Following up more than a week late on this after having given it so much attention last month: Per the Arizona Republic, Governor Katie Hobbs signed the Grand Canyon State’s Stolen Valor Act into law on Friday, April 18th, weeks after white nationalist psychopath state Senator Wendy Rogers had blocked it seemingly to protect an ally she had endorsed last year in a contentious state House GOP primary against the bill’s eventual sponsor, now-state Representative Walter Blackman.

The significance of the new law is that now candidates for any public office cannot misrepresent anything about their military service (or lack thereof), which is really the first time in United States history that ANY sort of lying to voters about personal qualifications or achievements by candidates is a criminal offense. Hopefully this is the top of a slippery slope in which even empty promises – like ending the war in Ukraine in the first 24 hours – are and will remain protected speech while blatant and knowing misstatements like they’re eating the cats, they’re eating the dogs, etc is a crime.

Citing several sources inside the Pentagon, NBC News reports that convicted felon President Trump told alcoholic sexual abuser former Fox News host Pete Hegseth that he “did not approve of his texting information about airstrikes in Yemen to a Signal group that included Hegseth’s wife, his brother and his personal attorney, describing what the defense secretary had done as childish.”

“The call ended with Trump telling Hegseth to keep fighting, however,” NBC’s reporting then continued, copied verbatim to illustrate how freaking stupid this is, that Trump really does not give a fuck that his own guy is potentially compromising national security and putting American service members at risk, it’s probably at worst that the fat bastard is probably simply annoyed at having to answer questions from reporters every time Hegseth fucks up. Even then does Trump really hate it?

The original sin that led to the reign of the Orange God Emperor is Hillary Clinton’s goddamned emails and what Hegseth did in his first few months on the job THAT HE STILL HAS NOW is the same if not worse than Hillary getting nagged about it four years later. He probably loves that the shoe’s on the other foot now and he can just rub the “establishment” in shit with his hypocrisy.

Good meeting. We discussed a lot one on one. Hoping for results on everything we covered. Protecting lives of our people. Full and unconditional ceasefire. Reliable and lasting peace that will prevent another war from breaking out. Very symbolic meeting that has potential to… pic.twitter.com/q4ZhVXCjw0

— Volodymyr Zelenskyy / Володимир Зеленський (@ZelenskyyUa) April 26, 2025

“Beneath the steaming geysers and bubbling mud pots of Yellowstone National Park lies one of the world’s most closely watched volcanic systems. Now a team of geoscientists has uncovered new evidence that sheds light on how this mighty system may behave in the future – and what might keep it from erupting. A team of researchers from Rice University, University of New Mexico, University of Utah and the University of Texas at Dallas have discovered a sharp, volatile-rich cap just 3.8 kilometers beneath Yellowstone’s surface. This cap, made of magma, acts like a lid, helping to trap pressure and heat below it. Using innovative controlled-source seismic imaging and advanced computer models, their findings suggest that the Yellowstone magma reservoir is actively releasing gas while remaining in a stable state. The research, led by Rice’s Chenglong Duan and Brandon Schmandt along with collaborators, provides new insight into how magma, volatiles and fluids move within Earth’s crust,” says a recent press release from Rice University.

Fat Hitler’s Reich on Friday abruptly reversed course on a wave of student visa cancelations after being hit with a shit ton of lawsuits and injunctions, Politico reports. Most of those who’d had their visas canceled had extremely minor criminal records, mostly misdemeanors and even dismissed cases. Chickenshit Secretary of State Marco Rubio’s team are working on a different policy.

Disgraced Republican former Long Island Congressman George Santos was sentenced to 87 months in a federal prison on Friday, per MSNBC’s Jessie Rodriguez, but proooooooobably won’t serve a minute given fellow convicted felon President Trump’s propensity for issuing pardons these days.

