Asked by NBC’s Garrett Haake if they had changed their minds after CNN gave a deadline of noon Thursday to accept the invite to debate Vice President Kamala Harris on the 23rd, convicted felon former President Trump’s co-campaign manager Chris LaCivita on Wednesday responded by saying simply “We haven’t and we won’t” be debating the veep again. Sounds like the end of it then.

“A large area of destructive storm surge, with highest inundations of 10 ft or greater, is expected along a portion of the west-central coast of the Florida Peninsula. Near the coast the surge will be accompanied by damaging waves. Water levels will rise rapidly as the eye approaches, and strong onshore winds on the backside of the hurricane will also cause a rapid rise in water as the center makes landfall. Devastating hurricane-force winds are expected along portions of the west coast of Florida within the Hurricane Warning area. Life-threatening hurricane-force winds, especially in gusts, are expected to spread inland across the peninsula and to portions of the Florida east coast within the Hurricane Warning area tonight and early Thursday,” says an NHC update.

“Residents should be prepared to take shelter in an interior room, away from windows, as the core of the hurricane moves across the central Florida Peninsula. The risk of strong tornadoes will continue into the evening hours across the southern and central portions of the Florida Peninsula. Be prepared to take immediate shelter in an interior room if a Tornado Warning is issued for your area.”

“Heavy rainfall across the Florida Peninsula through Thursday brings the risk of catastrophic and life-threatening flash and urban flooding along with moderate to major river flooding, especially in areas where coastal and inland flooding combine to increase the overall flood threat.”

Ben Hooper, the same son of a bitch United Press International writer who came up with “Traffic on a pair of California highways turned into a jam when a truck loaded with strawberries overturned, dropping barrels of the fruit into the road” back in May is at it again, this time yukking it up over a truckload of sweet potatoes overturning with “A crash on a California highway caused an hours-long ‘traffic yam’ when one of the vehicles lost its load of sweet potatoes into the roadway.”

How about a truckload of cadavers Ben? Is traffic going to come to a “dead stop” when they spill out onto the road? What if it’s Viagra? The drivers behind the truck going to slam hard on the brakes to avoid it? Bet you’ve got those saved on a spreadsheet somewhere. Fucking asshole.

Convicted felon former President Trump is firing up the hatred and paranoia of his mind-slaves in Scranton, Pennsylvania while he rambles angrily about a vast array of topics irrelevant to voters.

Convicted felon former President Trump was, to say the least, not pleased with former pal and fellow porn-lover Howard Stern having interviewed Vice President Kamala Harris on Tuesday, writing in a Wednesday shitpost that “BETA MALE Howard Stern made a fool of himself on his low rated radio show when he ‘interviewed’ Lyin’ Kamala Harris, and hit her with so many SOFTBALL questions that even she was embarrassed. He looked like a real fool, working so hard to make a totally incompetent and ill-equipped person look as good as possible, which wasn’t very good. I dropped Howard a long time ago, like most others, and have since been credited with very good judgment!”

Howard Stern’s show was where Trump once lusted openly about a then-24 year-old Ivanka’s “voluptuous curves,” bragged about walking into beauty pageant changing rooms to see teenage girls naked and where celebrity writer AJ Benza told Stern that Trump “used to call me when I was a columnist and say, ‘I was just in Russia. The girls have no morals. You gotta get out there.'”

Trump also bitched about CBS’s 60 Minutes some more, posting “Just imagine, 60 Minutes actually took Lyin’ Kamala’s answers, and CHANGED THEM. It’s unthinkable. They are in big trouble!” as if Fox News doesn’t constantly edit his rambling bullshit to make him look more mentally stable.

A new set of Quinnipiac University likely voter surveys in the Blue Wall finds Vice President Kamala Harris leading convicted felon former President Trump 49 to 46 percent in Pennsylvania while the fat fuck is up 48 to 46 percent in Wisconsin and 50 to 47 percent in Michigan, an inversion of other polling that usually finds Trump doing better in Pennsylvania and Harris in the other two.

Vice President Kamala Harris’s campaign and affiliated committees have raised $1 billion in less than 80 days after she became the presumptive Dem presidential nominee, eclipsing the $853 million convicted felon former President Trump raised so far in 2024, the New York Times reports.

