dad

ABC News: “President Donald Trump on Wednesday issued a second batch of pardons in as many days, this time forgiving the crimes of two former associates, Paul Manafort and Roger Stone, as well as Charles Kushner, the father of Trump’s son-in-law and adviser Jared Kushner. The latest list grants 26 full pardons and commutes all or part of the sentence of three additional individuals, after Trump on Tuesday issued 15 pardons and five commutations.”

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NHL revamps league, schedule in a pandemic-era season

The National Hockey League will begin its regular season January 13th, but it will be a dramatically reorganized league and schedule for teams in an effort to reduce the risk of the spread of the coronavirus, CBS Sports reports.

After finishing up last season playing games in two “bubble cities,” the NHL will take a new approach, the league will allow teams to host games in their home cities.  Fans will be allowed to attend games based on each city’s regulations.

The league itself, however, will be realigned to limit travel and to address the unique composition of the league.  The seven Canadian-based teams will be put into one division; the 24 US-based teams will be split into three divisions based on geography.  Each team will play a 56-game season against only teams in their division, thereby negating the need for teams to cross the US-Canadian border.

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Winter Storm Wasserman-Schultz set to cause blizzard-like conditions over much of the United States during Christmas Eve

The Eastern third of the United States Coast braced for Winter Storm Wasserman-Schultz* to arrive on Thursday. The upper Midwest is already being pounded with snow by WS W-S. Blizzard warnings will remain in place for the region until early Thursday. Wasserman-Schultz is expected to make for a windy, rainy Christmas in New York City, while other areas will see snow like a normal Christmas you see on television because God loves them more. There might be some tornadoes in the Florida panhandle though. Might want to check the National Weather Service’s website for that forecast if you live in the area. Would definitely suck to get hit by a tornado on Christmas. Stay tuned to National Zero for other Winter Storm Wasserman-Schultz updates.

*Like The Weather Channel did of its own initiative for no reason whatsoever, National Zero will now be referring to winter storms by non-canonical names going forward, and in the interest of making things even more confusing and pointless, National Zero’s winter storm names will be different than those of The Weather Channel and will not be assigned in alphabetical order.

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The Airing of Grievances is an important Festivus tradition

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Maria Bartiromo duped by animal rights activist she believed was Smithfield Farms new CEO

In a major embarrassment to a claimed professional journalist, Fox Business host Maria Bartiromo spend an entire segment of her program interviewing an animal rights activist whom she thought was the incoming CEO of meat processor Smithfield Farms, Yahoo News reports.

Activist Matt Johnson spent the entire segment decrying the practices of the meat processor, pretending to use the interview to promote new ethical practices of the company but in fact advocating for animal rights.

Somehow, neither Bartiromo or her staff realized that Johnson was not actually the incoming CEO of Smithfield, Dennis Organ.  Smithfield has been hit with multiple charges of ignoring safety issues as thousands of its employees contracted the coronavirus.

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Remember Kirk Cameron? (Many don’t.) He’s a MAGAt.

Don’t worry if you don’t remember former child star Kirk Cameron.  He’s best known for a role in the TV sitcom “Growing Pains” which went off the air in the 1992.  But somehow he’s still an icon of the evangelical movement… like a Scott Baio without the sexual abuse allegations.

The star of the widely-panned but nonetheless popular-among-evangelicals Left Behind series of movies, Cameron has now embraced the coronavirus denial cause according to CNN, organizing maskless Christmas caroling in Southern California.

“We are going to be celebrating our God-given liberties, our constitutionally protected rights at this time at Christmas to sing Christmas songs to gather [sic], to assemble, and to sing about the birth of our savior,” Cameron posted on Instagram. 

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Dominion attorney notifies Fox News, OANN, and Newsmax of pending defamation lawsuits, says retractions too little, too late

Daily Beast: “A defamation law firm representing Dominion Voting Systems has sent letters to conservative cable news channels Fox News, Newsmax, and One America News warning them of their intention to pursue legal action over the false and outlandish election fraud claims made about the company on their airwaves. High-powered libel attorney Tom Clare, of the aggressive law firm Clare Locke, told The Daily Beast he has fired off legal letters to Newsmax, Fox, and OAN on behalf of Dominion Voting Systems, predicting the matter will end up in court. ‘I think it’s fair to say in January we will be pulling the trigger on multiple litigation matters. The damage that they’ve done has already been enormous,’ he said about the networks airing blatant falsehoods about voter fraud.’ The time for a retraction is not now it was weeks ago. I’m certain a retraction does not undo the damage but it’s the right thing regardless of litigation,’ he added.”