Pro-Trump shop owner backs Schumer on tariffs: 'This has to be rectified' https://t.co/nG4QJqmysX

— Fox News (@FoxNews) April 25, 2025

“Gas and grocery prices are WAY DOWN, just like I said they would be. Eggs are plentiful, and down 87 percent. NICE!” posted convicted felon President Trump on his shitty Twitter clone Thursday.

Ah, classic Trump. Faced with a failure of governing on his part, he’s falling back on his tried-and-true strategy: Lie. At $3.17 per gallon, gas is up 5 cents in the national average from when he took office on January 20th. The US Consumer Price Index put food prices up 0.4 percent last month, and the average price of a dozen eggs was $6.22 in March, up from $5.89 in February.

“THE DEMOCRATS ARE FIGHTING LIKE HELL TO KEEP MURDERERS, AND ALL OTHER TYPE OF CRIMINALS, SOLIDLY IN THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA. THEY HAVE GONE CRAZY, AND ARE ONLY GETTING WORSE!!!” the fat shit also posted. Something about the all caps claim that the other people are going crazy and only getting worse really makes this one special. There’s also that it’s a little difficult to take him seriously on that issue when he just lies about the other one.

A Trump-appointed federal judge on Wednesday ordered the fat fuck’s regime to make “a good faith request to the government of El Salvador and to release” a 20 year-old Venezuelan refugee identified only as “Cristian” to “US custody for transport back to the United States to await the adjudication of his asylum application on the merits by USCIS,” ABC News reports.

Defense Secretary Petey Pee Pants has ordered the military to use its resources to make sure he looks pretty during TV appearances, CBS News reports on the MAGA-est story ever.

Drug-addicted edglelord Elon Musk and former Soros lieutenant-turned-MAGA Treasury Suckretary Scott Bessent got into an explosive screaming match in the West Wing last week, Axios reports.

“They were not physical in the Oval, but the president saw it, and then they carried it down the hall, and that’s when they did it again,” one source said, with another adding the fight, apparently over that fat fucking loser Gary Shapley‘s four days leading the IRS as acting commissioner “was quite a scene. It was loud. And I mean, loud.” Shapley was a Musk pick vetoed by Bessent.

“Scott won that round,” one source told Axios. “But I would not want a guy like Musk as an enemy.”

“Governor Patrick Morrisey issued a statement Tuesday evening in response to the Federal Emergency Management Agency (FEMA) denying West Virginia’s request for Individual Assistance in Boone, Cabell, Greenbrier, Kanawha, Lincoln, Monroe, and Summers counties, as well as Public Assistance in Cabell and Kanawha counties. The denial comes two months after devastating flooding hit southern West Virginia. ‘Despite today’s notification, I am grateful to the Trump Administration for their strong support for southern West Virginia’s recovery following the February floods,’ said Governor Morrisey. ‘FEMA has offered the ability to appeal this decision, and I will look at all options to do so.’ FEMA has approved Individual Assistance for residents in Logan, McDowell, Mercer, Mingo, Raleigh, Wayne, and Wyoming counties. Public Assistance has been approved for Boone, Greenbrier, Lincoln, Logan, McDowell, Mercer, Mingo, Monroe, Raleigh, Summers, Wayne, and Wyoming counties,” says the governor if the Oxycontin State in a press release.

Notice the absence of anything like “I plan on calling President Trump immediately to have this rectified. West Virginians supported him strongly three elections in a row and I’m confident that if he knows that some piece of shit FEMA bureaucrat denied us it will be fixed quickly.” Hell this press release wouldn’t exist because Morrisey would’ve already called and gotten it fixed.

Republican Orange County, California Superior Court Judge Jeffrey Ferguson, who shot his wife Sheryl square in the chest during a drunken argument at their home in front of their 23 year-old son back in August 2023, was convicted Tuesday of second degree murder in his retrial that came less than a month after the first one crashed due to some dickhead juror, the AP reports.

