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Goldman calls out Jordan’s reliance of fraudlent witness

There are times when we go out to dead-named Twitter looking for a specific clip of some Republican being hypocritical.  In this case, we were looking for a clip of sex abuse misprisioner and useless Ohio Republican Congressman Jim Jordan spouting how credible and critical the recently indicted witness was to his investigation of President Joe Biden.  But kudos to the staff of New York Democratic Congressman (and man who’s got a good social and RW media game himself) Daniel Goldman for pulling the clip for us.

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Republicans working across the aisle to move Ukraine aid bill

A number of House Republicans implored their caucus mates to untangle their Gordian knot of intraparty squabbles and objections to clear a bipartisan-supported Ukraine aid bill, the Washington Post reports, and they’re willing to work with Democrats to find a way to bypass Speaker of the House Mike Ja-hesus-son’s obstruction.

A member of a bipartisan group of Congressman who met with Ukrainian President Vlodomor Zelenskyy in Kyiv last week, Arkansas Republican Congressman French Hill said during a GOP Conference meeting this week that they were making the bill too “complicated.”  Florida’s Mike Walt proposed linking Ukraine aid to border security while eliminating billions in humanitarian aid to various war-stricken countries, which sure does seem like making things less complicated.  So, yeah, the Republicans are in disarray.

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DeSantis asks legislature to fix his book banning law after “bad actors” submit challenges resulted in Bible being banned

Now that he’s out of the national spotlight having failed in his presidential run, Florida Republican Governor Ron DeSantis needs help getting out of the culture war he started. Saying that he wants to “prohibit bad actors in school leadership positions from intentionally depriving students of an education by politicizing the book review process,” DeSantis asked the state legislature to jigger with the book-banning law he signed to enflame hatred against the LGBTQ, Black and other communities so the law prevents people from petitioning to ban books with violent or sexual content.  Like the Bible.

West Palm Beach’s Fox affiliate WFLX reports DeSantis wants to target a handful of “bad actors” who, he says, are abusing the law for their personal political purposes, very much unlike the intent of DeSantis’s law which was for his personal political purposes.  “I am calling on the Legislature to make necessary adjustments so that we can prevent abuses in the objection process and ensure that districts aren’t overwhelmed by frivolous challenges” to books like the Bible, Johnny Appleseed and “The Giver,” DeSantis said.

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Trump lawyers argue that Supreme Court delay in public’s interest

Saying the Supreme Court needed to essentially slow down and chill, Donald Trump’s lawyers filed a 17-page reply to Special Counsel Jack Smith’s request for a speedy review of Trump’s claim that he enjoys a mystical absolute presidential immunity, saying that it really isn’t in the public interest to have a speedy trial because Donald Trump’s claim “on immunity will require careful and deliberate review of myriad historical sources and could even require additional fact-finding below.”

“This Court should stay the D.C. Circuit’s mandate pending the filing and disposition of an en banc petition in the D.C. Circuit and, if necessary, a petition for certiorari in this case. The panel opinion departed from its usual practice of withholding its mandate pending the filing of such a petition,” Trump’s lawyer argues.  “This decision was ill-considered. En banc review is a vital component of the lower-court percolation that assists this Court, as the example of Nixon v. Sirica demonstrates.”

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Matt Rosendale unannounces Montana GOP Senate bid

Montana Freedom Caucasian Matt Rosendale on Thursday dropped his Senate bid just six days after launching it to the consternation of Mitch McConnell and the NRSC, Politico reports. “With Trump endorsing my opponent and the lack of resources, the hill was just too steep,” Rosendale said in a statement, ending what could’ve been a messy primary against golden boy candidate Tim Sheehy.

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Greece first Orthodox Christian nation to allow same-sex marriage

The source of innumerable urns depicting countless sex acts between genders, species and sometimes celestial beings, Greece has become the first Orthodox Christian country to legalize same-sex marriage, the Associated Press reports.  A vote in the parliament on a proposal from center-right Prime Minister Kyriakos Mitsotakis won a 176-76 floor vote, with two voting present and 46 representatives absent.  The bill also extends applicable parental rights to same-sex couples.

While polling shows a slight majority of the nation favoring expanding the right, few on the political spectrum has used the issue to divide the country, and there was no strong opposition to the administrative measure.   The law will not impact how the Greek Orthodox Church views same-sex marriage–it’s against it–although Church leaders joined far-right politicians to oppose the measure, saying it will lead to drag queen story time in public schools the erosion of traditional family values.

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Fake Biden “informant” indicted for obstruction of justice

“Today, a federal court unsealed a two-count indictment returned by a federal grand jury in the Central District of California charging Alexander Smirnov, 43, with making a false statement, in violation of 18 USC § 1001, and creating a false and fictitious record, in violation of 18 USC § 1519, for statements he made that were recorded in an official record of the Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI) known as a Form 1023. David C Weiss, Special Counsel, made the announcement.”

