“Donald Trump has an excellent record in some ways, but he also has a tendency to shoot himself in the foot. A clear example of that now is his persistence in disavowing Project 2025 on the basis of Democrat lies,” wrote PJ Media columnist Catherine Salgado on Tuesday in the lede to her piece titled “Why Does Trump Believe Dem Lies About Project 2025?” some solid cope on the day’s drama.

Salgado gets into recounting how the main Project 2025 coordinator, Paul Dans, was canceled, most likely temporarily, from his post at the Heritage Foundation and then the Trump campaign ripped the whole fascist plot in a press release. Even though this reportedly was simply a turf war between Team Trump and Heritage/2025, it’s hard to separate it from the context in which the Orange God Emperor keeps trying to disown a policy plan slapped together by his most loyal minions.

And Salgado doesn’t separate it. “Lies about conservative coalition Project 2025 got so ridiculous that even leftist NewsGuard fact-checked them, and yet Trump cannot seem to do the most basic research. Why would he or anyone on his side believe anything Kamala Harris and her media lackeys say anymore? Have we not learned to distrust whatever propaganda the leftists screech?”

Then she adds “Sometimes Trump is insufferably stupid,” lol. That is true, but so are the conservative “pundits” who crank out this type of “content” while being unable to understand that this is all kayfabe and political expediency of fake “moderation,” that if he does get elected again Project 2025 is his policy handbook. And that there’s nothing to be gained by complaining openly and creating dissent among the MAGA base who for whatever reason simply don’t fucking get it.

“[This benign-sounding policy statement from 2025] EXACTLY what Trump should be focused on. Instead he’s buying into Democrat soundbites and falling into Democrats’ traps,” Salgado continues.

Republican Florida Governor and presidential candidate who came up a bit short Ron DeSantis declared a state of emergency in 54 of Florida’s 67 counties as a storm brews in the Gulf of Mexico that could dump as much as 12 inches of rain on the state, the trailer park of the country, the Palm Beach Post reports.

The system, currently known as Invest 97L, will likely develop into a tropical storm before hitting Florida, where additional significant rainfall would result in flooding over large parts of the state because the water table of the reclaimed swampland is already near its capacity after other storms swept through the region.

Not. One. Question. https://t.co/lq4TsCTjJj

— Joe Concha (@JoeConchaTV) August 1, 2024

In a development that’s kind of like Soros using 5G to infect you with the woke mind virus, except real, researchers at the Institute for Basic Science (IBS) in South Korea have developed a new way to control the minds of mice by manipulating nanobot-activated “switches” inside their brains with an external magnetic field, Futurism reports on some genuinely terrifying shit.

“This is the world’s first technology to freely control specific brain regions using magnetic fields. We expect it to be widely used in research to understand brain functions, sophisticated artificial neural networks, two-way [brain-computer interface] technologies, and new treatments for neurological disorders,” said megalomaniacal evil scientist Jinwoo Cheon of the horror he’s unleashed.

Jinwoo and his Igors injected the nanobots into the mice’s heads and magnetic manipulation of specific regions of their brains they suppressed the tiny rodents’ urge to feed by 50 percent.

“President Donald J Trump and authorized committees raised $138.7 Million in the month of July providing a Cash on Hand total of $327 Million. These numbers reflect continued momentum with donors at every level and provide the resources for the final 96 days until victory November 5th,” says convicted felon former President Trump’s campaign in a statement on Thursday. While we don’t know exactly what Biden, Harris, and their campaigns raised in total last month, we already know the $200 million small dollar donor haul in Harris’s first week eclipsed the fat bastard’s entire July.

This is where Kamala Harris's ideas about gender lead: to a grown man pummeling a woman in a boxing match. This is disgusting, and all of our leaders should condemn it. https://t.co/hUdx7rStzo

— JD Vance (@JDVance) August 1, 2024

Yeah, this is snowballing. The IOC issued a statement that reads, in part, “We have seen in reports misleading information about two female athletes [Imane Khelif and Lin Yu-ting] competing at the Olympic Games Paris 2024. The two athletes have been competing in international boxing competitions for many years in the women’s category, including the Olympic Games Tokyo 2020, International Boxing Association (IBA) World Championships and IBA-sanctioned tournaments.”

“These two athletes were the victims of a sudden and arbitrary decision by the IBA. Towards the end of the IBA World Championships in 2023, they were suddenly disqualified without any due process. According to the IBA minutes available on their website, this decision was initially taken solely by the IBA Secretary General and CEO. The IBA Board only ratified it afterwards and only subsequently requested that a procedure to follow in similar cases in the future be established and reflected in the IBA Regulations. The minutes also say that the IBA should ‘establish a clear procedure on gender testing.’ The current aggression against these two athletes is based entirely on this arbitrary decision, which was taken without any proper procedure – especially considering that these athletes had been competing in top-level competition for many years,” they continued.