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Festivus of Fury

“Even in his waning days in power, President Donald Trump is still finding ways to inflict his signature loyalty tests on the Republican Party. As the President continues to deny his election loss, Republican members and aides on Capitol Hill are watching with angst as Trump threatens to unravel their entire year-end legislative agenda. After Congress left town this week, Trump unexpectedly posted a video screed eviscerating the hard-fought, bipartisan coronavirus package that passed the Senate 92-6. And Trump on Wednesday followed through with a promised veto of the bipartisan National Defense Authorization Act, a defense policy bill that’s essential for governing the future of the Pentagon” CNN reports.

“Through all that, Trump is obsessively pursuing any tactic that could overturn the results of the election, encouraging an already-doomed effort by a small group of House Republicans to challenge the Electoral College results in Congress on January 6 and lashing out at any Republican who calls into question the efforts’ success – even threatening to primary the Senate majority whip over his opposition to the futile endeavor. ‘He’s coming unhinged,’ one GOP aide told CNN.”

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Majority of Republican voters more loyal to Trump than GOP: poll

Huffington Post: “GOP voters remain far likelier to align themselves with President Donald Trump than they are to side with other Republicans, a new HuffPost/YouGov survey shows. In the case of a disagreement between Trump and Republicans in Congress, 52% of Republican and Republican-leaning independent voters say they’d be more likely to support Trump, according to the poll, conducted Dec. 15 through Sunday. Only 15% say they would side with the GOP legislators, with the rest saying they’d back neither or that they’re not sure.”

“Similarly, 62% say they would back Trump over their own representative, and just 14% say they would support the latter. The results reflect, at most, a modest erosion in Trump’s base support since he lost his bid for reelection. In an August HuffPost/YouGov survey, 61% of GOP voters said they would back Trump over congressional Republicans, and about two-thirds had said that they’d back him over their district’s representative. The questions are broad hypotheticals, designed to gauge levels of intraparty loyalty rather than precise reactions to any particular issue. But such a disagreement is currently brewing: On Tuesday, Trump threatened to veto the coronavirus relief bill passed by Congress, calling for an increase in the size of direct stimulus checks ― something Democratic legislators have also supported.”

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Massive fireball crashes into Chinese countryside and National Zero seeks a good Orson Welles impersonator to narrate the rest


If you can say “The pods are opening and- there- there’s a mysterious vapor emanating from them and- OH GOD! THEY’RE MACHINES!” with convincing vigor to help fill in the blanks of whatever happened here then we have a job for you in an updated version of this article. Also will accept the screenwriters of Aliens versus Predator: Requiem if they’re available.

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Orange Tyrant vetoes Defense Authorization Act

Wall Street Journal: “President Trump vetoed a $740.5 billion defense-policy bill after objecting to some of the provisions related to Confederate base names and troop levels abroad – as well as the legislation’s lack of language revoking internet platforms’ broad immunity for the content they publish from users on their sites. The National Defense Authorization Act easily passed both the House and Senate with bipartisan veto-proof majorities earlier this month.”

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Trump’s election lawsuit against Pennsylvania is finally docketed by SCOTUS… but there’s one *minor* problem

The lawsuit lame duck president Donald Trump has filed in the US Supreme Court against the Commonwealth of Pennsylvania was finally put on the docket for the Supreme Court this afternoon, but the filing requires the Pennsylvania Secretary of State to respond to the filing by noon on Wednesday, December 23rd, two hours before the motion was made public.

Filed by John Eastman, the lawyer who claimed in a Newsweek op/ed that Vice President-elect Kamala Harris was not eligible for office because her parents were immigrants–even though she was born in California–the motion also included a writ of certiorari, which was filed December 21st.

A response by the defendant, Pennsylvania Secretary of State Kathy Boockvar, isn’t due until January 22, 2021, two days after the scheduled inauguration of President-elect Joe Biden.

The lack of action from the SCOTUS justices on motions to expedite the lawsuit demonstrate the lack of likelihood that the case will go anywhere.

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Could they just be kind of jealous?


