“I will be doing a LIVE PLAY BY PLAY on TRUTH Social of Comrade Kamala Harris’ Speech tonight at the Democrat National Convention in Chicago. We will start at 10 PM, Eastern, and be covering and commenting on some of the earlier Speeches made. She became the Nominee without receiving one Vote, stealing the Nomination from Crooked Joe Biden who earned it by getting 14 Million Votes.”

“I am no fan of Biden, who was the Worst President in the History of the United States and, likewise, she is considered to be the Worst Vice President (and Border ‘Czar’) in the History of the United States, but Biden got ‘shafted.’ We will expose all of her Radicalism, the horrible job she did at the Border, Crime, and Foreign Relations, and her Weaponization against her Political Opponent, using corrupt Prosecutors and Courts in New York, Washington, DC, and Atlanta. I hope everybody will be following along on TRUTH, tonight!” posted convicted felon former President Trump on Thursday.

Apparently he’s forgetting that the last time he promised a live play-by-play during a major address by his presidential rival his entire network collapsed. Probably not from too much traffic, either.

The fat bastard also warned “The USA will be reduced to ashes” if he loses in November.

“A heretofore unknown to us bellwether in Washington state’s Dem primary vote indicates that, while turnout was about 6 percent shy of the show of force from before the 2018 Blue Wave, it was also 6 percent higher than what preceded the absolute beatdowns Dems took in 2010 and 2014,” we wrote on August 16th, 2022, citing a Politico report quoting some GOP consultant who was taking the turnout seriously. “We expected the low approval rating of Joe Biden to create a Republican wave. In Washington state, the election results were closer to neutral,” the consultant said, plainly uneasily.

Mind you this quote was three months before the midterms. House Republicans then won the national popular vote 50 to 47.3 percent, flipping nine seats for a 222 to 213 majority after primary turnout in Washington was +10.4 percent Dem. In 2014 and 2010 it was +3.5 and +1.8, respectively.

This year’s turnout: +15.8 percent Dem, higher than 2020’s +14 and 2016’s +15.6 Dem edges. It’s 2016 that sticks out for obvious reasons, because we still ended up with a Republican trifecta and the shitshow that was the Trump years. To that end, the eggheads at Split Ticket dug into it further, finding that if they separate primary turnout in “non-urban Washington” they can see a much stronger correlation between the partisan makeup and what the eventual national turnout is.

On one hand outgoing Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell hates convicted felon former President Trump and simply used him to further his own evil agenda during the fat bastard’s failed four years in office. It’s a no-brainer that Mitch prefers a Republican win the presidency and enable more court-packing and a plutocratic tax regime, hence the “endorsement” for Trump.

On the other, even if that endorsement was tepid and unenthusiastic for Trump himself, you would think Mitch would be excited for Donald to lead a Red Wave that would result in a trifecta in January and free rein for a GOP dictatorship, and to show that excitement by publicly projecting some confidence whether or not he harbors any inner personal doubt over his party’s prospects.

Mitch didn’t do that while addressing some business group meeting on Wednesday, per NBC’s Lexington, Kentucky affiliate. The fascist Bluegrass State Senator said he wasn’t sure who was going to win, only that it’ll be “very, very competitive,” and then played up his very meager bipartisan record, saying “I actually joined Joe Biden in announcing that the Brent Spence Bridge was going to be built and miraculously enough, even without tolls. As you can imagine, I think, none of my members were too happy to see me standing by Joe Biden up in northern Kentucky.”

Social media calls out Tim Walz coaching history after former players take center stage at DNC https://t.co/nb5fIf8VNS

— Fox News (@FoxNews) August 22, 2024

The third-place finisher in this week’s Miami-Dade, Florida County Mayoral primary, MAGA influencer Alex Otaola, has demanded a recount after losing by 46 percent to incumbent Daniella Levine Cava, who took more than 50 percent and thus automatically won reelection, the Miami Herald reports

“It’s impossible, impossible that Daniella Levine Cava, who has done an awful job over the last four years, got more votes than when no one knew her,” said the Cuban-born right winger Otaola at a “victory party” for fans at his farm in Homestead on Wednesday night, adding that the county’s “electoral health” depended on a recount. Though Tuesday was the primary, the county mayor’s office is officially non-partisan and under state law the general election is canceled automatically when a candidate wins a majority. Which Levine Cava did, pulling in 57.9 percent at 163,597 votes to runner up Manny Cid’s 23 percent at 64,985 and Otaola’s third place 11.8 percent at 33,252 votes.

Miami-Dade Assistant Deputy Supervisor of Elections Vanessa Innocent on Wednesday responded to Otaola campaign manager Andy Santana’s demand for a recount with an “lol, no,” pointing to state law allowing for recounts when a race is decided by less than half a percentage point. “Recounts are not conducted by request,” Innocent wrote in an email replying to Santana’s plea asserting a review was “essential” to ensure the integrity of elections “given the close nature of the results.”

“The highly overrated Jewish Governor of the Great Commonwealth of Pennsylvania, Josh Shapiro, made a really bad and poorly delivered speech talking about freedom and fighting for Comrade Kamala Harris for President, yet she hates Israel and will do nothing but make its journey through the complexities of survival as difficult as possible, hoping in the end that it will fail.”

“Judge only by her actions! Yet Shapiro, for strictly political reasons, refused to acknowledge that I am the best friend that Israel, and the Jewish people, ever had. I have done more for Israel than any President, and frankly, I have done more for Israel than any person, and it’s not even close. Shapiro has done nothing for Israel, and never will. Comrade Kamala Harris, the Radical Left Marxist who stole the nomination from Crooked Joe, will do even less. Israel is in BIG trouble!” posted convicted felon former President Trump early Thursday. Sounds like Shapiro did a number on him.