You will not be surprised to learn that convicted felon former President Trump taking credit for getting Elon “Ketamine Brain” Musk to donate Starlink internet devices to those affected by Hurricane Helene in North Carolina was simply a lie, as the Register reports that the devices are $400 upfront and the storm victims are eligible for just 30 days of trial service.

THERE IT IS. There’s Fox News colluding with the Trump campaign to give the fat fuck a way to bitch out of CNN’s ultimatum, as the propaganda network has proposed a face-off between he and Vice President Kamala Harris in Pennsylvania on October 24th or 27th, Reuters reports.

They pulled this shit just three days into Harris becoming the nominee, trying to push to host one a week after last month’s ABC debate. They failed then but with time running short maybe they think it’ll work this time. Fox did not name any proposed moderators, saying only such another face-off that late “would present an opportunity for each candidate to make their closing arguments.”

Fat Hitler’s vicious German Shepard of a spokeswoman Karoline Leavitt was more bark than bite per usual on CNN Wednesday morning, unable to gnaw her way out of a rhetorical trap laid by anchor Kate Bolduan, who challenged Leavitt to reconcile her fuhrer’s lies about FEMA’s funds being depleted for migrants with the fuhrer himself having taken FEMA funds to house migrants in 2019.

Leavitt failed and, like other Trump minions have these days, simply wasted her time on CNN.

Evidently bored with polls, positive economic numbers and record stock market returns, Vice President Kamala Harris’s media blitz, the destruction wrought by and still to come from two massive hurricanes, the MAGA conspiracy bullshit about both, the real-time mental collapse of the republican nominee, the mainstream media this week decided that Democrats were starting to worry about Harris’s chances of defeating convicted felon former President Trump, beginning with the Wall Street Journal asserting that “Kamala Harris Struggling to Break Through With Working Class, Democrats Fear” on Tuesday and CNN with “Democrats grow anxious as Election Day nears” on Wednesday.

Last and certainly the least respected of any national political media outlet falsely presenting itself as “neutral,” was The Hill with “Democrats start to hit the panic button,” in which one of their chatbots generated text saying “Democrats’ nerves are at an all-time high. Two months ago – even a month ago – they were feeling bullish about Vice President Harris’s prospects of defeating former President Trump. But now, with less than a month to go until Election Day, they’re increasingly worried about a number of issues plaguing the Democratic nominee’s campaign. On Tuesday, there was grumbling from some Democrats about the vice president’s interview on CBS’s ’60 Minutes.'”

You hear that Dems? The Narrative™ says you have to grumble AND hit the panic button AND fear Harris struggling to break through with working class AND grow anxious! Get busy with that! The Honeymoon’s finally over, and even if Harris’s lead in this week’s Economist/YouGov survey grew to 49 to 45 among likely voters you need to put on your adult diapers and piss yourself dry.

Republican Taunton, Massachusetts Mayor Shauna O’Connell’s defense lawyer on Tuesday told a court that her husband Ted won’t testify against her at trial and seeks to have the charges including assault and battery on a family member and assault and battery with a dangerous weapon dropped as they’ve managed to work out their “martial issues” and reconciled since the July domestic altercation in which the mayor drunkenly bit Ted and hit him with a crowbar, Boston 25 reports.

Ted defended his abuser more or less from the get-go. “I apologize for calling the police, I apologize to my wife and the people of Taunton. It was a huge mistake,” he told reporters following his wife’s arraignment just three days after the Republican elected official brutally assaulted him.

Trump: America is not a great country right now

Podcaster: It’s always a great country

Trump: See, that’s where I disagree pic.twitter.com/XuRrKJrNr8

— Kamala HQ (@KamalaHQ) October 9, 2024

Convicted felon former President Trump’s team tells NBC News that the fat bastard will be holding a rally in New York City’s Madison Square Garden on Sunday the 27th, the third-to-last weekend day before the election, 95-ish miles from the nearest swing state in Pennsylvania.

What the fuck is this moron doing? Not complaining that he’s campaigning in California, Colorado, and now New York when he has effectively zero chance of winning those states so much as expressing bewilderment that he’s wasting a significant portion of what little time left before the day that will determining whether or not he escapes accountability for his crimes.