So yeah this is all bullshit but at the rate that this is going Imane Khalef is probably going to have to claim asylum in France if any hardcore Islamists back home get word of this disgrace.

The Bar Association of DC on Thursday recommended Trump toady for Associate Attorney General Jeffrey Clark be suspended from practicing law for two years for his participation in the Orange God Emperor’s late 2020-early 2021 palace coup attempt inside the Justice Department, writing:

“In this case, Disciplinary Counsel has asked the Hearing Committee to recommend that Mr Clark be disbarred. Mr Clark urges that ‘[t]here should be no discipline imposed in this case. But if discipline is recommended by the Committee, it should be de minimis or minor considering all relevant circumstances.’ For the reasons described below, we recommend the sanction of two years suspension with a requirement that Mr Clark show fitness before returning to the practice of law.”

Senate Republicans on Thursday blocked the passage of a renewed child tax credit – a bill that had passed the House by a 357 to 70 margin – because childless cat ladies something.

I dunno guys, I just think that maybe winning the 2024 election might be more important than having this silly and meaningless conversation

— Ben Shapiro (@benshapiro) August 1, 2024

Ben Shapiro seems to be sensible enough to realize Kamala Harris’s background isn’t a winning issue for Republicans. Josh Shapiro on the other hand just may end up being Harris’s pick for a running mate as CNN’s Ed Dovere reports the Pennsylvania gov abruptly canceled “a bunch” of appearances at fundraising events in New York and the Hamptons he had scheduled for this weekend.

So when are they going to release the details of the prisoner swap with Russia? How many people do we get versus them? Are we also paying them cash? Are they giving us cash (Please withdraw that question, because I’m sure the answer is NO)? Are we releasing murderers, killers, or thugs?”

“Just curious because we never make good deals, at anything, but especially hostage swaps. Our ‘negotiators’ are always an embarrassment to us! I got back many hostages, and gave the opposing Country NOTHING – and never any cash. To do so is bad precedent for the future. That’s the way it should be, or this situation will get worse and worse. They are extorting the United States of America. They’re calling the trade ‘complex’ – That’s so nobody can figure out how bad it is” posted convicted felon former President Trump on Thursday, plainly furious that the Biden Administration undermined his promises to free Evan Gershkovich before even taking office if elected.

Furious enough to shit on the Russians, even if he doesn’t do it by name. All the details are available if he wants to read them and he obviously doesn’t. The US gave up four Russians being held in American prisons, all of them scam artists and money launderers convicted of various crimes.

The fat bastard then shared scumbag Laura Loomer’s post of Kamala Harris’s birth certificate and then a video of the Khelif-Carini fight screaming he’ll “KEEP MEN OUT OF WOMEN’S SPORTS!”

A Michigan MAGA terrorist was arrested this week after leaving a threatening note to a landscaper who moved their signs – one of which was a “Trump Pence” sign with “Vance” handwritten on a piece of tape over “Pence” – from the roadside of a vacant commercial property, ABC 12 reports.

Saginaw landscaper Tom Roy, who the article mentions is Republican himself, hadn’t even thrown out the signs lining the edge of the former Sears store his firm is contracted to maintain, he simply leaned them up on the side of a utility box so the owner could come back and collect them. When Roy returned on Sunday to continue working the property he found the signs had been put back in place, also noticing a handwritten note taped to a nearby lamppost that said, per Roy, “a threat that they are in the far distance with a camera with a 9mm gun, so I got a little worried because it was very specific,” and calling him a “lame Democrat” for moving the pro-Republican signs.

Roy said he then called the police, who confiscated the signs as their placement was in violation of municipal code. Later, an unnamed 50 year-old Saginaw man also called the cops to complain that his signs had been stolen – which led to him admitting that he had written the note and being booked into the county jail on a threat of terrorism charge. The “9mm” turned out to be a BB gun.

Asked by a reporter at a Thursday White House presser heralding the prisoner exchange with Russian dictator Vladimir Putin’s regime what he had to say to convicted felon former President Trump’s claim that he could have gotten the four American citizens held in Russia “without giving away anything in exchange,” President Biden simply responded with “Why didn’t he do it when he was president?” The snappy reply didn’t exactly refer to Wall Street Journal reporter Evan Gershkovich (that’s a different story though), but it certainly did with former Marine Paul Whelan, who was arrested on December 28, 2018 – two years and 23 days before Trump left office.

Look at what Kamala Harris did or supports or doesn’t actually have anything to do with at all but it just kind of feels like she does so MAGA Twitter are absolutely losing their shit over it.

