Danish troops headed to Greenland in January brought with them explosives to destroy the runways in Nuuk and Kangerlussuaq to slow down an anticipated US invasion of the territory, DK reports on just how seriously Copenhagen was taking convicted felon President Trump’s deranged threats against the vast frozen island following the sudden capture of Venezuelan dictator Nicolas Maduro.

“Today, US Senator Elizabeth Warren today endorsed Graham Platner’s campaign for US Senate in Maine, where he is running to defeat Senator Susan Collins. ‘Graham Platner is going to flip Maine and then actually deliver change for working people in the Senate,’ said Senator Warren.”

“‘He’s a combat veteran, an oyster farmer, and has inspired people with his populist agenda for a government on the side of working families not the billionaires and giant corporations. Graham will fight every single day to make life better for the people of Maine in the United States Senate. I’m proud to endorse him,'” says a press release from the Massachusetts liberal’s political operation.

“‘It is an honor to be endorsed by Senator Elizabeth Warren,’ said Graham Platner. ‘Senator Warren has spent her career fighting those who use power and wealth to take advantage of working families. She’s been an inspiration and I look forward to working by her side in the Senate to take on Wall Street, monopolies, and the corruption in Washington,'” the press release continued.

Several unidentified drones were detected over Washington, DC’s Fort Lesley J McNair at some point over the last 10 days, leading the command of the base – which houses Secretary of State Marco Rubio and date rapist Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth – to go on alert level “Charlie,” the Washington Post reports on the kind of shit Trump was supposed to end when he returned to power.

Seriously, what the fuck? If you thought Joe Biden should be impeached because a malfunctioning Chinese spy balloon drifted aimlessly across the continental United States before it was shot down and recovered mostly intact so it could be dismantled and examined then what say you if your president’s goddamned top two cabinet secretaries were on a military base when multiple unknown drones breached its airspace? How is this any less of an intolerable incursion to you?

Most Americans will be paying over $4/gallon for gas if they aren’t already, normally loyally pro-GOP outlet Axios reports on Thursday morning, apparently sore at their Orange God Emperor.

Now-former National Counterterrorism Director Joe Kent is under FBI investigation for allegedly leaking classified documents to the press, Semafor’s Shelby Talcott reports, specifying that “the investigation pre-dates his departure.” Which would mean that they didn’t at least fire or suspend someone who was compromising national security and in a position to do worse damage.

Their courage will never be forgotten. 🇺🇸 pic.twitter.com/hUqzwKikMO

— The White House (@WhiteHouse) March 18, 2026

Remember that whole thing about the families of the six Airmen killed in the tanker collision over Iraq not wanting media at the dignified transfer? Well, despite having a full-blown propaganda arm, the White House technically isn’t “media” so they interpreted that rule differently.

A North Carolina douchebag had been under the impression that his Cybertruck was safe from lib vandalism until he caught a 67 year-old woman using a board with nails sticking out of it to scratch the side of the hideous electric shitbox while at a park on Tuesday, WSOC-TV reports.

“I just couldn’t believe it was actually happening,” said Cybercuck Jason Hooper. “We had all the craziness with Teslas when Elon was part of DOGE and all that stuff, but I thought we had kind of gotten past that, and I had made it through unscathed. It was just kind of just shocking.”

Collettsville woman Karen Lewis was charged with misdemeanor damage to property and placed in the Caldwell County Detention Center under a $1,000 secured bond. She has since been released.

WOW! Look at those oil values folks! ONE HUNDRED AND TEN SMACKAROOS for a barrel of BRENT CRUDE OIL, per the Wall Street Journal! That price is HOT HOT HOT! And West Texas Intermediate isn’t far behind at $95.70 per gallon! OIL IS BACK BABY! BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY!!!!!

A US diplomatic facility near Baghdad was hit with Katyusha rockets early Thursday local time, the Guardian’s Hugo Lowell reports in all caps so apparently this is a serious new development.

Probably because the families of the six Airmen killed pointlessly in convicted felon President Trump’s directionless war don’t want the images of the dignified transfer being used for fundraising emails, Fox News announced on Wednesday that the cameras will be off when their remains are offloaded. The propaganda network did air footage of a hatless Trump descending the stairs.

Corrupt Federal Reserve Chairman Jerome “Too Late” Powell on Wednesday celebrated his escape from justice with the help of corrupt DC District Judge James Boasberg, who very evilly and corruptly voided the investigation into Powell’s stunning atrocities against the people of the United States with his Federal Reserve headquarters building renovation crime that is so bad, so horrible, no one has ever even heard of such a thing and now he’s just saying “Gee, I just got off the hook from that Obama judge – a Trump hater – so I’m going to not lower interest rates.”

Sad. To think that Crooked Powell will get away with all the horrible things he’s done. Just a sick person. We don’t even have a country anymore because of his too late interest rate funny business.

National Zero will resume our regular coverage after this in-depth analysis behind Federal Reserve Chairman Jerome Powell’s decision to hold interest rates steady that you won’t get at CNBC.

This is where the so-called master of sophistries and weasel words is at right now, that gas prices suck so much worse for people in other countries. “Fallacy of relative privation” is a concept he might want to look into to see how well this is going to land with non-cultists.