The MAGA kids are going nuts over recent reporting on California Dem Congressman Eric Swalwell’s dalliance with alleged Chinese spy Christine Fang back in 2014 – which of course is kind of a non-story considering Swalwell broke off contact with Fang after the FBI warned him that she might not be into him just for his good looks. The situation of course brings to mind a similar-ish episode which happened on the right, when Russian spy Maria Butina did God-knows-what kind of subterfuge to the NRA and Republican Party before she was arrested in 2018 – which of course was “no big deal, who cares, shut up libs” back then – while these days two weeks have gone by since the story first broke and unemployed dipshit Newt Gingrich is still harping on Swalwell.

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Court strikes down Trump ban on diversity training; government whistleblowers file complaint against lack of diversity training

A federal district court temporarily struck down an executive order from lame duck president Donald Trump barring federal contractors from conducting diversity and inclusion programs, saying that Trump’s order illegally restricts free speech.

Trump’s Executive Order 13950 claims that such diversity training is divisive and contrary to American values, providing to “divisive concepts” and “[r]ace or sex stereotyping,” apparently unaware of what racism and sexism is.

EO 13950, which he signed on September 22, 2020, bans federal agencies and contractors from conducting any diversity training and threatens federal contracts for those who continue with such programs.  It also demands that all training material be submitted to the Office of Management and Budget for review, and that any individuals involved in such training report violations to the federal government.

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No way out

“So how does this end? That’s a damn good question. No one knows. Some say Trump is in burn-it-down mode and is more than willing to veto the Covid relief/funding package, ending his presidency in a lengthy shutdown, with bluster and crisis. Others say he’s not explicitly threatening a veto, and everyone should calm down. Who cares what these people say, at this point. We’re not convinced anyone has any idea what the president is doing or what goal he’s driving toward.”

“He’s in the midst of blowing up a package his White House said he’d sign over provisions the administration proposed (the foreign funding matches the president’s request, as CNN’s Kevin Liptak points out, via Phil Mattingly) and designed (the $600 checks were A-OK with them until Tuesday). Maybe he comes out today en route to Florida and says he was just kidding – but maybe not, and he’s not running a corner store, he’s running the world’s most important country in the middle of a pandemic, so we can’t work with maybes” – Politico.

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Birx to retire after Biden takes office

Dr. Deborah Birx, the White House coronavirus response coordinator, announced Tuesday that she will retire from government service after President-elect Joe Biden takes office, the New York Times reports.

Birx came under fire for appearing to ingratiate herself to now-lame duck president Donald Trump, at one point failing to speak up as Trump publicly advocated for the injection of disinfectants as an effective measure to combat the coronavirus; such injections would be harmful, if not fatal, to people.

Recently, Birx faced claims of hypocrisy for telling people to isolate during the Thanksgiving holiday, while she and her family met at a vacation home in Delaware.  Birx stated that the various families were part of her long-term support system and that they traveled to Delaware to prepare a vacation home for sale.

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The Trumpian knot

“President Trump might not realize it, but he just handed Democrats a big weapon to wield against the two Republican senators running in the Georgia runoffs. By abruptly calling for $2,000 stimulus checks on Tuesday night, Trump inadvertently exposed core truths about the consequences of continued GOP control of the Senate – ones that Republicans are working to conceal – and about the post-Trump Republican Party in general. In the video that Trump tweeted, he threatened to wreck the carefully negotiated settlement that led Congress to pass a $900 billion economic rescue package. He insisted that its $600 stimulus checks are insufficient and called on lawmakers to increase the payment to $2,000. Trump’s threat not to sign the deal makes a government shutdown more likely, and it puts congressional Republicans who supported it in a terrible spot. As one GOP observer noted, Trump ‘just pulled down the pants of every Republican who voted for it.'”

“But this also gives Democrats a strong argument against Georgia’s GOP senators, Kelly Loeffler and David Perdue. It demonstrates, once again, that the only real obstacle to more generous economic assistance is the Republican Party. That’s why Jon Ossoff, Perdue’s Democratic challenger, jumped on Trump’s missive. Ossoff told CNN that Congress absolutely must ‘send $2,000 checks to the American people right now, because people are hurting.’ Ossoff added that Republicans such as Perdue are only now backing $600 stimulus checks, after they ‘obstructed direct relief for the last eight months.’ Top Democrats also declared that it’s time to deliver $2,000, including Nancy Pelosi, who set a House vote on the idea” – Washington Post:

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