In your “no shit” story of the morning (well, second, if you count the Kremlin vouching for Bob Woodward’s reporting), CNN’s Brian Stelter on Wednesday noted in his daily newsletter that the Harris campaign confirmed to him on Tuesday that the vice president will be showing up for the debate they proposed on October 23rd, with spokesman Brian Fallon saying “Trump has ducked 60 Minutes and debates, and refused to release medical records” in the campaign’s closing weeks “as his speeches show him to be less and less stable,” after Stelter printed the network’s ultimatum.

We knew that because Harris already accepted when they first proposed it. They didn’t need to both-sides it. Possibly more interesting is the silence so far from convicted felon former President Trump and his team. Recall that in January it took less than an hour for large-headed spokesman Steven Cheung to respond to ABC News and its New Hampshire affiliate WMUR’s invite to a primary debate against Nikki “Birdbrain” Haley and heels-wearing Florida Governor Ron DeSantis in the Granite State with “There’s a debate?” and that was them just laughing off a pointless exhibition game in an race Trump already had locked. This time around it’s been nearly 24 hours since CNN again invited him to what would be a considerably more important and consequential showdown they still haven’t said anything in response to the Thursday noon deadline to accept.

Doesn’t mean they’re going to say anything at all. They might just continue to act like it didn’t happen right up until it expires. But the fact that there’s nothing yet could mean they’ll accept – or at the very least are coming up with all sorts of bullshit demands to “justify” saying no.

“At 800 AM EDT (1200 UTC), the eye of Hurricane Milton was located near latitude 25.0 North, longitude 84.8 West. Milton is moving toward the northeast near 16 mph (26 km/h). A northeastward motion is expected through tonight. A turn toward the east-northeast and east is expected on Thursday and Friday. On the forecast track, the center of Milton will move across the eastern Gulf of Mexico today, make landfall along the west-central coast of Florida late tonight or early Thursday morning, and move off the east coast of Florida over the western Atlantic Ocean Thursday afternoon. Maximum sustained winds are near 155 mph (250 km/h) with higher gusts.”

“Milton is a category 4 hurricane on the Saffir-Simpson Hurricane Wind Scale. Milton is expected to remain an extremely dangerous major hurricane when it reaches the west-central coast of Florida tonight. Hurricane-force winds extend outward up to 30 miles (45 km) from the center and tropical-storm-force winds extend outward up to 125 miles (205 km). The minimum central pressure based on NOAA and Air Force Reserve Hurricane Hunter data is 915 mb (27.02 inches),” says an advisory bulletin from the National Hurricane Center warning that the storm surge-high tide combo could push in waves reaching up to 15 feet between Anna Maria Island at the southern end of Tampa Bay to Boca Grande, just north of Fort Myers, with the 12 ft max range extending north to Anclote River and southward to Bonita Springs, which sits between Fort Myers and Naples.

🚨NEW FLASH —> Humans cannot create or control hurricanes.

Anyone who thinks they can, needs to have their head examined. https://t.co/ILZsbXPi0K

— Rep. Carlos A. Gimenez (@RepCarlos) October 9, 2024

Apparently realizing that there are actually at least some limits to the kind of horseshit people will tolerate, Oklahoma Superintendent of Education Ryan Walters on Monday announced that he was loosening the specifications for the 55,000 Bibles he’s using taxpayer funds to purchase and put in classrooms after his attempt to pretty blatantly make sure that either one of two “patriotic”-themed editions endorsed by convicted felon former President Trump when at least one, probably both, of the publishers are paying fatass a royalty percentage from every sale, the Associated Press reports.

“The left-wing media hates Donald Trump so much, and they hate the Bible so much, they will lie and go to any means necessary to stop this initiative from happening,” Walters said in a video announcing he was capitulating to the woke mob. Walters’ spokesman Dan Issett confirmed the RFP had been updated and that the bid period would be amended after a state budget office told them it was illegal to rig the bidding process. “Unfortunately, there have been false reports that have been repeated by numerous, supposedly credible, news organizations that the state’s RFP was catered to one specific organization,” said Issett. He is correct because even though the AP’s report says it was solely the $60 Lee Greenwood “God Bless the USA” Bible that qualified, according to the Oklahoman there was another edition, the also-Trump-endorsed $90 “We The People Bible,” that qualified.

Walters’ new specs don’t require that the Constitution and Declaration of Independence be in the Bible. Why the fuck they even need to put a Bible in every public school classrooms is another can of worms, but at least the son of a bitch got cowed out of his Trump grift attempt. Baby steps.