Wednesday features a slate of speakers including Vice President Kamala Harris’s running mate, Minnesota Governor Tim Walz and performances by Stevie Wonder, Pink, and others.

Viewership for the second night of the Democratic National Convention’s broadcast across 12 networks increased slightly from the first night as 20.6 million tuned in, absolutely crushing the 14.8 million second night share of last month’s Republican National Convention, Deadline reports.

Federal prosecutors have opened a sweeping investigation into Trump-and-Russia connected propagandists, raiding the homes of Scott Ritter, a convicted sex offender and former UN weapons inspector constantly on Russian state TV, and Dimitri Simes, a Russian-born adviser to convicted felon Donald Trump’s 2016 campaign, with more raids expected, the New York Times reports.

Beyoncé Knowles’s lawyers have threatened to send a cease and desist to convicted felon former President Trump’s campaign after giant head spokesman Steven Cheung used a clip of her song “Freedom” – Vice President Kamala Harris’s unofficial tune – in a tweet, Rolling Stone reports

A German Navy spokesman on Wednesday said there was “no deeper meaning” to one of their destroyer ships playing the “Imperial March (Darth Vader’s Theme)” that first debuted in Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Back, while sailing up the Thames in London this week, Ars Technica reports.

Funny joke, specifically because the Empire drew a lot of inspiration from Nazi Germany, whose air force destroyed large swaths of London and killed thousands in bombing raids eight decades ago.

Biden-Harris Department of Energy official calls for 'queering nuclear weapons' as part of radical DEI agenda https://t.co/yNvNh2l7PE

— Fox News (@FoxNews) August 21, 2024

“I hope all of the voters who left the Democrat-run states, putting up with illegals, rape, murders, and muggings, and moved to Florida, leave their Democrat voting there. Florida is a nice conservative place to live. Please don’t ruin it by voting for the communist Democratic Party. You moved to get away from crime wanting some peace and safety. Keep it that way. Thank you, and God bless you,” writes The Villages, Florida man Harold Scott in a letter to the editor at Villages-News.com, who evidently printed it for the banal comedy value typical to the site’s content.

Brainwormed independent candidate Robert F Kennedy Jr’s campaign on Wednesday announced he’ll “address the nation” in Arizona Friday morning, CNN reports, adding that the timing and place are suspicious as convicted felon former President Trump is holding a rally in the state that evening.

…so don’t be terribly surprised if Bobby shows up on stage with his fellow unhinged freak that night.

UPDATE 8/21/2024 3:19 PM EDT: ABC’s Jon Karl reports it’s definitely happening.

Day Three of the Democratic National Convention means it’s also day three of the tired, demented old man’s attempts to draw attention back on himself, this time at some airport in North Carolina.

Former Oath Keepers lawyer and defacto leader Kelleye SoRelle, who last year was deemed mentally incompetent to stand trial – and she is definitely insane – after she was charged with conspiracy for her involvement in the far right terrorist group’s plot to overthrow the government on January 6th, officially pleaded guilty on Wednesday, Politico’s Kyle Cheney reports.

An estimate by FWD.us, a pro-immigration group that advocated for the Biden Administration to announce an amnesty to allow the undocumented spouses of Americans a path to citizenship in June, sees roughly 60,000 husbands and wives of swing state residents eligible for the plan, 15,000 of them in Arizona alone, NBC News reports on exactly the reason why Republicans freaked out.

And why many of them aren’t applying for the program yet. NBC notes that some immigration lawyers are warning potential parolees not to start the process since if convicted felon former President Trump wins, not only is the program going to be canceled immediately, he and the Project 2025 crew are going to know exactly where to find who to round up and deport. Which should proooooobably be a pretty good motivator for the citizen spouses to get out and vote for Harris.

“I watched Joe Biden Monday night, and was amazed at his ANGER at being humiliated by the Democrats. I was happy to have played a part in his demise in that it all began on the evening of June 27, THE DEBATE, which I think was heavily pushed and promoted by Comrade Kamala Harris.”

“She knew what was going to happen, and so did everyone else. It led to a first ever COUP of the President of the United States, who is now unhappily sunbathing on a Beach in California, watching the waves, and thinking how much he hates Barack Hussein Obama, Crazy Nancy Pelosi, and Lightweight Movie ‘Star’ George Clooney, who failed to come to Crooked Joe’s defense. The good news is that I believe Joe Biden, the Worst President in the History of the United States, who served with the Worst Vice President in the History of the United States, is now seething. I don’t know why he gave up, I don’t know why he quit. He got 14 Million Votes, she got NONE. He’s an angry man now, and he should be!” posted convicted felon former President Trump on Wednesday.

Love the part about Harris pushing Biden into the June 27th debate. Truly great stuff here.

Fun fact: The Fox News coverage of the Democratic National Convention on Tuesday cut back to Laura Ingraham ranting while former Trump White House Press Secretary Stephanie Grisham was speaking and telling the crowd that the Orange God Emperor calls his fans “basement dwellers.”

And then the next morning these two crones bitch and complain about Harris supposedly avoiding the media and that it’s a “love fest” with all the supposedly fawning coverage and blah blah blah.

No shit they’re irony-killers, hypocrites, so on and so forth, but we’re curious about how they justify this to each other and themselves. Like if you could ever truly corner these people what would they confess about why they continually just say “fuck you” to basic consistency? To be quite honest we would actually feel something akin to a grudging respect if they said this was pure defiance, that they sincerely believe such cuntish omissions and outright lies are righteous counterweight to the MSM being in the tank for Democrats (the MSM’s own pointless and poorly-executed efforts to shake that perception are a different problem). Since that’s never happening we’ll just stick with contempt on top of disgust on top of malice toward the Fox News brand.