“On February 14, 2024, a federal grand jury returned the indictment and Smirnov was arrested at the Harry Reid International Airport in Las Vegas, Nevada, after his arrival in the US from overseas. Later today, Smirnov will have an initial appearance at the federal courthouse in the District of Nevada at 2:30 pm pacific time. According to the indictment, Smirnov was a confidential human source (CHS) with the FBI. As alleged in the indictment, despite repeated admonishments that he must provide truthful information to the FBI and that he must not fabricate evidence, Smirnov provided false derogatory information to the FBI about Public Official 1, and Businessperson 1, the son of Public Official 1, in 2020, after Public Official 1 became a presidential candidate.”

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“President Trump Emergency Broadcast: Fani Willis Bombshell”

“Friend, this is bad. Really bad. Fani Willis was responsible for TAKING MY MUGSHOT! FIRST she coordinated with the Biden White House to TAKE ME DOWN! THEN she hired her LOVER to go after me and PAID HIM WITH TAXPAYER DOLLARS! But now, RIGHT NOW, her corruption is being broadcast LIVE to the WHOLE WORLD! I TOLD YOU SHE’S CORRUPT AS HELL! We need a historic pushback right here, right now, if we’re going to BEAT this Witch Hunt. Before the day is over, I’m calling on ONE MILLION pro-Trump Patriots to chip in and say, FIRE FANI WILLIS NOW!” writes some asshole Trump campaign lackey – sender ID “President Trump Emergency Broadcast” – in a Thursday fundraising email that just miiiiight have been sent a little too early judging by the way Willis’s testimony is going because so far she’s been crushing it and if Team Orange are probably doomed in their disqualification/case derailing effort if they can’t corner her.

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Cannon maintains deadlines in Trump documents case

Judge Aileen Cannon on Thursday preserved the current trial schedule in Donald Trump’s stolen government documents case set for Florida, ordering that all pre-trial motions continue to have a February 22nd deadline.  Trump’s legal team had attempted to, again, delay legal proceedings to try to postpone his potential guilty verdicts for as long as possible.  The ruling deals another blow to Trump’s obstruction campaign.

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Steve Bannon fears Trump will be too “mentally hurt” after trial(s)

White nationalist alcoholic Steve Bannon on Thursday lamented the “lawfare” against disgraced former President Trump, fearing that “they” even the Treasury and Federal Reserve are in on the plot to destroy him. “That’s why the inflation number yesterday shocked them. Every part of the apparatus is focused on the complete and total destruction of Donald Trump. So that even if he was to take the White House in November this year that, he would be too politically, financially, and quite frankly, physically and maybe even mentally hurt that he then couldn’t effectively govern,” as if the fat orange bastard was able to effectively govern during his failed administration.

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WITCH HUNT OVER!

BREAKING: THE WITCH HUNT HAS ENDED! COMPLETE AND TOTAL EXONERATION! As Fulton County, Georgia special prosecutor Nathan Wade testifies over his relationship with District Attorney Fani Willis, the Seychelles Attorney General’s office has dropped the witchcraft charges against opposition leader Patrick Herminie, the BBC reports on the end of a real WITCH HUNT!

GAME OVER! THE FAKE CHARGES HAVE BEEN DROPPED! Herminie told reporters the charges were an “abuse of power” and that president Crooked Wavel Ramkalawan has “no right to arrest someone and put them in prison for nothing at all.” PATRICK HERMINIE WILL BE YOUR RETRIBUTION!

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House Intel Chair defends Russian space missile freakout

“The House Permanent Select Committee on Intelligence worked in consultation with the Biden Administration to notify Congress of this national security threat. In addition, language in the bipartisan notification issued by the Chair and Ranking Member to all Members of the House was cleared by the Administration prior to its release. The House Intelligence Committee voted 23 to 1 to make this information available to Members of Congress. White House officials confirmed that, in their view, the matter was ‘serious’,” says House Intel Chairman Mike Turner in a statement on his alarmism over the Russian nuclear space weapon thing that is still on their drawing board, after fellow Republican Congressman Andy Ogles complained to Speaker Mike Johnson on Thursday.

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Justice Department bricks major Russian botnet operation

Justice Department press release: “A January 2024 court-authorized operation has neutralized a network of hundreds of small office/home office (SOHO) routers that GRU Military Unit 26165, also known as APT 28, Sofacy Group, Forest Blizzard, Pawn Storm, Fancy Bear, and Sednit, used to conceal and otherwise enable a variety of crimes. These crimes included vast spearphishing and similar credential harvesting campaigns against targets of intelligence interest to the Russian government, such as US and foreign governments and military, security, and corporate organizations. In recent months, allegations of Unit 26165 activity of this type has been the subject of a private sector cybersecurity advisory and a Ukrainian government warning.”