On August 3, 2023, the couple’s son Phil said he witnessed Jeffrey and Sheryl first arguing over dinner at a Mexican place where Jeff made a gun-like hand gesture at her chest. Then at home, the argument flared up again in the living room when Sheryl screamed “Why don’t you point a real gun at me?” Jeff did, pulling a .40 Glock he kept strapped to his ankle and promptly shooting her in the chest. Jeff then dialed 911 and when the dispatcher asked if he shot his wife the judge said he wasn’t ready to discuss it at the time. Before the cops came he then texted his clerk and said “I just lost it. I just shot my wife. I won’t be in tomorrow. I will be in custody. I’m so sorry.”

At least 3,000 people were ordered evacuated and 1,320 structures were threatened Tuesday night across Lacey and Barnegat Townships in Ocean County, New Jersey on Tuesday night, NBC10 reports on God’s wrath being inflicted on a Blue State. The fanboys will probably still say that even though this specific county voted 2-1 for convicted felon President Trump in 2024.

Nevertheless this is bad and horses may have been killed. “Someone posted on Facebook that they needed help evacuating their horses, so we took our horse trailer down and got the rest of them out,” said local Leslie Lord DiFrancia as she led a neighbor’s horses out of a farm on the edge of the flames in the Lacey Township area. “It’s nerve-wracking. These horses are our family.”

Considerably more ominous than the fates of some horses: Barnegat police announced that “the status of the power grid in the area of the Oyster Creek nuclear plant is unknown,” meaning that if a wildfire can do to that plant what a tsunami did to Fukushima Daichi in Japan – specifically destroy its backup pump infrastructure – then it’s gonna be a bad time in Jersey for the next 50 millennia.

“Trying to get at President Trump and his agenda”: @SecDef shuts down new group chat allegations. pic.twitter.com/Nfi1RqdxXx

— FOX & Friends (@foxandfriends) April 22, 2025

Just prior to this bit former coworker Brian Kilmeade had to help prime the audience for the damage control by contradictorily admitting that it happened but it was “part of a learning curve.”

“President Trump is toeing an economic red line that few before him have dared even consider crossing,” Axios reports, fretting so much that they immediately jump to a bullet point with “Why it matters: The mere possibility that Trump could erode the Federal Reserve’s independence has been enough to unnerve investors and tank the stock market.” Ooooh they big scared.

The article is just one medium-long doomscroll about the fat fuck’s mental breakdown being inflicted on the economy. Trump was cute and silly for Axios last year with the deejaying bit but now he’s so frightening for the money business oh noes now they have to take him super seriously…

There’s an old antisemitic “Christ killer” trope about how the Jews weren’t bothered by Jesus’s religious message but the second he went apeshit and trashed all the money changers’ tables in the Temple he was a dead man. And yeah this is comparing Trump to Jesus technically but the trope maps pretty neatly onto the motives of Axios and the financial industry shitbags they serve. They didn’t give a fuck when Trump was sending innocent men to a gulag in El Salvador or revoking foreign students’ visas or firing hundreds of thousands of federal workers for zero actual reason but the second he started fucking with their money they turned on him, the twats.

Yeah fuck traveling.

One, two, days off is fine.

I’m not cut out for this fucking bullshit. I miss my job, my calling.

“‘Preemptive Cuts’ in Interest Rates are being called for by many. With Energy Costs way down, food prices (including Biden’s egg disaster!) substantially lower, and most other ‘things’ trending down, there is virtually No Inflation. With these costs trending so nicely downward, just what I predicted they would do, there can almost be no inflation, but there can be a SLOWING of the economy unless Mr Too Late, a major loser, lowers interest rates, NOW. Europe has already ‘lowered’ seven times.”

“Powell has always been ‘To Late,’ except when it came to the Election period when he lowered in order to help Sleepy Joe Biden, later Kamala, get elected. How did that work out?” posted convicted felon President Trump on Monday while the Dow Jones continued sliding.