True or let her deny it https://t.co/z3OulP5eKJ

— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) August 1, 2024

They needed some kind of distraction after the horror show that was Wednesday so they went with a very short Olympics boxing match between Algerian Imane Khelif and Italian Angela Carini – which Carini quit after 46 seconds because Khelif had simply mauled her. “After the second blow, and after years of experience in the ring and a lifetime of fighting, I felt extreme pain in my nose,” Carini said after the bout… which the right wing freaks made into a “controversy” all morning Thursday.

Few if any actually used the word “trans,” they simply said Khelif is male because she was disqualified from an International Boxing Association tournament in India last year after testing for high levels of testosterone. The IBA itself was suspended as a qualifying body by the IOC for some sort of financial fuckery, so Khelif and fellow boxer, Taiwan’s Lin Yu-ting, were allowed to compete this year in Paris, just as they both did in Tokyo in 2021, without said “controversy.”

A New York appeals court on Thursday ruled convicted felon former President Trump is still subject to the gag order imposed on him by Manhattan Judge Juan Merchan prior to the trial which found him guilty on 34 counts of falsifying business records, with the court finding “the fair administration of justice necessarily includes sentencing,” leaving it in place until then, the AP reports.

The Utah state Supreme Court on Thursday ruled that a case brought against the state over its near-total abortion ban brought by Planned Parenthood Association of Utah “raises serious issues concerning SB 174’s constitutionality – and serious issues going to the merits is what Utah Rule of Civil Procedure 63A required when the district court evaluated the motion for a preliminary injunction. The district court did not abuse its discretion when it reviewed the evidence the parties presented and concluded that PPAU would suffer irreparable harm if the law were not enjoined, that the balance of harms tips in favor of an injunction, and that an injunction would not be adverse to the public interest. We affirm the district court and allow the preliminary injunction to remain in place while PPAU litigates its claims.” The upshot is that the state’s 18-week ban remains in place for now.

In what’s a mere formality at this point in the game, delegates to the Democratic National Convention on Thursday began the virtual roll call to nominate VP Kamala Harris, CBS News reports.

The New York Times on Tuesday reported holy shit this is what we’re fucking paying them like $20 a month to print? Jesus Christ, in what universe is this a real article? They actually felt compelled to reduce this woman, who has probably at this point a better than 50-50 chance of becoming the leader of the free world, down to a study in fucking pantsuits? These people need help.

Fuck. Thing is that we would actually be more than cool with this if it were coming from some celebrity or fashion-centric outlet with a readership removed from politics like Us Weekly or Vogue or whatever. Get those people excited about Kamala Harris’s candidacy. A vote is still a vote even if it’s based on her looks and style being better than the Orange Diva’s. In the Times it just looks like frivolous, tiresome horseshit that piles on to the growing bad will among subscribers like us already beyond fed up with their fucking abysmal handling of this apocalyptic election year.

In a possible sign of their nervousness, convicted felon former President Trump’s campaign is running TV ads in North Carolina starting Thursday, Medium Buying reports on what should’ve been a safe state for the fat fuck. Even though it was his closest win in 2020, Biden had basically no chance of contesting it and we’re skeptical that Kamala Harris can outperform Joe there. Still it’s a sign of worry from a team that had been campaigning in Minnesota and New Jersey.

Wall Street Journal reporter Evan Gershkovich and former US Marine Paul Whelan have been freed in a multi-prisoner exchange between with Russia, Bloomberg’s Jordan Fabian reports. Whelan had been in the gulag since December 28th, 2018, and Gershkovich since March 30, 2023.

Both were arrested on fake charges of espionage, with Gershkovich’s charges particularly fucking scummy given that it came just a day after he filed a story titled “Russia’s Economy Is Starting to Come Undone.” We’re still waiting on details of the exchange and who the US (or possibly third countries) handed to Putin’s regime in exchange, but either way there goes convicted felon former President Trump’s extremely twisted and suspicious promise to free Gershkovich if he’s elected.

Convicted felon former President Trump’s campaign team are looking to have couch-loving Mike Pence replacement weirdo JD Vance make “a second pass at introducing himself to America as the Ohio senator attempts to put his uneven rollout as Donald Trump’s running mate in the rearview mirror,” CNN reports with wording that just kind of feels like it was written by Team Orange.

Sources on the campaign say the Vance rollout hasn’t gone as planned and that he was mostly picked because he praised Trump during recent TV appearances… ones more recent than when he called Trump “America’s Hitler” and “cultural heroin,” among other accurate assessments.

The plan for the “reset” is to put him in a bunch of right wing edgelord podcast interviews and to serve as the campaign’s “main policy attack dog” because Trump is incapable of that.