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State of The Union 2024: National Zero Special Live Coverage

Let me be clear folks, this is going to be a very important State of The Union address. It’s a big deal and you want to know something? This will be Joe Biden’s best chance to get the American people on his side when the forces of fascism and hate embodied by the sick f… Anyway folks, let’s finish the job and get together to provide hard-working National Zero readers with the coverage they deserve. Then we can look forward to getting ice cream afterwards. God bless America.

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Masking, other measures saved 800,000 lives during pandemic

A new study concludes that the use of masks, social distancing, hand washing and other non-pharmaceutical interventions saved an estimated 831,000 lives in the United States during the pandemic, particularly during the early days when vaccinations weren’t available, a new study finds.

The researchers note that not all the averted deaths would have been associated with the Covid virus; during the first two years of the pandemic, the fatality rate of seasonal influenza also dropped thanks to the more hygienic habits of the population.

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“We don’t behave like Democrats… Democrats do stupid stuff”

House Majority Whip Tom Emmer tells the Daily Wire that he expects Republicans to act like adults during Biden’s State of the Union address, saying “There is a time to be a professional, there’s a time to be an adult. We don’t behave like Democrats. Democrats do stupid stuff.”

“They like to gyrate and wear a certain uniforms and, you know, make terrible hissing sounds and all this other stuff,” Emmer continued, lol, adding. “You know what? It’s time that adults run Congress. And I’m pretty confident our guys will take that attitude tonight.” Famous last words.

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Fairly popular former GOP House member attending Biden address

A Republican former New York Congressman who remains fairly popular in his caucus because most of them voted against expelling him, George Santos, will be present in the House chamber for Joe Biden’s State of The Union address on Thursday night, Semafor’s Kadia Goba reports. Watch out to see if he interacts with Senators Mitt Romney and (allegedly) Kyrsten Sinema again.

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Orange Victim wants to be front and center at State of the Union

“The first statement that Crooked Joe Biden should make tonight when addressing the Nation is that he will immediately terminate the Witch Hunt against his Political Opponent, ME. Prosecutors and Judges have teamed up as though we were a third world nation!” writes fat former President Trump on Truth Social, previewing his planned tedious “live reaction” stream of consciousness.

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Investigation finds communications devices on Chinese-built cranes at US ports indicating long-term surveillance program

Powerful, Chinese-built ship-to-shore cranes at ports around the United States are equipped with mysterious communications devices that may be relaying information about American economy and trade to the Chinese government, Congressional officials found in an investigation, according to The Wall Street Journal (via the National Desk).

The devices appear to be cellular modems which are not uncommon for industrial cranes, but the ports had not specified them when ordering the equipment, and the devices are not transmitting data to port offices though they appear to be communicating with outside contacts.  The cranes were built by the Chinese company ZPMC, which built around 80% of the heavy-lift cranes used at ports around the United States.

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Look who’s already warning that she won’t act like an adult

God this woman-ish person is insufferable. Speaker Mike Johnson reportedly asked Greene and her ilk to behave themselves during the State of The Union address., which is probably the reason why she’s already saying she probably won’t. Then she’s claiming Biden’s on performance-enhancing drugs as a way of preemptively dismissing what will hopefully be a widely well-received speech.

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Judge denies Trump’s motion for stay of Carroll judgment

Manhattan federal Judge Lewis Kaplan on Thursday tossed disgraced former President Trump’s bid for a stay of the execution of the $83.3 million judgment a jury awarded to writer EJ Carroll for defaming her by calling her a liar after she went public with the time that her raped her circa 1995.

“Mr Trump’s current situation is a result of his own dilatory actions. He has had since January 26 to organize his finances with the knowledge that he might need to bond this judgment, yet he waited until 25 days after the jury verdict – and only shortly before the expiration of Rule 62’s automatic 30-day stay of judgment – to file his prior motion for an unsecured or partially secured stay pending resolution of post-trial motions. The Court ordered expedited briefing and assured the parties that the motion would be decided as promptly as was reasonably appropriate, but due to the delay in its filing, the Court notified that it could not render any decision as quickly as Mr Trump requested. Dkt 307. That remains true today,” Kaplan wrote, twisting the knife on the fat bastard.