“This botnet was distinct from prior GRU and Russian Federal Security Service (FSB) malware networks disrupted by the Department in that the GRU did not create it from scratch. Instead, the GRU relied on the ‘Moobot’ malware, which is associated with a known criminal group.”

“Non-GRU cybercriminals installed the Moobot malware on Ubiquiti Edge OS routers that still used publicly known default administrator passwords. GRU hackers then used the Moobot malware to install their own bespoke scripts and files that repurposed the botnet, turning it into a global cyber espionage platform. The Department’s court-authorized operation leveraged the Moobot malware to copy and delete stolen and malicious data and files from compromised routers. Additionally, in order to neutralize the GRU’s access to the routers until victims can mitigate the compromise and reassert full control, the operation reversibly modified the routers’ firewall rules to block remote management access to the devices, and during the course of the operation, enabled temporary collection of non-content routing information that would expose GRU attempts to thwart the operation.”

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Orange Defendant not happy with how that just went for him

Fat former President Trump went on a long rant Thursday after exiting the New York City courtroom where he found out he’ll have to go on trial next month on charges of illegally paying hush money to porn star Stormy Daniels in the days before the 2016 election, complaining that he’ll have to campaign at night after being in court all day, randomly bitching about NATO again, and false claiming people are being murdered right outside the courthouse. The usual bullshit.

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WATCH LIVE: Make or break for Fani Willis and Nathan Wade

Apologies for getting into this late as the other state-level hearing concerning a criminal case against fat former President Trump won out as far as our attention goes, but right now Fulton County, Georgia Superior Court Judge Scott McAfee is presiding over testimony to determine whether District Attorney Fani Willis and her deputy special prosecutor Nathan Wade should be disqualified from the RICO case brought against Team MAGA over their post-2020 election coup attempt in the Peach State. Taking the stand right now is Wade’s law partner, Terrence Bradley, whose knowledge of the timing of when Willis and Wade’s relationship began is key to the attempt to undermine the case, making this kind of a do or die moment for the prosecution team.

Daily Beast contributor Shan Wu is skeptical this is going to work out for the Trump Regime. Check out his piece for a great summary of the “controversy” started by Trump co-defendant Mike Roman, the shitbag who quarterbacked the whole fake electors scam. Wu also hilariously points out that Roman’s lawyers Ashleigh Merchant and Jonathan Merchant are married to each other, opening them up to much of the same shit they’re trying to use against Willis and Wade.

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Manhattan judge upholds Trump’s March 25th trial start date

That was almost as quick as Donald’s encounter with Stormy. Manhattan Superior Court Judge Juan Merchan on Thursday immediately ruled against disgraced former President Trump, refusing to toss the charges against him for having sex with a porn star and paying her hush money and holding firm on jury selection beginning in the first ever criminal trial of a former leader of the free world on March 25th, just after the fat bastard sat down in the courtroom, Politico’s Erica Orden reports.

Trump’s lawyer Todd Blanche moaned, calling it a “great injustice.” Merchan then yelled “Stop interrupting me!” at Blanche. The decision came just after the twice-impeached loser ranted in the courthouse hallway about how “dirty” New York City is and about migrants and all that bullshit.

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Criminal shares his expertise on crime

“A new category of crime is developing in New York City, and America itself, and it is bigger and more violent than anything seen in decades. It’s called BIDEN MIGRANT CRIME, and it will be really dangerous and BAD. Good luck, everyone, you’ll need it!” posted fat former President Trump on Truth Social Thursday morning while he was in New York City to face a criminal court hearing over a crime he committed when, just days before the 2016 presidential election, he paid a porn star to stay quiet about an approximately 45 seconds long sexual encounter they had in 2006.

“Heading to yet another Courthouse in Manhattan on a case that would have never been brought if I wasn’t running for Pres. The Biden DOJ has its top person here in charge. Case should have never been brought, there is no crime. They want it before Election – Could have been brought 3 years ago. They waited until Election Period. ELECTION INTERFERENCE!” Trump then posted, unaware of the irony that his original crime was, by more or less the same standard, also “election interference.”

Manhattan Judge Juan Merchan is set to rule Thursday on whether the case, the first of Trump’s four criminal indictments handed down by grand juries last year, can proceed to trial next month.

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Just a matter of time before Don Jr retweets this sick bullshit

We’ll give it like maybe a few hours at most before Donald Trump Jr or possibly Matt Gaetz or some other Republican in one way or another helps propagate this racist video depicting Nikki Haley as a hooker made by top right wing influencer and “MAGA life coach” Brendan Dilley’s “Dilley 300 Meme Team.” Maybe even Trump himself will post it on Truth Social, as the fat former president posted Dilley’s messainic “God made Trump” video last month. The guy in the video is Will Folks, founder and editor of South Carolina politics site FITS News, one of the local players Haley was (probably falsely) accused by far right media of having an extramarital affair with last month.

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