Vice President JD Vance will be hitting the campaign trail to provide backup for a top Trump Administration ally facing a tough reelection bid next month, with Air Force Two heading to Budapest soon to help shore up support for Hungarian President Viktor Orban, Reuters reports.

Yeah. Just gonna leave that there as if this was Vance doing a rally in Wisconsin to help put his and Trump’s preferred candidate over the line in a tight gubernatorial primary. MSM-ifying it is really the only way to spell out how fucking insane this is, as if there isn’t anything else Jaydee could be doing.

“With basketball taking over screens nationwide, Pizza Hut – the Official Pizza Partner of March Madness® – is kicking off the tournament with limited edition menu items featuring new recipes and a pop-culture partnership built for game-day gatherings. In honor of the 30th anniversary of Space Jam, Pizza Hut is teaming up with Warner Bros. Discovery Global Consumer Products (WBDGCP) for a limited-time collaboration that brings basketball, nostalgia and fan-favorite food together,” says a Wednesday Pizza Hut press release that solves the vexing mystery of why Domino’s had to use the gratingly obvious and forced workaround of “Big Tournament” in theirs earlier this month.

What? That was a big deal! It was so stupid it just had to be pasted in here after no fewer than three “articles” about the prevalence of “Big Game” in pre-Super Bowl marketing press releases. Some people were wondering if it was Little Caesars or Papa John’s or Pizza Hut that landed the marketing deal with the NCAA to be allowed to use “March Madness” in their marketing bullshit so it was important to follow up. It was almost kind of a “cliffhanger” situation, like a season finale on TV.

I just sent a letter to Leader Thune with 24 of my Republican colleagues letting him know that until they pass the SAVE America Act, we will be voting NO on any Senate bills that come to the House floor. 

Republicans made a promise to the American people to secure our elections.… pic.twitter.com/hyBf1dzF1Z

— Congressman Randy Fine (@RepFine) March 18, 2026

Senate Majority John Thune on Wednesday was able to see a copy of the letter sent to him by Florida Congressman Randy Fine by looking at the fellow Republican’s Twitter account, a convenience of the internet age that gave Thune the option to avoid having to handle the physical copy that Fine had in all likelihood smeared with Pillsbury brand “Funfetti” frosting and his own saliva from licking the sugary, multicolored substance off of his fingers whilst reviewing the final draft.

Important preface to this reporting from 404 Media: Normal consumers cannot go on GoDaddy or any other registrar and buy up a .gov domain for $6.99 a year and slap up some generic dogshit “site builder” page with “OFFICIAL GOVERNMENT TAXXES COLLECTION DEPOSIT BOX, U PAY UR TAXES HERE THRU VENMO @USAtaxPayOnlineNow1776! 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸 U GET A 10 PERCNT DISCOUNT IF U PAY THIS WAY!!!11!!” because the previous quotation would be the inevitable end result of such availability to the general public. Or the start result and the scams – and hoaxes – would get considerably more sophisticated from there. Which is why, since its inception in 1984, ICANN has restricted the .gov TLD’s access to the federal government and the federal government alone.

And why Aliens.gov being detected at 6:34 AM EDT this morning – and flagged by “Federal US domain bot” on BlueSky, its name self explanatory enough – is noteworthy even more so because the bot specified that Aliens.gov, as well as the singular Alien.gov, were claimed by the “Executive Office of the President.” In contrast, the bot’s previous posts on, for example, aicenter.gov and fso.gov specify they were registered by the Departments of Commerce and State, respectively.

A search of WhoIs records says the registration is indeed real, the differing timestamp showing it as actually being on Tuesday evening UTC are the result of some lag in the bot’s search. The domain’s a go and unless the “aliens” are illegal immigrants that the Trump Regime wants to parade around in a searchable database – which is entirely plausible – the other option seems like the next move to distract from the Iran shitshow which itself was the move to distract from the Epstein files.

Senate Finance Committee Ranking Member Ron Wyden on Wednesday put scumbag Deputy Attorney General Todd Blanche on the spot with a sternly-worded letter, writing “It has come to my attention that you are preventing the Drug Enforcement Administration (‘DEA’) from producing an unredacted copy of a report I requested regarding drug trafficking and money laundering by Jeffrey Epstein and several associates. By withholding this unclassified document from the US Congress, you are covering up for pedophiles and obstructing my investigation into the financing of Epstein’s criminal sex trafficking organization. For years now, I have been conducting an investigation into the so-called ‘tax planning’ conducted by Epstein to finance his criminal sex trafficking organization.”

“As part of this investigation, I am following the money and examining the extent to which Epstein was able to utilize the US financial system to make thousands of suspicious wire transfers and cash withdrawals for the apparent purpose of trafficking women and girls. As you are aware, on February 25th I requested an unredacted copy of a memorandum prepared in 2015 by the Director of the DEA’s Organized Crime Drug Enforcement Task Forces (OCDETF) related to Operation ‘Chain Reaction.’ Operation ‘Chain Reaction’ was a major investigation by the DEA’s elite OCDETF task force into drug trafficking, prostitution, and money laundering by Epstein’s criminal organization.”