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Special Counsel responds to Trump’s attempt to dismiss documents case: “Even if it had merit (which it does not)”

Special Counsel Jack Smith’s office filed its responses to a series of Trump lawyers’ attempts to get the federal documents case in Florida thrown out, citing things like

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Michigan “Stop the Steal” lawyer wanted for ghosting court date

Michigan MAGA lawyer Stefanie Lambert, the far right scumbag charged last year with tampering with a Dominion ballot tabulator she and several co-conspirators stole from a township clerk, is now a fugitive from justice as the Detroit News’s Craig Mauger reports that, as of 4:10 PM EDT on Thursday, Lambert had not shown up to her 3 PM pretrial hearing, prompting the the judge to issue a bench warrant. They should check Mike Lindell’s safe house first when they start looking for her.

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Florida Republicans reject DeSantis nominee, Moms for Liberty co-founder for position on state ethics commission

The Florida state senate, surprisingly including the Republicans, removed the co-founder of the sexual adventurers’ club Moms for Libertines Liberty, a nominee of returning Florida Republican Governor and guest garden gnome Ron DeSantis from a list of nominees for the state ethics commission after it received a complaint from a citizen that she’s a lobbyist and barred from such a position, the Orlando Sentinel reports.

Tina Descovich was removed from a list of DeSantis nominees after the slate had been approved on Party lines by the senate’s Ethics and Elections Committee, but she was later removed from the roster after a political consultant noted to the commission that her actions for Moms for Liberty clearly amounted to lobbying, an activity disqualifying for nominees to the Commission on Ethics.

Her removal comes just a few months after the Commission’s former chairman, Glen Gilzean, was forced to resign from the panel because he had the $400,000-per-year position given to him by DeSantis to oversee the land Disney previously operated; state rules bar someone on state government salary from sitting on the Ethics Commission. Gilzean was also been named by DeSantis to oversee Orange County elections, a job that comes with a $200,000 per year salary; it’s unclear if the Ethics Commission would condone one person simultaneously holding these two positions.

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Intel officials to start providing Trump with briefings

With the perfunctory 2024 GOP primary over and done with, US officials are planning to resume briefing fat former President Trump with classified intel, a tradition going back to 1952 for all major-party presidential nominees and the first time that one currently facing trial on federal felony charges for violating the Espionage Act will be given them, Politico reports.

We maintain that it’s perfectly fine to give Trump classified info so long as it’s made-up bullshit designed specifically to expose his treason. For example, if officials could tell him that a Russian cabinet official is secretly a Ukrainian spy and that official gets thrown out a window two days later then Trump can be prosecuted again for mishandling classified information. It’s a win-win.

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Republican Congresswoman walks back on anti-IVF bill

Fresh off winning her primary, Republican California Congresswoman Michelle Steel on Thursday told the House she does “not support federal restrictions on IVF” and she’s removing herself from her sponsorship of the Life at Conception Act, NBC News reports.

“I’m removing myself from the bill because it could create confusion about my support for the blessings of having children through IVF. I hereby remove my name as cosponsor,” Steel said after catching a lot of shit for conceiving it and then coming up with a lame, non-binding resolution to affirm support for protecting IVF. Her likely Dem opponent Derek Tran kept the pressure up.

“Michelle Steel just admitted she’s been lying to every one of her constituents about her abortion-banning, IVF-restricting legislation,” Tran told NBC in a written statement. “She can try to explain this away all she wants, but Californians see her exactly for who she is – a reproductive right-dismantling extremist who has no business representing the interests of California’s 45th District.”

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Trump pissing away more money: After losing defamation lawsuit, British court orders him to pay Steele firm’s legal fees

Donald Trump’s legal woes don’t stop at American shores:  the British high court ordered him to pay Christopher Steele’s firm, Orbis Business Intelligence, more than £600,000 (roughly $770,000) to cover the company’s legal fees incurred in defending itself against a defamation suit Trump filed, the BBC reports.

Apparently knowing Trump’s character, High Court Judge Karen Steyn ordered Trump to pay half, £300,000, while the Court auditors determine the final amount due.  Trump sued Orbis for creating the “Steele dossier” which assembled unconfirmed opposition research reports about Trump’s activities in Russia, including a claim that he hired prostitutes to urinate on a hotel bed once used by the Obamas.  Trump denies the accusation.  Last month, Steyn determined that the suit was “bound to fail” in the courts, halting the suit.

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Milkshake abortion guy says good idea actually really bad

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Emerson College fucks up, finds Biden leading Trump in new poll

Emerson College fucked up in a new national survey of registered voters, finding President Joe Biden tied with disgraced former President Trump at 45 percent each, but increased to a 51 to 49 percent Biden lead when “undecided voters are asked which candidate they lean toward.”

It’s absolute disaster for the fake mainstream pollster and the horserace circlejerkers who fondle themselves to the Boston-based college pollster’s constant stream of numbers portending general election doom for American democracy as, when you account for the typical 4 to 6 percent padding Emerson gives Republican candidates in their findings, it puts Biden well within the margin necessary to neutralize the GOP’s electoral college advantage. Expect Emerson to conduct a serious retooling of their weighting algorithms so that Trump is leading by 15 percent next month.

“Haley primary voters break for Biden in the general election, 63 percent to 27 percent, with 10 percent undecided. In 2020 these voters broke for Biden 52 percent to 36 percent. Independent voters break for Trump 42 percent to 39 percent, with 19 percent undecided. With the undecided push, Biden’s support increases to 52 percent and Trump to 48 percent. Those who did not vote in 2020 break for Trump 46 percent to 17 percent, with 36 percent undecided,” Emerson wrote in their release and man are they going to catch a LOT of shit from their MAGA masters for this mess.

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Presidential actors give president advice on how to president

Missing from that Zoom call were Danny Glover, Meryl Streep, Nick Offerman, Jamie Foxx, Gene Hackman, Kiefer Sutherland, Harrison Ford, Martin Sheen, and a whole bunch of others who probably should’ve been invited. Also what the hell is with Morgan Freeman saying all he had to deal with was a meteor in Deep Impact? Did he forget about the coup attempt in Angel Has Fallen?

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Lowly dogs whimper and lick their abusive master’s face

“Voters in the Commonwealth and across the country have spoken loudly for President Donald J Trump and I endorse him for President of the United States. His record on border security, restoring American leadership around the world, reducing taxes and lowering the cost of living for all Americans stands in stark contrast to the open borders, failed leadership on the global stage, rampant inflation and higher costs of today. It’s time to unite around strong leadership and policies that grow our great nation, not four more years of President Biden,” – Virginia Governor Glenn Youngkin, about 16 months after the Orange God Emperor wrote “Young Kin (now that’s an interesting take. Sounds Chinese, doesn’t it?) in Virginia couldn’t have won without me. I Endorsed him, did a very big Trump Rally for him telephonically, got MAGA to Vote for him – or he couldn’t have come close to winning. But he knows that, and admits it,” in a Truth Social post.

“Joe Biden has been a disaster for our country. Higher prices, inflation, an open border, crime, and the destruction of America’s image on the world stage. I will do everything to defeat him and elect Donald J Trump for President of the United States! 🇺🇸” – Iowa Governor Kim Reynolds, about four months after the Orange God Emperor wrote “Kim Reynolds of Iowa has gone from a popular Governor to the MOST UNPOPULAR GOVERNOR IN THE UNITED STATES, not an easy feat. Her Endorsement of Ron DeSanctimonious, who is 50 Points down to me in the Polls, has given him exactly ZERO ‘Bounce.’ He is a wounded bird falling violently from the sky. I wonder what position Kim was promised in order to back someone who is sooo far down?” in a Truth Social post.

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Smith team still conducting interviews in Mar-a-Lago docs case

“Per the protective order issued in this case (ECF No 27), the Government has provided thirteen prior productions of unclassified discovery to Defendants Donald J Trump, Waltine Nauta, and Carlos De Oliveira. On March 7, 2024, the Government provided a fourteenth production of unclassified discovery to counsel for Defendants (‘Production 14’). Production 14 consists of nine pages and includes the memorialization of an interview conducted on March 6, 2024,” writes Justice Department special counsel Jack Smith’s team in a motion filed Thursday, emphasis ours.

No further details were made available in the filing, all it shows is that the investigation is still ongoing and Smith should start leaking some of this stuff because there’s no chance of this going to trial before the election given MAGA Judge Aileen Cannon’s non-stop courtroom fuckery.

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